Frank Kitchen @capuarian Twitter profile

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Frank Kitchen

@capuarian

2 years

@Bobby_Condon my brother in christ, you handed me a vape from across the counter— make it make sense

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@Bobby_Condon yeah I get prompted for tips at the VAPE store

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@LeftAtLondon sometimes all i think about are dudes

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@tierralamour_ according to TruePeopleSearch this number is registered to a Aisha Holstein in Brooklyn but according to BeenVerified it belongs to a Roderick Moss

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make up a guy

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guy who replies "hope she sees this pope" to all of the pope's tweets

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@bigsnugga brazilians have every right ever since rod stewart ripped off jorge ben jor’s riff from “taj mahal” for “da ya think i’m sexy” and never paid a cent for it

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@DJGotALot @wavyprdit LMFAO i refuse to believe this is real 😭

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i USED to be a piece of shit— slicked back hair, white bathing suit, sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. i'm worried the baby thinks people can't change.

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they keep trying to make me do this "clean girl" slicked back no volume hair shit and it's not happening. i'm gonna keep doing round brush blowouts like it's the 90s until you rip my blow dryer out of my cold dead hands

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@laundry6911 @NsfwSpook @RoseGoldToilet @focusmuffin @cutestcryptid @PersecutedMan Give this man a DpH

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@el_villanelle @evemmore had to check ur profile to see if ur a minor lol

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@lextaaylor @WrittenByHanna imagine paying $100 for the low low cost of your own dignity

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@flowerfeastnova @mazzypopstar are you straight? no hate, rly but everyone I know (and quite literally their moms) listens to Kate Bush or are at least fans of her biggest hits…but i also only hang out w queer people lol

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@bunkbedsurvivor @AdverbReclaimer That’s amore

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@themeredith is she calling him a sugar daddy bc he’s feeding her sweets

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@offbeatorbit you are the only person in the world who feels this way

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@JulesCrocks @tommybayertime that is an enemy!

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@ayyy_vuh queering heterosexuality lmao

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@bunkbedsurvivor @AdverbReclaimer when the bartender cracks open 2 miller lights— that’s a moray

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@sam_thraxx

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@guapunzel OPEN THE SCHOOLS!!!!!

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2 years

@ymmayer mess with the mino and you get the fuckin HORNS ahhhhh I am living for this exchange

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3 years

@on_da_spectrum one time I was super high at 7/11. I bought a hot dog, went to my car and took a disco nap. woke up to see the cashier smoking a cigarette, staring, saying “that lady just bought a hot dog and passed out,” to her coworker. I drove outta there so fast lmao

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@punished_cait

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@SpicyCammy @itszaeok thank you for your service camilla

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@arrtnem @KhairyCreek I would have liked this better if it were three MORE paragraphs

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@theeashleyray i used to do most of an eighth and when the comeup would start, a little bit of molly rocks, and then when i would fully feel it, a line of ketamine and put on a blindfold. i was telling somebody this recently and i swear to god they looked at me like i shouldn't be alive lmao

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@theashleyray girliepop I am SEATED. let me guess— no response from him? or a very curt, “thank you.” no apology

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2 years

I wanna know whose ass I need to eat in order to never be recommended millennial tweets like these again

Joel Kim Booster

@ihatejoelkim

2 years

I’ve been waiting my whole life to be in love on Valentine’s Day, which I know is cringe but it’s who I am. Tonight we’ll be ordering food, having sex while it’s in transit (important), then getting high and watching My Best Friend’s Wedding, all much better than I ever imagined.

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@dcopaken @hinge @MonicaLewinsky @laurenthehough enjoy this ratio. it’s golden

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@nickyotissmith PLEASE post more of these

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@glomp69 herstory

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@BC_Bryson @anguishreid none of these words are in the bible

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@DoctorPenisBoob

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I caught a temporary twitter ban for quoting @ITYSL

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if i had a gay twin i would do this shit constantly

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@DylanAdler6

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Happy belated lunar new year from me & my gay twin 🧧

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wake up babe— they’re soft-launching the queen’s death

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The Queen, 95, has been experiencing "mild cold-like symptoms," the palace says.

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@ymmayer and yet! no one is pleased

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@smilingnodding "They changed the name from Uranus to end that stupid joke once and for all. “What'd they change it to?" “Urectum.”

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@greninjass PLEASE why is this the same quality as a porno

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more like bram STROKER, am i right, ladies

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@b_l_u_s_h_i_n_g this post made me get lunch today 🥲

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@ymmayer

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@CSymph @j_tightpants it’s actually just Walter White

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2 years

the most new york shit about this is that lil coke baggie

Hannah Frishberg

@hanfrish

2 years

Got mugged last night (I’m fine) Guy wanted my wallet but I couldn’t find it quick enough so he took my whole bag I walked past the bodega it happened in front of just now and found my wallet out front, cash still inside Highly recommend havin a wallet that looks like trash

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@poetastrologers no but seriously. i hated a supervisor i had so much & after she made me cry in a walk-in cooler, i wiped my tears, looked at her and thought “I’m taking your job.” I got promoted 2 months later and they moved her to a different location 😈

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@peep4nts you can see my IUD is crooked in mine lol

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@ymmayer im crying it just looks like a chad filter

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@LocalMonarch @bludfangs @valuezx @beforewashjosh put McDonald’s sprite in my car and it McSploded

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@veganw1tch @vroyfrmdawic @Kobil420 @draedropemoff @javroar improper nouns, sometimes places, mostly things, AAVE from Philadelphia, derived from “joint” used for the same purpose

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the amount of people who claim they have no idea who the pet shop boys are. you do. you’ve heard “west end girls.” OPEN THE SCHOOLS

Pop Crave

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Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys claims Taylor Swift doesn’t have any famous songs: “Taylor Swift sort of fascinates me as a phenomenon because she’s so popular, and I sort of quite like the whole thing, but then when I listen to the records … for a phenomenon as big as she

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it’s not much, but it’s honest work

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I still have whiplash from everyone deciding they love TSwift again. sorry, I’ve been an OG hater since day one

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there’s something about this manner of speech that makes me see red like I can’t explain it

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@communoah the experience of living in a queer punk house is why I’m living alone when I move back to Philly

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@communoah pouring one out for the men and hommes

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@RaxKingIsDead that, my friends, is a freelapse

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@theashleyray no babe your preroll is perfect, the big ones scare me

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garsh I love this tattoo

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3 years

@becchae Please, where can I find more?

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just made a meme lmao #StrangerThings #katebush

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remember when they tried to ban abortion in México so a bunch of women protesting threw molotov cocktails at the authorities and charged their government offices?

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3 years

this list is violence

travis d. wolfwood

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@musicstruggles1

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Never forgetting this one time my co-worker kept trying to tell me about the movie “We Bought A Zoo” but I was so high & couldn’t understand him at all and kept hearing and visualizing “WeeBadaZew”

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honestly it’s a breathtaking portrait and i love the subtle reminder that for all eternity he will be burning in hell, just like how the red has captured him

The Royal Family

@RoyalFamily

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🎨Today, The King unveiled a new portrait by @RealJonathanYeo at Buckingham Palace. The painting - commissioned by The Draper’s Company - is the first official portrait to be completed since His Majesty’s Coronation. It will hang in Draper’s Hall in London.

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@ymmayer this coincided with the stomp clap hey revival of the early 2010s (the lumineers)

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@theashleyray

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@WrittenByHanna wellbutrin, strattera, and iced coffee is the new speedball pass it on

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you can’t convince me this didn’t happen in west philly

stone cold cream austin

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When my roomate made Goya beans for dinner and got cancelled for it which set off the chain of events that led to us finding out one of our roommates was a trust fund girl who lied about being Latina

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@theashleyray i love her adding that they did mushrooms on the full moon in the lunar eclipse as if that made them soulmates 😭

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2 years

@ByYourLogic felix. none of these words are in the bible.

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2 years

OOMFies only please :)

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fuck it like this and I'll vaguetweet you

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Brooklyn is stored in the balls

eye contact through the gap in the bathroom stall

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imagine one day having this train map

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@TheGayChingy chingy, you do not have to tell me twice

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@midsydHQ what about pretending to be vegetarian and making sure to eat tofu or drink soy milk around their parents all the time, but in reality they’re just taking spiro + estradiol

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@communoah I would take the LSAT if these were the logic puzzles

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2 years

the vsco girlies and the clean girl aesthetic venn diagram is a circle

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Remember vsco girls?

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the director said “CUT” but kim cartel heard “CUNT”

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@communoah i really appreciate the men and hommes representstion you bring to the table

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@FinessaFudges the mental gymnastics it takes to think that’s an appropriate thing to do to somebody i just—

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@WrittenByHanna hannah I am not complaining

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@kayteterry I saw this in the replies and screamed lmfao

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@calebsaysthings braver than the troops

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you’re not gonna believe what I just bought. yeah that’s right. a flip top lid for poppers

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uh yeah i use neo pronouns— i identify as the/one

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@simonefiii

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taps the sign

Ur🍄Ellie

@ellienotnora

4 months

something about seeing someone who has actually killed another human being in service to the state using 'unalived' just makes the inhumanity of this kind of self censorship incredibly apparent

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never forgetting this one time on the pier in AC when my old roommate and I were approached by a film crew. The guy with the mic goes, “ADIDAS! You know what that stands for?” with a leer. I made eye contact, leaned into the mic and said “all day I dream about suicide”

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you couldn’t pay me to be part of the doo doo off

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This is the look you wanna stand by? this is the hill you wanna die on?

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You would not believe your knockers If ten thousand party rockers

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@jestom you have to be impossibly british to be good at wordle oi! fancy a little sugar, sweet hobbitses? look beyond that knoll teehee

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@theeashleyray god it’s so hot. my old neighbor was the president of his union and he worked at a steel mill. he didn’t know shit about fuck and had a giant cock. it was incredible

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ngl i kinda want to change my twitter name to Latino Butt Heat