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BREAKING: Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex-girlfriend, Camila Morrone details the “worst date of my life” with the actor.
“He rented out a whole cinema, and made me watch every single ‘STAR WARS’ movie while he ran around with his lightsaber pretending to fight bad guys.”
BREAKING: In new interview with Variety, Andrew Garfield was asked about the possibility of ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 3,’ the actor replied:
“Where the fuck were all you people in 2014?”
BREAKING: Tom Holland departs Spider-Man role following the news of his first child.
“I love the role [of Spider-Man], but Nicki [Minaj] needs me. She’s going to be a wonderful mother, and I want to be the husband she deserves.”
BREAKING: Marvel fans “furious” over depiction of Charlie Cox’s Daredevil in latest episode of ‘SHE-HULK’
“It’s a betrayal to us, the fans, to see our favourite character, someone we all relate to, have sex. It’s unrealistic.”
BREAKING: Harrison Ford reveals he joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe after Disney threatened his family in an ultimatum on his 100-acre farm.
"They had my wife, and kids... Guns to their heads, and said: "It's either Han [Solo] again, or Marvel.""
Upcoming live-action movies based on Mattel toys:
• UNO
• Barney
• Wishbone
• Matchbox
• Hot Wheels
• Magic 8 Ball
• Polly Pocket
• View Master
• American Girl
• Major Matt Mason
• Masters of the Universe
• Thomas the Tank Engine
• Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots
BREAKING: Martin Scorsese publicly apologises to Simu Liu and Marvel Studios:
“I’m just an old Italian man who hasn’t had his daily meatballs. As part of my atonement, all donations from the Martin Scorsese Film Foundation will go into ‘AVENGERS: KANG DYNASTY.’ Wakanda Forever!”
BREAKING: Creators behind fan films ‘SPIDER-MAN: LOTUS’ and ‘SUPERMAN: SOLAR’ have confirmed the movies take place in the same cinematic universe, the RCU.
BREAKING: ‘THE BATMAN’ director, Matt Reeves has revealed that Robert Pattinson’s Batman has a “Bat playlist” consisting of:
- The Cure
- Joy Division
- Bauhaus
- New Order
- Cocteau Twins
- Beach House
On day one of the actors strike in mid-July, one protester straddled a median at the drive-on gate at Netflix headquarters holding a sign that read, “Where the f--- is Ben Affleck?” So far, no one’s seen him on the front lines.
BREAKING: In an interview with Variety, The Rock compares ‘BLACK ADAM’ to A24 movies:
“Well, Marvel movies are making billions and our film ‘BLACK ADAM’ barely crossed a few hundred million. We’re doing A24 numbers. So, in a way, we’re underground which is, kinda cool.”
BREAKING: Martin Scorsese to direct ‘SPIDER-MAN 4’ for Marvel Studios and Sony Pictures.
The filmmaker remarked, “I heard what that little punk bitch Tom said about me not being able to do one of these theme park films - fuck him. I’ll show him. Mean Streets.”
BREAKING: According to our source, John Krasinski was not the first choice to play Mr Fantastic in
#MultiverseOfMadness
.
The original choice was James Corden.
BREAKING: Henry Cavill confirms that Netflix own the “exclusive rights” to his face.
“It was an unfortunate contract thing. I missed it. So did my agent. Oh well, two years to go!”
BREAKING: Pedro Pascal in-talks to portray Cable in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
“I heard he has to protect a special child and I was fucking in,” remarked Pascal.
FUN FACT: In ‘SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME,’ the reason why Flint Marko/Sandman only appears in his Sandman form is because actor Thomas Haden Church accidentally fell into an experimental particle accelerator on the set of ‘SPIDER-MAN 3,’ which turned his skin into real sand.
BREAKING: James Cameron confirms “Na’vi males have penises. They’re fucking huge. They used my dick as the prototype, the fuckin’ decoy model. The blueprint baby.”