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2 years

@ByYourLogic Had this discussion about imagine dragons ln… who is going to small live shows to hear car commercial music?

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@credenzaclear2 I haven’t seen it in a while but I remember force majeure (2014) making me feel uncomfortable for how bare it felt

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@hansdickie Maybe she’s crayyyyyzayy

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@Jasperlope @socialistdogmom They call it “autonowashing” — learned this from @Tweetermeyer

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@dieworkwear Salvage denim

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@geneverwhat @mcrumps The way I knew you’d say they from Yale

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@notcatra @amarchy @TheRainGuerrero @meepsketball “Splurge on utilities”

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2 years

@ben_mckenzie 🙁 This is actually me, most nights out, two to three drinks in trying to convince some 24 year old guy to pull his investments (said w air quotes) and delete his coin base acct asap

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@elenasb_ He used words, to write books

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@disco_martini

7 months

Going to see a girl I had a really big huge crush on last year. She asked for this record for her birthday and I’ve had it for almost a year and haven’t seen her and now I’m bringing it bc I’m a fashion whore and my favorite way to style myself is wearing my heart on my sleeve

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@disco_martini

2 years

@Daniel__89__ @notcatra @amarchy @TheRainGuerrero @meepsketball But ppl making 100k/yr yell at their kids to turn the damn lights off when they’re not in the room etc. too. Staying cool in summer and warm in winter should not be something anyone has to consider a “splurge” — it’s indicative of societal issues, not poorly allocated resources

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@disco_martini

1 year

Gonna go back to blonde and drink bone broth for 2 meals/day. In my gwyneth era.

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@disco_martini

2 months

@andletmejustsay Disney aesthetics were soooo infantilizing and repulsive

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2 years

@JasonGeller10 @concodanomics My interpretation of this thread was more that it was expository, rather than advocating. Like, that @concodanomics is reporting factual information & informed predictions — not necessarily hoping the predictions come true, merely explaining their likelihood

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8 months

Shana tova 🍯 🍎 come get ur honey

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6 months

@TheStalwart My rent went up 50% in one year, my utilities are about 30% more expensive, groceries and household goods are expensive, and avg interest rates on mortgages have doubled. I know many friends and (now former) colleagues who have been laid off in the past 6 months or so.

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@NicoleGoodkind My rent went up $1000/month last year and I’m just waiting, nauseous, to see what they force me into with my renewal this year 😭 and when it costs ~$15k out of pocket to move, there’s really no way out, no “more affordable” option

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@disco_martini

2 months

Miami is going very well (in no small part bc I finally got prescription sunglasses)

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2 years

@JackSzwergold @emilynussbaum Omg that Herbal Essences package design is the stuff of art nouveau revival dreams 😻

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1 year

Came home to my fav flowers 🥺

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2 years

@Laydownthelaw @loftyforehead @BitcoinZoidberg ***Mary Kay for men

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3 months

A feast for the tummy and the eyes Normalize going out on the upper east side!!!!

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@disco_martini

2 years

@hausofdecline Fav fun fact about the killers: they’re Mormon!

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@disco_martini

11 months

I have never smoked a cigarette I have never vaped u will not convince me to partake in either

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@disco_martini

4 months

#ooty

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@disco_martini

2 years

@chaoticitgirl @credenzaclear2 Just the abstract here? oof

Our Own Worst Enemies: The Nurse Bullying Epidemic : Nursing Administration Quarterly

age. A bullying culture contributes to a poor nurse work environment, increased risk to patients, lower Hospital Consumer Assessment of Healthcare Providers and Systems (HCAHPS) patient satisfaction...

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@disco_martini

9 months

Welcome, Bernie. I have wanted you for so long 🥹

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@disco_martini

2 years

@Daniel__89__ @notcatra @amarchy @TheRainGuerrero @meepsketball I very personally understand skimping on/going without utilities to save money, but that doesn’t mean people using utilities more than that are “splurging” on them. The ultra wealthy in CA using gold-course amts of water are a diff story

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2 years

@maximilianfrod $17, $23, $38. The magic numbers.

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@disco_martini

4 months

The vibe is Switzerland… all neutral

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@disco_martini

2 years

@chaoticitgirl @credenzaclear2 I remember reading at least one study that specifically looked at the insane levels of workplace bullying in the nursing profession. I think there may be more than one study 😳

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@disco_martini

1 year

Pleased to report, after ~17 years of solo travel, I have finally found a way to put sunscreen on what I refer to as “my lonely spot” — the one small triangle of skin I can’t reach myself, despite great shoulder mobility & 1000s of hours of yoga, between my shoulder blades

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@disco_martini

1 month

When I lost my job my then boss said “I hope we can still be friends” and I said “I mean… I really don’t know? You’re firing me two weeks before Christmas…” and she said “oh my god, don’t say THAT! That sounds awful” & I was like…But you are? That’s exactly what you’re doing?

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@disco_martini

2 months

Happy 30th birthday (Parisian time) to one of my absolute dearest friends @credenzaclear2 who is a constant inspiration and embodiment of strength, growth, introspection, and joie de vivre in my life ♥️

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@disco_martini

1 month

Curled my hair yesterday w new product and ended up giving Texan beauty queen

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@disco_martini

2 years

@the_transit_guy Further: the greenest building is the one already built. It is such a waste of resources to build an entirely new HQ, and I’m guessing they greenwashed the shit out of their PR for their woodland campus…

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@disco_martini

3 months

Love you more than those btches before

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@disco_martini

11 months

🌈☁️✨🐶😇

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@disco_martini

2 months

Counterpoint: (but also… you’re really fucking daft if you’d rather live under/defend Chinese hegemony than American empire, and criticizing one doesn’t preclude criticism of the other you IMBECILES)

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2 months

anyway i’ve never met a sexy marxist

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@disco_martini

2 months

I don’t know what infinity stones are!!! I refuse to learn!!!!

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@disco_martini

21 days

He is so perfect

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@disco_martini

3 months

@credenzaclear2 Audrey no one is going to say Nixon give it up

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@disco_martini

4 months

I love it here and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with reveling in the romance of New York City life

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@disco_martini

1 month

It turns out throwing a big party with a ton of your friends CAN make you feel better in almost every way imaginable 🪆💋🍸

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@disco_martini

2 months

What if Costco did air travel… Kirkland Air… instantly most trusted airline in the world

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@disco_martini

9 months

@credenzaclear2 I am constantly terrified that I am this person particularly when I don’t take my Adderall

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@disco_martini

2 years

@SteveOptimist @Liamjsm Rumors are milled!!

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@disco_martini

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Maybe not controversial but also oft-overlooked by many outsiders: fashion is a rich kid industry. It is so nearly-impossible to do ANYTHING in fashion, even be a lowly overworked intern, without being a literal trust fund kid. The industry runs, from head to toe, on exploitation

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1 year

what’s a fashion opinion that’ll have you like this?

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@disco_martini

2 years

@hausofdecline They really do. They’re like the Twilight books…. Integral to American media discourse, widely adored, and once you realize they’re Mormon, everything about them makes sooooo much more sense.

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@disco_martini

2 months

I disagree so strongly with so much of this idek where to start

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1 year

Got the belt at the Chico’s outlet in Las Vegas for $2 in 2005

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@disco_martini

3 months

Might wear this exact look again tn but I just cut bangs so

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@disco_martini

3 months

Pickles in his crooning era @nonpoccafe

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5 months

Sweet day in soho w this angel @credenzaclear2

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@disco_martini

2 years

@Baris1151 @Jasperlope @socialistdogmom @Tweetermeyer 100%. You’d probably like this podcast ep, in which I first heard the term, and in which that exact issue is discussed:

‎Current Affairs: How Have Elon Musk and Tesla Gotten Away With So Much Lying and Fraudulence? on...

‎Show Current Affairs, Ep How Have Elon Musk and Tesla Gotten Away With So Much Lying and Fraudulence? - Jan 19, 2022

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@disco_martini

1 year

“The only thing keeping me awake right now is this article I read saying if you fall asleep with your contacts in you’ll go blind” @credenzaclear2

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@disco_martini

6 months

Happy Tom’s Diner Day to those who celebrate

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@disco_martini

4 months

Waiter, your finest Josh. For the table.

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she’ll be having the josh

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@disco_martini

1 year

Layering St John under Uniqlo like a good Manhattan woman should

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black & gold & silver & pearl

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2 months

He’s not particularly happy

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@disco_martini

3 months

@credenzaclear2 I think he does a pretty good job of introducing people to the concept of conspicuous consumption and his critiques fall in line with and expand upon those leveled by @gabydvj

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2 months

Out wearing actual sweatpants and actual fur

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@disco_martini

3 months

New York City!!!! Da big apple!!!!!

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@disco_martini

1 year

My mom’s a cool mom and took me to CBGB when I was in middle school so i could see it before it closed

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@disco_martini

7 months

Really digging your adult eyebrow piercing

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@disco_martini

3 months

I’m going back to brown hair soon and I’m losing weight, I’m about to be soooo back

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@disco_martini

6 months

People in LA dress so poorly omg

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@disco_martini

2 months

Idk who this loser is and I’m definitely not going to DM him but I don’t have a “roster” and I’ve never known any of my girlfriends in NYC to have or talk about one either

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@unterernst okay someone is reading this and doesn’t have a roster DM me

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@disco_martini

1 year

Goodbye everyone I have 913 pages left and 19% battery no more group chats goodbye!!!!

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@disco_martini

3 months

Bought this dress in London in 2010

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@disco_martini

10 months

Cracking open a fresh one on a hot summer day 🍻

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@disco_martini

2 months

Just finished hot yoga think I’m gonna take Bernard to Central Park today…. #bigcitykitty

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@disco_martini

10 months

When I go to clandestino

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@disco_martini

1 year

VERY few designers are worthy of their own exhibit at the Costume Institute. Generally the Institute recognizes this, but… while Lagerfeld was undeniably influential and a force of nature in the industry, his legacy is overwhelmingly bland and pedestrian.

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@disco_martini

11 months

@pacino_girl Think she’s working a combo of 1. Drugs 2. Injectables (both Botox & fillers) 3. Face lift(s) in combo w weird counterintuitive surgeries (ie nose broadening, whereas most ppl who have facelifts have also had surgeries to slim their noses)

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10 months

Sorry I’m not her

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@disco_martini

20 days

Take it easy baby make it last all night

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@disco_martini

1 year

New same mani I like what I like

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@disco_martini

2 months

From Bernie’s cat sitter

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@disco_martini

8 days

Men shouldn’t wear flip flops

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1 year

what’s a fashion opinion that’ll have you like this?

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6 months

How could u NOT dream of this face?

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2 months

PERFECT. ANGEL.

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@disco_martini

5 months

Merry Christmas from your three favorite jewesses 😘

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@disco_martini

5 months

Heading to Times Square Target to buy a Nintendo Switch bc I have an INSATIABLE desire to play Mario Party

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7 months

Packed to the gills for three nights in Florida

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@disco_martini

1 year

I wore Vera Wang to prom, as I boldly proclaimed I would when I was just a little 9 year old Threadlet. Wore the same dress (w a shrug for purposes of frum) >10 yrs later, and I think I’ll wear it next week too!!

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i wanna see everybody’s HS prom pics

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@disco_martini

7 months

@gabydvj @offbeatorbit Like how as soon as u found out the chick who wrote twilight was Mormon is made SOOO much more sense

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@disco_martini

1 year

Manhattan after sauna

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Good morning, sunshine!!!!

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@disco_martini

9 months

Men and cops are useless

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@disco_martini

8 months

Mom and Bernie fixed my machine 🙌 🪡

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@disco_martini

2 months

Come see me and @nonpoccafe and @batailleordie , hosted by @babybaudrillard , read on March 24!!!

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@disco_martini

10 months

Why does shakshuka in Israel take approximately 10 minutes but shakshuka at Jack’s Wife Freda in the West Village takes approximately 90 minutes

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@disco_martini

2 years

A lot of this goes for labor contracts in general rn. Like binding arbitration/alternate dispute resolution clauses 🫥 they’re in most employment contracts now and a lot of ppl don’t realize what they are (& that they can opt out)

Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK

@doctorow

2 years

Reasonable Agreements: On the Crapification of Literary Contracts

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@disco_martini

6 months

Why are their martinis the best I’ve ever had

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@disco_martini

2 months

This top was supposed to be a dress but I got a little eager w the shears so it became a very 2004 top ✂️👼🏻🪽

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@disco_martini

2 months

Lizards are the squirrels of Florida and I love them 🧶🧳🦐🦎

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@disco_martini

1 year

Happy New Yorkiversary, pickles!!! 🥒🗽🎂 So happy to have this kind, thoughtful, endlessly energetic mover and shaker in my New Yorkiverse. Had some great times this past year, can’t wait for more 🫂

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Today is the 2 year anniversary of me moving to new york city. Eternally grateful for all the friends I’ve made along the way. I love this place

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