Just to clarify a man is a himbo if he's hot and simple in a way that makes him NICE. Nice to strangers. Nice to kids. Nice to dogs. Nice to women. Nice to women that he ISN'T attracted to. Niceness is a very key factor. I just want to make sure everyone understands this.
I know we've just totally lost the war on this, but I still think playing music, a video or having a conversation on speaker phone for more than like a hot second, in an enclosed public space is a huge sign of anti-social tendencies.
One of the worst parts of childhood is when every behavior you exhibit is relegated to “having an attitude” or “being moody” while you watch adults act out however the fuck they want. Incredibly dehumanizing.
I always forget my friend was Jay Z’s personal assistant for about 9 months and said he was actually really easy to work for and just wanted them to listen to his advice at all hours of the day 💀
My grandmother who was born in 1930 wants you all to know that there is no Retvrn to Tradition. They constantly had kids out of wedlock, they just hid them. She said I should tweet that.
Boomer and Gen X marketing execs have a very hard time wrapping their heads around the fact that very few 35 year olds have 12 year olds these days lol
Keith Lee abandoning his Bay tour because California’s housing crisis is so depressing might be the exact spotlight we need for major change because that man had the Atlanta city council meeting and that was just over poor service
We need feminism to come back into the public discourse BIGLY. And not this any choice a woman makes is feminist, I make him pay for my nails, bullshit. REAL feminism with intellectual heft and material, political and existential vision.
I love how not liking when young women blindly buy into an unrealistic image of domestic bliss, sold by a 22 year old Mormon influencer who is about to have her fourth kid, it is actually just being miserable and bitter instead of being wary and observant. We never getting free.
A lot of heterosexual couples don’t really have a foundational friendship which is a necessary part of a functioning romantic relationship (no sense in arguing with me here. I’m right). Also queer people often have terrible boundaries. Again. Don’t @ me lol
i know so many straight people who NEVER talk to their exes and sooooo many queer people who are like “this is my ex-girlfriend and we share custody of our dog Skippy and she’s the godmother of my children oh and also we own a bar together”
Not even trying to be funny when I say if we all spent less time on our phones scrolling mindlessly, including me, we’d realize how much time we have to do all of these things.
How the fuck are we meant to work 35-40 hours a week (minimum), maintain social relationships, stay fit and active, eat good food, enrich our lives with hobbies, do extra work/studies for personal development, in some cases care for family, all while the world crumbles around us?
When 17 year olds experience their 1st romantic heart break, it’s emotionally painful, but you likely have the summer off from school. When 30 year olds break up, it’s emotionally painful, maybe you have to find a new apartment & while ur looking, u have to go to work on Monday💀
Before her death earlier this year, Lisa Marie Presley expressed shock and horror over the depiction of her father Elvis Presley in the script for Sofia Coppola’s new film “Priscilla”:
“My father only comes across as a predator and manipulative. As his daughter, I don’t read…
Some one else pointed this out, but is part of this a generational thing where people don’t slow dance anymore and haven’t since like 2002, so any kind of public sensuality and people under the age of 30 act like they just saw two people initiating sex 💀💀💀
sex is ridiculous. he is literally just poking himself in and out of you, making some stupid face, until some goo comes out. and if he's wearing protection the goo goes into a little plastic bag, and then he has to go dispose of the goo bag. it's not a serious endeavor. grow up.
Apparently it’s like 1.5% of the population and a lot of people don’t really find out until they try to have kids. Intersex truly might be the one thing “no one talks about”.
"Generational Wealth" isn't just inheriting a pile of money, it's also things like whose parents are able to help you pay your first deposit on a rental, whose parents can help you out when your car stops running, whose parents can just send you food when you're low
What DaBaby said was wrong…but now mfs doing wayyyyy too much. I ain’t never seen Eminem get repercussions and he been blatantly homophobic since the early 2000s.
The dog in THE ZONE OF INTEREST (2023) gave a better performance than the dog in ANATOMY OF A FALL (2023), but it was a quieter performance and we know how that goes
I know Jonathan Majors and his team are crazy because that’s a charge you plead out, release a pr apology, lay low for a year and reemerge in a quiet, but decent indie movie. Do a few short interviews where you talk about how you went to anger management etc.
idk i’ve dated two poly dudes who had pregnant wives at home and the wives were cool and didn’t care/didn’t feel like dating/wanted their partner to keep dating
I’m sorry but “who ruined NYC” discourse that lays the problem at the feet of tote bag mother fuckers with a dollar and a dream as though people haven’t moved to the city for the vibes since the beginning of its existence makes me feel like I’m losing my mind
Nathan Fielder's real talent is finding people who deserve to be put through his mind games because every time I start to feel uncomfortable with the conceit, two seconds later I'm like nah you need to learn this lesson lol
If you told me the dude watching TikTok’s on the bus for 20 minutes at max on speakerphone struggled to make and maintain relationships, I would not be surprised. That’s all I’m saying.
Orson Welles is right though. Often once you get to know a *socially awkward* person, you just realize they’re an arrogant prick. But I know damn well this app isn’t ready for THAT conversation.
I genuinely don’t understand takes like this. A small, less than 15m movie led by three actors without extensive Hollywood credits, a director’s first film and wasn’t some runaway hit or distributed by a studio getting nominated for Best Picture is incredible?
In Wisconsin, a woman bled for more than 10 days from an incomplete miscarriage after emergency room staff would not remove the fetal tissue out of fear that doing so might run afoul of state abortion restrictions.
I've said b4 that a lot of White Americans aren't poor. They think they are poor.
200-300 AFTER BILLS AND GROCERIES????
The days I just dreamed of that
Like people are being like “what?! This doesn’t happen!” in the mentions and like how would you know? You didn’t have a dad at home and no one you knew did either 💀
Again, our old rich people used to build public parks and support obscure modern dance studios for funsies and now our new ones won't even just make a lil tv for fun without it having to turn a profit. I HATE IT HERE.
Will you guys please stop comparing this to Chadwick Boseman? Like it’s actually offensive to everyone’s intelligence. The mcu does not have a history of abusing its stars through shady pr practices or releasing photos of body doubles.
There needs to be a full scale investigation into this film's budget and what it went to. Someone walked away with millions of dollars if they actors had to ask for food and trailers.
One thing Zoomers will never know is how buying a new family tv used to be a whole event. Your parents arguing over the budget. Your father manipulating you against your mother for those extra few inches. Think I read somewhere once a new tv used to cause 2% of all divorces.
I feel like y’all are losing the plot here a bit, if this really happened, why are cops regularly pulling guns and doing raids for non violent offenses? Have we forgotten how insane this is?
Felicity Huffman speaks out about the college admissions scandal and serving 11 days in prison.
“They woke my daughters up at gunpoint. Again, nothing new to the Black and brown community. Then they put my hands behind my back and handcuffed me.”
The safely socializing is not possible discourse is so bizarre to me because it's like we completely forgot last summer when thousands of people took to the streets, masked to various degrees, and every data scientist said there was no increase in cases due to the protests
Again. You are not the first person to feel burnt out after working 40 hours a week. The difference is that people used to decompress in the company of friends and family instead of scrolling.
Having to demonstrate solidarity with the Palestinian cause is just as much of a chore as doing the fucking laundry? Like the selfishness is astounding
The Gilded Age billionaires used to fund new hospitals, open theaters, build public parks, etc. Now Apple won’t even fund a lil streaming service. RETURN TO TRADITION.
Y’all are being psyop’ed into normalizing the rent being too damn high by saying it’s broken Western individualism for a young adult to have their own place and y’all don’t even see it
I really don’t know what to make of a country where people are terrified to interact with each other. So sexless that even the potential of seeing sex through 1 of our fantasy mediums is likened to depravity. So scared of the poor that extermination becomes normalized.
When I was in 6th grade, my best friend was Korean and her family took me to a Korean bathhouse and seeing dozens and dozens of naked women who weren’t my mom actually solved a lot of my body insecurities, or at least as much as you can solve them for a middle schooler.
Kristen Stewart is over Robert Pattinson questions.
“Rob and I can’t keep talking about that sh*t. It’s f*cking weird. It’s like if someone kept asking — for literally decades — ‘But senior year in high school?’ Like, ‘F*cking A, man! I don’t know!’
And for the millionth time, the divorce rate is not as high as it’s ever been. It peaked at some point in the early 80s and has pretty consistently gone down ever since.
I think what particularly makes me feel crazy when I see this rhetoric on TikTok is when they say “think back to our parents generation” and I do and those women worked. Again, what is this imagined past of the 90s and 00s…?????
think a lot of people in the QRTs are missing the point, this video has 500,000 views on tiktok currently with a bunch of women agreeing with him, we should all be very worried about this rhetoric popping up while also being critical of capitalist exploitation
So now that we know Lena Dunham is directing the new polly pocket movie, I’d like to remind everyone that she is exceedingly racist, misogynistic, & sexually abused her younger sister. She’s kept a low profile for a while now but the internet always remembers
Calling your average house pet a slave is honestly so funny. It’s the kind of theoretical statement that only a human who suffers from consciousness could think up. If a dog could talk, he’d be telling his cousin the wolf how cool it is that he gets to sleep on a tempur pedic bed
Billy Porter criticizes Vogue for featuring Harry Styles in a dress on their cover.
“I created the conversation [about non-binary fashion] and yet Vogue still put Harry Styles, a straight white man, in a dress on their cover for the first time.”
The "Third Place" is dying. You know, the place besides your home and work where you can hang out with your friends and family. This is a Starbucks near me that just renovated recently. The big change: No more seats! Take your coffee and get out.
I'm not a long covid denier nor do I believe avoiding COVID infection is some kind of "crazy" position, but some of the COVID conscious accounts
#onhere
really don't seem mentally well
An annoying thing about Succession is that everyone is much too eloquent and verbally clever. they try to cover it up by having them stutter and uh and so on, but it's the dialogue equivalent of having everyone in a sitcom be supermodel hot. They're all much too easy on the ears.
Oh I know you’re a mad man if you’d rather Hillary be president right now navigating the current Israel-Palestine conflict. That woman has never deescalated a war in her entire life 💀
I can't even believe this needs to be said, but you need to teach your kid how to read. No one expects you to teach math or basic American history, but yes, reading is partially your responsibility. You don't need to be a professional. You need to order hooked on phonics.
I’m sure this show isn’t a masterpiece or anything, but you all do realize it’s for children, right? 😐 You cringe because your subconscious is speaking to you, begging for you to grow up and watch something made for adults. Maybe cinema from New Hollywood or a 90s indie.
This man opened fire in the middle of a crowded shopping mall because the YouTuber put his phone in the shooter’s face…why is everyone replying “good that he got off”? Has everyone lost their damn minds?!