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Lucas P. Johnson

@LucasPJohn

4 years

If you can’t handle me at my headass, you don’t deserve me at my deadass.

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Lucas P. Johnson

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9 months

Me waking up first on the friend trip

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9 months

Selena Gomez in new photo.

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4 months

And what if I told you that this was a a cute and coherent look at the time?

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the stylist hated her oh my god

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Jacob Elordi, frantically on the phone with his agent: “Is he a little gay??”

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5 months

Dolly Parton next to her husband Carl Dean, around 1960s.

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Hyperpop, like any genre, is greater than the sum of its parts. Full Metal Alchemist taught us that the human body is more than just an arrangement of cells. Cabello has sewn together a Frankenstein of ostensibly “cool” sounds, but her monster lacks the divine spark of life.

songs that changed history

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first thoughts on i luv it by camila cabello and playboi carti??

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Lucas P. Johnson

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4 months

Boy if you don’t get back to teaching the children of Abbott Elementary…

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4 months

i simply refuse to believe i’m not the cutie patootie of legend

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Lucas P. Johnson

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2 months

Ben Platt looks like a Ventriloquist

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2 months

Ben Platt standing on stage with his arm wrapped around Noah Galvin's waist. Noah looking up at Ben with hearts twinkling in his eyes. Wow, maybe love really does win. #SpiritAwards

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2 months

Except they have critical thinking skills and can fight in real life.

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they invented stan culture when you really think about it

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10 months

The door to the Rush music video set

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3 years

The fact that her number’s 212 is so iconic to me. A true daughter of Azealia.

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Lucas P. Johnson

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10 months

The shark:

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@iramadisonthree

10 months

Someone was bit by a shark on Fire Island today baby the ocean is fed up!!!

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1 year

Ethel Cain: “The neighbor's brother came home in a box / But he wanted to go so maybe it was his fault” Barack Obama:

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Lucas P. Johnson

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9 months

It’s bad for Lizzo, y’all. RAs are flying their Orientation flags at half-mast 😔

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Lucas P. Johnson

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3 years

@_uyuyuiii I recognize a queen when I see one

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Lucas P. Johnson

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2 months

The way I have a whole powerpoint about this

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2 months

the fact that they were gay lovers just adds another layer of depth…

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Lucas P. Johnson

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RuPaul if they removed the judge’s desk

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Lucas P. Johnson

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6 months

she’s not that girl but she ate -that one little thing

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6 months

Rupi Kaur has declined an invitation from the Biden White House for a a Diwali event, citing the administration’s “support of the current atrocities against Palestinians” as the reason.

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Lucas P. Johnson

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2 months

Cloud *hyperventilating*: SEPHIROTH??? NO!! HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE? AGH!! WHY DOES THIS FEEL SO FAMILIAR??? Tifa:

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Lucas P. Johnson

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1 year

Seeing two guys I have history with in each other’s stories

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1 year

Ice Spice and Mitski both went to SUNY Purchase???

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Lucas P. Johnson

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2 years

Not the big label pop girls trying to appropriate the Tinashe experience

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2 years

Halsey reveals that a music video has already been shot for the song their record label is allegedly refusing to let them release.

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2 years

@mascarayde @SPOOKYBOlZ “Do shirtless men show up on your FYP?” Shawn:

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7 months

Trying to travel between any two neighborhoods in Brooklyn

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2 years

@carterhambley Giving my valedictorian speech at Euphoria High because I handed in my homework once.

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Lucas P. Johnson

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2 months

The best questions aren’t the ones that lead us to an answer, but the ones we think about for the rest of our lives.

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@PopBase

2 months

One year ago today, Chlöe Bailey released ‘Body Do.’

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Lucas P. Johnson

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3 years

@Nigerianscamsss Elizabeth and Phillip meeting at the wedding of Princess Marina (1934)

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2 years

It went platinum in Brooklyn.

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Lucas P. Johnson

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10 months

white twinks tomorrow

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@TroyeSivanPH

10 months

RUSH TOMORROW ⚡️

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Lucas P. Johnson

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2 years

If Adele was serious in her 2017 speech she wouldn’t submit 30 for Grammy consideration.

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2 years

Variety names Adele and Beyoncé as the frontrunners for the 2023 Grammys.

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8 months

Noooooooooo :( *DMs both of them*

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8 months

Teyana Taylor and Iman Shumpert have separated after 7 years of marriage.

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1 year

This team rocket ass delivery 😭😭😭

yayayah

@lovecraftcuntry

1 year

they were gagged 😭😭

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1 year

@phoebe_bridgers I think it was supposed to be read like this, queen

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2 years

@LeeDawsonPT Sex and the Kitty Girl

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Lucas P. Johnson

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2 years

Is having sex with men fun? Sure. But 98% of the joy of being queer is flirting and being a silly guy.

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Lucas P. Johnson

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4 months

Muting this, but long live Obamanation hipster aesthetics. Those period pieces are gonna be hilarious 😭

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Lucas P. Johnson

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3 years

@Phour_Loko @bkdudeeee_ Kelly is so supportive. “Nah, Michelle, you caught ME slippin. I should have shook my head HARDER.”

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Lucas P. Johnson

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2 years

“You took my sadness out of context, in the Military Industrial Complex.”

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2 years

"Being brave means knowing that when you fail, you don’t fail forever." -Lana Del Rey 📸 by Markus Rauchenberger #SoldierSaturday

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Lucas P. Johnson

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9 months

Christian art used to be unfathomably beautiful. The Sistine Chapel. La Sagrada Familia. The Discography of DMX. What happened?

🦂 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗘 𝗔𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗻𝗼 𝗸𝗶𝗱𝘀 ♏️

@prmade313raised

9 months

This. Is. Not. It.

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Lucas P. Johnson

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11 months

The LaGuardia English Department every time Azealia Banks is beefing with someone

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Lucas P. Johnson

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2 years

Adonis’ child support payment was DUE, The writers in the OVO Gulag were RIOTING, Jack Harlow had just texted him “sorry, I fell asleep.”

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@HeyAzJay

2 years

Aubrey's pen was on fire that fateful night

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7 months

She’s like Yeehaw Rina Sawayama. Like if Kesha went to SUNY Geneseo. Like if Magdalena Bay took a break from social media. Like if Dorian Electra and King Princess took a bath.

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3 years

@prettykartierr @ritaaabee Lil Yachty writing those lyrics

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1 year

People posting “I can buy myself flowers” tomorrow

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11 months

@trectrl She was fed up after Spongebob’s lil standup comedy routine

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8 months

Not to be dramatic, but if the right person did this to me I would literally cry.

kiwikinz!! O.o

@peeholelicker

8 months

why my boyfriend just hold up his fork with 2 noodles on it and say "literally us"

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2 years

@theerkj Meg on ig live

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10 months

Not the camera getting hit with the season 1 filter 😭😭😭

𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔣𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔶 🪩

@dragraceher

10 months

the scream after being hit with a piece of bologna 😭😭😭 i'm crying

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2 years

On Earth We’re Briefly Essential

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3 years

@gaybonez @Ryan_Ken_Acts

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1 year

I need Azealia Banks to apply for the American Studies PhD Program at Yale

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2 years

@soIodown Selena Gomez introducing her band

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@WrittenByHanna That’s her day 1!

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1 year

@luxxnoirlondon SheDevilByNight when TheyAngelPerDay walks in

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2 years

This is the entire plot of “It’s Not Right (But It’s Okay)”

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3 years

@quakerraina “Hey guys, following up again. Spots are filling up quickly so please take a second to fill this out.” “Damn, okay.”

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3 years

whatever.

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@n8vbimbo @WrittenByHanna

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2 years

Who wants to collab on a ROM hack?

Lucas P. Johnson

@LucasPJohn

2 years

The Queer Brooklyn-based Pokémon would be called Pokémon ________ & Pokémon ________

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Lucas P. Johnson

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2 years

Cyclops: Guys! Jean Grey’s alive again! Except now she’s calling herself “The Dark Phoenix.” Also I got married to her clone and— Storm:

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Lucas P. Johnson

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3 years

When Todrick refused to compensate his dancers for their labor:

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1 month

@skyferrori I’m glad it resonated with you, because I felt insane writing every word of it.

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24 days

Some of the most jokerfying situationships your mid-20s could ever imagine.

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People from Brooklyn and Queens: what goes on here?

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2 years

@LeeDawsonPT The most cursed final two episodes in any season ever.

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3 years

@desusnice “ye was very enjoyable to me!”

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Lucas P. Johnson

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2 months

Every weekend I hear about another member of the LGBT “staying in.” Is the club over? Is nightlife too expensive? Are we all 30?

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3 months

She is perhaps the greatest threat to the WOW Industrial Complex. It’s very clear that she doesn’t want a little youtube show, or a House or Love brand deal. She wants to be the next Pabllo Vittar. Even if she loses, she wins.

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marina is lowkey revolutionising what post-drag race content looks like cause this is next level

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Lucas P. Johnson

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2 months

The Wicked (2024) we deserved

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3 years

@_callmekj_ Sis we’re in a Panda Express rn and you wanna lecture us about semantics?

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1 year

Drag Race is a government experiment to see how easily gay men can be manipulated by sound effects

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Lucas P. Johnson

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5 months

Reading Azealia Banks manifestos like I’m a downtrodden dustbowl farmer listening to FDR’s fireside chats

Azealia Banks

@CHEAPYXOMIAMI

5 months

No I didn't. I don't think Nicki understands that the most unique aspect of her cultural impact was the permission she gave female rappers to be insanely feminine. Nicki Minaj was the first female rapper to not be trying to emulate male rap aesthetics, she was unapologetically

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Lucas P. Johnson

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Gay people always look sad at straight weddings because they’re missing something like “Miss Ma’amshe as Toph in the Avatar Drag Show” or “oomfie’s hot girl hot dog birthslay picnic.”

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1 year

I’ll never stop missing her

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3 years

@lananasparle Cole: “Hey Mom :)” Kamala:

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3 years

@DixPeyton Me saying “girls rule” in my big sister’s voice

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Lucas P. Johnson

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3 months

Any Azealia Banks historian knows that this is from October 5th, 2022, when she famously said “Hello, this is Azealia Banks. I am here at Home Depot.”

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azealia banks has finally spoken LMFAOO

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2 years

@theeIuxxSOClAL @damani_iman “I know my girls 💁🏽‍♀️✨” I love her.

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1 year

@ScottieBeam They said:

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3 years

@FakeKenty @clxtasaurusrex Sis said “You ain’t gettin’ this outfit back.”

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1 year

If a situationship was a place

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Lucas P. Johnson

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7 months

Edward Said had been dead for a year, and she knew nobody could stop her.

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@PopCulture2000s

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19 years ago, gwen stefani released ‘what you waiting for?’✨

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1 year

I need the modders to take the ZSS model and get to work

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This was the shit Whitney Houston was on when she recorded “It’s Not Right, But It’s Okay.”

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3 years

@ty_hotcommodity Every time they see him walk in

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2 years

@charli_xcx She said

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1 year

That one English teacher that doesn’t play about her independent reading logs

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@_uncle_gworl

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11 months

@trectrl The sheer amount of microagressions Sandra had to face in that backwards town…

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2 years

“Oh no, I can’t believe these racist white people chose me over Beyoncé” don’t submit it for that category then, bozo.

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Lucas P. Johnson

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1 year

Aura Mayari:

Jesse Thee Slade 🥂

@Jesse_bslade

1 year

still can’t understand what was safe about this

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2 months

Guys I’m really flattered: made this slideshow back in 2020 so I’m trying to figure out the best way to share it while preserving my vision and getting proper credit for my ideas. Open to any suggestions, and glad so many people wanna hear me out!

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@indigogloves

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@LilNasX @fonzfranc He crashed the McDonald’s job application website. Lil Nas X singlehandedly ending unemployment.

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2 years

@terrill Wile E. Coyote:

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2 months

“And so, having embraced the shadow-self (the ho who refuses to leave) young Florence was finally able to complete The Hero’s Journey.”

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Flo Milli announces she’s turned in her new album “FINE HO, STAY.” @_FloMilli

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8 months

Hopping on the subway to hang out with my friends in the city

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2 years

Idc if they were wearing the same thing every episode. They ate ZOWN

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7 months

Sold my Raisin Terfy ticket and donated the money to a trans mutual aid fund

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7 months

No trans women are not “men appropriating femininity and weaponizing it against women” you’re literally thinking of Drake.

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9 months

me and my girlfriends came out to play, fireworks and champagne, chantilly lace

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3 years

@vip3r_b4rbi3 @youwereoffbeat “No panties on like I’n Winnie the Pooh.”

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6 months

Respectfully, you are 82 years old and the Dems have made it clear that they will never allow you to become president. If you don’t have the integrity to say “ceasefire” now, when will you?

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Israel's indiscriminate bombing is hitting hospitals, refugee camps, and killing thousands of innocent people. It must stop now.

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