Carol Decker 🐦💙 @caroldecker Twitter profile

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1 year

Inarticulate stupid ignorant little twat ⁦

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1 year

This is for you @sebcoe Team GB runners join revolt over plans for events with transwomen via @MailOnline

Team GB runners join revolt over plans for events with transwomen

Team GB stars Beth Dobbin and Emily Diamond and Ellie Baker have now all said woman should not be expected to compete against transwomen due to biological advantages.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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Copycunt

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4 years

No public gatherings of more than 100 people so you are safe to come to any of my gigs #coronavirusuk 😂😂

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3 years

Stop threatening us over #christmas @sajidjavid it’s despicable

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1 year

Can someone ask @RishiSunak why it’s ok for the UK to spend millions importing and shipping shale gas from the USA but not OK for us to mine our own this is totally #illogical #notGreen #carbonfootprint @Iromg @TalkTV #pmqs

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3 years

Sorry if my tweets are #Covid heavy today I am just furious that the govt are clearly going to delay #FreedomDay I feel angry, powerless, frustrated , impotent in my own life I am sick of their dishonest equivocation #EnoughIsEnough

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My heart is sinking like a stone at the rumour that London goes back into T3 next week it’s beyond depressing what in god’s name do they think they are doing to us!! How are people supposed to live it is utter insanity @BorisJohnson @MattHancock @RishiSunak

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2 years

Just had my latest utilities bill It has gone uo by £247 per month! to £760 per month! And we already do everything we can in our house to minimise energy use/waste How are people expected to cope with this? @BorisJohnson @RishiSunak @BulbUK

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4 years

⁦ @LozzaFox ⁩

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5 months

The whole point of ⁦ @QualityStreetUK ⁩ was that they were sparkly Christmas jewels in a great tin your new eco warrior drap MUCH smaller sweets are shit

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2 years

Graham Linehan is insightful ,thoughtful and pro kids wellbeing .He has courageously helped to prevent many kids who would have been encouraged at far too young an age to take puberty blockers

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2 years

Worth watching Graham Linehan speaking to @danwootton on the Tavistock

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1 year

Jesus that was painful why did you give that demented idiot airtime ? @PiersUncensored

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1 year

Inarticulate stupid ignorant little twat ⁦

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3 years

Good news!! Crisps are no longer fattening on account of there being hardly any in the bag!!

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3 years

Astonished at the amount of people still wearing masks today even in the street!!!!especially in this heat @Iromg

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4 years

My heart is sinking at the suggestion future lockdowns and curfews .The increasing messing with our personal liberty is really upsetting me & many other friends and neighbours. At the beginning I understood but with ever falling illness I no longer do @danwootton @talkRADIO

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1 year

Whey are #police arresting this builder ? Arrest #juststopoil who are breaking the law when they block the public highway Furious builder tackled and handcuffed by police after he tries to shove Just Stop Oil protestors off the road @LBC

Furious builder tackled and handcuffed by police after he tries to shove Just Stop Oil protestors...

A furious builder who tried to move Just Stop Oil protestors blocking cars out of the road on Blackfriars Bridge has been tackled and handcuffed by police.

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3 months

Oh no!!! I loved being on his show Steve Wright In The Afternoon and Misheard Lyrics was hysterical , he was a natural wit .So sorry to hear this

Steve Wright: BBC Radio 2 presenter dies aged 69

The DJ hosted programmes on the BBC for more than four decades, including his popular afternoon show.

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5 years

My darling Reggie , trying so hard but it’s not looking good 💔💔

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4 years

Olive and Mabel - behind the scenes. via @YouTube Super proud of my name check.A true career-high.Thank you. This really going to help with my bookings 😍 @MrAndrewCotter

Olive and Mabel - behind the scenes.

www.oliveandmabelbook.com

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1 year

My absolute heroine .She was remarkable . Simply The Best 💔🎤💋

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1 year

Tina Turner has passed away at the age of 83.

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5 years

Dear cafe owners ,put the avacado down , shave off yer beard , put some socks on and make me some fucking bacon and eggs!!!!! #breakfastofchampions

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4 years

I hope you all choke to fucking death in your pasta #panicbuying

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8 months

Day 2 Recovering well from my colon surgery just knackered from the GA it was a long op 3hrs 40 mins huge shout out to the wonderful colorectal team at The Churchill hospital Oxford headed up by Prof Chris Cunningham I have had the best care thank you ⁦ @NHS ⁩

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Well said @ToniaBuxton on @GBNEWS I’m also still fundamentally angry at all the people who called us names for objecting to #lockdown #masks #VaccineMandates and I too was screamed at in the street to keep my distance. My heart still pounds in fury at the memory @danwootton

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Typical fucking bloke washes 2 dishes and puts 3 things in the washing machine #men 🙄

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11 months

No man is a 'mum" this is beyond insulting. Also, what pathetic attempt to wash dishes was that! And three items of clothing in the washing machine is a massive waste of water! He's doing woman parody all wrong on so many levels! A skirt, earings and a sexual fetish does not a…

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4 years

This is how I wrote China In Your Hand

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3 years

There is nothing that any government in the UK can say to justify what they have done to the hospitality sector it’s absolutely disgraceful and I hope some sort of class action can be brought against them for the lives that they have devastated @Iromg @TVKev @talkRADIO

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2 years

Cheers everybody , enjoying my 65th on this auspicious day #RipTheQueen welcome #KingCharles ❤️👑🎤🍾🎂

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Our lovely boy Reggie died last night.He was such a big character , we will miss him so much .Thank you to @RoyalVetCollege who tried so hard to save him

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Dear @Twitter stop asking me if I’m sure I want to tell someone to fuck off !

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2 years

For the love of god!!! ⁦ @SkyCinema ⁩ You flag up this movie??? ⁦we can fucking well contextualise

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1 year

Why does everybody have to walk everywhere with a coffee in their hand now

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1 year

Ok if anyone cares ,here are my thoughts on S5 #TheCrownNetflix I don’t buy Imelda Staunton as #TheQueen frumpy no steel I want Judy Dench or Helen Mirren this series #elizabethdebicki is too tall and her #dianaface is a bit #zoolander There I said it

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4 years

I think #MeghanMarkle thought she’d been made the new CEO of #TheMonarchy & couldn’t believe they didn’t want her new marketing plan @Iromg @talkRADIO

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5 years

Thanks for all your kind condolences and memories of your beloved pets We did our usual walk in Reggie’s honour today and could imagine him everywhere .We are having a pity party in the pub just now and will embrace the world afresh tomorrow thankful to have known him .

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4 years

Spanish omelette I made it myself!!!! #coronacooking

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4 years

Just a heads up, if you get an email from the Department for Health saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains Covid-19 ignore it. It’s spam.

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Just epic!! Way to go @rickastley Great to see some of my talented buddies in the band too

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4 years

@talkRADIO @mrmarkdolan Masks are utterly depressing & It breaks my heart to see our school kids in them.I am now worried that @BorisJohnson will not step back from this. I feel sorry for nervous people but we cannot live like this

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6 years

Me in 1987 and my daughter in 2018

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4 years

I declare the #Brits2020 shite

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4 years

Watching ⁦ @rickygervais ⁩ addressing The Oxford Union. Such a clever thoughtful man I hope he dies in his sleep 💋💋

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4 years

Sorry ⁦ @thebodycoach ⁩ I’m doing this workout today

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3 years

Today have shows moving back for a 4th time ,many to 2022 That's 2 years of not earning any money and no govt support as I'm self-employed They're killing my industry, cutting off my ability to earn living ,all this based on 11 people dying of #covid in the last 48 hours @Iromg

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@Iromg This is an extract from an email my son's college last week Students tested in College - 3285 - all negative Students testing at home - 305 - all negative Staff testing at home - 448 - all negative. So where is the virus?

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2 years

All viruses mutated mutate , it's what they do !! let us live our lives normally without this constant fear mongering & always living solely through the prism of #covid @sajidjavid

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Yelled at teenage son yesterday for never helping with the house work .Last night ,when I got home, he proudly showed me he'd put the dishwasher on ....with about 5 things in it....💕

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When ya shoulda gone home after the interview 😂😂 ⁦ @JohnnyVegasReal ⁩ ⁦ @CraigCharlesTV ⁩

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5 years

Got everyone coming round for a Seance later to try and get in touch with my career 😂😂

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Run for your lives it’s Pupzilla!!!!!

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4 years

Next door neighbour has just been rushed into hospital struggling to breathe, they put him on one of those new Dyson ventilators and now he’s picking up nicely! 😂

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@talkRADIO @mrmarkdolan I utterly refuse to follow anymore restrictions they can fuck off we’ve had enough !! @KwasiKwarteng @BorisJohnson @MattHancock

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4 years

All this #panic is really putting a dent in my resolve to cut back on the drink I feel like getting shit faced!! #CoronavirusOutbreak

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3 years

Twat Hancock fuck you from the music business and the hospitality industry both the source of my household income and fuck you on behalf of my kids #notiers #nolockdown #letuslive @MattHancock

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@POLITlCSUK There were times when I felt murderous toward @MattHancock over lockdown for all that he put us though but this guy is a vile bullying yob, you can tell by the way he tells that woman to 'shut her mouth'

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3 years

🎅🎅Have a great day folks xxx

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4 years

My friend is a GP she said she has not seen a case of Covid in months at her surgery but is treating patients for chronic depression and anxiety over not being able to earn a living worrying about the finances not being able to see the family this is insane @Iromg @talkRADIO

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Happy 13th wedding anniversary to us! ❤️🍾💕

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3 years

#DontLookYourAgeChallenge 63 getting a bit 'baggy' but still feeling ok!!!

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2 years

fuck off @BorisJohnson we are done!

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Me and this guy 26 years ❤️❤️❤️ #valentines

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17 years ago June 17th we tied the knot and still in love ♥️♥️

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Fantastic day at The Battle Of The Commentator’s Charity Lunch with two legends ⁦ @SimonJCLeBON ⁩ ⁦ @TheTonyHadley ⁩ #pinchmemoment ❤️

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Am I a really bad person for thinking this needs Gin?

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#ThrowbackThursday

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5 years

Just in case you all think I lead glamorous life , I just rodded my drains!

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4 years

sooooooo......... I have given up wine for lent 😬 as I now rinse though a bottle every night . It just sort of crept up on me and my waistline😳 I can have a G n T if I crack at weekends .Wish me luck as I really need to do this!!!

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Mandating masks in schools is INHUMANE!!!! It is child abuse & if they actually worked why is the infection rate of #Omicron , basically a head cold ,so high? #illogical #cruel #pointless @nadhimzahawi @educationgovuk @JuliaHB1 @Iromg @talkRADIO

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#CarolineFlackRIP This is just terrible. I see a sadness in her eyes in this picture. Poor girl and her poor poor family coming to terms with this

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3 years

My festivals are toppling by the day for a second year Fuck you @BorisJohnson to hell and back

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5 years

Some of you may know that i had a serious gastric bug all week & was in bed for 4 days ........i have to share this with you........today I did a solid 🙌🥳!!

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It’s official all shops out of loo roll in #henleyonthames Hope all the greedy bastards that took it get ..... .. raving diahorea #wankers

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My husband spent days last year training to be a vaccinator and was never called on to do it .We know several people who had the same experience .This is a mystery as the Govt were screaming out for volunteers Gp's don't need to to do this @Iromg @BareReality @talkRADIO

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34 years ago to day we went to Number One with China in Your Hand .Also had simultaneous number one album With Bridge of Spies keeping 2 Beatles in the no2 slots

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I am SO very sorry to learn of the passing of @BeingBoycie He was such a sweet man .Bloody cancer!!! Sleep will John 💔

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Soooo proud .⁦ @dinodude1100 ⁩ got an ‘Ology!! Passed her BA animation production .She’s the only person in our house with a degree and a tattoo!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Dear @talkRADIO please don't give the fear mongering @SusanMichie air time on your news bulletin She irresponsibly causes anxiety in the general public let's have more of the evidence based science from the marvellous @carlheneghan

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Oh please can they just fuck off

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Wolf whistling could be illegal and could carry a sentence of 2 years in prison. The world has gone bonkers, the Conservatives have gone bonkers. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Uh-oh tested out of curiosity feels like flu aching bones headache sore throat Tequila is helping and valentines movies

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Cleaning out a drawer and found my old anal intruder! 😀

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5 years

Sorry I cocked up and deleted the pic doh!!!! I shall try again !! me and the fabulous Ms @kimwilde #werock

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Ok I can’t keep it in anymore the wine is making it burst out the @BRITs are SHITE !!!!!!!

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What numptee @BBCR1 has deemed this song offensive It is a love song about 2 people who lost their way and remember on Christmas day that they still love each other #wokecrap #censorship The Pogues - Fairytale Of New York (Official Video) via @YouTube

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I cannot believe I have to write this It is with great sadness that we announce the sudden passing of @DeanoTheBeano72 Our fan ,friend and master of our FB . We'll miss SO much & send our deepest condolences to your family & friends #SleepWell my friend and thank you 💔💔🙏

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Can somebody explain to me why Philip Schofield has had to step down because he had an on off affair with a young man of legal consent I don’t fully understand @petercardwell @TalkTV

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Utterly crass question from @BethRigby at the briefing today. She said What number of deaths would be an acceptable trade-off for the GOVT as you ease lock down..... 50 a day? @Iromg

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Dear @Tesco put a proper fucking lid back on your fucking coleslaw or come round and clean my fucking fridge when it leaks everywhere and don’t use ‘saving the planet’ shit as a fucking excuse for being so cheap

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@richardosman There was a young vegan from Ealing Who had an incredible feeling She ate all her beans The wind came in streams And she farted on @piersmorgan

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How come the poor Windrush people were hounded and deported by @thehomeoffice but these vile terrorists can t be? @danwootton @talkRADIO It makes no sense on any level

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Our teenage son has been self isolating for about 4 years?? #COVID ー19

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I am done with woke #labour and deaf #tories I will literally vote for ANYONE who promises #nomorelockdowns @mrmarkdolan @talkRADIO

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It’s impossible to get drunk in Christmas Day and I’ve really been fucking trying

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Just saved myself a fortune! I gaffa taped my iPad to my exercise bike and my husband is shouting ‘you got this peloton’ from the other room

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I tweet about a gig or a new song and get a handful of people respond I crack a gag about my anal intruder and you fuckers RT and like hundred of times

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