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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

7 years

Prepare to have your life view and even maybe your idea of Christianity changed forever. Part 1

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

1 year

What makes this photo eternal is that Firminho led Allison to Christ and also baptized him. ❤️

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

4 years

Why lock up a superhero?🤣

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@chukaobi

4 years

This will be a thread I guess lol. Let’s start with the fact Ruggedman & P-Square both passed up on the beat of “Gongo Aso”. It wasn’t meant for 9ice. 9ice wrote Gongo Aso to the beat of an already existing song & ID Cabasa took the vocals & laid them on the beat it is on now.

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@chukaobi

7 months

Turkey is a real Republic though.

Chicken Republic

@ChickenRepublic

7 months

Chicken >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Turkey Goodnight ❤️

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@chukaobi

1 year

You couldn’t even vote in your own PU because your Jagabandit’s thugs came and disrupted the entire process. You are a foolish woman in every sense of the word foolish. And it’s not an act.

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@toyin_abraham1

1 year

Jagaban is coming! #AsiwajuBaby

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@chukaobi

9 months

And they can’t touch her money.

Soar Super Eagles

@SSE_NGA

9 months

You can touch the joy 🥰

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

4 years

LOOK AT THESE CHILDREN!!! 🙆🏽‍♂️

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

1 year

A Nigerian girl was on a train from Kaduna to Abuja. The train was attacked by terrorists. The girl was shot. She tweeted “I am on the train & I’ve been shot. Pray for me”. She didn’t even ask for help—just prayers. The APC Twitter Mob rained curses on her, & told her to die.

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

7 months

Congrats. Please redesign it to your taste.

Aka Chibuenyim 💯

@akachi68

7 months

Congratulations to me

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

1 year

Loool. I have no problem with jokes about men’s height—something they can’t control. Same way I have no problems with jokes about women’s size—something they can control. Goodnatured banter should be embraced by male dwarves and female balloons & bouncing castles alike.

mami🌷🍫

@kyca_latte

1 year

😂😂short kings

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

10 months

Morocco fuel price: $1.1 Nigeria fuel price: $0.7 So cost of fuel in Nigeria is 37% (0.4 TIMES) better than in Morocco. Morocco minimum wage: $350 Nigeria minimum wage: $35 So living wages in Morocco are exactly 1,000% (10 TIMES) better than in Nigeria. Morocco is not oil rich.

Mustapha Wahab

@Wahaby_Agba

10 months

Fuel cost in Marrakech, on a per litre basis, is 960 in Naira equivalent.

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

5 months

Yahoo boys think fraud is hustling. Nigerian politicians think looting is hustling. Dizygotic Twins.

Senator Dino Melaye. (SDM)

@_dinomelaye

5 months

No go hustle ooo. After you go dey recite vanity upon vanity is vanity. Ti eni to pegi loju...igi asi ruwe.....one life yi noniiiì

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@chukaobi

5 years

“He paid I &my siblings school fees up to university +our parents rent for 8yrs but I’m no longer in love with him” Ladies— do you hon! You didn’t force him to do all that! “I’m marrying the woman that made me all I am” Ladies— shameless man! You’re marrying your mother! FOOLS.

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@chukaobi

1 year

Gangs of London: oooh! Line of Duty: aaaaahhh! Top Boy: ooooh! Gangs of New York: aaaah! Godfather of Harlem: ooohh! Power: ahhhh! Shanty Town, King Of Boys, Gangs of Lagos:

Adeda

@tosinadeda

1 year

What is the obsession with the political landscape of Lagos state and Nigerian movie producers? There seems to be a cynical agenda to potray a particular narrative of how the state is being held down by a mystery stronghold. So many flawed and ridiculous storylines, some even…

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

11 months

David Hundeyin called Nigeria Air a scam & showed proof, Called BAT a drug lord & showed proof, Called Hamzat an American & showed proof, Called Femi Gbaja an ex-con & showed proof, Called Oxford a fraud & showed proof, But APC vacuous oafs like you think truth is slander.

AJE

@Riddwane

11 months

Same David Hundeyin that was expelled by Oxford University for being a misfit in an academic community. His fake slanderous stories only make meaning to vacuous loafers.

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@chukaobi

6 months

The fact this conversation includes a man who’s been dead for well over 14yrs is all the answer you need.

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@jamiu_XL

6 months

Who do you think is more popular between the four of them ?? 🤔

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

4 years

Loool you’ve done worse to your son. You’ve told the world he’s not intelligent, made him the poster boy for inadequate potty training brain aptitude & even condemned him to a future of not caring for his kids as much as his wife—all while he’s still a toddler. Sit this one out.

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

4 years

The fact will always be that there are only two genders. The rest are feelings, opinions & outright lies. If a boy chooses to identify as a girl it doesn’t make him a girl—it makes him a liar. Same way if an economy class flyer identifies as a first class passenger he’s a liar.

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@chukaobi

4 months

Nah I don’t trust Obasanjo one bit. That man can be pretending to be frail then jog home when he’s out of sight.

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@yabaleftonline

4 months

Chimamanda Adichie and Chief Olusegun Obasanjo

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@chukaobi

4 years

And he hasn’t even released Entanglement yet.

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@Complex

4 years

Tyler Perry is now a billionaire:

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

3 years

If D’Tigers just change their name to D’Cattle lasan...the way funding will be rolling in eh...

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

11 months

At the time of this tweet, a 50k job meant you were earning $300 monthly. Unemployment was 9%, & big bread N200. Today due to the man he declared messiah, a 50k job means you’re earning $65 monthly—that’s if you can find one now unemployment is 40%. Oh, & that bread is now N1k.

chijiоke, Ph.D., Nuclear Engineering(Affidavit).

@Ekwulu

11 months

Dipo 😂😂😂😂

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@chukaobi

1 year

“Tell me whyy Ain’t nothing but a druuug case Falsifyyyyd Ain’t nothing but work historayyy Swear, he lied Ain’t nothing but some perjuraaay Ballot the BAAAT way…🎶”

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@UberFacts

1 year

The Backstreet Bats

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

2 years

@Zioraife Congrats. You’ve been in a deep fake friendship with your cousin—& now the simulation is over. Anyone who values aesthetics over invaluable relationships & is willing to sacrifice it for the gram, can marry for looks over character. Not going to the wedding is petty. I like it.

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

5 months

A clueless man kept $1 at N160, held a real town hall different to educate you why “subsidy must go or incoming governments will suffer”, maintained single digit inflation, grew the middle class & made Nigeria the 3rd fastest growing economy IN THE WORLD. ignorance did y’all in.

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@israel__kun

5 months

People keep forgetting that Jonathan was terrible and clueless as well, just not as clueless as his successors. The country wasn’t heading anywhere dawg.

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@chukaobi

3 years

Just off the phone with my dad. “I just saw that that boy you designed album cover for won a Grammy. I’m proud you”Mum is the background chiming in❤️ Then he says, “what I want is for all of you to come around & draw at my dining table like you all used to do back as young boys”

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@chukaobi

5 years

It’s already 7 years since I wrote this ad, and almost 6 & half years since it was released. Time does fly

Chidi Okereke

@Chydee

5 years

I’m not sure any Nigerian ad has created the amount of conversations Saka’s porting ad created that year. Hundreds of analysis were made, the move was studied in marketing, advertising and business schools, and people wanted to port, just because. Mad mad ad. #MTNat18

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@chukaobi

6 months

“I started supporting BAT because I was insulted by Igbos” No dear, you started supporting him because you lack the moral fibre to keep standing for what’s right. No amount of insult from any tribe can EVER make me support a Chimaroke or Uzor Kalu or Ikpeazu or Hope presidency.

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

10 months

A thug threatened a whole ethnic group on video in order to subvert elections— @PoliceNG defended him & said it was just a joke. A comedian makes an actual joke video for us all to laugh— @PoliceNG say it is a criminal offence. Better go & stand on the road & collect your roger.

Nigeria Police Force

@PoliceNG

10 months

RE: POLICE UNIFORM: COMEDIAN ABDULGAFAR ABIOLA, AKA "CUTE ABIOLA’S" CONTEMPTUOUS ACT IS CRIMINAL, PUNISHABLE In as much as the law grants Nigerians the right to enjoy their fundamental human rights, the same law prohibits an individual, under whatever guise, from rubbishing the…

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

4 years

In America where most grownups were not beaten as kids, they’re out wilding & refusing to social distance, shooting children en mass at school, raping women, dying by running red lights more than most countries, & dying of drug overdose. But hey, long as they stand on a queue...

Timi Ajiboye

@timigod

4 years

Abusers, liars, full grown adults that are unable to obey traffic lights or just stand on a fucking queue are on Jack’s twitter lying that they turned out okay after being beaten as kids.

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

5 years

Loooool Brother Akin, shall we open the Bible and see what it says about gambling?

Oloye Akin Alabi

@akinalabi

5 years

A wife is an equal partner. The husband is not a master. Stop teaching rubbish Pastor Chris.

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

6 months

Not correct. That song was released in 2000. Dollar was about N95 & spaghetti wasn’t more than N40.

Mo-Mo

@Morris_Monye

6 months

When African China sang “Food no dey, water no dey”, Spagetti was 120 naira and dollar was N160. I wonder what he will sing today.

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@chukaobi

1 year

Easiest transaction ever. If you collect $9billion from CBN at N450 and sell at market rate of N750, you’ve made $5.4billion without breaking a sweat. That’s exactly 60% of the loan repaid before you even move a muscle.

Man of Letters.

@Letter_to_Jack

1 year

Idan took $9billion loan, Idan refunded $6.3billion before commissioning of the project he took the loan for. What God cannot do does not exist in Nigeria.

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

4 years

You still tried to sneak in a group photo of our leaders in the second frame. You’re not slick.

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

5 years

Dear young artists, don’t fall for this scam—it’s how you become a (n)one hit wonder Nobody’s had a better 2019 than Burna Boy- & not 1 single song of his is bereft of lyrics. Not one. With lyrics, people will sing your song even when it stops reigning & there’s no beat playing

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

8 months

Please Note— $1 was N180 IN THE BLACK MARKET. Not in the banks. In the banks it was around N150 AND NOT ONLY WAS IT READY AVAILABLE, YOU DID NOT NEED CASH BECAUSE YOUR REGULAR NAIRA ATM CARD COULD TRANSACT UP TO $150,000 EVERY YEAR IN ALMOST ANY LOCATION/DESTINATION IN THE WORLD.

Muhammad DeeDee

@deee009

9 years

Today a dollar is N180 and a pound is N280 hope u have a family"...this is really d transformation agenda..!! GEJ has finished Nigeria..

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

1 year

My Madam is 1 Today. ❤️

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@chukaobi

3 years

Imagine trying to greet your classmate by driving into her at like 60km/hr. Inside an Airforce base.

Man of Letters.

@Letter_to_Jack

3 years

Tolulope Arotile -the first ever female combat helicopter pilot in the Nigerian Air Force- died at the NAF Base in KADUNA. “she was inadvertently hit by the vehicle of a former Air Force Secondary School classmate who was trying to greet her”.

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

19 days

Signed, IBD Dende.

NIGERIA CUSTOMS

@CustomsNG

20 days

Don’t forget that you are a Nigerian and you are indomitable. Keep pushing forward…

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@chukaobi

4 months

Your parents taught you to speak up for Palestine but not for Plateau. They raised a hypocrite.

Her Excellency 👸🏽

@_Hajaraaa

4 months

Not once in my life have my parents taught me hate against Christians , I didn’t even know this hate existed until i grew older and saw people like you spreading hate.Keep it in mind that Islam and Muslims are here to stay and there’s nothing you can do about it.

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@chukaobi

3 years

They have more pressing issues to iron out.

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@imohumoren

3 years

Gangsters don't iron their shirt

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@chukaobi

1 year

When people are talking about souls, shut up. You do not have one. “The wicked is set on evil; he doesn’t pity even his neighbor.” Mishlei (Pro) 21:10 CJB

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@chukaobi

5 years

@McBenads @ogundamisi @CNNAfrica @flyethiopian @BoeingAirplanes @realDonaldTrump Ethiopian Airlines IS a world-class brand with a safety record so impeccable that rather than the flight ET302 crash putting its reputation in jeopardy, it triggered a worldwide grounding of all Boeing 737Max aircrafts. That’s the height of trust. There, fixed. You’re welcome.

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

2 years

So I’ve been getting promptings by the Holy Spirit to share this prayer I’ve prayed over the last 7yrs which has blessed me immensely, only to run into @FemiJACOBS tweets that served as a confirmation. It was compiled using scripture from the OT & the Epistles. PRAYER THREAD:

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

4 years

Pictures speak better than words so here’s a pictorial example of “E be things” from Southern Kaduna.

Dr Joe Abah, OON

@DrJoeAbah

4 years

Please what is the meaning of “E be things”?

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

1 year

Because Datti is Sunni Baptist.

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

1 year

Prophet @TomiArayomi ’s live broadcast today is the best way to end this campaign. Here are excerpts. Peter Obi is the one that was prophesied. A NEW NIGERIA IS POSSIBLE. SHARE EVERYWHERE.

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

4 years

This is exactly the kind of braindead thinking that shows why she won’t get endorsements. Why endorse when all you need to do is make a few personalized bottles & have her pose with them for next to nothing? Marketing Corporates aren’t dumb. Wish I could say the same for her fans

Chemical Brother 👌

@chemicalbrodar

4 years

People: Tacha will never get any endorsement, she won’t be successful, we hate her Tacha: Hold my Ciroc

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

10 months

Obasanjo. Clearly. With all his madness, the old mule was the most objective of the lot, achieved the most, & wielded respect home & abroad. He also understood the importance of projecting Nigeria positively more than anyone else, hence the Great Nation Good People campaign.

White Flag Papi

@ElJefe__

10 months

Who would you say was Nigeria’s BEST president?

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@chukaobi

4 years

The day Kennis Music released 2face Idibia’s “Grass To Grace” album, Tjoe bought all the 500,000 copies produced. The only way to get a copy that day was to get it from him. Then he sold them for N10 more. Everything sold out in an hour. Guess you can say 2face went Gold in 1hour

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

4 months

In your entire timeline you have not once tweeted against the MURDER of almost 200 people on Christmas Day, including women & children. NOT ONCE. Yet you are from Plateau. Jane’s tweet is your problem. Not the murderers. That’s simply because you are a terrorist-loving scumbag.

Duchesss👑✨

@ayshamudi

5 months

Jane Pwajok, a medical student is spearheading hate campaign against a whole religion and tribe online. But we’re expected to be quiet and just watch. This same girl will be attending to patients across all faiths in the future. Do y’all understand this???

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

7 months

If you were earning N50k in 2015, you were earning $300. If you are earning N300k today, you are earning $300. Wild.

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

4 years

What stopped women from working till 45 and marrying 18yr old men they can breastfeed?

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

4 years

In the same vein, when Burna Boy heard “Emi Ni Baller” by Illbliss & Chidinma, he was on Leriq’s neck to make him something that “harsh”. When Leriq wasn’t moving fast enough for him, he started trying to produce it himself, then Leriq stepped in. The result? “Run My Race”.

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@chukaobi

1 year

“…After them, came out of the river 8 more cows; poor, miserable-looking & lean—I’ve never seen such bad-looking cows! Then these lean cows ate the first 8 fat cows. But after eating them, one couldn’t tell they had eaten them—because they were as miserable-looking as before!”

Pulse Nigeria

@PulseNigeria247

1 year

What would you remember about President Buhari’s administration?

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@chukaobi

3 years

Biggest album? Obviously nice with Gongo Aso. Biggest/better career? Obviously Flavour. And it’s not even close. 9ice peaked early. Flavour is still the most in-demand highlife artist on the entire continent, and has been for over a decade now.

Pulse Nigeria

@PulseNigeria247

3 years

Between Flavour and 9ice who has had the better musical career?

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@chukaobi

3 years

You know there’s an utter disaster of governance on ground when an Nnamdi Kanu logic is 100% correct.

Sahara Reporters

@SaharaReporters

3 years

If Killer Herdsmen, Insurgents Can Be Rehabilitated, No Soul Deserves To Be In Prison— @MaziNnamdiKanu | Sahara Reporters This comes as over 2,000 inmates at the headquarters of the Nigerian Correctional Service, Owerri, Imo State were set... READ MORE:

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

6 months

Burna now has 10 Grammy Nominations. TEN. The most by far.

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

10 months

N5000 every month in 2006 was around $41 every month. So he was paying the elderly the equivalent of N35,000 today every month. All this without borrowing. But someone wants to pay the poor N8,000 a month.

SportsDokita (Odogwu ☝️)

@Sports_Doctor2

10 months

Peter Obi was paying elderly people in Anambra State not on pension, 5000 Naira every month!!!! This man doesn’t talk about all he did as Anambra State Governor!!!! Jesus Christ of Nazareth 🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆

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@chukaobi

2 years

Jesus is Lord and there is no other means of Salvation.

Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

2 years

What's a hill that you're willing to die on 1000% of the time?

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@chukaobi

6 years

Short Thread: My “Independence Day Message”. So last week, as I prepped for a long flight home, a pleasant elderly gentleman indicated that he had the seat next to me. We got talking. “So what do you do?” “I work in advertising. And you sir?” “I’m a pensioner” .....

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@chukaobi

4 years

Lool hypocrite. Same Fela sang time & again against Buhari—even described him as an animal in his songs. YOU KNEW THIS—yet you supported Buhari with your full chest. Now that things are not going your way you want Burna to play Fela to your faux revolution. Opportunist hypocrite

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@YeleSowore

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@burnaboy No schemes, just telling you that becos there are lots of comparisons & mannerisms, but there is a need for CHARACTER of the Fela that stands for social-political justice because you've professed these when it's artistically convenient! I do hope you will join us! #RevolutionNow

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@chukaobi

4 years

& A ton of degrees aren’t the litmus test of common sense The two people in the marriage say they’re happy. But unmarried 30+ people who spent their 20s dating 30+ men & rejecting men in their 20s—& are now beefing 30+ men dating girls in their 20s, are suddenly marriage experts

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@Mochievous

4 years

Longevity is not the litmus test of a good marriage. Y’all should rest. Kindly.

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@chukaobi

2 years

“Unleashing the King in Every Pawn” Hi, I’m Tunde. 7 days ago, a kid who would either have died or become a tool in death’s hand was judged best in math—9months after attending school for the 1st time. We’re creating desirable futures for would-be future undesirables. Here’s how.

Tunde Onakoya

@Tunde_OD

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Got Three TEDx invites 😅 Tips on how to choose a topic that reflects the true essence of the Chess in slums project?

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@chukaobi

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Congrats. Please check on the wall for Bala Blue’s plaque. He’s the only junior accounted to have made twice as more in bonuses in one year as a junior accountant than the Most senior partners.

Chidinma

@OnyeiwuChidinma

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Day 1 of living in my answered prayers🥹❤️ I’m Deloitted🤭

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@chukaobi

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On the contrary, THANK YOU. Thank you for giving Nigerians something to cheer. Thank you for taking one of the best teams in the world right down to the wire. Thank you for playing your part in the best Women’s World Cup. Thank you making us the proudest we can be in defeat.

oparanozie desire

@oparanozie9

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Sad day! Very disappointing to have lost through penalties, and even more disappointing not to have converted mine. And for this I deeply apologise.

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@chukaobi

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But if it was 4am at the airport and he was going into business class and trying to get your number before leaving you to your economy goals, laro kutukutu will not be early enough—talk less of too early. See, we are honestly too poverty-stricken to afford this forced classism.

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

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Your stupidity was also a national secret until exactly 9:31am today, when you leaked it yourself.

Preye

@norish3preye

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@DavidHundeyin You are a traitor, for leaking national secrets.

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DaSuKi

@chukaobi

4 years

400 freezers? Wow, that’s cold. Anyway sir, please forgive and forget. Shebi they’re your children... please let bike ons be bike ons.

Channels Television

@channelstv

4 years

Over 350 Motorcycles, 400 Freezers, Others Looted From My House – Senator Folarin

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@chukaobi

1 year

“What if the guy that raped you becomes your husband and the marriage isn’t as bad as you imagined it to be, only that he raped you as a way to get your attention?”

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@chukaobi

4 years

D’banj once chased Kenny Ogungbe with his CD on foot while Keke was was in his hummer (pardon the pun) begging him to just listen. Keke didn’t accept the CD. When he met Ayo Shonaiya, he did a back flip in the living room while talking just to show he would do whatever it took.

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@chukaobi

5 months

Here are 5 sources of protein richer & better than goat meat & chicken. Akanbiff Ronu seeds Ledipork Breev Statisteaks Lamba They are all readily available FOR FREE to all APCursed citizens, & they all go very well with Cassava, Agbado, Garri & Ewa Heyheyhey. You’re welcome.

NaijaFarmer

@Nig_Farmer

5 months

Chicken is out of the common man Goat is like gold Only ritualist can afford to buy cow now What other protein source can people go for? Fish ehn ehn Ponmo ehn ehn Snail? That one is expensive oo What other protein source?

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@chukaobi

4 years

Was another fun experience being called on by @SpaceshipCollec to put together the @burnaboy #TWICEASTALL album cover. As always, the visual assassins came through. @abolajialausa killed the inks and @godwinakpan234 killed the colors. Resizing & edits by @silva_brush

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@chukaobi

13 days

What have you noticed about the dilapidated school buildings Harry has been posting? They were built in the early 80s. Why are they so MANY?? Because someone back then decided education in Lagos was priority. Imagine all those schools. In the 80s. Brand New. LATEEF JAKANDE.

Harry 🎯🎯🎯

@chiditweets042

13 days

Gbagada Senior Grammar School, Lagos #TinubuLagosSchoolSeries

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@chukaobi

1 year

Call a meeting. Make sure all those that colluded & their spouses (if alive) are present. Have your own witnesses too. State what they have done. Present a detailed cost of caring for the kids for 1yr. Tell them that unless those 5 women cough out the money, the marriage is over.

Naija

@Naija_PR

1 year

His wife really let him down. How should he handle it and move on?

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@chukaobi

5 months

You killed a proper credit system the day you voted APC. Before then, a brand new 2015 Cerato was less than 4m, & a brand new Optima was 5m. With 400k salary you got 5yr auto financing & paid less than 90k a month for the Optima. That Optima is now 27m, you’ll pay 450k monthly.

Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

5 months

A proper credit system and up to date citizens database will go a long way to making this possible, but then again it'd mean people have to be earning enough in the first place to qualify for credit. Majority of Nigerians don't earn near enough yet.

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@chukaobi

4 years

An unknown dude named XP on Edge Records dropped an EP with the lead song “Calabar”. His flow was great but the beats were unforgettably different. People started asking around for this maverick unknown producer. His name? SARZ.

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@chukaobi

6 months

Akintola was killed in coup co-led by a patriotic Yoruba officer Ademoyega, who knew Akintola was a CRIMINAL. Ademoyega also knew Akintola would have vile scum descendants like you who would try to make it an ethnic dog whistle—so he addressed idiots like you before your birth.

Omo Oba Arakunrin Àlàní

@presidentayollc

6 months

Akintola was assassinated in Ibadan by the Igbos,now they’re trying to twist history. We will never forgive you for what you did, we will remind you very soon.

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@chukaobi

6 months

Lool. Sunny Ade who sings predominantly in Yoruba was nominated for the Grammys TWICE—one was as far back as FORTY YEARS AGO. THE FIRST TIME Nigeria was nominated for Grammys was when someone was singing in Yoruba. You people should stop putting your ignorance in the spotlight.

LOLA

@Cute9ja_

6 months

It used to be almost impossible to sing in Yoruba and get a Grammy nomination, not to talk of winning it! We all laughed when 9ice said he was going to do it. Maybe 9ice came before his time. Now Asake and Olamide can win a Grammy Award singing in their native language

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@chukaobi

1 year

Who stabbed a woman in the face? Who brought thugs to polling booths who openly said “if you’re not voting APC leave this place”? Who made videos openly telling Abians & Rivers people that if they don’t vote PDP/APC they will be killed? And you say you’re not after our lives?

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@chukaobi

3 years

The Artist VS The Art

Ibrahim Suleiman

@edomalo

3 years

The Artist vs. The Art

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@chukaobi

4 years

Tyler Perry’s already writing the script of his next movie. It’ll be done tonight and production will be finished by August. Release in September. The Title? Entanglement.

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@chukaobi

4 years

MI Abaga only shortened his name to MI from Micrep about a year or less before “Crowd Mentality” dropped. He also used to be Jeremiah Gyang’s PA.

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@chukaobi

2 years

Man sat down & used his access to the entire back page of a national newspaper to write his own Obituary. Went from high keynotes to writing his own suicide note & made himself a “how not to” footnote—just because he sold his soul for few notes. Lived by the pen, died by the pen.

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@chukaobi

6 months

You clearly left secondary school not long ago. As recently as 2015 that spaghetti was N100.

sisi nene🎀

@NneyaNneya

6 months

70 naira??? Were you born in 1967???

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@chukaobi

1 year

Hmm. Here are a few. Just for the range of it.

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@maziibe_

1 year

What’s your own Idan moment?

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@chukaobi

3 years

Eto’o played with Dinho, Messi & Henry—AND OUTSCORED THEM ALL. Drogba won 1 UCL—Eto’o won THREE with 2 different clubs, scoring key goals in 2 finals. Eto’o DESTROYED Real Madrid multiple times both at Mallorca & Barca. Eto’o has an AFCON AND an Olympic gold—& scored the winners.

ESPN FC

@ESPNFC

3 years

Samuel Eto'o or Didier Drogba. Who was the greater African striker?

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@chukaobi

3 years

The Female Sega— But with less complicated English and far less Grace...at least Sega wouldn’t make a show of those he’s helped. Especially when they were right to call him out. Every day you show that Sega is Snowball and you guys are Napoleon.

Moe

@Mochievous

3 years

I saw a tweet on the TL, thanking me for something but I honestly didn’t remember what I did for the person so I did a search for my handle and theirs. Here’s what I saw - in order of appearance. I have no further comments.

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@chukaobi

5 years

To think this gal used to have sense. Ganduje has 15videos of bribery- you were silent. There is a policeman in this video aiding & abetting assault & battery- you pointedly ignored him. Your childish partisanship, tribalism & primitive approach to sensitive issues are unbecoming

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@s2_vpd

5 years

To think that this PDP guy .was said to have “defeated”one of our most respected female parliamentarians, Senator Binta Masi Garba. The Senate must not protect him. He should be charged . The footage is enough evidence . He deserves to be in Prison

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@chukaobi

5 months

This disgusting liar went on CNN & said the woman who stabbed in the face in Lagos was stabbed in the South East. But he’s here talking about being an ambassador—when he & the perjury committing, drug money laundering career criminal he serves are Nigeria’s biggest demarketers.

TheCable

@thecableng

5 months

Ajuri Ngelale: Every Nigerian should be an ambassador of this country — fixing Nigeria is not a partisan issue 🎥: Channels TV

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@chukaobi

4 years

“A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats!” — Charles H. Spurgeon

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@chukaobi

1 year

Yes, that’s her. She didn’t ask anybody to give her one. She stated what she wants. She never said she’s not going to get it herself. This is not the gotcha you wish it is. And yes, you or Shola as relationship mentors is a huge red flag—you both sorely lack any godly wisdom.

P.A

@johndoe_pa

1 year

Is this you ? Mttwwww

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@chukaobi

2 years

Credit alerts be turning Soro Sokes into Gbenu Dakes real quick.

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@chukaobi

4 months

You can draw a straight line between the adoption of Sharia Law in Nigeria and the birth of Boko Haram.

Nancy Pearcey

@NancyRPearcey

4 months

Since Sharia law was introduced in Nigeria, 50,000 Christians have been killed. "Last year, 5,621 Christians were killed worldwide because of their faith—90% of them were northern Nigerians. Mission organizations are reporting that Christian persecution is at its highest in 30…

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@chukaobi

6 months

When someone has soaked himself in the word of God, wisdom comes out naturally. See him casually quoting Philippians 4:12 in a secular conversation.

🐬 @𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆

@OneJoblessBoy

6 months

'Perfect behaviour is a scam" - ID Cabasa

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@chukaobi

4 years

But when YOU are alerted of your own foolishness (as you were with the MI tweet & have been to your many foolish tweets) you stand solidly basking in your foolishness & refuse to fix up— So basically apart from biology there’s no difference between you and those men.

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@chukaobi

1 year

My man turned 5 today ❤️

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@chukaobi

4 years

D’banj & Don Jazzy were expelled from JJC’s 419 Squad right at a show, backstage. D’banj still went on to perform solo at that show, with a song he had written called “Airborne”. He asked Jazzy to do it with him but Jazzy refused as he was too shy.

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@chukaobi

4 years

P-Square sold off their cars to finance their “Get Squared” video—they believed so much in the song & the video was going to cost N1.5m (huge money back then) because of the special effects & sets. As an afterthought they shot a B-rated video for “Busy Body”. We know which blew.

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