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4 years

Lmao why do white people automatically think they’re in charge when the police aren’t around?

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3 years

Packed my daughter lunch for Daycare 🥰

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Me explaining to my girl that if she shuts up and actually pays attention to the movie Then she can figure out what’s going on instead of asking me so many questions

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My daughter said all the kids were in school talking about whose dad would win in a race. She said that they all agreed to ask their dads to be in the race. I asked why she didn’t ask me to race. She looked at me. She looked at my stomach. Then we drove home in silence

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White people think anybody meeting in groups without telling them is suspicious

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Around 30 killer whales were spotted in Monterey Bay over weekend -- with no clear explanation why so many had gathered.

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3 years

Sneaky links sound like sausages you hide in your pocket

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Got up to grab her some breakfast before she woke up This is what she texts me while I’m in line for her food 😭😂

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1 year

Whoever made these need to be charge of all black people wax figures from now on

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Megan Thee Stallion poses with her new wax figures at Madame Tussauds:

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3 years

Me leaving her house cause I suck toes

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4 years

Baltimore niggas when the police coming down the street And they dirtbike won’t start

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4 years

Black people watching the United States spend trillions on bailouts for the Corona Virus After the JUST said they were to broke to pay reparations for Slavery

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Gunna saying bye to the rest of YSL as he heads to the interrogation room

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3 years

Jeezy homie when he see him in the same room as Gucci tonight

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One of my fourth graders got in trouble with me for cursing Later on she came and apologized. She also gave me a note. This was the note.

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The New Year I found out “Caucasian” was a slur 😂

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4 years

Her: lemme see how that new Fenty I gave you look on you Me:

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4 years

When I forget to grab my mask and they say I can’t come in the store

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2 years

Women when their friend skirt won’t stop riding up while they twerk

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The beautiful thing about being an adult is that you understand that it’s a time and place for everything

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So Quavo & Chris Brown beefing? I know I'm late. But neither one of them couldn't bust a grape when they were sitting together a few months ago. That's hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

Y’all don’t wanna talk about how Steven Anita Smith would eat Chip Skylark tf up if they went hit for hit 😴

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White Woman: Lamar isn’t Quartybacky enough Lamar Jackson:

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3 years

My fall plans: The Delta Variant

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3 years

Visual representation of how America was built

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Me hinting to my grandma to cut me a slice of pie

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4 years

Spider-Man when he checked his phone after taking a nap on 9/11

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4 years

Y’all: yo Jay-Z, I turned down $70,000 to come to ya brunch. Can you teach me how to make $70,000? Jay Z:

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@romeWithADot Oh most definitely getting it shut down lmao

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@Pey__me Actually yes. She thought I went to work without the kiss 😂

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9 months

Me eating the same coochie she been giving me every day

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2 years

My friend had a magician at her sons party Niggas really do love magic

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5 years

Black people: If you’re not black, you can’t say Nigga White People:

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3 years

ManBoy dead, Khadijah dead, Irene dead, Skully Pussy It’s a beautiful morning indeed

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4 years

This how the choices for President be every single election.

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1 year

Ironman- dead Black Widow- dead Captain America- dead Vision- dead Wanda - dead (allegedly) Spider-Man- nobody remembers Hulk - off world? Thor - off world Cpt. marvel- off world Captain America (Sam) - banned Bucky - banned Dr.Strange - didn’t know him like that Hawkeye:

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3 years

How I feel when I finish my drink before the paper straw can get soggy

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@Kennddrraa__ I thought we were good man idk lol

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5 years

Netflix did NOT “make anime popular” It was Toonami

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Sco pa tu manaa🤔

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@CoreyTheeVoice Yeah got the assignment for tomorrow now 😂😂😂

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Trunks when he saw Krillin married Android 18

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@GotMiAAngel I opened it expecting an apology lmao

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@_deeecain Oh go to hell lmao

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4 years

Moesha was a sneaky, Spoiled, and overall ungrateful girl who defied her parents at every turn to meet up with hood niggas Y’all only think she deep cause she wrote in her diary while instrumentals played

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The stage when it saw Rod Wave walking out

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When Captain America first woke up And saw niggas walking around flaunting their civil rights

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Jerry Springer died? Kids who grew up at their granny house hurting bad right now

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4 years

When she ask you to bring crabs over cause she miss you... Now you on her couch while her and her homegirls eating ya crabs on the porch yelling “ayyeee” every time a Dirtbike go by

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Me when Randy Orton finally RKO’s Rhea Ripley #WWERaw

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4 years

Nothing like a birthday in Baltimore

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@arieanavaliant Yall need therapy 😂😂😂

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Glorilla and JT turned twitter into Wild’N Out, No Apologies Nicki and Meg went song for song, No Apologies Saucy Santana told DJ Akademiks he would beat him tf up, NO APOLOGIES Let’s leave Rap Beef to the girls cause they the only ones steppin on shit 😂

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@BigFredComedy Then turn around and fuss at somebody for being rude to me 😂😂😂

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5 years

When you get stuck at the light driving through West Baltimore And make eye contact with one of them

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3 years

Dundalk has officially appropriated squeegee boys They are calling themselves Caucasian Car Custodians

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2 years

Yo Gotti when he hear about Young Dolph

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3 months

More stories about my abusive daughter in my standup. Also check out @2BlkDadsPodcast and the 2 Black Dads Tour in Delaware, Baltimore, and Boston next.

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4 years

The fact that Chadwick got to keep that private and it never leaked says a lot about the people he kept around him Quality friends

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Me watching Bianca, Jade, and Naomi #WrestleMANia entrance.

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5 years

City Boys vs Hot Girls 2019

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4 years

Man y’all better start flexing that privilege like the white people do “Hello I am Denzel Washington Jr, son of Denzel Washington, and I would like one career plz”

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John David Washington says he would hide his father’s identity to get acting jobs on his own: “I used to lie, saying he was a construction worker or in jail.”

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@breannadache Tweeting this out for proof when you weren’t going the whole time

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4 years

If he thought that lil ass package was an Xbox then he really should be learning more

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@smudgeherbrain 😭😭😭

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1 year

This cool af. We need more parents that let their kids be kids 🔥

vids that go hard

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He wanted his hair like Goku and moms came through 🙌 😤

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3 years

Fells Point? I can see it already.

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Baltimore's first cannabis smoking lounge will open in Fells Point this year, per sources.

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Spider-Man when he checked his phone after taking a nap on 9/11

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3 years

Government: GODZILLA IS COMING King Kong:

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2 years

My daughter tried to kill me once

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can y'all do me a favor & quote this w the funniest video you have of yourself?

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4 years

When you laying in the bed watching the news And ya school don’t pop up for a snow day

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2 years

In order to get into my classroom, you gotta tell me something you love about yourself 🤞🏾❤️

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Me distracting the police so the homies can get all the good shit outta Target

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I think @roywoodjr getting his own Pixar film is a major milestone.

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4 years

One of these days we gonna y’all about how women target rich black men to have their kids in hopes of obtaining a lifestyle they couldn’t afford for themselves One day...

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Tyler Perry made this...

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Dwayne Wade son when he caught Boosie lackin

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Goku: KaKaRoT? My name is Goku and I’m from Earth Vegeta:

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@itsmegangraves You mom in the crowd:

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3 years

Chick-fil-A employees no matter what the weather is

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Dan Schneider when he walked on set and everybody still had their shoes on

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1 year

Splitting the pole because…why would you ever?

CLASSY RATCHET 🍯

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Black people what we do take serious?

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Lunchroom bullying really about to enter a renaissance era

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*2 Weeks Later* Desi: This how hood dudes.... Twitter:

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God when he saw black people going through slavery

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Nobody: Optimus Prime:

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Chris Brown singing meanwhile his homie in the background bussin the female Titan down

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@DanarianJBrown Son 😭😭😭

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Him: *brings pregnant girlfriend around* The homies: YOOOO CONGRATS BRO. I ain’t even know you had one on the way Him: oh I don’t. It’s somebody else’s but I jus... The homies:

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I don’t really mind B. Simone sayingshe doesn’t date 9-5 workers Can you imagine having to be up for work at 6am and hearing “BABY BOYYYY” at the top of her lungs at 3:45am

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They down here teaching these people how to crazy leg lol

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3 years

Me after I woke up and saw I didn’t get the Maryland Stimmy from @LarryHogan

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Nick Canon: White people are evil White people: THATS UNTRUE AND RACIST Also white people:

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Shawna and Mia when they got on stage after Rayna Reign lil freestyle #RapShit

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Me after I drop off food for all my BM kids but they don’t sound appreciative enough

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@BrenBren4737 @VelleyVelle_ Humpty Dumpty didn’t die from the fall he died because all the kings horses and all the kings men refused to put that black man back together again

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Never have I seen every Tyler Perry film summed up so perfectly in just 37 seconds

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She didn’t fall off lol she used black outrage to make her content blow and now that she got what she wanted, she’s making content with white celebrities. Yall fall for it every single time man.