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Marioist-Luigiist

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If there's anyone I hate more than my enemies, it's people I disagree with slightly

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Marioist-Luigiist

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@latkedelrey Guy who likes leftovers: mmmm I can't wait to eat the same thing as yesterday but a little bit decomposed

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@Humming_birder @FoxNews What does it say about you that you think the idea of a government preventing child malnourishment must be satirical

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@cookcoupdetat @charlottor This is a situation where the tenant is correct, the law is irrelevant, and anybody who disagrees is a loser

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@CantEverDie I think maybe the most frustrating thing about the Biden admin is that I always hear "he's done a lot of great things, you just don't hear about them". Why don't I hear about them. Why isn't he telling us

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@lunch_enjoyer I learned to ignore "seasoning" advice from people on the internet, because it turns out when they say "seasoning" they're referring to some branded spice mixture their mom uses which is 98% salt and msg

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@MilkeMark @richardsilliker Helping to spread my ideology of barebones government spending by *checks notes* forcing the government to spend more money

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@Trey_Explainer Not an expert on cat behavior but idk how else to interpret this

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@SamuelCatsy @50TurnParty User surveys revealed to us that most of the time, when you put something in front of the saw blade, you want to cut that thing.

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@Starryzlol @vanillaopinions People who don't believe in evolution don't understand how it works. They think scientists are claiming that monkeys underwent a pokemonesque metamorphosis and became the flintstones all of a sudden. You can't win this fight with reason (many have tried)

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@GoodAMLiberty @TheOnion I think the issue is that when you were younger, you didn't have beliefs that inspired The Onion to make fun of you

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@ettingermentum Occam's razor tells us that rather than 20 years of aging + a facelift, this change in appearance is actually caused by aliens

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@Hezbolsonaro He scored really well on the "driving hundreds of miles to purposefully kill people" portion on the test

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@Mero_nk @Its_Mr_Floyd I think a lot of South Park's early charm was a result of legitimate half-assery that Trey "fixed" as soon as he had the budget

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@Engineeredengi1 @ACABylonBee Teslas are built with smartphone materials and design philosophy. The reason most other vehicle manufacturers don't do this is that the service life of a vehicle is supposed to be like 5-10 times longer than a smartphone

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@clubmoss_ This is the type of area that kicks ass in a dream and then becomes ridiculous when you wake up

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@mansurshaheen @OsitaNwanevu This, like many other problems, is solved by requiring parents to parent

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@EuphoriTori It's a bit hard to pinpoint exactly when the republican party went from "we want small government" to "we want the government to DNA test every baby in order to assign them a preconceived, legally-required personal identity"

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@LinkofSunshine Legitimately when did islamic fundamentalism become a feature of American leftism Of course you are being oppressed if you listen to a 2000 year old power structure that says you have to cover parts of your body up

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@am_headache @SaeedDiCaprio TFW Israel looks in the mirror and realizes it has become its abusive father

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@MarioBrothBlog Aw man, I wanted a dark amber shell, but all I got was a lousy light copper shell

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@bidetmarxman They're ninth graders. Their frustration is "I'm a ninth grader"

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@FuckCarsReddit Imagine how much instantly nicer this would be if there were just some giant oak trees lining the sidewalk

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@thegreyrock @esjesjesj New hypothetical for right wing internet guys: how would you feel if your father ever hugged you

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@LilySimpson1312 The question "should this group be allowed to vote?" should always be answered with another question: "do they live here?"

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@EuphoriTori The world would be a better place if people who do bad things were beaten up more frequently

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@SparrowEnjoyer Reddit would be such an amazing website if it weren't for all the redditors

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@deesaleca @Imani_Barbarin The vast majority of parents don't deserve to be parents, and the vast majority of people who deserve to be parents aren't parents

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@Thanatos144 @VeemoBon Yes, you should stop doing that

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@francisxwolf The common link I've noticed between every single pro-cop person is that they've never actually called the cops

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@aer_anu @esjesjesj Are these undocumented third world voters in the country with us right now

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@Thanatos144 @VeemoBon You watched a completely nonsexual video about child development and your first thought was "Hmmm, but what about sex? With kids?"

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@NMalone8 @mimmymum @drmartens Conservatives when a company makes a product that will shorten their life by 20 years: "good, that's their right" Conservatives when a company makes a product for trans people: "the government should ban this product"

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@myrrlyn Is he technically considered a 50s bully or an 80s bully

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@dgtia958 @ameliaelizalde TFW a mouse corpse phases through a coffee filter

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@ExileGrimm This person could go take a hot shower for 3 hours while eating ice cream right now if they wanted to. Suffering is subjective but god damn

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@GarbageApe Can we please just have an age limit of 65 on every political office, like we have for every other important position in society

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@NismoHuncho @Bodhishevik Isn't it cool how everything you agree with is reality and everything you think is stupid is propaganda

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@CJHandmer @Goolic TFW innovation and smoothness

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@KingBob_______ @AssBoss80085 I'm not even allowed to idolize Adolf Hitler and suggest putting his ideas into practice anymore without people calling me a nazi

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@CaramelKaiteki @proto_dot How many seconds of research will it take to get you to buy a Pixel

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@KhajiitsWares @TheWapplehouse I have never in my life made more coffee than I wanted to drink

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@thechosenberg The thing about having children is you instantly resign your ability to say having children was a bad idea, lest you leave your child evidence that you regret their existence. So I can literally never trust a parent's opinion on parenthood unless it's given 100% anonymously

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@Kikato280 @SuperSquidoodle @aykrivwazzup The one that's better than iOS? Yeah

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@ExileGrimm Isn't it cool how a wacky nonsensical statement such as "taxation is theft" can be extrapolated into even more absurd extremes? They wholeheartedly believe having a government job is the same thing as being enslaved. I guess the main difference is that you can, like, quit

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@basedautismgang @POSTBIOLOGICAL I have a deep-seated hatred for anybody who has this much generational wealth

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@sam_fukin_Nella @crakkkers Don't you love how Marxism's greatest critics are the people who have never even tried to learn a single thing about how it works

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@THELIFE0FTRIBE @twinkophrenia Nobody has invented a word that means the same thing. Am I supposed to call someone a "buffoon" and expect it to cut as hard

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@bendreyfuss These kids think "the revolution" is going to be like Coachella, and not like, a massive loss of life for anyone who doesn't occupy a farm by a river

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@punished_cait Sounds like the same issue as Taco Bell where somebody whose gut is a warzone eats something unfamiliar and blames their diarrhea on a product that countless people consume every day

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@Il0V3K177135 @LinkofSunshine God damn I miss nuance. I feel bad for a muslim woman in a hijab the same way I feel bad for a mormon woman in a sleeved dress

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@ExileGrimm My favorite one is "Shampoo" and "Shampooing"

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@lmartods £100 a month and he can't run a clean bead of caulk

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@trpratt01 @Starryzlol @vanillaopinions If you have a PhD in biology and you reject evolution, your actual job is Performance Artist. Kinda like gay people who vote Republican

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@Il0V3K177135 @LinkofSunshine Like yeah sure, you "chose to wear it", the caveat being that if you chose not to wear it your family would disown you

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@smokeismedicine There's actually a pretty simple reason why conservative comedy never works. Comedy is the subversion of expectations and conservatism is the worship of expectations

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@punished_stu Have people not realized that debt literally just goes away if you ignore it for long enough

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@digimarioxd @ThePirhana11 @THELIFE0FTRIBE In the end they decide to let people use whichever bathroom makes them feel comfortable, and they have a special third bathroom for transphobes to keep them away from "the normal people who don't care"

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@WhiteRaceSavior My friends and I used to kiss each other on the cheeks because we thought it was funny. I'm like 79% straight

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@JUNlPER I've seen this gif a hundred times and nobody has explained to me what these people are doing or why it can't be done by a robot

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@lilydont Cast iron discourse is the best. I like how people are willing to abandon germ theory in the name of family tradition. We should also put asbestos in buildings again, because old methods are correct 100% of the time

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@ACABylonBee It's a pretty grim sign when the only way your publication can be funny is by poking fun at your own unfunniness

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@Dinky_Winks @CantEverDie Yeah it just seems kinda like the administration we needed in 2000, not now?

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@bloodberry_tart When you ask people why they need a huge truck, they usually say "it's safer", which is essentially the same logic that led to the cold war

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@disco___cat I desperately want to explain to these people that being able to live alone with a disability such as "not having legs" was historically impossible, and if people with such disabilities wanted to survive, they needed to actually have friends

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@ChefApeMan @LuissFerman @TheJakeneutron Roiland wasn't fired because of one set of allegations; he was fired because the one set of allegations brought to light years of unbearable behavior that nobody else on the show's staff had enough leverage to deal with before.

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@MarioBrothBlog It would've been funny if they leaned into the original bug by giving Bobbery a unique "super interested" animation

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@GHETTOGR1NCH @feraljokes In the political world I advocate for, people who consider themselves too socially anxious to buy groceries would be sent to a summer camp to learn other human beings are not scary

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@TRICROTIC12 @ggooooddddoogg No because if someone is dancing in their seat trying to make a TikTok, my goal is no longer to enjoy pancakes, but to ruin their stupid video

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@ExileGrimm I made a meme explaining this phenomenon 2 years ago

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@ptmd07058239 @LinkofSunshine They should put water in Diet Coke so we can get all its amazing health benefits (such as hydration, and nothing else)

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@Sakerift @cisgenderhaver @electralyzer See you said "you need more life experience" but what you meant was "your life experience needs to be more like mine"

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@WhackNicholson People hate this guy because he actually accomplishes a light form of praxis instead of fantasizing about a communist revolution happening yesterday

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@slyfield_john @Esqueer_ It's pretty much the opposite. If a person has a blue checkmark I assume they're deeply stupid

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@OwlDisky @catherinesclaws @RedWatchLG Making something inaccessible is gatekeeping in an objective sense

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@sorkincel My problem with the whole "it will be the end of democracy" thing: this gets said every time and there's never some cataclysmic End Of Democracy. It gets whittled away. If he correctly believes the US is at risk of becoming a fascist empire, he should say that

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@ChazakielDoremi Restarting your life from 10 would be depressing because you'd be some 10-year-old genius and all the familiar people you'd expect to form relationships with would just think you're a weirdo

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@ExileGrimm The somber tone is called respect for the dead, something famous youtube people don't tend to have

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@cloudierComet38 You're right. Every game should just come with a giant button on the title screen that says "WIN"

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@crankygameplays @RightWingCope @SocDoneLeft The facts: - Sexuality and gender are spectrums - All people are born ordained with unalienable human rights The common sense: - Gender identity is incapable of hurting anyone - Explicitly raising a child to be unaware of the sociological zeitgeist is child abuse

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@Troll_Tactics @Shykin91 Discord is fundamentally a chatroom, it's insane to store any data there that is meant to be even semi-permanent

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@with_drama_v2 I have a really hard time relating to people who have the time and ability to cook fresh meals at home from scratch, but no time to shop for their own groceries without a 40% markup

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@doxie_gay @computer_gay I wish Elon Musk's free speech features could be used by non-fascists

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@PoorDunce @ZeroSuitCamus The key to happiness: be a punching bag in every conceivable circumstance

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@InternetHippo I like how "rich people in the US experience no consequences for their actions" has gone from a conspiracy theory to a core value within the last 2 years

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@trpratt01 @Starryzlol @vanillaopinions Not really. Questioning the good faith of people who act nonsensically is pretty logical, just like evolution is

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@EarlyGaiaArt @CantEverDie Normal: having fond memories and understanding why things are different now Fascist: having such fond memories that you'd jump at the chance to press a button that takes you back there even if it killed everyone else on the planet

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@InterKosmos61 @bidetmarxman I think their opinions and frustrations are extremely likely to be trivial, temporary, and influenced mostly by hormones

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@dvduadotcom @BerryhillRl @RealEmirHan Lying with your face is like 50% of an actor's job lol

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@kckooky @The1stWright Yeah I would be beyond stoked if this happened to my car at a dealership's service center. That's like winning the lottery

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@xxenna66 @TheFigen_ Prisons don't typically allow you to leave whenever you want

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@lemonade_grrrl Replacing bread with things that are vaguely bread-shaped is the worst food trend that has ever happened

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@actuallyadu @SxarletRed See here's the thing: I'd buy the "buying time" argument if the Democrats ever bought time. Instead they win an election and spend their entire time in office complaining about how they probably won't win the next one

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@gracecthdralprk I like how whoever drew this included a sliver of "the middle class" to make it clear that they too feel overtaxed, even though they probably make like $50k a year

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@dommedeluise @JUNlPER Since 2015 they've been doing the "I'm levelheaded and rational" act so I for one think it's refreshing to see them revert to big mad tea party antics

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@1234567nate @CantEverDie Sweatpantis

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@gobbyvalo @SuperSquidoodle @aykrivwazzup It's an extremely basic customization option that has existed on practically every OS since the concept of shortcuts was introduced

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@LostMyInhaler @JoeyxRoss I think this is a great example of why anarchism can't work (the people who find it the most appealing are the people who will do the least to support it)

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@ssbmblerdy @casacreamalot @diandrasdiandra This is a horrifying glimpse into your mind. Thanks

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@KuribosShoe @Srirachachau I think a lot of people have trouble engaging with media in good faith, because they walk into every experience with the mindset of "I'm smarter than this thing, and it's gonna try to outsmart me"

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@lydiakauppi The best part: after it runs out, refill with 13oz distilled water, 2tbsp rubbing alcohol, 4tbsp regular dawn platinum. Each refill costs like 50 cents

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