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The Devine Comedy

@darylthedevine

1 year

Trans rights are NOT NEWS! A comedy by yours truly. Check it out on YouTube:

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the royal family's comms trying to use photoshop

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Mhairi Black appears to say "ye dickhead" to Rishi Sunak during #pmqs

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You fucking disgusting rat @wesstreeting

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there's a scots version ae that daft spongebob meme

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For anyone who missed the #transpride march today! #transpridescotland2022 #pride #paisley

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Jordan and Henry every time the drama kicks off #BBUK

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Ross Colquhoun

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🗳 BREAKING: 4 polls in a row now suggest a significant rise in support for Scottish independence. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The latest independence poll from YouGov: Yes: 53% No: 47%

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who’s got that one doctor who clip?

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Jordan SAVED Tom and Jenkin OUT #BBUK

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@twodoorgeorge @TomatoJamSalad @shawncbrown Do you really need it explained or are you not aware of the concept of paperless tickets

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@twodoorgeorge @TomatoJamSalad @shawncbrown Really standing up for the working classes there, aren't you?

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@CausticChicken @DimensionsInJen @djb21212 Doctor Who has famously never had biracial relationships

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@imshanereaction He's the Pokémon evolution down from Matty

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1 year

Did Douglas Ross just ask "how will the Scottish government stop people like my policeman wife from being racist?" #fmqs

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2 years

Did somebody say afterparty?

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@desertrose1969 @AndyShandy2023 @27_saffy Tried to deport vulnerable persons? Exonerated Cressida Dick?

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BREAKING: Rishi Sunak wants you to prove you're gay if you don't want to go to Rwanda.

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@popcorn_amazing @elliottt69420 @amelia_perrin @Euphoria1983 Their mother's breast milk but I doubt you can ask a woman in the shop for some of hers

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@peacockdyke @Timmy_in_SF @b_disgustang @notkingdeficit So will probably end up with intense anger towards authority figures and a warped sense of jealousy towards childhood innocence...

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@OwenJones84 Praying for you at this difficult time.

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@ax_ferg @wank_666 if a gay black man did it would you piss your frillies

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@Balegde_ Stephen Spielberg couldn't edit that out

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@Jen4Scot @ScotNational Because there's gay mums and dads out there. I was pretty young when I started hearing homophobia so this to fight that

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@VoicesByZane @MrPostsGood In a parallel world, Richard O'Brien took Broadway by storm with his sensitive yet audacious portrayal of Cornelius, joined by Patricia Quinn as the headstrong Zira. With Brian Blessed as Dr. Zaius

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2 years

uhhhhhhhhhh

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@josephjames94 The bigger, sweatier one denies the smaller, skankier one has ever used such an application

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"elon musk thinks space is the solution to everything... which coincidentally, his ex wives did too"

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@JackDunc1 why has he taken more care to look presentable in his grindr pic than he did at his own wedding?

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If folk think is terribly annoying and disruptive, just y'all wait for the food riots, the climate migrations and the utter destruction of society ☀️

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Sam Johnson, 40, a construction worker from Essex, said: “I took action today simply because we have run out of time. We’ve got to tackle this now. We have known for longer than I’ve been alive what would happen if we kept burning fossils fuels and now we are seeing this

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@PhilipProudfoot @alexander_olly Canny wait for his two further appearances on the telly and biography winding up in poundland 😍

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Not gonna lie, that Henry is gorgeous #GBBO

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Calling Scotland "Ireland" not once, but twice and literally calls Humza Yousaf "Mohammed" ???? Well done @UKLabour your man is several shades of bigot all rolled into one.

Sky News

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1 year

Should Nicola Sturgeon be suspended from the SNP? "Humza Yousaf needs to get a grip of his party", says Labour's @peterkyle as he believes 'the SNP is imploding and the people of Scotland are being let down' 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

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@TaiwoOwatemi Going to send them to the work house, are you? Disgusting woman.

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Coming out in order to batter Kate Forbes is the power move we like to see ✊

Holyrood magazine

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"I'm being asked to vote for someone who thinks there's something wrong with me, not because of any views I hold but simply because of who I am. I will not do that." Greens MSP @Ross_Greer sets out why his party opposes the appointment of Kate Forbes as deputy first minister.

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@HenHoops2022 @mccrabb_will lmao

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"it's just casual drinks" me:

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Dolling myself up.

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@TeddyRoosevalt @LucasPJohn Christian Bale to play both men

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Kerry's political beliefs #BBUK

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@robtowler Were they a bee?

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good night, sweet prince

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Statement from G-A-Y I’m sad to announce G-A-Y Late will be closing Reasons are in the attached statement While losing an LGBT Venue, we have worked really hard to compensate by increasing @HeavenLGBTClub capacity & after 44 years, is soon to become Wheel Chair assessable

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@itsDaibhi Brother in law! He's not related to the guy!

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@jacksl95 Go back in.

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@hellinhandcarts @ScotCuthbertson From trans activists? I know a few and they're all gay

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SCREAMING at Lawrence and A'Whora making pals in the corner from theIR sheer hatred of Ellie. #DragRaceUK

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That's funny cos Jeremy Corbyn managed to do better than Ed Miliband within two years AND a party coup against him.

Laura Dillon

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@HackneyAbbott Yeah... i was knocking on doors yesterday and we are still being punished on the doors for Jeremy Corbyn and had Jeremy Corbyn put up a better campaign/opposition/fight we may not be where we are today. Jeremy's damage will take a decade to repair😕

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Why does Billie Piper's name have to start trending every time that mad ex of her's does?

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5 years

Somehow my wee Asos haul is more camp than the #MetGala could ever dream of being

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@readsalot01 @AbuAfiaAK @MartisimoII @SabjiHunter Cry us a river.

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farewell, blessed angel xx

Harrison Brocklehurst

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Why is This Morning’s “goodbye” to Holly Willoughby via a load of half arsed text shoved into the title sequence so… 😭

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a curious case of cottaging x

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😌

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#RIPTwitter

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Night out ready 🤓

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Daryl last year was peak fuckboy. How was I still single??

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Remember when Jeremy Corbyn went on that debate in 2019 and said climate change would affect the poorest people across the globe and the audience booed him and centrists shamed him and Green Party members smeared him and-

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@LiamLambrini His top lip is the best joke he ever conceived.

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Oot n' aboot with @50ShadesOfMikee and @onlyLJO

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Gays! Gays! Gays! @gaymersiNC

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Love the gasp at @Ross_Greer outing his age

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Grand afternoon with @GrundyOxford

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@_gapc how does mine stack up

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I'm twenty seven this year, fucking thanks

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Found the main character of Glasgow.

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@James_Acetate @ByrneBook it's when you start getting into Emmerdale

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@jamesppreece Ye canny beat a quarter pounder with cheese after a good pounding yourself

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@randomstuffxzxz I think he'll be largely exalted. He'll be in a mental health documentary a year from now and it'll all be water under the bridge

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The lads have sailed into Canal Street!

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Paul Bristow MP

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The tolerant left. It would appear the season of goodwill stretches only so far for some people….

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@AlexK_pondering @VickyMiller74 7 year olds don't get given drugs.

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This is the blueprint for a terrifying abstract horror film #BBUK

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@JackDunc1 Imagine getting triggered by 'boi'

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Joe Pesci reacts to the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience

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@ScottishTrans @TransPrideScot Was a brilliant turn out! Any chance you could give this a retweet?

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For anyone who missed the #transpride march today! #transpridescotland2022 #pride #paisley

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@MsShiny_97 @QueerlyAutistic He's talked a lot about how his own dad was angry, largely because he resented being put into a box for life and had no social mobility

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@CommunityMvt @QkrSocialist It's one of the most disgraceful moves in history that Malcolm X was positioned as the 'aggressive' end of black power against MLK when both men simply wanted unity and strength against the colonial powers of their day, which are only a baw hair removed fae the powers of today

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Why would this guy match with me?

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Post pic(s) of you that scream “homosexual” 💅

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A pic of you that screams “homosexual” 💅

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@AngusJNoble @BBCBreaking And the SNP?

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@comingupconnor You are such a wee consumerist

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@middlechurch Right enough! Completely forgot they ripped off the Greeks 🤦‍♂️

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@BabyCorsola The man's seamlessly adapted to modern tastes. I adore his line about Gervais "just because he self-identifies as a comedian, I'm supposed to call him one?"

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#TransRights 🏳️‍⚧️

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@randomstuffxzxz The film geek in me is amazed how they trashed the building, put it all back together for more filming and then trashed it again for the live ep

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Our jackets are cool, we know.

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@MrPostsGood And I thought I was bad having Julie Goodyear's autobiography

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Happy Pride, lads and lasses!

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Only because I love yeez x

Bridget 🎀❤️

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Let’s see a picture of you in suit.

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@_dy23n Rail replacement canoe is on its way

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My ten year old cousin asked me why I was having a pizza with a fork. I reply "I'm very posh" He goes "Daryl, can I ask question... are gay people all posh?"

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Yer das are oot! @PendingOnPends @TattooedLazarus @juniormaxwell @Jetsam_Shoes

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Aye because all gays went about playing with dolls. Well done on your homophobia 👍

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corporate wants you to tell the difference between these photos

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twink death

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Fiona Bruce is a screaming disgrace. #bbcqt

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Not bad for a dead twink 📸

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@aaron_naismith @_dylanjohnstone Aye? Folk's wages shouldn't be a race to the bottom, everyone should get decent pay especially if the company's rolling in it

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