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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

2 years

Lost my virginity on MLK day in high school. It remains a day of remembrance.

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4 years

@bellaapinedaaa Ha ha fuck the poors am I right? 🥴🤪

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1 year

@metalgearobama I will die after a long life before that page produces an ounce of material analysis.

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9 months

@polishXcellence “People may be thinking about it but they sure as hell don’t know shit about it. They’re usually just fantasizing about the opening scene from Gladiator.” Is the exact text message I sent my gf two weeks ago.

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2 years

I very genuinely loathe this kind of posting; especially people claiming war, pestilence, and disease as a sign of the end times. There has always been war, pestilence, and disease. We are not special in our time on earth. The state of the earth has always been worth crying for.

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“And the first [angel] went, and poured out his vial upon the earth; and there fell a noisome and grievous sore upon the men which had the mark of the beast, and upon them which worshipped his image.” - Revelation 16:2

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@polishXcellence @budbuddyguy @GarbageApe

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1 year

@opinonhaver Weird Urbanites Stop Fetishizing Crime Literally Once Challenge: Impossible

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

7 years

. @DrexelUniv I am a student at Drexel and I am appalled at you putting @ciccmaher on administrative leave and caving to a right wing propaganda campaign. If you cannot protect my professors, how can I trust you to protect me?

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2 years

@apex_simmaps The most based reply on there.

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1 year

@growing_daniel I personally just make chimpanzee noises at my laptop and people across the midwest lose their jobs.

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7 years

Hey, @DrexelUniv , this white supremacy is what you're empowering with your investigation of @ciccmaher

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7 years

Spotted on campus. Tear these down.

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White Carrot

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3 years

“Anytime I'm eating spicy noodles in a bowl, I'm happy.” - Anthony Bourdain

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5 months

@paleonormie Talking about ourselves I see

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

7 years

@TomiLahren That's not a question Tomi.

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3 months

@mags_mclaugh Crab I understand but Maine lobster harvests have been pretty robust and it’s arguably the most sustainable fishery in the US if not the world.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

2 years

In Gmork's absence, LEARN TO WELD, BUY A 90'S SHITBOX, FIX A LAWNMOWER, GROW SOME TOMATOES, TALK TO YOUR NEIGHBOR, CALL YOUR PARENTS, READ A BOOK, TAKE THE CARB OUT OF YOUR CAR FOR FUN, JUST DO ANYTHING THAT URBAN UPPER CRUSTS WOULD HATE YOU FOR.

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1 year

@TroubledHonky @SweatieAngle Ben Garrison’s wet dream.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

9 months

Gf reveal

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@awhitecarrot

2 years

@real_lord_miles The Mongolian military used to let you do this. For like $150 you could shoot an RPG.

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4 years

@socializm_ "Web Dubois"

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9 months

NYC breeds weaklings.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

3 years

"That's you" - My "Girlfriend"

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@awhitecarrot

1 year

@RealJohnDios We used to be a state. We used to be hardy, born by the sea and hardened by the snow. Now it rains and we are soft. The rain has melted our resolve and each winter. We grow weaker and weaker.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

1 year

@dieworkwear Basader makes briefcases with an added loop so the shoulder strap can be used as a backpack strap. I’ve had one for almost a decade and it’s held up (pic is from their site.)

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4 months

Opening a pastry and finding Saddam Hussein.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

2 years

@GmorkOfNothing Same vibes when people complain about unionized or made in America being expensive or classist or some shit. Just say you want cheap goods and don't care how you get them.

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@awhitecarrot

2 years

@polishXcellence They can’t eat your kids because there isn’t an option for that on doordash.

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@awhitecarrot

9 months

@paleonormie I am in this tweet and I’m fine with it. ‘Ate McMansions, simple as.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

1 year

A restaurateur is an alcoholic abuser of power? Water is wet folks. I hope she gets her comeuppance but please stop being surprised.

Barbara Lynch, a Leading Boston Restaurateur, Is Accused of Workplace Abuse (Published 2023)

The chef has spoken out against sexism and abuse, but many former cooks and staff members say she has verbally and physically harassed workers for decades.

www.nytimes.com

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

1 year

@mindyisser It’s just in-group signaling.

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@awhitecarrot

9 months

I’m glad I was picky with the decking, looking absolutely gorgeous in the rain.

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@awhitecarrot

1 year

@credenzaclear2 “Oh wizened woman. Would you please enlighten us mere boys on the Ways To Wordly Woo A Woman?”

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

8 years

"I am not a philosopher, or a historian. I am just a mother on fire." @DrJillStein #SocialistConvergence

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White Carrot

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1 year

Carried a 35 pound bag 30 miles just to take this stupid photo.

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@awhitecarrot

3 years

@bethbourdon @allahliker I am confused at which Harvard thing this is.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

1 year

Y’all need to get some friends and hobbies off this app.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

2 years

@polishXcellence I think a lot of training a better material analysis was to stop moralizing in general. Figuring out, materially, why X or Y is good rather than that good just being a moral inherent was a huge part of my growth.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

7 years

@JoshNoneYaBiz A women's right to choose about her body isn't comparable to international trade. How is food related? Or energy??

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

4 years

@coldtakesonly Went to school for econ and became a communist so yeah you right.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

6 months

@paleonormie Gotta hand that one to em. Hilariously quick print on that one.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

6 months

@credenzaclear2 These are so incredibly tame.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

1 year

Had another date, went well 👍

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

2 years

My brother and I bought my mom’s house, our childhood home, today. Never again will she pay the mortgage but she’ll always have a roof over her head. 35 will endure for another generation and hopefully well beyond.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

3 years

@TrustworthySlav 🧐🧐🧐

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

9 months

@paleonormie Yeah it’s absolutely absurd. I love when I run a cute little 5k loop and Strava reads out a caloric burn value that rivals Sisyphus.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

1 year

Red Sox game for Father’s Day: we got the popcorn, we got the hot dogs, and most importantly the Yankees lost!

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

1 year

@Eric_Erins Having people and things you love and care for. Hard to be detached and edgy when you’re busy minding for something you treasure.

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@awhitecarrot

1 year

@LibertyAnders It’s hysterical how you literally say “On Twitter everyone is either 0 or 100” about this and there’s immediately like 5 replies proving your point exactly.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

10 years

238 years ago we wrote the greatest break up letter of all time. 🇺🇸

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@awhitecarrot

1 year

@nealjclark1 Why do people visit places where they hate the people that live there?

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

10 months

About once a quarter I am reminded.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

1 year

@simonsarris Because we know the better medium for such exchange

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@awhitecarrot

2 years

@GmorkOfNothing Managing a Dairy Queen actually produces value though

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

8 years

Flight attendant gave me free wine 🙏🙏🍷🍷💯💯

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

9 months

My gf and I spent Sunday watching Vintage Baseball in Newburyport that used 1864 baseball rules, which meant no gloves and a single umpire with a top hat and tuxedo. The Portsmouth Rockinghams beat the Newburyport Clamdiggers 19-18. It was cloudy and raw out but so much fun.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

2 years

@AskYatharth I talk to my neighbors, we organize block clean ups, have block parties, gossip on our porches, frequent the bar around the corner every week, feed each other leftovers. The same shit I did when ai lived in the burbs. And for the not neighbors we just make plans.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

3 years

@mindyisser Everyone I don't like is a gentrifier.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

3 years

@ldrinkh20 Man: Can't wait to be a dad. Twitter: 👍🍔⚾️🎉👶💯 Woman: Can't wait to be a mother. Twitter: 🤡🤮❌🌋🤢🆘️

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@nise_yoshimi @polishXcellence

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

10 months

The day so far.

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@awhitecarrot

1 year

I think anyone concerned with our society's appreciation for awe and wonder should just ride the Red Line in Boston as it goes over the Charles. Every head goes up from a prayer-like bow over their devices to gape and gaze at the passing skyline with symphony-like cohesion.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

2 years

We have always been and will always be in the end of days. Until heaven is made on earth, we live through hell.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

6 years

@GamerTakes Lord that take is bad the Greeks were SO gay.

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11 months

Can I get a hell yeah?

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1 year

@DanishaCarter4 I bet you $100 someone takes this seriously

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@awhitecarrot

2 years

@DahliaZahava Pretty sure it's this.

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@awhitecarrot

1 year

@punished_cait It is perceived in New England as an act reserved for the wealthy. My grandmother, a society lady, sent out cards announcing my parents’ wedding.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

2 years

It’s been four days. What stalemate are you talking about? It took the Nazi’s a month to capitulate Poland and you think after a four day assault and already pressing the capitol, a day of not as much movement is a stalemate?

Chelsea E. Manning

@xychelsea

2 years

i wish i had a non technical explanation for how badly the russian invasion of Ukraine is going for them, first 12-18 hours of incredible advance, only to slow to near stalemate with brutal strategic losses across the board, meanwhile Ukraine has reestablished command and control

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

10 years

Can people stop shitting on each other for the most ridiculous reasons ever? Who actually gives a fuck?

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

7 years

A first draft of my analysis of the change of median rent by Census Tract in Philly from 2000 - 2010!

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

3 years

@GmorkOfNothing Hate growing up broke, paying my way through college, entering the PMC, then realizing how it's a vapid skilless landscape of spreadsheets and management.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

8 years

A simple print and mobile ready visualization for #MakeoverMonday @acotgreave @VizWizBI #tableau

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@awhitecarrot

3 years

@LolOverruled

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@awhitecarrot

9 months

Everybody say gm to Nitwit

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@awhitecarrot

1 year

@shagbark_hick “I saw a skin walker in your woods the other day” “Nah that’s Pete.”

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

2 years

@GmorkOfNothing And the left's disdain, correctly in my opinion, for calling the cops on petty crime makes it doubly worse because the left's rejection of personal responsibility, the adequate to response isn't "do anything about it", it's to "let it rot."

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

2 years

@MarchinThruGA @oldnewyork_ @Heterodox_Tory Marching their armies every summer for like 1 million casualties each year to go home for the winter.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

2 years

I work out so my girlfriends friends tell her how hot I am.

Lathan🎯

@RealLathan

2 years

You owe it to your significant other to stay as attractive throughout the relationship as you can.

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@awhitecarrot

1 year

Feeling Orchestral

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@awhitecarrot

2 years

@GmorkOfNothing Left anarchists are as strong and resilient as overcooked spaghetti. They’ll say that working out is body fascism and having scheduled meeting times is actually fascism before dissolving over a “is homework also fascism” issue.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

1 year

Fellas, apparently she does not like me that much 👎

White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

1 year

Another date tomorrow, I think she likes me 👍

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1 year

While I agree, it’s also a skill issue. Part of being a man is nutting up and dealing with it. If you don’t have a community or support group, go fuckin make one. This idea that you *accept * being worse off instead of just fixing it is shooting yourself in the foot.

normie macdonald 🇺🇲

@SWENGDAD

1 year

I will be the first to admit that men absolutely 100% do NOT do better single. Not even close. Men don't have a tenth of the community support network that women have for this. To argue the opposite is a bold faced lie

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

3 years

@GRIFTSH0P Just pterodactyl screeched in the bar when I saw this.

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1 year

Scenes from the barbecue

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4 months

Seared duck breast, pea purée, and lingonberry jam

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

2 years

@sympatheticopp It comes very naturally when your parents had pots of stock and soup on the stove all the time, making tea to steep in the sun in the summer, and picked the green beans off the vines for dinner. My dad taught me technique, but my mother taught me how to make a home with food.

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1 year

@RizomaSchool What a heart breaking video; I hope she finds solace in the future.

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1 year

twink death is a terrifying thing

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Send help

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@awhitecarrot

2 years

@metalgearobama The nightly dart I split with my girlfriend has become a fad, time to quit.

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7 years

A Presidential Drone History - The Plight of Pakistan @tableau data from @TBIJ

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1 year

@polishXcellence There are two wolves inside of you, one is Obama reading socialist texts to get laid, and the other is this guy.

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6 months

It’s My Grandfather’s Big Ass Coat season, featuring the signet ring my friend had made for me for my birthday.

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1 year

@truth_enjoyer Rotating an apple in your mind, but sex.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

6 months

I love posts like this because it allows everybody to be incredibly horny and we all have to clap.

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Your daily reminder to avoid marriage.

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@awhitecarrot

4 years

@tmazz929 @jacobinmag It does, because artists can create what they want rather than making what pays.

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@awhitecarrot

2 years

@polishXcellence I'm just hope all the players leave it all on the field.

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@awhitecarrot

8 months

@nealjclark1 Does a hot dog stand count as a gay little restaurant? I feel like we could do with more of them.

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White Carrot

@awhitecarrot

2 years

"Literacy is bad and the lowest common denominator is the standard we must adhere to. Any pursuit of poetic or verbose language is fat we must trim. I am miserable."

gaddafi girlblog ♡

@girlblogger171

2 years

@vampiric_shirin It’s not that I can’t understand what you’re saying, but your wording just sounds kinda inorganic. Like fervent is not a word or academic term that’s necessary to get your point across, you are on Twitter you’re not a 19th century Englishman

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