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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

Cunk On Earth starts tonight at 10pm on ⁦ @BBCTwo ⁩ and ⁦ @BBCiPlayer ⁩

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

11 months

Netflix has just sent me an email suggesting I might like this.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

1 year

Thanks for all your lovely comments about Cunk On Earth! On ⁦ @netflix ⁩ world wide from yesterday

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

4 years

If you’re married to Michael Gove, I imagine death would be a blessed relief.

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@WestminsterWAG

4 years

We all have to die sooner or later. If I get Covid and cop it, so be it. My time has come. I'll have had a good life, better than most in this world at any rate. I certainly don't expect the entire nation to bankrupt itself to save my sorry ass.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

1 year

I’ve got news for you! I’m hosting Have I Got News For You!

British Comedy Guide

@BritishComedy

1 year

Diane Morgan guest hosts Have I Got News For You for the first time on BBC1 at 9pm:

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

1 year

So sad to hear the news about Paul O’ Grady. He was razor-sharp funny and kind to the core ❤️

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

3 years

So sad to hear about Sean Lock. He was one of the funniest people I’ve ever met. 15 Stories High was was absolute genius. I’ll miss him so much.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

4 years

I did this thing called Mandy. It starts tonight. It’s pretty weird but the eps are only 15 minutes so it’s very low commitment. 9:30pm ⁦ @BBCTwo ⁩

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

CUNK IS BACK! (As if you hadn’t already had enough of me) later this year on ⁦ @BBCTwo ⁩ and ⁦ @netflix ⁩

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

4 years

I’m going to go down there now and drag this fucker out by his hair.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

4 years

I know I should be talking about Afterlife 2 and stuff but just look at the size of my mushrooms!!

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

11 months

Outside number 10 this morning with @number10cat . Handed in 120,000+ signatures calling for @DefraGovUK @RishiSunak to stop illegal animal abuse in factory farms and slaughterhouses. It's not too late to sign - Hold animal abusers accountable now 👇

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

3 years

New series of Motherland starts tonight 9pm ⁦ @BBCTwo ⁩ and ⁦ @BBCiPlayer ⁩

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

6 years

Me and Simon Schama are the only people The National Trust allows to slide down banisters in stately homes.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

“So far, it’s a masterpiece” Even her own dress is trying to make her stop talking.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

4 years

This might be the best thing I’ve ever seen.

NowThis Impact

@nowthisimpact

4 years

Ruh-roh! This puppy stole his owner’s dentures and now he’s an internet star 🐶 🦷

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

5 years

Just saw this through the train window and I had to show it to you.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

Favourite photo from the NTA’s last night. Thanks to all those who voted for Afterlife 💕

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

6 years

Here’s a picture of me having a breakdown on the last day of filming Cunk on Britain. Tonight @BBCTwo 10pm

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

4 years

Fairwell Neil Innes. One of the nicest people I’ve ever met and a towering talent.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

Happy birthday ⁦to my hero John Cooper Clarke!! @official_jcc ⁩

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

5 years

I just adopted this lovely little poodle Bobby from @The_Blue_Cross ! So excited. Always get a rescue if you’re thinking of getting a dog.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

Caught up with Barry Shitpeas this evening for one of our intellectual discussions.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

6 years

Cunk on Britain starts tonight at 10pm on @BBC2 . Meanwhile, here’s my audition for Downton Abbey.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

1 year

CUNK ON NETFLIX 31st Jan

Charlie Brooker

@charltonbrooker

1 year

Finally, viewers outside the UK can enjoy / endure CUNK ON EARTH when it arrives on Netflix on 31st Jan

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

6 years

Cunk on Britain starts 3rd April on @BBCTwo

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

New Cunk series: Cunk On Earth starts 20th September at 10pm on ⁦ @BBCTwo ⁩ and iPlayer.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

1 year

Cunk On Shakespeare is being repeated on ⁦ @BBCTwo ⁩ tomorrow night at 9:30

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

11 months

Hello. Cunk on Earth is now available on ⁦⁦ @NetflixUK ⁩ aswell as ⁦ @BBCiPlayer ⁩

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

1 year

I did the ⁦ @LateNightSeth ⁩ show tonight. Like it’s the most natural thing in the world! 📸 Lloyd Bishop

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

1 year

@shitscaredmum Hi. Of course. I’ll do it tomorrow. I’ll follow you so you can DM me some details about Laura so I can make it personal. ❤️xx

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

4 years

So sad to hear about Bobby Ball. He was such a treat to work with. Never stopped making us all laugh. We’ll miss you Bobby!

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

6 years

Here’s a toilet they made me use whilst filming Cunk on Britain (which is on tonight at 10pm @BBCTwo )

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

Second series of Mandy starts tonight on ⁦ @BBCTwo ⁩ at 10pm (2 eps back to back)

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

A fitting tribute to an incredible actor #DadsArmy

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

11 months

@HartWexford I feel like I’ve seen it

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

Third time I’ve watched this. I love it.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

5 years

They’re repeating Cunk On Britain from next Tues 10pm. I’ve never been so cold.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

4 years

Charlie Brooker to return to BBC with lockdown special Antiviral Wipe

Charlie Brooker to return to BBC with lockdown special Antiviral Wipe

This will be first of his award-winning Wipe series since 2016, and will also feature regulars Philomena Cunk and Barry Shitpeas

www.theguardian.com

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

1 year

Hello. I’m on @LateNightSeth tonight. I’m not sure what time. Past my bedtime definitely.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

GET YOUR BROWN RUBBER SUIT ON AND DO SOME WORK YOU LAZY BASTARDS!!!

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

Cunk on Earth starts tonight 10pm on ⁦ @BBCTwo ⁩

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

5 years

I think me and my new dog have special powers.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

Apologies for dominating ⁦ @BBCTwo ⁩ this evening. We wish You Mandy Christmas at 10pm,(featuring my hero ⁦ @official_jcc ⁩) Then they’re repeating the Motherland Xmas special at 10:20

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

4 years

This woman is tremendous.

Daniel Mays 🇺🇦💙

@DanielMays9

4 years

Now.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

6 years

Queen Victoria wasn’t amused, but you might be! Cunk On Britain @BBCTwo tonight at 10pm.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

4 years

Love this!

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

Last two eps of Mandy tonight. Guest stars include ⁦ @ProfBrianCox ⁩ ⁦ @nickmohammed ⁩, Alexi Sayle and SIR TOM COURTENAY. 10pm ⁦ @BBCTwo ⁩

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

1 year

@shitscaredmum I’m so sorry. I feel like I got to know her a little bit through your posts. She was an amazing person. I could see that. And she couldn’t have had more loving parents. Sending you tonnes of love and support xxx

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

6 years

Here’s a bit of TV glamour you don’t normally see. Midgies. Thousands of them. feasting on my head in the Scottish highlands. Cunk on Britain tonight at 10pm on @BBCTwo

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

5 years

Motherland is on tonight 10pm @BBCTwo

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

As a mark of respect they’ve given her one big eye.

Andrew O’Neill ☉

@destructo9000

2 years

So beautiful. It's what she would of wanted.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

5 years

Filming on Afterlife series 2 has started. Bobby looks overjoyed to meet @rickygervais

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

1 month

What’s going on here? Find out by watching series 3 of Mandy on @BBCiPlayer now

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

3 years

I’ve watched this about 500 times now and it still makes me laugh.

alistair green

@mralistairgreen

3 years

Taking off a mask with glasses

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

5 years

Oi. Motherland. Tonight. 10pm @BBCTwo

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

4 years

Mandy will be repeated on ⁦ @BBCTwo ⁩ every Tues for the next six weeks at 10:30pm. It’s very short and has a host of amazing guest stars.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

4 years

My BBC Comedy short MANDY will be repeated tonight on BBC2 at 10:30pm ahead of new series starting 13th August.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

3 years

Yes!!! About time.

BBC Press Office

@bbcpress

3 years

Comedian Sean Lock’s sitcom 15 Storeys High will be available to watch on @BBCiPlayer from later today. Originally broadcast between 2002-2004, the show was created and written by Lock, who stars as pessimist Vince, with Benedict Wong playing his flatmate Errol.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

5 years

Here I am. Drenched in rain at the base of the balls of Cerne Abbas. For your entertainment. Happy now?? 10pm tonight @BBCTwo

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

6 years

Jesus Christ.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

1 year

Why is Evri delivery SO SHIT?

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

4 years

I wrote a column about how awful jogging is.

Diane Morgan: Jog on, New Year's runners - I'm out

Surely it can't do my internal organs any good to be slopping about like that?

inews.co.uk

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

3 years

I’ve been asking for so long. He would’ve loved that. A whole new generation could enjoy it.

Mathew Horne

@mfhorne

3 years

Let’s get 15 Storeys High on the iPlayer too @BBCiPlayer @bbcpress

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

6 years

This Packham bloke is on Cunk on Britain tonight. It’s a shame you won’t get to see his shoes. He wears really nice shoes.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

1 year

Is this your foot? If so, I think you have my parcel. #Evri

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

3 years

View from my quarantine window in Australia for the next two weeks.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

3 years

I wish this was my name.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

10 months

Contrary to popular belief, this isn’t actually a Victoria Wood sketch.

Why Don't YouTube?

@whydontyoutube

10 months

The South Bank Show today in 1996 followed RADA hopeful Maxine Peake to an elocution lesson, and she took with her drama school friend Diane Morgan.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

4 years

If I can find some.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

5 years

Cunk On Britain repeats 10pm on Monday!!....Not Tuesday!!!! (Here’s a picture of me climbing over a stile in a plastic rain hood as an apology)

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

6 years

I just never get bored of this.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

3 years

Happy birthday Tom Baker!

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

4 years

Here’s a lovely behind the scenes photo from Motherland. Thanks for all your lovely comments x

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

1 year

The Fatberg episode of Mandy is repeated tonight on ⁦ @BBCTwo ⁩ at 9:45 and features legends Sir Tom Courtenay and Alexi Sayle

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

1 year

Happy PanCunk Day! I love !!

Saipancakes

@saipancakes

1 year

Happy Pancake Day, @missdianemorgan

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

10 months

I think this is my favourite illustration from any book, ever.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

6 years

I'm contractually obliged to tweet this but I wouldn't advertise something I'm not 100% behind.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

6 years

Whenever I see a picture of Ant McPartlin’s face it always looks like it would still work upside down like the man on the left.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

4 years

This is just wonderful.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

6 years

Thanks to everyone at @HM_Passport office in Victoria for being so lovely and helpful. (Including Adam pictured here!) x

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

At least I’ve still got this to fall back on if it all goes tits up!

Ice Angels

@iceangels_

2 years

@missdianemorgan Just found this historical document!

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

5 years

Second series of Motherland starts tonight 10pm @BBCTwo

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

Afterlife out 14th Jan.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

6 years

Fundraising idea for @sportrelief . Please can I box @Jacob_Rees_Mogg and knock his teeth out for homelessness?

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

The UK still imports approximately 200 tonnes of foie gras every single year! The British public wants to see this cruel product banned as soon as possible. When will @DefraGovUK turn its promises into action? #BanForceFeeding

Ban Foie Gras | Animal Equality UK

Sign the petition today!

animalequality.org.uk

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

Where are the fat old man robots?

Tansu Yegen

@TansuYegen

2 years

Soon we will have a hard time recognizing who is a robot and who is a human….

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

5 years

I wrote this if you’re bored and fancy a read.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

1 year

This is superb.

Scott Bryan

@scottygb

1 year

In case you missed it, Newsnight was absolutely chaotic last night

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

Death to 2021 is on ⁦ @netflix ⁩ now incase you’re looking for something topical with me in it!

Death to 2021 | Official Clip | Netflix

A year unlike any other in history, (excluding the last one)…so to celebrate Netflix brings you Death to 2021, a comedy event that tells the story of another...

www.youtube.com

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

6 years

Incase the theme tune isn’t enough!

hmv Leeds

@hmvLeeds

6 years

For anyone who has been watching #CunkOnBritain we have the complete series of #BrushStrokes in store now for just £19:99.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

5 years

Cunk On Britain repeats tonight 10pm on @BBCTwo with @ChrisGPackham

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

7 years

Model booker: Have you got anyone who looks like Charles Manson? Model Agency: Yup, I'll send him over.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

6 years

And the winner for ‘Worst view from a hotel window Award’ goes to....Quest in Newcastle Australia.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

6 years

@nationaltrust Shit.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

@rickygervais I love this story. Although you forgot to mention that the curtains were GOLD and you also made a little cape to go with them.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

4 years

Secrets of the stars: Maxwell Martin has to charge herself up through a small jack in her hip before every scene. (Last ep of Motherland tonight btw!)

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

5 years

My 15 minute short, Mandy, is on @BBCTwo tonight at 10pm featuring @caroldecker @rickedwards1 @mralistairgreen @gbemi_ikumelo @marksilcox Hope you enjoy!

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

Had a drink with some mates tonight. Thanks ⁦ @brianklaas ⁩ for organising. The finest minds of their generation…and me.

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Diane Morgan

@missdianemorgan

2 years

NEWSFLASH!! Adam Curtis's new documentary will be on @BBCiPlayer from 13th October. I've seen it. It's brilliant. Much funnier than the title suggests! Here's a short trailer.

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