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@f8the
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i hope the babies i was born wit at the hospital doing good
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@f8the
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3 years
y’all ever hear a bitch vent n realize she the problem
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@f8the
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3 years
i hate realistic dreams like btch im tryna swim wit mermaids
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@f8the
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3 years
can y’all just post y’all therapist’s advice on twitter so i don’t have to go
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1 year
ppl rlly don’t drop money on the floor like they used to
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@f8the
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3 years
being in a talking stage w someone when U going thru shit is so inconvenient ya whole life be fallin apart n meanwhile mfs asking U ya favorite color
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@f8the
invader zim
3 years
macbooks should be touchscreen by now
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@f8the
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3 years
i do not know how to like someone in moderation im either obsessed or not interested
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@f8the
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3 years
im literally obsessed
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1 year
ion like spotify wrapped bc i’ll have one manic episode in feb where i listened to a song 400 times n dat b my so-called fave song of the yr
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@f8the
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2 years
kanye announcing he’s not being hacked is funny asf bc nobody thought that was the case😭
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@f8the
invader zim
3 years
bitches who get drunk n start crying b scaring me like girl wat the fuck jus happened
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@f8the
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3 years
dem white girls dat look like vampires b cool asf like U kno wat alice i kinda like u
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@f8the
invader zim
2 years
my problem wit suicide is why would i kill myself when y’all r the problem
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@f8the
invader zim
11 months
whoever they fired at Spotify they need to rehire them
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@f8the
invader zim
3 years
if U ever had to open up the notes app gon ahead n block him
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@f8the
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3 years
i think abt this everyday
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@f8the
invader zim
3 years
there’s really some beautiful bitches out here dat post no pictures of themselves n i want U all in jail for that
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@f8the
invader zim
3 years
why the baddest bitches always the outcast of they family
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@f8the
invader zim
2 years
i wish i could have a kid jus to see wat it looks like n then put it back
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@f8the
invader zim
4 years
i be whisperin to my cat like “say sum its ok it’s jus U n me”👁👄👁
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@f8the
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3 years
U can’t gaslight me bc im okay wit being the villain
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@f8the
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3 years
im not paying 4K for a dog unless dat mf talk like brian griffin
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@f8the
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3 years
men be bashing astrology n whole time be exact stereotypes of they sign
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@f8the
invader zim
4 years
so my friends surprised me with a picnic yesterday 🥺😣💖
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@f8the
invader zim
3 years
soon as my nails done i be like ✌🏾🤟🏾✋🏾☝🏾🤏🏾🤞🏾🖕🏾
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@f8the
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3 years
sometimes telling the truth is fun bc it’s more chaotic than lying
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@f8the
invader zim
2 years
them two weeks before your birthday be the ugliest time of your life like
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@f8the
invader zim
4 months
picking out new glasses frames is harder than going to war
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@f8the
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3 years
a lot of y’all don’t be turning y’all swag on n lookin in the mirror to say wassup n then wonder why u havin a bad day
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@f8the
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9 months
I’m crying bc what was the point of this campaign
@hoodcouturemag
HCM
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Zendaya for Smart Water.
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@f8the
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2 years
this is my last year being financially immature
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@f8the
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3 years
my mom rlly be telling me be careful when im outside like baby im the threat
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@f8the
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3 years
i hope frank ocean is ok
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@f8the
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2 years
as soon as i was havin a bad day it would’ve been over for him
@overtime
Overtime
2 years
Gotta respect the consistency 🤣 (via daddyjaydon/TT)
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@f8the
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1 year
it stings when someone close to you perceives you in a way that isnt even close to who you rlly are
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@f8the
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2 years
thinking abt this
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@f8the
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3 years
look at ya dick on hard n ask yaself do U deserve a ps5
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@f8the
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3 years
U in his dms im blocked wat he sayin sis im nosey
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@f8the
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1 year
soon as your best coworkers start leaving the job dats ur sign dat it’s time to go
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@f8the
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1 year
when you give someone a compliment but they didn’t hear you 😭
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what shouldn’t be embarrassing but is?
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@f8the
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2 years
idk who needs to hear this but invest in your room
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@f8the
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3 years
bitches be wit niggas for 3 years n was only happy 55 days
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3 years
this has me crying
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3 years
why drake smiling n enjoying life like he don't owe us an album
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@f8the
invader zim
1 month
nobody with a baby face really prides themselves on having a baby face
@damnjiggaa
𝐉𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐚.
1 month
don’t nobody age like 90s babies we all still look 18 😂
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@f8the
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4 years
my villain origin story is me being ostracized in my family for being a bad bitch
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@f8the
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3 years
if yo house got bugs u need to include dat when i ask who all over there
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3 years
im definitely a girl’s girl, i love being around women, befriending them, hyping them n all dat like women are so magical it amazes me every time
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invader zim
1 year
imagine yo nigga eating u up on the carpet like this
@Sojkalana
Laurent
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I love it when men gets slutty. #MetGala
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1 year
looking back, the look on her ex-husband’s face while she was literally receiving a grammy rlly foreshadowed their divorce
@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
1 year
Adele breaking her Grammy for Beyoncé is the EPITOME pop culture😭😭😭
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1 year
being honest is more fun than lying bc ppl rlly don’t be knowing wat to do with the truth
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@f8the
invader zim
3 years
pls let dat second round of puberty hit before you get dat bbl ya ass is on the way sis give it a sec
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3 years
me fulfilling my rich auntie duties wit all my friend’s kids
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invader zim
2 years
not eating vegetables is a weird turn off of mines like u grown asf pushing away the green peppers n onions on your plate……childish
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@f8the
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3 years
if we walking n it’s cold outside don’t talk to me until we get to where we headed
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@f8the
invader zim
1 year
if i was a nepo baby i would simply live in my own world where i would study niche interests on a tropical island n never speak to anybody
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3 months
unfortunately for everyone i will continue to share my opinions
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@f8the
invader zim
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words cannot express how much they are NOT worth it😭 please invest in better alternatives
@luhharii_
#PAID
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glad i waited to get mine dey need to drop des mfs
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4 months
liking pink is easy purple is an acquired taste
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4 months
ive literally lived 896,473,051 lives since the last time i posted on insta
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@f8the
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3 years
being high n lookin at twitter is so crazy i be on here like who the fuck r these ppl
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3 years
oh this a retrograde retrograde
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3 years
niggas who vape so corny to me jus out here blowing mango blast in ppl face
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1 year
one thing abt her n chloe they gon show you wat them locs can do
halle bailey at the #metgala
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@f8the
invader zim
2 years
dat ovulation week be so hell you be a freak hoe for 7 days straight like
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invader zim
3 years
i want more women to stop centering their identity around how men perceive them
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invader zim
1 year
shrooms going mainstream is prolly the worst thing dat could’ve happened bc wtf is this
@4Shauno
shauno🕴🏾
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this the “exotic” of shrooms i ate one square and was talkin to god 🍄
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invader zim
3 years
deep voices on women are so soothing to me u elmo sounding hoes be giving me anxiety
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3 years
i hate dat we sexualized the word freak bc a lot of y’all fit da word perfectly
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this was the most serious summer of my life like
@anaplacide
Ana Rose
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this summer ain’t summer the way other summers have summered
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4 months
starting to understand why ppl overshare like sometimes writing in ur diary is not enough i need 1 million ppl to explicitly feel n understand the agonizing inconveniences i endure on the daily
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3 years
saying “srry im out of it today” as if im not like this everyday is my fav lie
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3 years
if y’all unpacked things more often everything wouldn’t feel so deep
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Deeskii
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Why do women just randomly ask you the deepest shit unprovoked
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1 year
idk who needs to hear this but dat evil eye emoji is not protecting u
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3 years
she did not owe not one of y’all an explanation
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
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The woman who put Gorilla Glue in her hair says “if y’all know me, you would know I would never do something like this on purpose.” She also explains that the GoFundMe is for wigs after all this is over
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i promise y’all black ppl don’t wanna be anything other than black 😭
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i fully intend to haunt ppl when i die
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2 years
tbh idc abt posting pics like that anymore you jus gon have to remember dat im sexy
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U could ask a nigga for nothin n he still wont have it
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one thing every failed talking stage/relationship has taught me is to never spare men from brutal honesty
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11 months
n thank god for that
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Amy Schumer reveals she quit #Barbie in 2017 due to creative differences. Schumer felt the original script wasn’t ‘feminist and cool.’
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3 years
yall be buying shit from ali express like summer not gon be over by the time it get here
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ppl who give themselves piercings scare tf outta me
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U ain’t gotta b religious to think satan is bad vibes
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arguing is only fun if the person is just as smart as me
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1 year
im permanently rebellious, my only desire is to be completely free and live life on my own terms
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People that were raised by extremely strict parents, how has that affected you as an adult?
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3 years
imagine opening twitter n seeing yo nigga post this
@Jay_FnHarris
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I could legit point out 30 women that look better than my girl on a daily basis but that don't mean imma leave her, yall crazy
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2 years
weed is not the problem yall lack of discipline is
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if it’s not like this wats the point fr
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y’all jumping her but it’s very easy to spend 30 minutes in the shower…😭
@rintopy1
Rin Rin
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A shower should be 30 minutes minimum
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1 year
i feel like the way a nigga drives when you in the car with him says a lot
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im crying bc Kim rlly dgaf wat her siblings look like as long as she’s serving😭😭
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3 years
ppl be telling me to think twice before i do sum meanwhile i don’t even be thinking once
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yea she not beating da illuminati allegations
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3 years
emotional intelligence is really non-negotiable to me i can’t tolerate anybody who needs to be walked through how to be a decent human being
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ill never understand why she didn’t stop the surgeries here like
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me the night before my hair appointment
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ive never met a single attractive person that wasn’t absolutely unhinged
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i am my father’s daughter
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