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lurking 👀 on my page will have you confused🤔, you may think i’m single🧍‍♂️, taken👫, gay🏳️‍🌈, mad😡, sad😔, or happy😊. honestly, i just be on one ☝️😎🙏

genfluid any prn | 21 | LA
Joined March 2020
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@ziahofcc @ninaasinai i be at the beach full bush in my bikini 🥰😘
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@ejrosetta i love that you’re using they/them pronouns for your sibling in all your tweets, allyship coming slowly but surely ❤️❤️❤️
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you think she is straight. john green thought taylor swift came out with the midnights album and you think she’s straight.
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@femaletrag3dy 99% of perpetrators or male and 91% of victims are female like how will it ever not be a gendered discussion
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we fell in love in October...♡
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@saintdutchess lmfao it’s always abolish ed twt but it’s okay to expose ed twt to potentially vulnerable people? like you do realize that ignoring it would be better because all you’re doing is triggering people under the name of “activism” or whatever. like did your comment add anything? no
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@brokenhose @mrcarter_iamhim @mumsmagnolias @pinkstarsticker please delete. this is my sister who died in a car crash. please be respectful and delete this.
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acne scars gone in less than a week y’all like this shit is CRAZY
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i’m sorry but is she fingering the fucking air when she says “you need to calm down”
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@bunnnyspo @jeonskoyaa @girIrising in the US i pay about $12 for 10-29
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@Mone_mcloving @korocky8 @Iadywham @sk1nnyy_ @Lira_Galore_ nah i’m on the spectrum and would have never done this 😭
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@heyyitsjanea they definitely do look their age, at least 45 for both of them but we’re just used to thinking people turn into dust after 30 for some reason
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reading @glamdemon2004 tweets make me forget why i ever decided to be a good person
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@baltubeibe @sairated cream cheese is literally that girl so how is that an insult
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to address the whole “where was this energy when taylor was performing with matty months ago?” you guys do realize that what he has done only became wide spread news AFTER the dating rumors? i personally only knew he has said a couple misogynistic things before all of this
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if taylor wants us to stop accusing her of dating her friends she should stop singing about wanting to be with her best friend
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@birdhousebroad @Mone_mcloving @korocky8 @Iadywham @sk1nnyy_ @Lira_Galore_ valid points you make, i don’t feel the need for further discourse tho
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“these desperate prayers of a cursed man” after writing from the male perspective, how much louder can she be
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@Mistress_Esme @SirSays_ girl no wonder no one’s driving it what brand is that
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the effects of not being able to call celebrities gay online anymore 😔
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Okay but is ANYONE surprised that Maya Hawke is gay? Like?? Did we just all know before she did?
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@buneeriee why are you telling us your dad harassed and kidnapped a woman like it’s nothing ???
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— i miss those rainy days.
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do people realize that almost zero issues in stan twitter translate to the real world? no one cares if you ship a celebrity with another one. no one cares if u think a celebrity gay or if you call taylor the dad of karlies child or if you say a celebrity relationship is fake
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@elrj26 @alfiewmrr @AlwaysAzel @mischiefanimals it definitely hurts them, they aren’t the weight of a puppy anymore
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@tickticktardis @iletyouinmydoor they way gay men alsways act so disgusted at the idea of vaginas, periods, or just women being women / being attracted to women
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@ejrosetta thank you for calling me sir and aligning with my gender-fluid identity ❤️ trans people win, you’re doing amazing!!
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i’m fucking crying imagine you’re with the love of ur life, you just had your first child. sadly they can’t come home quite yet, but don’t worry the hospital has a plan. they swiftified your baby. surely this must help you feel better, no?
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@dalyssvibes @nittatherebel it’s almost like else have eyes and opinions
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@FuckYouIGN @webeonopm @rubythebeloved the milk residue still on the bowl when you eat it next time looking at you like 👀
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slacking heavily but sunday is a reset. 🌬
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@serpentarq the great war is still best song ever written?
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i think it’s super weird when swifties say we, a group of sapphics, sexualize taylor because what do you MEEAAAN??? i physically am incapable of sexualizing another woman but thanks tho
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@scottdelaney98 @JessicaValenti can’t decide for themselves to have an abortion but is old enough to be a parent??? somehow ?????
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@GURUJAHRA @MaKaylaMaShelle have you considered their community helps them willingly?
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@teacherinRI @guavavenezolana if only you didn’t try to force people who inhabited this land first out of their land
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lesbians, your attraction to women is okay. you are not harassing her when you express your attraction, whether it be romantic or sexual you are allowed to be just as open about ur sexuality as everyone else is ❤️
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study night
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why do swifites act like taylor couldn’t have possibly been the one initiating the break up
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@whycantwelove the fact she puts down so many rumors and has just not addressed the gay ones like it’s giving evermore vibes, too personal to even address
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@bruisesoffpeach @karmaisadyke i’m ruining men’s life on a personal level, what are you doing?
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@Beannthh @lesbotron2000 it’s always “what about the other side 🙄” when someone brings this up. make your own posts about women being perpetrators if that’s all you care about
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morning workout 🧘
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@yassnito duality of man
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@zikhali_x @iralin_ @CJJJJJAY @gomolemohey that’s literally what YOU are implying by saying the man wants one thing. you are literally backing up the sentiment that all men are freaks
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@heyelizajay @enchantedjess13 i get physically angry when i hear this
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halfway through a busy week
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i would love to know what andrea could possibly have beef over with a choreographer
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@buggirl like even if i couldn’t evade the bear i’d rather be mauled to death than be SAed again 😭
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@MaiMaiKale @crierswhhore @ladidaix @blackfatqueer isn’t it basic human empathy and compassion to know that you shouldn’t hoard wealth while others cannot afford to live? like why would i gaf when someone cannot ethically become a billionaire
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@johnnyvapepen @thyonIy @ZiZiGee_127 nothing on youtube is worth twenty american dollars a month
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@no2hater @megalodummy us real poors know even that’s too expensive for us 😩 /joke
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@cai_cai16 you mean the article that didn’t reference any of her female friends…..did we read the same article?
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@repmidnightrain she’s be like “kaylor??? i wish, karlies super hot!”
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@BaddeB1tch @Brieyonce doubt it plus what would i even cast upon him lmao. there’s no emotion or connection involved
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@JillyBellys @KristinChirico the last sentence was hidden and i read this thinking it MUST have been second grade at most…..
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reminder to stay alive...♡
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@pheeblor so true let hetero relationships be safe again!! so sad that we’re seeing hwtero relationships be frowned upon, we all know what kind of discrimination they face after all
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@UNIVERSEKRYPTON @r_blankk i promise third spoiler doesn’t affect how good the entire series is like that’s the smallest of spoilers
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@nimrod_cain @jzux it’s almost like that’s one of the problems non conservatives are trying to fix 🤯
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she sure is loud as fuck
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@CowboyLikeU1 @vigilantesht there’s photographic evidence with multiple angles of taylor kissing a woman
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@roolincharge @sheologian okay by this logic people addicted to drugs are the reason my grandma can’t get pain meds for legit pain
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@cinhavotril @thelordbaeIish yeah like the photo alone is not weird but the context of his and his child’s relationship? soooo weird
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@lolmj05 @femaletrag3dy yeah of course a lot go unreported, it would be skewed with an even higher percentage of female victims of it was all reported. men being assaulted matters too but don’t pretend it’s not extremely disproportionate. plus people only bring up stats about men when women talk ab it
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@SalenThe @fallengrvity you’re an adult allowing a teenager to date a grown adult what is wrong with you dude…call the police or something ? this isn’t a jokey joke to be tweeting about
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this is absolutely not about bre ilysm, but can gaylors stop acting like 30 yo and 20 yo have nothing in common? 💀 my best friend is currently a 30 year old and my close friends are all over 25. 30 yo are just 20 yo with more money lmao it’s getting weird
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why would karlie be having lunch with 20 year old olivia rodrigo like this makes more sense if it’s about miley or selena or something but idk
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okay i’ll speak. she answered it vaguely because that’s what celebrities do. if she straight up denied it, the next time someone asks who her songs are about if she plays coy they will assume it’s about them, so she has to play coy from the very start. she can’t deny it for looks
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Olivia Rodrigo to The Guardian on fan speculation that some lyrics in "vampire" relate to her alleged fallout with Taylor Swift: "How do I answer this? … I think it’s better to not pigeonhole a song to being about this one thing. I was very surprised when people thought that."
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gaylors are so weird how is lsk the most annoying delusional theory when you’re a lss pls 💀
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@feetinyourlap @karlliekkloss exactly, in the sense “out of all of the dogs they love, you’re the ONE they love the most” no one would question ONE is a dog
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@me_im_chloe tom cruise blocked me for requesting his money every day for like a month 🥲
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@gold_rushes how is any relationship with a man “treacherous”. quickly now
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@bllrmstrngg @DiamandisToday her new stuff is so lyrically powerful but okay
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@De_Castralavo @gomolemohey good thing life is all about it caring for your neighbors and NOT about professionalism ♥️
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— study day
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there’s no way someone just told me queer flagging is just “straight girl behavior”
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𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 ☁️
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@dayglowj0e @LegoKingo i’ve flipped them with my hands before like
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@Wallace_Wallets @XO4lyfe__ @JusticeAli_ and we rely on it almost fully now so what’s your point? this takes out banks, doctors offices, grocery stores, literally everything that requires internet
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@GiotaroKugio @kittysmimi @gldivittorio what do you think it means? one less billionaire is one less billionaire
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@vansunshin3 okay and if you’re in a tipping country you should tip like what’s wild about it
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@dvduadotcom @Paultheheretic you’ve never had to struggle in poverty and it shows
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like i casually mention taylor swift gay and hollywood beards to almost everyone i meet because closeting in the industry is a huge interest of mine and no one in real life has ever called me delusional
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@unhingedlor if you look hard enough every celebrity is gay
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everything i hear OOTW i think about how a bunch of people said it’s a bad song because she repeated “are we out of the woods yet are we in the clear yet” a bunch of times. girl it’s reading like a panic attack to me this is AMAZING WRITING
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good afternoon 🌞
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my morning in instagram stories
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@fabiabety @necklor13 you can’t push being gay on anybody lmao i need y’all to put that homophobic rhetoric to rest
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@SkinnyTuna @oceanmando don’t care if you didn’t ask. the world don’t revolve around you!!
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@RoxsRants @OrangePaulp okay i’m a gay person in LA who has experienced homophobia by even the people who think they are liberal. now what?
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@kreincarol i’m crying this is hilarious imagine getting a stomachache because people on the internet said taylor’s a girl kisser and provided proof
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@unhingedlor no but like a private jet? side eye. dating a racist? ………i have a gun
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@realbrelor seen that kylie picture and i cant even call her gay because straight women colonized girl kissing
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@bigsurlor “daring you to leave so i can try and scare you” come on now
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@zikhali_x @iralin_ @CJJJJJAY @gomolemohey yeah no so i know reading comprehension might be hard for you, but i was asking what from his text implies that he wants the girl. so when someone asks that they mean what words he used made you think that
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@commitsafeseggs @floweregg_ @stayinbed4evr @WrittenByHanna it’s nasty especially considering how many people we come in contact with. just because you don’t have symptoms doesn’t mean you aren’t carrying germs. why not just be respectful of your cashier lol
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@karlliekkloss you showed me colors i can’t see with anyone else
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