Max @maximilianfrod Twitter profile

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Max

@maximilianfrod

10 months

I be eating lunch with whoever

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2 years

In rabbit hole of dog breeders who announce their upcoming litters like it’s a collab album

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2 months

Keep drinking. Keep smoking. The night is only gonna get better. You’re invincible. Nothing can stop you. The most fun you’ve ever had is just around the corner.

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2 years

Everything in New York is $17

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1 year

My dad used to write me notes as the tooth fairy bullying me, then started writing as a nice tooth fairy named Reggie who I sent a q+a to

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@maximilianfrod

6 months

I’ve always said there’s a lack of combo dispensary x prison style boot camps

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@maximilianfrod

29 days

Almost every new product looks like that. You can’t be too sure if it’s coffee, shampoo, shit wipes, etc, cuz it all looks like the same crud.

Andrea

@iiiitsandrea

30 days

Obsessed with this Turkish coffee brand and the way they advertise it refreshing as fuckkkk

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

I’ve done similar shit. Just not that into posting

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2 years

Nice tattoo, are you prepared to show god that at the gates?

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2 years

Nothing quite like a q+a. You ask a question, you get an answer. Such a cool exchange.

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@maximilianfrod

1 year

Wish one of my friends would break an arm. Haven’t signed a cast in a decade

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@maximilianfrod

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@maximilianfrod

8 months

How to be the perfect house guest: -invite yourself over -take over the aux -have them cook for you -do any drugs they have -make a little bit of a mess -belittle everything they own -do most of the talking

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2 years

She said she’ll post me on my birthday instead 🤞

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1 year

Love this ex alcoholic I found who seemingly has a lot of tutorials on how to get drunk in secret

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@maximilianfrod

4 months

@hvnter121378 Found it. I guess he’s not lip syncing but it’s really good.

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@maximilianfrod

7 months

I’m 24 and fell asleep to an ig reel of a roll of duct tape and a magic eight ball racing on a treadmill

One Perfect Scene

@oneperfectscene

7 months

Paul Thomas Anderson was 26 years old when he directed Boogie Nights, which was released in theaters 26 years ago on this day.

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

I think they should start limiting the number of people who have cameras. Not everyone needs to take picture

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@maximilianfrod

1 year

The ion party ln went crazy 🔥

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1 year

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

Alright too far. Make it illegal again.

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@maximilianfrod

1 year

Weed bag art making its way into other markets 🔥

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1 year

I eat like 14 things a week that are just awful for my health

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@maximilianfrod

10 months

First off she’s Korean

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@badgesture

10 months

lmfao

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2 years

Threw up on my girlfriend last night and went to 6 flags this afternoon. We all have the same 24 hours

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@maximilianfrod

10 months

I found a tombstone with my bosses dogs name on it and he made me bring it to work. He takes naps in front of it everyday

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@maximilianfrod

1 year

Couldn’t be me. I’m terrified of heights and live in a different state

Historic Vids

@historyinmemes

1 year

Every six months this man in South Dakota climbs this communication tower to change the light bulb. He is paid $20,000 per climb.

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2 years

This customer just got mad cuz when I took his girlfriends order I said “and what will the whore be having” ?????

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

Bitches will post stuff like this and think it’s normal

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@maximilianfrod

1 year

Joke like Tyler Sing like Frank Prank like Taco Read like Earl Smoke like Jasper Stay Odd like the Future 🍩🐱

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1 year

Just what I wanted. A shoe with Mark Wahlbergs daily routine printed on the insole

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

The damage Online Ceramics has done is irreversible

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@maximilianfrod

7 months

Just relapsed on being the best possible version of myself 🤦‍♂️

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@maximilianfrod

1 year

And maybe that’s the whole idea. 1 block of cream cheese= 1 bag of bagels. I guess I just lost myself on the way

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@maximilianfrod

7 months

The airport California Pizza Kitchen is talkin to me like the green goblin mask rn

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@maximilianfrod

1 year

Just a heads up- there’s not a shred of decency at the Salt Lake City airport Panera Bread

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

At some point in your childhood, you and your friends went outside to play together for the last time and nobody knew it.

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

Is Addison Rae the most polarizing figure of generation z? Sometimes I worry the next time I see my grandma will be the last time.

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

Two mcchickens $7.50. When I was kid $2. Talk about this please. Not “gas prices”

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

@StreetNightLive Billboard is even better

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@maximilianfrod

1 year

I was soo jealous of the ranch kids in middle school. They would be like “I’m selling my bull today and getting 8 thousand dollars”

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@maximilianfrod

10 months

So dope Einstein just looked like that. Don’t think he’d have the clout if it was any different tbh

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@maximilianfrod

1 year

How many times a day do you think a Trader Joe’s cashier says “oh man I love this stuff,” when ringing people up

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

Why would an artist ever go to a museum. Just looking at all the competition.

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@maximilianfrod

1 year

Buying random gifts for people that fuck with you heavy >

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

Yup 👏

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@maximilianfrod

7 months

Just auditioned for the school talent show and left all the judges fucking speechless. That was insane.

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@maximilianfrod

1 month

Happy Easter yall. Seriously.

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@maximilianfrod

1 year

I’ll be in the theater watching cinema from 6:30-8 tonight.

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@maximilianfrod

6 months

Twitter user Maximilianford stuns in new photo 📸👀

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@maximilianfrod

22 days

I hate a “I was friends with everyone in school.” ass mf. Oh were you? Call the quarterback and call the lonely stoner right after. I wanna see if they pick up

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Max

@maximilianfrod

2 years

The John Wilson where they go to the Bang CEO’s house is a perfect pipeline to Hype House cuz the house is paid for by a Bang partnership deal

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

Just met a dog named crypto. Like the currency

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@maximilianfrod

10 months

First day of work was a success 😌

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@maximilianfrod

4 months

That’s just some me shit your honor

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

Black market wisdom teeth puller recs? I don’t trust big dental

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

Oh that? That’s just dubious

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@maximilianfrod

10 months

@SYXPNC What

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@maximilianfrod

8 months

No wonder it took so long to open. Atmosphere is everything

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@maximilianfrod

1 year

Rob Dyrdek top 3 cokehead

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@maximilianfrod

1 year

Accidentally started smoking in the movies and the sprinklers came on 😑

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@maximilianfrod

2 months

Found out I bought a fake signed Blink shirt 5 years ago today

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@maximilianfrod

1 year

Food poisoning such a cool name for an illness. Yo I got poisoned bitch🔥

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@maximilianfrod

1 year

Last night I used AI to generate the cover to a badass kids book about dragons and stuff. Here was the result❤️

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@maximilianfrod

9 months

Reading a book I think I would get made fun of for if seen publicly with. Got this to solve the problem

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@maximilianfrod

1 year

Oh great. Found an epic new lunch spot 🙄

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

Dapping up grandma and telling her she absolutely bodied the speech at grandpas funeral

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@maximilianfrod

9 months

Ohhhhh. So no one was gonna tell me The OC fucking rips

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

Everything I do is for my 6 month old self

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

Fellas. Does Sydney Sweeney have the best nattys in the game right now?!

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5 months

Stoned at Thanksgiving talking to my 16 year old cousin about Yeat

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7 months

Drakes album <<< episodes that are about Butters

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7 months

Starting to think AI is a good thing.

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

If you haven’t seen someone in a couple months always say nice haircut. Very likely they got one

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

I listen to chill bands like Radiohead. I smoke sativa. I work 7 days a week. Is there something else you want from me?

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@maximilianfrod

1 year

I’ve been getting aggressively drunk at the Moes in Springfield @ Universal Studios. It’s $16 for a beer but I put atmosphere above anything else

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

One time I did shrooms and watched Miami Vice and Inherent Vice back to back. I can’t remember if I was stuck on the word Vice or if that was just a coincidence

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Max

@maximilianfrod

7 months

Found this video of when I saw Carti in 2017 and some Amy Schumer ass lady just stood on stage while he danced to Magnolia

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

Actually I haven’t been to a water park since the day Michael Jackson was found dead. But today that might change

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2 years

My bad bro I forgot Christmas was super shitty for you as a kid

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

I’m boutta post my texts with that old bag…she was seriously unwell towards the end

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@maximilianfrod

1 year

Going back home today 🔥

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@maximilianfrod

2 months

Yall know my ass at 6😂

Nostalgia

@NostalgiaFolder

2 months

Which table are you sitting at?

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@maximilianfrod

4 months

There’s this one instagram reel, it’s Justin Bieber holding Hailey in the club while he smokes a cig and lip syncs Future, has anyone seen it? It’s so sick

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Max

@maximilianfrod

2 years

My first birthday was at my grandmas house. Didn’t know what Lucien was at the time

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@maximilianfrod

7 months

I cannot begin to understand why the cafeteria style double cheeseburger I got at the Central Park zoo is making my stomach hurt

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@maximilianfrod

1 month

Was looking for a gay Batman spa and what do ya know

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@maximilianfrod

10 months

Who’s the most famous person you’ve dapped up but kept it hella regular with?

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@maximilianfrod

4 months

Being the chill stoner uncle with moderate goals who’s often misunderstood >>>>

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

Oh yes broker thank you for opening door to empty apartment and not saying a word. Here’s $6k. Don’t mention it

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@maximilianfrod

11 months

I’m gonna eat this pork over rice. I’m gonna drink my cream soda. I’m gonna have my cigarette afterwards. And I’m gonna feel like total shit. But boy do I love it

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@maximilianfrod

5 months

If your grandpa begged you, would you let him drunk drive

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@maximilianfrod

2 years

This couple next to me during Batman wouldn’t stop talking or get off their phones the entire time and at one point I look over and she’s just showing him pictures of Robert Pattinson in Twilight

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@maximilianfrod

10 months

No one rocks this anymore