Mikey @50ShadesOfMikee Twitter profile

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

6 years

“You weren’t just wanking over a 57 year old, you was wanking over a geezer too” I AM FUCKING DONE. #TheCircle

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

5 years

Douching at 9am. Fucking hate being gay

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

1 year

New hurrrrrr. Chopped and coloured by @pROBlematic91

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

8 months

Had the urge to choke on a huge d**k. Choked on a huge d**k. Happy Sunday

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

1 year

#NewProfilePic Was due an update. I’ve had about 4 hair styles since the last profile pic

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

4 years

Getting bollocked by my aunt for having my arse out on Instagram has become the highlight of my day.

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

1 year

My tooth still kills. It’s far too early. Send cats, dads and nudes x

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

4 months

Can’t take me anywhere.

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

7 months

Gay powers etc 💫

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

6 years

Not to be dramatic but I’ve probably made the best roast ever.

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

4 years

Gays wearing their black disposable gloves to do their shopping in the supermarket. I see you. 👀

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

5 years

Is a sore throat a symptom of Corona or have I just deepthroated too much dick this week?

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

5 years

Got ejected from Cruz last night for projectile vomiting after 4 double vodka lemonades. Peak. ☠️☠️

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

New haircut, no more hawk. ✂️ And new white pants on the same day 🩲

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

5 years

“So what are you? straight? Gay? Bi?” Me:

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

1 month

Just c*m and some of it went up @pROBlematic91 ’s nose and he blew a lil c*m bubble

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

6 years

I should attempt to smile in pictures occasionally

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

5 years

When you douche and don’t get any butt action

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

I put (less) scruffy clothes on and went out (to Tesco) on my lunch break, instead of having a nap.

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

6 years

Imagine thinking you’re important enough that you release a statement to explain why you’re not going to pride. 🤣🤣🤣

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

1 year

🥲🥲

Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

1 year

Feeling chaotic. Just tapped a hung top on grindr after eating an Indian takeaway

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

@LilNasX Tf is there gunna be an orgy without poppers??

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@LilNasX

2 years

not gonna be proud of myself until there is a big orgy in the audience at one of my concerts

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

5 years

Making room in the charts for @SophieASlut . We Stan.

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

5 years

Going for a Nando’s after the dick appointment tho and I’m absolutely gunna stuff my face

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

6 years

Christmas tree completed.

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

6 years

@jackwillsoshea Here’s my prototype.

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

Good morning Twitter. It’s cold, I’m sick and I don’t want to get out of bed. Send cats* Picture for attention x *and nudes

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

1 year

Just missing the daddy of @ThegooseBloomst @DOPreston

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

#ThirstyThursday but also if anyone had seen my body a few month ago, you’ll have seen I was pretty much all ribs after being ill. So I’m happy with this

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

1 year

Feeling chaotic. Just tapped a hung top on grindr after eating an Indian takeaway

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

In the absence of the Duke of the Goose, it’s me. @DOPreston

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

*regrets*

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

6 years

The most important part of the Christmas tree has been assembled.

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

#NewProfilePic 👨‍🦲

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

6 years

I feel like I got off lightly with this picture from twitmas.

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

I totally forgot to announce the other week that I got offered a new job and accepted. Something new to start next year with! (Actually it’ll be in December but the point still stands)

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

1 year

“With enough determination, lubrication, poppers and a deep breath; anything can be a dildo” ~ Me 24/06/2023

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

6 years

The haircut didn’t happen if there isn’t a picture 🤷🏼‍♂️ also I got some metal put through my nose.

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

1 year

It’s a bit wet out init. What are we all up to?

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

4 years

I just want to be out in the village in nothing more than a jock strap doing questionable things again. 🥺🥺

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

9 months

In summary, we’re both slags and the rest is history

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@drewrhyde

9 months

Gays in long term relationships, how did you meet your partner?

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

The only bags I’m getting on ☕️

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

I’ve been restricted on facey-b so I guess I’ll get my attention from here today x

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

I was singing Dolly at the top of my lungs. The picture would have you believe I was on the front page of the sun, spotted at an EDL rally. 😂😂

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

1 year

No I don’t have an iron.

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

Gunna try out the 🟢 Who wants in?

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

6 years

A wasp just flew through the window towards me. If anybody in the office didn't know I was gay. They do now.

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

5 years

@BenjaminErkul Thanks, Benjamin. I’ve decided to not be gay now because of you 🙂

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

He’s got rum in his monster. Cancelling him like Diane Abbott

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

1 year

It’s called fashion luv.

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

After not bothering for *redacted*, this is hard work 🥹

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

1 year

Some days I think I’m mentally really well. Then I do things like sneak up on Rob in the bathroom whilst he’s peeing to hiss at him like a cat then run off

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

5 years

A guy on the bus has been caught out by one of those videos with porn noises in the background and is now frantically trying to explain it to the lady sat next to him 😂😂

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

9 months

I haven’t posted thirsty pics on here in forever. I’ve got a different colour in my hair again, so I guess it’s only right I should take some.

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

J-Lube slip ‘n’ slide

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

6 years

Mess.

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

8 months

Us neurodivergent huns should have a higher statutory annual leave entitlement. Constantly exhausted from being alive 😴

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

11 months

Cursed thought. Can you imagine trying to shower douche with one of these bastard things?!

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

My paddling pool has heated to become a luke warm bath and my rubber ducky has committed

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

5 years

Told my niece and nephew that the ice cream van plays the tune when it’s run out. I hate kids

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

6 years

#NewProfilePic

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

5 years

Some needs to go on to the circle and pretend to be @SophieASlut and @more_milf

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

1 month

Uber driver asking about pride “You gay bro” yeah “I can tell”

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

5 years

My auntie was telling me how she met a gay on the tube and long story short he asked her if I was a twink etc and she had no idea. She described me to him and he said I’d be a cub. I AM FUMING AT THIS STRANGER

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

Forgot I had x lube on my feet earlier and then got in the shower. Almost snapped my neck

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

6 years

According to the doctors I’m 5ft2 not 5ft1 as I thought.

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

Chastity subs to their key holders

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

6 years

Aw. I look cute.

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

6 years

Currently at my desk crying at this

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

5 years

Ya boy has an interview tomorrow. Send good luck nudes

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

11 months

Genuine question tho about big brother. Where do the housemates go for a cheeky wank. There’s simply no way I’d be in the house for that long and not have had a tug

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Mikey

@50ShadesOfMikee

2 years

We don’t own any cats.