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a weighted blanket is not enough, i need to be hydraulically pressed

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it’s always “i wish you were here” and never “i wish, i wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart”

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got so used to saying “I love you” when I was having sex with my ex that I’m out here fighting for my life to not say it on accident with a hookup

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my card got declined at therapy and they handed me a loaded gun

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I don’t wanna hear your opinion on anything if you spent your winters skiing or snowboarding as a kid

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one week suspension over here’s what I was up to in my free time

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9 months

$53 worth of groceries. what is happening to america

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5 months

Backshots so I can peel an orange for her

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1 year

@Ion_Ramaru your outrage over someone else having feelings makes you the fragile one btw

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22 days

my ex

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23 days

who was the biggest bag fumbler in history?

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1 year

@PopBase she’s like an actual important woman and the intentional attempt to bring her down to his level feels so malicious lol

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3 years

if you’ve seen my tweets and still have a crush on me see a therapist

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1 year

@MrSAAerobics whats stopping you from getting a lobotomy from claire’s

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1 year

i have no words

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2 years

@JosieMarcellino just make sure to pop out every half hour and shush them like a librarian

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1 year

@ycsm1n so half of tiktok is literally just kink 🥴

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5 months

@JaylaDream honestly shut up for one minute. As if he wouldn’t have lied if she asked

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2 years

@_DSpank what substance can be absorbed through the skin fast enough to render someone disoriented in time for them to be kidnapped? this is SO much misinformation

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no girth master or length master or sack master is ever gonna make me self conscious about my peanits dimensions because not only can the whole thing comfortably fit in almost anyone, I also have a mouth. So

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2 years

call her fermented apple the way i cum in cider

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@bigcontentguy like do whatever you want bro but it really speaks to your character when your first instinct is to shoot off a sports tweet in response to someone setting themselves on fire over how much anguish they feel over an ongoing genocide

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@Jackieeee11xo my ex was out walking our dog out once and some kid riding by in a school bus yelled “that dog got more ass than you”

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4 months

@jbfan911 @__papa_ baby is stored in the butt

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3 months

also if the word “summered” is in your vocabulary

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3 years

i do not hesitate to bring up my deaf parents if you make fun of me for mispronouncing a word. not everyone’s first language was English, and some of us only learned these words by reading them in our youths

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2 years

@lefthandedhater i hear they’ve been uncuffing their pants 😵‍💫

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1 year

@sonyashea3 the inevitable result of milk and honey

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@southhousemafia If I’m doing nothing worthy of having a gun pulled on me and I see a dude with a gun in my face and wearing regular ass clothes you think I’m gonna notice the badge fucking at all? You know how easy it is to buy lights?

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@no2hater Alright

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8 months

@GianmarcoSoresi bruh??? because jews definitely are so consistent in their support of black americans and immigrants

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7 months

If you could look into the eyes of god would you deny her? If perfection could also gaze back into you, could you resist her? Dare you say no when she tempts with a night of bliss?

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7 months

midnight grilled cheese midnight grilled cheese midnight grilled cheese midnight grilled cheese midnight grilled cheese

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1 year

men who use 🫡 like to be choked during cowgirl

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3 months

“Ok but what if” actually especially you too

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3 months

Uhhh. Me and who

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Do stupid things with your friends.

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2 years

@ERosson1982 @hotgirlellie go patrol an empty warehouse

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@oliviacoyy @rochellehd never meet your heroes 😔

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5 months

She didn’t like fall out boy And I was fucking going down swinging

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i don’t like this.

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2 years

@bimbomarxistt @SOADluverr lemme guess. she had a baby a month ago and is temporarily placated by being distracted taking caring of another human being. cant wait to see how this one turns out

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2 years

to everyone with their pets I GET IT YOURE LESS LONELY THAN I AM

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@inlucidreams @forkeery i’ve never heard james charles be correct ever

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@wxfflestomp with nothing but sincerity he sounds really cool

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2 years

@noooemmma i woulda be like “dessert is served after dinner and is usually something light, sweet, or fruity”

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3 months

hey thanks for the rt. how do you feel about a may wedding with just a few of our closest friends

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1 year

@colleen_daves lol because they viewed your content nonconsenually? isn’t it in the TOS/EULA that you will probably be exposed to adult content 😭 i can’t wait til it’s spring maybe these people will touch grass again

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2 years

if my girl was a worm i would just pray that i’m the early bird

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1 year

if you can’t handle me not answering a text for more than 10 hours - do not bother me! i work long hours and i looove to sleep! i do not want to wake up to “k nevermind” texts! i don’t want to get off work and see a “…hello?” go away!!

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2 years

haven’t received a single happy holidays text from an ex or anyone i used to fuck. not sure what that says about me, but

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9 months

i still don’t understand why there isn’t a domestic abuser database like there is a sex offender registry

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4 months

@lipfilllers @laeswrld It’s literally in their gospel

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5 months

no rizz just a twitter account and poor impulse control

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2 years

the himbo blueprint

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2 months

it be two lowborn wenches conversing amongst themselves “preciselyyyy”

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7 months

@GreazyWorldGo @NotJimCr0w You were face to face with him and YOU didn’t pop shit you mean. Go home and look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself if this is the kind of man you wanna be.

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1 year

@PodButOutside tbh they seem like 12 year olds being 12 year olds

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@yosoyguapojr You’re acting like it matters. You think you’d have a choice but you’re not even on her radar

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1 year

@ang3l0nline it’s sad that you need a god to tell you the world is beautiful

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2 years

i can’t believe some nerd cheating on his wife was bigger news than tumblr bringing back porn

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@jtrebach @vampluvrgirl but he’s hurt too

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@fairyfemmes “visually white” honey wake up a new way to say “white but idk the difference between race and nationality” just dropped

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2 years

cuddling is not enough i need us to be shuffled together like a deck of cards

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@JayElHarris Phones are a symptom not a cause. A lot of these things are straight up inaccessible due to the way cities are set up or are prohibitively expensive

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1 year

@sramzzad @itsChoppWorld if someone said this to me after trying a line i would leave the state

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2 years

still fondly remember my biggest gotcha moment as a 5 year old when my parents couldn’t tell me what god’s last name is

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1 year

it is CRAZY to me how many people in r/medicalschool talk shit on nurses. like most of you have never had a real job yet and you want to trash the backbone of healthcare in this country?! god i wish i could be in the room when a nurse embarrasses these fucks for the first time

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“i’m a top” “i’m a bottom” okay well i’m falling asleep and she's calling a cab while he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick and it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now he takes off her dress now let me go and i ju

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@michaelhirschbb are the straights ok

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3 years

@abbygov moral arguments aside, what did he think would happen when millions are dead and/or permanently disabled 🤨

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3 years

actually secured a date with the anesthesiologist that’s way out of my league help lord im going to fumble this bag

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@chillwaveguy Yes that’s fine

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3 years

@mayaisfiya not me yall be safe tho

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1 year

@stakslk why are we recording strangers and putting it on the internet 🫠

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2 years

@kurtisconner @nickisnotgreen kurtis why are you not giving hour long lectures on gender theory during your sets m

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2 years

i am quitting this fucking job and moving to europe to become an alcoholic

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wow good thing I didn’t kill myself last year otherwise I wouldn’t have gotten to witness all of the horrible things that have transpired since then

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3 years

I’ve never been ratioed this hard in my life smh

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2 years

i don’t think women should have to work. they shout sit at home being cute and playing games on their switch until i come home to make dinner for them

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3 years

@lovedoveclarke dude is def crying and shitting and gagging on some floor-futon rn

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5 months

@myelessar I’m a “Christopher Lee corrected Jackson on what it sounded like to be stabbed in the back because he was a British spy”

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1 year

@addiethabhaddie @septimusajprime stop practicing misogyny for clout

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@missMARCELA_ @iamcreatve you’re literally crying about what women who aren’t you do with their free time

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2 years

when ur being mean to me this is what ur being mean to

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1 year

if you wanna know how much my dog loves me, every 5-10 minutes on a walk he’ll stop dead in his tracks and not move until i kiss the top of his head

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3 years

let’s take turns saying how tall we are I’ll go first I’m 6’1”

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1 year

@nellychillin are people seriously not believing that we don’t all watch porn every day

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3 years

some of yall health care PROVIDERS love to shame your patients for not knowing things that seem obvious to anyone with your education and privilege as if it isnt part of your job to educate and inform people who maybe didnt have the same opportunities as you and its EMBARRASSING

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1 year

i give him a smooch on the nose for every like

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11 months

@peachcrisis all this just to get tapped through :/

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1 year

@latkedelrey maybe it doesn’t make him horny, what if the way you eat is really cute

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4 months

nice viral tweet. how cold is the unoccupied side of your bed tonight

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1 year

@leebrimelow why are you all obsessed with turning long-cherished masterpieces into corpse clones of themselves

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1 year

@peachcrisis how many hours a week do they think is spent taking care of the baby? she get lunch breaks from baby? baby paying her to take care of baby?

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3 years

YEARLY REMINDER TO NOT DONATE MONEY TO THE VIOLENTLY TRANSPHOBIC AND HOMOPHOBIC SALVATION ARMY

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