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♫ THE GOOP HOUSE ♫ is an online musical hyperspace … ➜ We host musical charity events, including GOOP WEEK, where everyone has a week to create songs inspired by a community artists' work. next event coming up soon… 🧪😼

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okay. Slay

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the consequences of having schools closed for two years is showing

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seeing boba milk tea neutered is so scary GIVE HER BALLS BACK 😭

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i took a sip of this strawberry coconut milk tea and moaned a little

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her breast jiggled neurodivergently

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2 years

if i was mitski i would tweet “i hate my white fans” and turn off my phone for a week

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finally a he/they batman

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2 years

BREAKING: ‘THE BATMAN’ director, Matt Reeves has revealed that Robert Pattinson’s Batman has a “Bat playlist” consisting of: - The Cure - Joy Division - Bauhaus - New Order - Cocteau Twins - Beach House

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Men cannot get pregnant.

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self deprecating humor is so boring like Yes you are annoying and useless now what

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if I had a dick i’d definitely put it in an aloe vera leaf

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how it feels to say you like salt and vinegar chips in joe bidens america

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ive been giving goofy head away for FREE this whole time

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1 year

Goofy’s head goes for $19,000 at auction

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give me 30 minutes and a blunt and i could convince drake he’s a woman

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“donda or CLB” When was the last time you were kissed by a girl.

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jesus fucking christ imagine a cigarette and a ice cold beer in here

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god gives his hardest tummy aches to his baddest bitches

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if "like a G6" came out today they would put it in the hyperpop spotify playlist

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Everything Everywhere All at Once was pretty okay i guess

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teacher: today we are going to finger paint kid name david: when i grow up i wanna be a police officer so i can kiII peopIe

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teacher: do your homework now!!!! me: BLEHHHHH :P i am NOT doing that u can’t make me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

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expanding my collection of autism themed chief keef lyrics

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3 years

not to suck and fuck and milk my dick and edge myself for hours shaking and crying while tugging on my collar nyaaing as loud as i can or anything but i’m a pretty chill ass person idk 🤷‍♂️ just good vibes

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2 years

stop idolizing people you dont know and start treating your best friends like popstars

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2 years

me at starbucks: hmm... i wonder what i should get to eat with my coffee... the cake pop behind the glass:

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1 year

why is he tweeting about peter griffin like it’s a crush

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2 years

what buzzwords? fervent??? historical???????? individualist????????? PLEASE

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5 months

LIBERAL THANKSGIVING: - PRONOUN - PRONOUN - CAN SOMEONE PLEASE STUFF ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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2 years

the radiohead fandom is dying!!!!! retweet if you love head!!!!!!!!!

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3 years

new couples tee shirt idea

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2 years

people saying “it’s not a good sentence” THEY ARE NOT BEING GRADED!!!!!!!! RELAX!!! there’s a grammatical error in MY tweet but no one’s calling that out because it’s not an english paper!!!!!!!!!!

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this is crazy

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2 years

i am attending college to chill out with my friends! stop giving me assignments

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2 years

LIBERAL THANKSGIVING: - THEY/THEM turkey - CRYBABY cranberry sauce - PRONOUN pumpkin pie - MOMMY MILKER mac n cheese - JOE BIDEN jreen bean casserole - stuffing - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - LIKE & SHARE if you agree! 😂

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dude please don’t be weird about it but we’re gonna medieval torture you. Dude please stop crying we are gonna put u on the wheel. Come on man we just asked you to not get weird about it

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2 years

new couples tee shirt idea

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my old dsi……… i was so awesome….

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2 years

WHO is buying HelloFresh

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5 private quote tweets and i know they all look like this

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1 year

the marketplace of ideas is lively tonight

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3 years

if u see this on your tl, virginity reset! 😌🙏🏼 youve never had sex <3

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wait how did we let the world forget about elon’s weird side account where he roleplayed as a child

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“why doesn’t it feel like christmas” my brother! That is the guidance of Allah moving within you 👍🏼 Mashaallah, Welcome ❤️

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this is by far the most scathing critique i’ve received in my life

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at the club doing this ⬇️

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2 years

WILL SMITH DID WHAT????????????

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him deleting this tweet was worse than the burning of the library of alexandria

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2 years

being on your period is insane no way did I just start tearing up at the hatsune miku rhythm game

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2 years

hyperpop scene:

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Women Carrying Faggots, 1858 #millet #realism

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1 year

that one white boy who doesn’t play about his “own little twist” he puts on instant ramen

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3 years

whoever decided to call these 'manholes' was a freak

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@singtoconley bro is drinking thick rich supple sweet sticky liquids 😂

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just got hospitalized for my spongebob addiction they put me in the squid ward

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@codmart i blame this all on the blue curtains tumblr post

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she new on my year til my balls drop whatever dude i’m sorry about tweeting this i didn’t mean it

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@ieatassforhours normalize keeping a diary and keeping secrets 💕

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why is every post on this website identical to 2014 era ifunny now

animals going goblin mode

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good morning gang

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why do we let 16 year olds drive when I was 16 I thought hatsune miku was real

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trans conservative girl, she tuck her carlson

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marine biology majors be like oh shit I got a fish due on thursday

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2 years

the success of NFTs/crypo is built on violence against poor people. warehouses expending tons of energy in exploited countries & poor areas... people in kazakhstan experiencing shortages leading to war… people in new york freezing without electricity...

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I still can’t believe this tweet got unironicaly stolen from me and reposted by a right winger

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Happy thanksgiving y’all! I plan on absolutely demolishing some “MOMMY MILKER mac n cheese”

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ibs (i’m breedable syndrome)

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2 years

bro chews his bars before he spits them

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Everyone i show my mic to starts dyin i hate it here

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straight men cleaning their ears will stick the q-tip as far deep into their canal as possible, knees buckling underneath them hands shaking gripping the sink moaning loud as hell drooling and gasping for air as they pull our the tinniest bit of wax

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we all got that one homie whos killed someone with a brick!😂

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@ieatassforhours bro how are u gonna put a story like this on a public account and then ask anyone to fall in love w you 😭😭 u were their fucking towel boy 😭😭

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comments on nightcore i kissed a girl by katy perry

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it’s been a rough year for silly guys named nathan

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1 year

NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS JUST BOIL WATER?!??!?? THATS IT?!?!???

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the latinofication of skrillex needs to be studied in a lab

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WHAT KINDA FISH????

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me off 9 benadryls looking at the starbucks cake pops

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@jedwill1999 thats between a dude and his leaf 🤨

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dudes rock

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2 years

"im visibly queer" you have the worst outfit and totebag combination ive seen in my life

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1 year

breakfast addicts be like Bro i need it to get a good start to my morning man its the most important meal of the day i swear im not addicted

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bro

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have no clue what estonia looks like you tell me to think of estonia i’m litterally imagining this

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I have a strong feeling the queen of england is going to die tomorrow

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@stuw_u fucking cold beer and cigarette mod

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he’s one conversation away i can feel it

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i can never leave tumblr this is so funny

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1 year

THIS LITTLE MAN is CANCELLED for RACISM

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2 years

can you believe these songs turn 10 this year.

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3 years

don’t hit on indie girls if you don’t like experimental music you’re björking up the wrong tree

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if i woke up in skrillex’s body right now i’d add “she/her” into my bio and tweet “nonwhite people will never understand dubstep” and turn off my phone

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some of yall be like “i’m so bad at making music >_<“ then go on to produce the worst shit i’ve heard in my life. thank u for the honesty

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⚠️ BREAKING NEWS: music artist BABY KEEM has REDUCED HIMSELF to the SIZE OF A PEANUT using a MAGIC SPELL

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I love that they’re called washing machines like yeah that’s what it is

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when i was a kid i thought the best thing you could ever possibly own in the entire world was a waterbed

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2 years

CAN YOU GUYS TRY FINDING LITTLE MISS JOB APPLICATION INSTEAD

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2 years

GOOD MORNING TIME TO TAKE MY OBAMNA PILLS

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LET ME OUT OF HERE LET ME OUT

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3 years

reject modernity embrace tradition replace pogchamp with THIS

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3 years

I CANNOT fuck with people who’s whole energy is being self-deprecating 😭 “omg your art is so much better than mine i’m so bad at art” you know what you’re right mine is better. now what.

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if you’re 15+ years old with no playlist placements pack it up this music shit isn’t for u

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the masculine urge to be the most annoying person in the room

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