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Comedian, Host, Speaker & Author. My favorite sentence is: No. @alexspencerusa is my better half Contact: tim @timyoung .com

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3 months
If you're a mass shooter at a Kansas City Chiefs parade, the media protects your identity because you're "under 18." If you're a fan in face paint at a Kansas City Chiefs game, the media tries to ruin your life, calling you a racist at 9 years old.
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Pelosi being asked if her husband ever insider traded today was literally the same thing as this classic Chappelle sketch... 😂😂😂
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81 million votes... and I've never seen a Biden hat or shirt in my life.
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Remember that time a billionaire child trafficking ring was busted, but then no one was named other than 1 woman?
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@elonmusk Wait... What do you know about Hillary Clinton??
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I'm still proudly unvaccinated. Who's with me?
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How'd we get from LGBT just wanting to get married... to child sex changes and athletes being canceled for not wearing LGBT jerseys in less than a decade?
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2 years
While we were busy yelling about abortion, a whole hell of a lot of data came out about Pfizer today.
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If you still can't figure out why the American public doesn't trust the media... just rewatch Chris Wallace's performance tonight...
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Just a reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell was sentenced to jail for 20 years for sex trafficking minors to apparently no one.
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Still the smartest bathroom doors for 2024. They clear up any confusion.
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@Ukraine Listen, I'm no international conflict expert... but I'm pretty certain memes arent the way to go when you're being invaded.
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Raise your hand if you had no idea the #Grammys were tonight. 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️
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The news just broke that the Biden administration has canceled oil and gas lease sales in Alaska and the Gulf of Mexico... it is now 100% obvious that they are intentionally trying to destroy this country.
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🤣🤣🤣 who did this?
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You know how I know Trump wasn't on Ghislaine Maxwell's list? It wasn't leaked.
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The people who deleted Twitter when Elon Musk bought it... are the same people who wear masks alone in their cars.
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The Addams family reboot looks LEGIT!
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Just a reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell was sentenced to jail for 20 years for sex trafficking minors to apparently no one.
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A classic meme.
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Remember that time a billionaire child trafficking ring was busted, but then no one was named other than 1 woman?
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To the NBA players who took a knee on 9-11 during the national anthem... FUCK YOU.
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@Terror_Alarm Notice how they only use 2 colors... one for each of the 2 genders Pink = Female Blue = Male
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81 million votes, but Jill Biden's new biography only sold 250 total copies in 1 week...
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I'm NEVER masking up again. Who's with me?
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Remember that time a billionaire child trafficking ring was busted, but then no one was named other than 1 woman?
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The corporate media claims they won't name the Kansas City mass shooter thugs because they're "under 18." Holden Armenta was 9 when those same people tried to cancel him a few weeks ago.
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Just a reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell was sentenced to jail for 20 years for sex trafficking minors to apparently no one.
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This never gets old.
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If the woke mob is so offended by what Joe Rogan said in the past... just wait until they discover Howard Stern.
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Raise your hand if you DON'T believe Nancy Pelosi's story that the salon "set her up." 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️
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How much more money did hospitals make by labeling a death "COVID" than death by anything else?
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2 years
Ukraine doesn't want peace... they want more money.
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Raise your hand if you're not watching and don't care what the January 6 committee has to say. 🙋‍♂️ 🙋‍♂️ 🙋‍♂️
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CBS News: "We aren't biased." Also CBS News: "Now that @elonmusk reinstated Trump, we can't be on Twitter anymore."
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YouTube removing the Malone interview with Joe Rogan should be enough for everyone to know they're trying to hide something. Not allowing legitimate alternative scientific thought from the "narrative" on COVID should make everyone wake up.
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"Jill and I attended the funerals of police officers who died as a results of" January 6th. - Joe Biden So they attended ZERO funerals? He can't stop lying.
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The greatest COVID mask tweet ever.
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Leftists hate this joke because they know Dave Chappelle is 100% correct.
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Dave Chappelle: "God forbid I ever go to jail. But if I do, I hope it’s in California. Soon as the judge sentences me, I’ll be like, ‘Before you sentence me, I want the court to know I identify as a woman. Send me to a woman’s jail.’”
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AOC and Ilhan Omar's handcuffs were as real as pregnant men.
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DeSantis has already begun acting to fight Biden's Ministry of Truth... Where's EVERY GOP member of Congress?
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Biden deserves the same respect as President from Republicans as Trump got from Democrats.
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Raise your hand if you agree with President Trump deciding to put a hold on funding the World Health Organization. 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️
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You know whose bank accounts will NEVER be seized? Members of Congress who got rich from insider trading.
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Yup.
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DeSantis is actually flying planes of illegal immigrants to Martha's Vineyard. He's an American hero.
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We can all thank Will Smith for setting the example that led to Dave Chappelle getting assaulted on stage last night.
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This is Harvard's admission rates based on race... Asians: 12.7% Whites: 15.3% Hispanics: 31.3% Blacks: 56.1% It was actual systemic racism, but labeled "Affirmative action." That's what the Supreme Court ruled against this morning. Next up, corporate hiring practices.
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Weird that for the first time in all of history... a Supreme Court opinion has leaked. It's almost like this is a political strategy to get the liberal base motivated when they're losing everything.
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Jussie Smollett was convicted of a hate crime and sentenced. Will Smith assaulted a man on live TV. Alec Baldwin shot and killed someone... And they're all comfortable at home... yet Hollywood will continue to lecture us on privilege.
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The B in LGBTQ means there's only 2 genders.
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FACT: Alec Baldwin has killed more people than the January 6 protesters.
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Another $820 million going to Ukraine... while Americans continue to suffer... why should I continue to pay my taxes?
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**BREAKING** DeSantis is going to drop the next plane of illegal immigrants at the local airport near Biden's beach house in Delaware. He is truly an American hero.
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Whoever made this is a genius. 😂😂😂 Trump talking about straws like the beginning of a Seinfeld episode...
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Raise your hand if you don't trust Bill Gates 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️
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A solid summary.
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Just a reminder that we've sent more than 15x the amount of money Trump asked for to complete our border wall to the Ukraine to defend their border.
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Why do drag queens want little children as their audience?
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If a child under 18 can't consent to go on a school field trip to the zoo, then they certainly shouldn't be able to consent to a sex change.
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Why didn't the CDC ever recommend diet and exercise to help protect people from COVID?
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You know how I know Trump wasn't on Ghislaine Maxwell's list? It wasn't leaked.
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Has Jen Psaki blamed Putin for Elon Musk buying Twitter yet?
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As accurate as it gets.
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Raise your hand if you agree with President Trump halting America's funding of the World Health Organization. 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️
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Jen Psaki not condemning the Supreme Court leak means the White House supports it.
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NOT A PENNY MORE FOR UKRAINE.
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Sooo... Donald Trump got impeached for something Joe Biden did with Ukraine. AND Donald Trump got investigated for 3 years for something Hillary Clinton’s campaign did by colluding with Russian intelligence... got it.
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Funny how all the "defund the police" people suddenly love and trust the FBI...
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Can't help but notice that not a single pedophile associated with Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking ring has been raided by the FBI.
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Raise your hand if you had no idea the #GoldenGlobes2023 were tonight. 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️
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If Ghislaine Maxwell is guilty of child sex trafficking, there's a list of her clients who participated in this proven trafficking... MAKE THEIR NAMES PUBLIC AND ARREST THEM ALL.
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I'm crying laughing... "Alexa... are you connected to the CIA?" "Alexa... you are lying to me." - Alex Jones' hard hitting back and forth interview with an Amazon Echo. He's not gonna let it get away with ANYTHING.
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Remember when Trump signed an executive order to lower the cost is prescription drugs and Joe Biden reversed it his first day in office?
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Sooo... Joe Biden's daughter wrote that he took inappropriate showers with her and Hunter referred to him as "Pedo Peter" ... I'm sure there's nothing to see here, everyone move along!
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I don't want to hear another fucking word about January 6 from these lunatics on the left who are ok with Mayor Beetlejuice calling for Civil War.
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If you're outraged about the Balenciaga ad campaign... just wait until you find out about the worldwide billionaire child sex ring that only one person is in jail for.
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Lol! Good!
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They think you're stupid.
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Jean-Pierre: "When it comes to illegal migration, you have seen it come down by more than 90%.”
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If you think you're having a bad day, imagine being Chris Wallace who left Fox to be the star of CNN+ and CNN+ immediately failed. 🤣🤣🤣
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Who remembers that time Ghislaine Maxwell got convicted, but none of her clients were ever brought to justice?
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Sooo... A vaccine ID is required to go to Mets games and IDs are required to buy alcohol at MLB games... but requiring an ID to vote was too much for the MLB... got it.
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Raise your hand if you're finished listening to Dr. Fauci. 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️
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They want to send another $47 billion to Ukraine... FUCK NO.
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It's amazing how alike these two puppets are.
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Sooo... California, who will ban the sale of new gas cars by 2035, is telling its residents to not charge their electric cars today because their power grid can't handle it... lol... got it.
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Where was this outraged 'my body, my choice' crowd when vaccine mandates hit?
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There was no good reason for Trump to attack DeSantis last night.
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Good on the Mayor of Uvalde for calling Beto a "sick son of a bitch" to his face today.
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Sooo... the FBI would have never raided Mar A Lago if Trump just kept his documents in his garage with a corvette... got it.
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