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Algorithms are Idiots. All the Expletives. Recovering CPA/MBA. The Stakes, NOT the Odds.

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I just got thrown in T jail. Can anyone see this?
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@kayleighmcenany Hey Kayleigh: Winchell's has an opening for an assistant night manager, but you need to act fast, or Stephen Miller might get the job.
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@SenatorBurr NPR doesn't do "tabloid-style" hit pieces. This was straight journalism; you're badmouthing it ONLY because you're the one who got tagged. Meanwhile, you're crosswise in the dumping of stock based upon non-public information. Sleazy at best, criminal at worst. #Resign
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@sandibachom @jeffzeleny It's news that he buses them in, and it's news that he left them stranded in freezing temperatures, miles away from their cars. The @JoeBiden campaign has a messaging opportunity here. The campaign should act delicately, but swiftly. @MeidasTouch @ProjectLincoln
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@JerasIkehorn And an actual test which proves that the vehicle can be operated in a competent manner.
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@johnpavlovitz @megynkelly NBC paid her Big Bucks to go the F away, so why is she still here? Megyn Kelly is the Sarah Palin of Nikki Haleys.
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@kylegriffin1 @EricTrump Eric and Junior don't like this photo, so make sure that it doesn't get retweeted.
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Hey Twitter: What's the best estimate on the number of times Steve Mnuchin was shoved into a locker in high school?
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@RepMTG This you?
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@Amy_Siskind @NikkiHaley @PopcornFactory Nikki Haley is basically Sarah Palin with somewhat less baggage.
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@Jim_Jordan Cool gaslighting, Pervy Gym. Now do Jared Kushner, who (unlike Hunter Biden) had the highest-level security clearance. There's ZERO chance he landed a cool $2BILLION from MBS without giving up valuable US assets. You'll be investigating that transaction, right?
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@john_sipher @mschlapp Graphic photo of damage left behind by Antifa. #NeverForget
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@espiers @laurenboebert Bobo isn't the sharpest knife in the toolbox.
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@ReallyAmerican1 @mmpadellan In related news, Mike Lindell is developing his next product, the patented "MyCardboardBox" which is where he'll be living after Dominion and Smartmatic get finished with him.
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@RightWingWatch I like how he seems calm and rational, and not at all completely stark-raving, batshit crazy.
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@theliamnissan How does Naziferatu operate in broad daylight without bursting into flames?
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@sarahellison @Dave_Boucher1 OAN and Newsmax flanked FOX from the right, so it appears Lachlan and old man Murdoch are making the calculation to dial the crazy up to eleven. No room for anything resembling real journalism around that shop; on-air sewage will be more toxic than ever before.
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@MollyJongFast Hey Sunday Morning News Programs: Any GOP lawmakers who appear on your shows must be reminded of the reasons for the FIRST impeachment, and about how they voted on it. Anything less is journalistic malpractice. Don't flinch. @MeetThePress @FaceTheNation @ThisWeekABC @CNNSotu
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@GeraldoRivera We all saw it. He was not being sarcastic, and anyone who's being honest knows it. #Shame #25thAmendmentNow
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@Caitlyn_Jenner "I'm Caitlyn Jenner, a reality show cast member with zero political, governmental, or administrative experience. That's why you should elect me to be governor of a complex, multifaceted state that has the fifth largest economy in the world." I mean...seriously? Hard Pass.
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@ProjectLincoln Marjorie Taylor Greene has never looked better.
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@donwinslow PPV his forcible removal, and donate the proceeds to charity.
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@ksorbs Now talk to us about Jared Kushner's $2B deal with MBS. 1) Kushner worked in the WH, and had a top-tier security clearance, whereas Hunter Biden did not. 2) What, exactly, was other side of the $2B deal with MBS? You're way out of your depth...
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@mehdirhasan "Don't worry, we can control them..."
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@bobcesca_go "I make signatures BeBest, just like facking Kreesmas decorations. Also, I turn Rose Garden into 1960's East German industrial park." -- Melanie T.
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@therecount This is clinically insane ranting, even as measured by Tom Cotton's usual standards.
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@PauletteParis1 @kirstiealley @realDonaldTrump This might be the stupidest thing I've read on the electric interweb all day. There must be some kind of fancy award for that, right? 220,000+ dead people, a wrecked economy, international relations in tatters: Yeah, I definitely want four more years of that. Jeezuz...
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@justinbaragona @CNN too often does the wrong thing, but props are due to them for airing this sound bite. That's how to fight. Enough with the mindless "both sides" claptrap. That dog don't hunt...
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@GOPChairwoman Except for these REPUBLICAN senators, right Ronna Romney? Looks like your Uncle Willard is on the list. That seems weird, right?
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#Mitchplease We all need to ask #MoscowMitch how he steered $200 MILLION of Russian gangster cash straight into Kentucky. He and/or his buddies got something in return, and we need to know what it was.
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@ProjectLincoln Who wore it better?
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@sandibachom Yes, you're the only one... if we don't include the other eleventy-billion people... 😬
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@laurenboebert Cool gaslighting, Bobo. Now talk to us about the Chinese bank accounts Trump had while he was president. Oh, and explain all the trademarks Trump's half-bright daughter grabbed while she was chief nepotism hire during the Trump years. So? #SqueakyBobo
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@JDVance1 Quick question: If you don't like this platform, why are you still here? Explain it.
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Reading advanced copy of @MalcolmNance new book, "They want to Kill Americans." One guess who the "They" is?! The book is a brutally honest look at the dangerous movement that's sharing American soil with us. It's a must read warning for all who want to preserve our democracy
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@JRubinBlogger @jeffzeleny @DougJBalloon Chris Licht was hired to act as both hatchet man, and to push programming to the right. It's a business calculation which is likely to fail: Fox viewers won't move, and regular CNN viewers will leave. The math doesn't work.
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@rhonda_harbison @JohnJHarwood Hey Anonymous: Go after Hawley's computers. OK, thanks.
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@CheriJacobus @WajahatAli The nominee can be a rock, a houseplant, or a box of hammers. If that candidate has a "D" behind their name, that's who gets the vote. BTW: Anyone who lodges a protest vote (or sits it out) is affirmatively voting FOR the orange monster. Why? Because arithmetic works.
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@NikkiHaley Nikki Haley: A hyper-ambitious, less principled, marginally brighter, far meaner version of Sarah Palin, and nothing more dignified than that.
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@atrupar Psaki is expert at dismissing irrelevant and/or outright stupid questions. Not only does this keep the dialogue moving, it also challenges reporters to do their jobs. (Whether they will rise to the occasion is a separate question.)
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@ksorbs Cool gaslighting, bro. However, you misspelled "the largest economy in the United States, and the 5th-largest economy in the world."
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@michaelscat2 My cats (RIP) were both 100% indoor, and had exactly zero baths over almost two decades. Give them high-quality food, and keep the box clean.
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@MalcolmNance Meanwhile, McMaster, Mattis, and Kelly sit on their ... hands. History will not be kind.
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@megynkelly Hey Megyn: PROVE you can read.
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Not true, @realDonaldTrump . I wrote to you more than 600 days ago demanding answers after you fired the entire White House pandemic team.
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@PauletteParis1 @JenaFriedman Is this real? If so, wouldn't Miller have a natural immunity, since (ya know) he's the Devil, and all?
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@TheRickWilson And speaking of Florida, Rick Scott still refuses to discuss his origin story. What is he hiding?
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@SteveSchmidtSES I'm going to enjoy watching @RepValDemings flip Little Marco's Senate seat.
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@CaslerNoel @laurenboebert Lauren Boebert is the Marjorie Taylor Greene of Sarah Palins.
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@waltshaub @MichLKosinski “I am sick with remorse for the pain and fear I caused, and I promised my attorney that I would read the prepared statement with all the feigned sincerity I could manage under the circumstances..."
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@Tom_Winter Cool story, bro. Now let's hear about the $2BILLION Jared Kushner took down from Mohammed Bone Saw. What was exchanged? So?
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@DGComedy @atrupar Every time I think Eric's the dumb one, Junior chimes in, and I'm forced to re-calibrate. Then it's vice-versa, and so on, and so forth...
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@Yamiche Best guess: He has a financial interest (somewhere), and a few enterprising reporters need to track it down.
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@kaitlancollins Shame on NBC brass if they take the bait. #TuneOut
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@MeidasTouch @jmreycroft @marcorubio Little Marco (R-Stooge) sitting in his big boy chair. Vote @RepValDemings for US Senate.
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@kurtbardella @HillaryClinton 30 years of right-wing character assassination did a number on her: From the execrable Rush Limbaugh (and his clones), to Fox News, and then the internet, and social media. How many lives would've been saved if she had been at the wheel at the beginning of the pandemic?
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@RexChapman Dr. Fauci has done solid scientific work for seven different presidents. Republicans are furiously trying to bury that history, while shifting blame for the spectacular failures of the previous guy. This is an Orwellian disinformation campaign, and it can't go unanswered.
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@RonFilipkowski If anyone is unsure as to who Larry Elder really is, he was a major influence and mentor to Stephen Miller. Yes, THAT Stephen Miller. The importance of this dangerous recall election cannot be overstated. Every vote counts. Save California. Save America. Vote NO.
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@GOPLeader You are 100% complicit in his death, and the same can be said for everyone in your SEDITION CAUCUS.
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@MuellerSheWrote @toddstarnes Todd Starnes is the Lou Dobbs of Glenn Becks.
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@BrianKarem The more sanctimonious a person is, the greater the chance that there are skeletons in the closet.
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@MuellerSheWrote @CNN Hate to say that I saw that coming, but... Weisselberg's been mobbed up for 50 years. Getting him to roll was never going to be easy.
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@kikirusty @JohnCornyn Big Brain Cornyn walked right into the propeller blade.
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@MaryLTrump @SenatorSinema Sinema's smug display of performance art will come back to bite her. She's about to learn how video clips work...and not in a good way.
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@soledadobrien October is on-track to be the longest decade in history.
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@RepKatiePorter To be fair, he's just a street-level thug (voice, mannerisms, overall demeanor, etc.) who got the job by greasing the GOP for millions of dollars. We can't expect him to he the sharpest tool in the corruption shed.
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@SenatorSinema $3.5T over ten years is a modest INVESTMENT, hysterical, counter-factual claims to the contrary notwithstanding. Moreover, interest rates are at historic lows (basically zero). Now is the time to make the INVESTMENT; it only gets more expensive from here.
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@marcorubio It's cute how you're pretending you have the vaguest idea how macro-economic principles apply in a global economy, particularly during a global pandemic. I'm going to enjoy watching @valdemings take your Senate seat.
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@atrupar "I've got these Psaki pressers all figured out. I'm sure I can avoid running into the propeller blade the way I did the past 87 times in a row..." -- Big Brain Doocy
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@WestonJK @mikepompeo Pompous is posturing for a 2024 Pres run, and hoping people will forget about photos like this one.
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@MsJoelyFisher Eva Braun and the Hitlerettes
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@RepStefanik Basic supply and demand: How does it work? You are living proof that a Harvard pedigree is highly overrated.
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@UROCKlive1 @waltshaub Yup. I want to see him recover, be utterly humiliated in an electoral landslide, and then spend the rest of his life in courts and/or jail. The same applies for 100% of his enablers in the White House, Congress, and elsewhere.
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@Redpainter1 @EliseStefanik @gtconway3d The Stefanik campaign moves along...
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@nathaliejacoby1 The threat of not taking him into custody far exceeds the threat of arresting him now.
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@eliehonig @DonaldJTrumpJr @SenateGOP Live shot of Junior tweeting.
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@PauletteParis1 @FLOTUS @TheAtlantic Melanie knows on which side of the blini her #BeBest Beluga caviar is applied. The more vigorously the White House denies the story, the more convinced we can be that it's 100% true.
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@RepMTG You're about to go through some things...
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@gailendavid @RonFilipkowski They bought the ticket, they deserve to take the ride.
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How to medical
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@JoyAnnReid Airlines that offer vaccine passport flights (particularly for international travel) can distinguish themselves in the market. It's a smart business play, IMO.
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