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@jaxajueny spoilers????? wtf

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@Hoopztarot “she is also a cancer..to the body” god i love it here💀😭

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@FunkyMonk34 @itssamanthaaaa_ u found it?

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@aramnotagoat im fkn cryingggg north is gonna blast it everytime shes pissed at kim💀💀💀

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@lombardi_14 @LinaEdwardss im afraid the same thing did not happen to you😭😭😭

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@westerosies will never understand the hate for the ending. i thought it went exactly the way it should have. what did people want? dany to end up on the iron throne? 8 seasons of her trying to reach that point, it would’ve felt very bland if she actually achieved that

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@itszaeok @_oslit @TheeScarlett this is notttt a happy ending ! sarah needs to stand tf up

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@ni1hannah @RespectfulMemes tf is the point

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@everlarkangst it was for the best. they’d both remind each other of prim, and prim was the only thing holding them together anyway. katniss didn’t need a burden, and her mom didn’t need to feel like one. she needed purpose and she found it. they’re both better off.

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@floweregg_ @stayinbed4evr @WrittenByHanna you as a cashier: *takes lid off every item and licks all the way around the brim before scanning*

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@TEXASTITTIE @lola987123 i aint heard that word since 1789😭

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@kemimarie like why arent we training them to acclimate into society. imagine you call for a plumber and it’s a gorilla

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@TrevSmith222 @saturnineba @lolennui why is he doing the peter griffin😭😭

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@socasuallygay @taylorswift13 absolutely just placeholder. it also says the release date is the 21st. mama said no spoilers!

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@totally_search @wildtiktokss how sad for you ?? like who fkn asked💀

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@aesopscoffinz @selenastan18 @PopBase well why didnt you tell me😐

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@lostlxmb @FahadMAlam @suisrenaissance have sex yes but LOVE it?

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@yassifiied @angelayee the supper squad

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@miguel22232526 @GGMoman @theaterlaborant @Theonliest1 @legotrillermoth bro his dick must taste immaculate for u to have it so far down ur throat

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@fagiotinii @JayElHarris @treysanatomy would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would woul

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@basicctrash @SaeedDiCaprio oh i bet they were bussssyyy that day💀

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@swifferwins obviously they suck but what’s the actual problem with this? they were professional about it & tried to lead you to someone whose willing to help you. you wouldn’t want this person at your wedding anyway so why’s it matter? genuinely asking, not trying to start anything

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@ruhmonaivy @hypebeam @mattresx2 @mike27356894 @trishapaytas or ike2 which is kinda cool it sounds like a foreign sneeze

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@cafecrying @floweregg_ @stayinbed4evr @WrittenByHanna …the part a cashier would hold is the same part a customer would hold, idk ab you but i don’t deepthroat my entire bottle when drinking something. also, “germs” do not inherently cause illness.

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@1989healy anyone making fun of her for writing about him has clearly never fallen in love after leaving the person you thought was the one. they don’t make drugs like that fr

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@lilsimsie @GeorgeNotFound kayla proving herself once again to be quite literally The Most Normal Content Creator

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@smackgum @xela_manrique @paulswhtn you’re about to have the best night of your life benjamin

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@Damn_OkThen @standin_cannon i think i heard that wrong come again??

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@froyobowl @jaxajueny i’ll get around to it one of these days

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@Baileymoon15 consider touching grass, perhaps even sniffing a flower or two

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@KGBlmfao @cafecrying @floweregg_ @stayinbed4evr @WrittenByHanna that’s my dad. i’m half chevy.

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@totally_search @wildtiktokss you’re making up fake women and fake scenarios to make yourself feel better. women don’t like you because you’re conceited, not because you’re ugly.

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@iramadisonthree “healy? like the shoes with wheels?”

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@alifewithoutus @CreepyOrg the real time part is fucking with my head. just disappeared.

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@machad4o @VeryBadLlama and the fact that she’s fairly believable as a teen too is wild😭

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@_teekz_ @kirawontmiss they drew someone shrugging not THE SHRUGGING EMOJI ?? brain rot💀

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@88hdee right i think the ppl walking past adds to the ambiance

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@endedbysam @TheSwiftSociety @taylorswift13 when will yall learn to just be quiet

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@itsnotjess123 they likely went thru school during covid, meaning a great deal of it was online, profs weren’t as harsh. they need to be re-educated, not arrested lmfao

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@HXRRYCXNE @imskader right in between them😭😭😭😭

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@rcmnvas @kassianeckles @ihcarama when her lipstick stain is a work of art >>>>>>>

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@outheregoing @andyratto @tomcoates @sonofalli he introduced her to his family??? like tf u talking about

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@ioveutopieces @francescaaahhhh i snorted

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@kainnufc @LeftAtLondon the best things are the unintentional. like you<3

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@gojo0o0o0o0 @jaxajueny i’ve been busy🤷🏼‍♀️

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@deviousduck_ @catshouldnt let homie have emotions wtf

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@milccch @mirubunnie @2000sprince how depraved are we talking like can i masturbate or nah

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@Irunnia_ @wildtiktokss @Chisomnwagbaraa it’s so funny, whenever my hair is blonde i get so many blonde jokes like ?? it’s clearly fake blonde so who’s really the dumb one here?

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@bklynb4by sounds political. 2002 tho…now thats sexy

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@eraxtrana “it doesn’t count if it’s with a girl” ma’am you are a self proclaimed bisexual WDYMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

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@ginostrengthfit @TheCinesthetic out of the two of them, you really think she’s the annoying one?

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@Joshgts12 @pengvvins ayo josh my guy thanks again for letting me watch your mom take a bath. means a lot man!

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@JustKallMe_Key @Brieyonce the highlight

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@oomfnation wait im so confused cause the second tweet doesnt convey sexual attraction? or is my autism showing? HELP ME COMPREHEND

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@yourmanjimmy @Lordcaioro @GhaisGuevara she looks like Orphan

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@holy_schnitt @TwiitterJo so incredibly wrong im sorry. making spaghetti for lunch as we speak

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@romanroyco im so sorry for your loss…are you okay? do you need a crisis hotline??

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@twttexes01 @northstardoll exactlyyy it’s such pussy shit to rally a bunch of guys who dgaf. fight your own battles!!! “war” would be so much more fun if it was just world leaders in a ring on espn

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@Dvid_M_C @OttoPivnerBFA make it slots and you’ve got yourself a genuinely baller business idea

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@SKSnFtL @TheKandyMuse help i rolled my eyes so hard n now they’re stuck

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@cryaboutitbabe @itszaeok same style but not the same eye bags💀

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@gilmxres girlie was the definition of i’ll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror

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@everlarkangst besides, they can travel between districts now. there’s nothing to say they never see each other. honestly i think healing her relationship with her mother would have had a part in katniss’ feeling okay having children

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@MOSSYVIBES there’s no way that’s healthy, right?? there’s supermodel skinny and then there’s THAT

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@ViralMaterialz when a man says “you’re too good for me” LISTEN TO HIM !!!! RUN !!!!!!!!!

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@kkkthrn @oliiviiaroseee @notgwendalupe literally had the kid for like three years..most of his life…that’s his MOMMA!

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@oomfabelle i—it was her first manic episode and this was the tamest part of it💀

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@milccch @mirubunnie @2000sprince now who bookmarked this..

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@uncooljerk what the fuck did i just read what show/movie is this for

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@danualthemanual @alchemern @gouterski @DiscussingFilm yk what i think ur onto something

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@a1eur @cursedhive that aint no mans woman !

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@f8the as a taylor fan, same goes for midnights!

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@smilecutie101 @777jorgeivan a normal person on twitter??? witch!!!!!!!

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@twilightdjb @notgwendalupe none of these people need a kid rn and that’s okay!

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@veryharryhill self sabotaging bc she knew it was gonna flop regardless

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@santydotcom @itszaeok they rly thought they did sumn😭

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@tasimetre @Celebirteas i came here to say it was giving this moment lol

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@Estellalikeswtr @akusbites you stopped believing in 2023 i still wake up a little disappointed every morning we are not the same im a huge moron

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@BillSkar90 @savasvedova @musesznn @madridVegito @evetvaramaevde @miaowlex someone needs to pipe down and it’s not him

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@hyunnie_hunny @latenightkyoto the broom scene in s2 is easily the one that’s stuck with me most. fucking horrifying. don’t see how they thought that was more acceptable than the bathtub scene

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@xiasflower @bloodmoondrops 13% on the way to a flight is certifiably insane

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@monetsupremacy_ @kassianeckles youngblood was acc so good

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@whollyghostie @sicksadchris @unusfolklore he already spent it all on you☹️

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@getawayeverlark the fact that finnick odair could even be cooked up in someone’s head is crazy… that woman has actual superpowers. i think she’s my God.

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@itsalexaloz panem+ stfu😭😭😭😭💀💀

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@getintheflask_ @ThePopTingz going to find a nearby bridge

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@doemeg @pickedthepetaIs you must be new here bc she’s always been a goofy goober when she has a new man

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@Bubba1Forest @lrryS2tea @isabel_isa_bell @folksblair @swifferwins @MlDNlGHTSMATT @swifferstruggle

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@Mazeghal @koralinadean guys let’s have patience and understanding…i heard mason here has been progressively losing his eyesight for years now and he’s in the final stages before he goes totally blind 💔

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@disco_martini @clhubes @beatlechickstep that doesn’t feed my narrative so i will choose to ignore