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Damin Toell

@damintoell

2 years

Imagine not living in New York City.

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Damin Toell

@damintoell

2 months

@LaurenWitzkeDE I don’t see her getting arrested for transporting meth, she’s got an advantage over you.

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2 years

The final tweet that DefiantLs had in their drafts before the suspension. #FreeDefiantLs

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@EndWokeness I don’t think it was Netflix that made him gay.

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He’s running

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Jimmy Carter, 99, marks one year in home hospice care

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@cosmos_raj Imagine ordering a popular delicious meal

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@stclairashley @Delta Do you carry a portable migrant detector or something?

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“And finally tonight, we have a redemption story. At long last, the world has come together to celebrate someone we used to hate: cancer.”

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@JoeBiden “Listen, Jack, just lower your prices” is a helluva economic strategy.

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2 months

Trying to dunk on Keith Olbermann and I gotta deal with this shit

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@LibsSuckaBigOne I'm sorry that you had to experience...people selling fruit?

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Damin Toell

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2 years

Screenshotting in case I get blocked.

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2 years

Pretty sure this means @DefiantLs has won.

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@RashidaTlaib @POTUS What's important is that, as an elected official, you waited until all the facts were in before assigning blame.

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2 years

How it started / how it’s going an hour later

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2 years

Does Cheri understand what it means that Elon Musk is buying all of Twitter’s stocks?

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Damin Toell

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POV: you really hate the idea that people see the things you’ve tweeted.

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When boomers learn how memes work. Dude thought Rittenhouse actually filmed himself reenacting crying at a gas station lmfao

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Damin Toell

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Day 5 of 1,095 of the NYC trucker boycott and I’m coming to you live tonight from a Brooklyn supermarket. It’s desolate here. Everything is gone. No trucks have come. We are starving. Send the National Guard.

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Damin Toell

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@NightTimePod @DaveLeeBBG @elonmusk Is this supposed to be an example of a tweet so bad that no one would pay to send it?

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Damin Toell

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2 months

@KeithOlbermann @GuntherEagleman Did you just say that your face is covered in piss?

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Damin Toell

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1 year

@ninaturner If only there was a House, maybe with Representatives, whose membership was based on proportional population.

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Damin Toell

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4 months

@SteveGuest “copying other peoples writings without attribution” - if only we had a word for this

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5 months

@RiverfrontTimes That’s what the bar gets for jumping out in front of the cop car

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2 months

@m7mdkurd I think you got hacked by someone trying to make you look like a joke, you should change your password.

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11 months

@realstewpeters Of course you’re the expert on what dudes look like from the back.

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Damin Toell

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3 months

@TheWapplehouse He said

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Damin Toell

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2 years

Both people mentioned in the same paragraph allege that Taylor Lorenz lied about ever attempting to contact them for comment.

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@CrimeInNYC “Why isn’t everyone doing something about the guy peacefully listening to music and not bothering anyone??”

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@BreeNewsome If someone wanted to discredit you by hacking your account and planting a bad tweet, they couldn’t do better than this.

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Damin Toell

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1 year

RT IF YOU STAND WITH THE MURDERER WHO KILLED A MOM IN A PARKING LOT AFTER HE ESCAPED FROM PRISON AND STABBED HER TO DEATH WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO CARJACK HER!!

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Damin Toell

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6 months

Conor, hold onto your hat

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@conor64

6 months

Ultimately unknowable, but I wonder what percentage of the *Bin Laden was right* people think J.K. Rowling is a monster.

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@KeithOlbermann So women have color have poor reading skills and can't compete with the brain power of a white man like you? Wow, Keith.

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1 year

@60Minutes "It is a convoluted conspiracy theory" Literally the first thing in the video: "We are going to the Capitol"

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1 year

@Normal_Writing Check out the voting pattern on this ratio.

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2 years

POV: you’re about to see Robert Reich not getting it straight

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8 months

@latkedelrey I would simply have moved over slightly to one side once I saw the asteroid approaching.

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1 year

Imagine being stuck on the battlefield for an hour trying to reload a musket.

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Damin Toell

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2 years

Imagine closing stores and restaurants.

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Growing up in the northeast I will never understand the closing of stores and restaurants when there is barely an inch of snow on the ground yet.

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2 years

Word is that once the purchase is finalized, Elon Musk is going to tell @libsoftiktok what Taylor Lorenz's real age is.

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@jaketapper This is really weird, Jake.

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@AttorneyCrump He shot up that apartment in a very loving and artistic way.

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1 year

That’s right, JoJo. If you kill a guy in a house and then call the cops and comply with all of their directions, it’s not a crime scene. You’re brilliant.

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2 years

I can’t believe he admitted that he’s on the side of Jim Crow.

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Damin Toell

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1 year

@GOPJosh20 You know we can see what you really look like from your pinned tweet, right?

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Damin Toell

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3 years

Imagine complaining about "Let's Go Brandon" without going through your own tweets to delete all the "Fuck Trump" ones first. Rookie mistake.

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Damin Toell

@damintoell

2 years

These guys wanna bang her so badly.

The Good Liars

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We hand-delivered a ‘Republican Party Employee of the Month’ plaque to Kyrsten Sinema’s office.

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Damin Toell

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4 years

@tprstly I bet nobody under 527 knows what this is.

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10 months

@stillgray I hope you're able to recover some day from the horror of having to see people with darker skin color.

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1 year

I’m now in favor of keeping him banned forever.

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Damin Toell

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6 months

@PeterSinger @JConIdeas Professor, Twitter is not a good venue for this. Earth also likely isn't a good a venue, but definitely not Twitter.

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Damin Toell

@damintoell

2 years

Fucking around, followed by finding out, followed by moving the goalposts instead of taking the L.

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@yashar Should've kept it up, that's a banger.

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3 months

@HillaryClinton Let's all Bar-be at the polls to protect democracy!

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2 years

Ratioooooooo

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@RonFilipkowski What's your opinion, Ron? Do you think legislators should read bills before voting or nah?

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Damin Toell

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2 years

Did you overhear your own old tweet?

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Damin Toell

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3 years

Everyone who has ever donated to @ProjectLincoln helped fund a white supremacist rally today.

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3 years

Yes, they were Democratic campaign staffers, but here's what it revealed about Republicans. In this essay, I will

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9 months

@nypost Looking good, king

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1 year

That didn’t last very long, Travis.

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3 months

@deb_fillman I think you meant to log in to your Stormfront account

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2 years

Remember that teachers' unions were always in favor of keeping schools open.

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@AdamKinzinger Adam, who are the Federal officers in the video?

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2 years

Weird dichotomy on Twitter right now between “banning books is Nazi behavior and should never happen” and “you’d better pull this podcast from your service or else.”

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Damin Toell

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"Just give Governor Newsom privacy, he's allowed to deal with a family issue without public scrutiny."

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“RT IF YOU THINK THAT IT SOUNDS TRUE!”

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@KeithOlbermann Weird that you specifically demean the status of the one woman on that list.

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@FordFischer Police released a sketch of the suspect

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11 months

@peta I would absolutely eat a T-Rex, are you kidding me?

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@stclairashley @Delta Damn, I hope I can leave my house someday. Grandma here got some the nice processing center bags, I guess.

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Damin Toell

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2 years

Rob, I agree.

Rob Reiner

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2 years

Disinformation is the atomic weapon of our times. It is destroying Democracy and is literally killing the unvaccinated. The Truth has its hands full.

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Damin Toell

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2 years

I can't RT Brooklyn Dad because he has me blocked, but this clown show at the White House is absolutely tremendous.

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Damin Toell

@damintoell

2 years

Right after you stop digging up teenagers’ tweets and try to ruin their lives because they called Windows “gay.”

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Damin Toell

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@mehdirhasan No, they got screwed by a President who couldn’t get it done properly and campaigned on a false promise.

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2 years

Yale endowed philosophy professor chair moment.

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DeSantis and Abbott could not have gotten a better response from the Dems if they’d bribed them. Everyone is giving those two exactly what they wanted.

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Damin Toell

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@SanityReign @kylenabecker “Why would someone take photos of a new tattoo?”

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Damin Toell

@damintoell

2 years

Say a prayer for the battery on DefiantLs’s phone tonight as they go through all the “son of a bitch” reaction tweets.

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Damin Toell

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10 months

Someone's gotta stop that fuckin toddler

Tristan Snell

@TristanSnell

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In America, a toddler has shot someone with a gun, every week, for 2 years straight. Yes, you read that correctly.

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@kelvin45622 @RebsBrannon @TPUSA He's gonna call the manager of the subway

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@realstewpeters Wow, Stew, so a Jewish guy isn't a Christian? You're really blowing the lid off of this thing, what a tremendous investigation you've done.

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@StephenKing Good luck with this tweet, Stephen

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@briebriejoy You're minutes away from just posting straight-up Nazi memes about how many countries Jews have been kicked out of and it's gonna be fucking hilarious watching you piss all over the remnants of your career.

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Damin Toell

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2 years

“Yeah, I was a reporter for the New York Times and falsely accused someone of using an offensive slur, but they’re old, bald, and white!”

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Damin Toell

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9 months

I refuse to believe that anyone replying to this tweet ever actually thought that Biden would be sitting on the toilet taking a dump and tweeting out job growth charts. Of course he doesn't do his own tweets, he's 700 years old and he has a professional team for that. Only in a…

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Now we know who runs Biden's account. The world is a stage.

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@deAdder How is this not the most ratioed tweet in history?

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@KimMangone Please, spend your entire campaign budget on them.

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@shoe0nhead

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2 years

Dudes can’t win.

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Damin Toell

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@lindayaX Someone posted the other day that I was going to get a visit in the morning and I would be put in an oven. I reported it, haven't gotten any response aside from an email acknowledging the report. You're doing great!

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Damin Toell

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1 year

Shot / Chaser

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Damin Toell

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2 months

I'm an appellate attorney in New York, I've worked on hundreds of appeals, at least. Bonds have been posted on probably less than 10 of them in my 20 years of practice. A bond has nothing to do with whether there's an appeal. Tristan is either a liar or so uninformed as an…

Tristan Snell

@TristanSnell

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Not sure who needs to hear this but ... A "Notice of Appeal" is NOT an appeal. There is no appeal until Trump pays the judgment or posts a bond. And he now owes another $114,553.04 in interest today.

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Damin Toell

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@SaltyGoat17 @TimRunsHisMouth @catturd2 Shame that elections aren’t decided by hats.

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