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No one wins by being unreasonable

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What I've Been Enjoying As A Creative - 5/9/2024 - Warm Ones ("Hot Ones" offshoot)
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They should fly it like this and let everyone run around
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This is what the interior of a Boeing 787 looks like before the seats are installed.
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Actually videos like this are interesting bc I feel like Tiktok is full of just people who thought of a scene they'd like to see in a movie or a tv show or book but can't be bothered to write the stuff around it so they just make the scene. if that makes sense
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It’s official, Latinos in the US are the corniest diaspora
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@quebecween Stuff like this rules bc you can always tell whoever made it thinks the rock one sounds cool
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@thesolarcoffee In the Raimi movie it works as a character moment as opposed to just a one liner. It makes sense for him specifically to say
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David Byrne: (fucking his friend's girlfriend) Friend: (enters room) David Byrne: Uh oh!
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David Byrne silly moment
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@Ruby_Stevens PETERSON: Young men these days... they can't even control when the movies begin or end. ROGAN: Damn. That's true. 'cause a lot of them, they've used those special parts, to make their robot friends.
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@KrangTNelson This guy kicks ass
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@viperwave He's a fascinating guy. You can tell from R&S and interviews his dad did a number on him
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Like she wrote a third act soliloquy and just posted it by itself. Many such cases.
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happy st patricks
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SHIVER ME TIMBERS IRISH WIN AGAIN WAY TO GO CONNOR MCGREGOR WHAT A FIGHT WOW
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@paynushaver Saying "school-famous" like that's something adults would still find cool
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@KnoxMcM @handleyzo yeah dude if it wasn’t broadcast on tv it didn’t happen
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@taylorehill @vivafalastin You wouldn't change your mind no matter how polite they were
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@Srirachachau Everyone at the dem convention being pissed off is such a good bit
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@bornposting Every blue check reply is like "wow I never thought of this" and every non blue check is like "are you sure" lol
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This piece of media/content is so good
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@taylorehill @vivafalastin It's okay to realize you've drifted away from your values.
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[waking up from coma] No, it's fine... I just didn't think I'd be Chinese, is all
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New video on the channel about the woman who got a permanent Chinese accent after having a stroke
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(having sex with david lynch) this is so lynchian
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@abookofsymbols Check out NYC Culture Pass. Free access to tons of museums if you have a library card.
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@pilltoledo Texting so I can screenshot the funny things I say
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@dogfightin2 Everything they're doing in the video they can do without pretending they're kindergarteners. Except getting a story read to them
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@viperwave Doug Walker will never see the consequences he deserves
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@mollyw_123 I can understand how someone would be mildly upset over it, but doxxing the guy and trying to get him fired is ridiculous
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@ChickadeInc He's right
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@SkinnyTuna That's the sort of thing only a software engineer would notice
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Sexy Beat is unique and interesting bc the characters' past is almost all implied. Pic related
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look at how they massacred my Gal
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@viperwave The OG Blue Jam radio show has some of the best writing of anything ever imo, it's just in such a strange format that it gets overlooked. There's not much else like it.
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I could post that smoking American Spirits is cultural appropriation and get half the fucking art students in this city cancelled within 48 hours. Just wipe them out.
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@bitterdad_ @BAKKOOONN This is a great story, but I accidentally read that as "Jackie Chan" and it was even better
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@dogshit95 They're also not very nihilistic lol. Arizona, Hudsucker, Lebowski, even Fargo, are all ultimately pretty life affirming.
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@mitchellvii As the leader of antifa yeah this is true
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@burgerkrang There's no way these photos were taken after like 1992
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@JoshDuncan45 @JohnDiLillo Guy who thinks Goodfellas is Satantango
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@scanpaths This is secretly how planes fly
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@GoddammitBaz When Gob accidentally turns Franklin white in the wash, and upon discovering this, instinctively gives him a British accent to say "You're ruined the act, Gob"
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@Smogmonster_71 @viperwave What I find interesting is, until I saw this interview, I thought all the George Liquor manly man type stuff was satirical. But apparently not to him lol
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@quebecween The guy jiggling his dick then turning to the crowd like "can you believe this guy?" is etched in my mind forever
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@ArborErich Pollock was a communist. The CIA COVERTLY funded abstract expressionism. They did not show up at Pollock's door with a briefcase full of money and say "hi we're from the CIA".
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@LazlosGhost Why is no one talking about the plot of this movie
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Comedy should just be a guy saying something is bad and explaining why
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@bransonreese Finally relevant once again
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@db_mcc @J4CKYL3GS @HoratioSkald @nicolemclovin I think it just looks cool man I don't think she's trying to impress you
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Prior NYC scenes comprised of annoying people gave us The Velvet Underground, Television, New York Dolls, Richard Hell, Arthur Russell, James Chance, Glenn Branca, Arto Lindsay, Sonic Youth, Suicide, etc etc. Dimes Square gave us The Dare
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@jowrotethis If you meet someone who names this group of people as their favorite authors, and you judge this person based on that alone, that is a far bigger red flag to me.
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@CarmanTse @thejoshl Network is basically the model for McKay's recent stuff, it's just actually well written
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@LazlosGhost I find the "omg of course he was in Johnny Depp's circle" replies funny. Yes, I'm sure Johnny Depp was a bad influence on him.
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@jowrotethis Constantly analyzing other people's taste in books and judging them for it seems pointlessly exhausting but you do you
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@Roody_Tooty @gwauu @Metalvaniac God the idea of being interested in "cringe culture" is so hollow to me lol
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@steelydante The Fall has a villain protagonist
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@cm_crockford Moe calling a garage a car hole energy
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@dogfightin We can smell a curious sub trying to test the water. Like sharks
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@BradIsLove [pointing at a child's drawing of Jurassic Park] If that's what this child drew, just imagine what the actual movie looks like
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@ViceApologist Getting the joke of American Psycho while still insisting that Bateman is cool is a new subculture that mystifies me
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@xtinatucker Definitely the cringiest part rn is white dudes with glasses like "do we really need a 'white boy summer' rn 🙄" like dude Chet didn't analyze what he was saying, you're not supposed to
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@nickwiger Overlooking many songs by LMFAO here
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@twinkophrenia One of the most popular millennial jokes is "referencing a song I know". Even better if it's a white person referencing a rap song.
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@viperwave Amazed at how oblivious some of these people are
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@topherflorence The wink... how is it possible to create animation so grotesque
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@nickwiger @leslieleeiii How does this happen
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@barbarikon @jakeiverson57 I have absolutely no idea what you mean by this
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Me every time a new guy came onscreen in MAD GOD
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@Boringstein If I'd known it was gonna be that I'dve made it more succinct but thanks
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@LazlosGhost There's a comment in that thread by a 30 something Marvel fan that's like "thankfully he killed himself" lol
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@labuzamovies People were like "wow this really makes me think of the ending in a new way" and then I look at the article and it's like 2010-style "all the Rugrats are dead and Angelica is just imagining them" shit. I don't care if the character is imagining it, it's not real anyway!
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@PerdGateEnjoyer @viperwave The AV Club is (or was, idk) a subsidiary of it
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I'm sure this has been done
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Dude this desk is tiny. You expect me to play at this shit? How am I supposed to play at such a tiny fucking desk
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@Boringstein That second photo is the first time I've recognized possibility of him aging beyond waif
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@murderxbryan It's funny that no one disagrees w him but he plows forward w his insistence anyway bc he doesn't know any other way to be interesting
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@Bowsnonk Yeah i would argue that what this person is talking about applies more to the CinemaSins and Nostalgia Critics of the world
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@mitchysuch Haven’t seen this movie but imagining Jason Bateman listening to Sonic Youth and loving it is really funny
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@edabny62 @Jack_Raines There is about a one in a million chance he'll come up with a fake name that matches the person with the room number
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I think a lot of the bit in that HBO panel where Louis CK says the n word and Chris Rock laughs and Ricky Gervais sees this and rushes to say it as well and Seinfeld just sits there silently then is like "you shouldn't say that"
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seinfeld has this weirdly consistent sense of noblesse oblige you don't get from a lot of celebrities. Like the episode of comedians in cars getting coffee where he firmly chastises SJP for only tipping 20%
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I always love the "this is good because it is stupid and thus appeals to the working class, who are also stupid" shtick
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the chinese have perfected comedy. down to earth proletarian humor that everyone understands will always defeat the meta ironic memery that terminally online americans indulge in.
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@Hezbolsonaro @dennisbhooper The cool thing about finding out you're medically dumb is it actually automatically makes you smarter [gives you one new piece of knowledge].
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@Bowsnonk i think what's bothering the most are people saying things like "it's from a gross fetish movie" like at least do your research, maybe figure out the context the film was made in christ
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@jon_bois Lol have had like 60 tabs open for at least a month date me instead
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@3liza how dare they call this guy spiritually weak. everything he's said here portrays the exact opposite.
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@viperwave John K is an unstable outsider artist who somehow swung multiple deals with Viacom. This isn't good or bad it's just a fact.
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@GarfieldFanArt Not sure what you can do with this but by all means take it
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A big unspoken bit of therapy culture is "people should go to therapy because I think it will fix every part of their psyche that may inconvenience me"
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therapist on tiktok said the first thing he asks a potential partner is "What kind of internal work have you done to improve yourself and create healthier relationships" sorry if someone asked me that on first date i would instantly evaporate into dust like submarine billionaires
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I’ve talked about this for years. Now is the time.
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@abookofsymbols When will today's young writers get past the stage where they think "I go on the computer and on my phone a lot" is interesting
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@indianloonie Michael Jordan one would kill on here
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@PoorOldRoloTony "How do we update The Exorcist for today" "Just throw a line about the patriarchy in there, it doesn't really matter what"
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@Java_jigga My theory is Kubrick didn't fake the moon landing but he filmed 2001 actually on the moon
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@RaceplayShawty I went to film school from 2015 to 19 and this was quite a lot of people there. I think it's common for the zoomer/millennial cusp film fan. Popcorn stuff from the 80s and 10s and maybe Pulp Fiction.
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@Boringstein Looking forward to the mockumentary she and Brownstein are making about themselves, gearing up to be the most insufferable film ever made
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@oborolesbian @viperwave can’t find it rn but my favorite was “BASS PRO SHOPS”
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(mark wahlberg listening to the "you fuckin die" banter on "surfer rosa") hey woah woah buddy. that's no way to speak to a lady. why you makin' me listen to this crahp? oh. oh he was juhst goofin' aroun huh? yeah i don't think so. tuhrn this recohd off i don't wanna heah it
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How old is Tim Buckley
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Nomadland is an ideal Best Picture winner, much in the same way Green Book, Crash, and Driving Miss Daisy were
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Bad news about Haim, guys
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