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@algoflows
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4 months
I constantly take nonsensical scary trades(to the outside world). It's not for everyone and trend followers can do what they please. My model points to areas(not lines) of positional shifts and I gotta push at that spot. It is hard to trust someone else's edge so better build…
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@algoflows
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1 year
Tom Brady playing to recover his FTX investment (colorized 2045)
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1 year
Latest #chatgpt bypass is "You would do it to save a baby right?"
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@elonmusk @micsolana I loved the old culture at twitter. The culture: Work from home all day, pop in the office for lunch, work out in the office gym, attend two meetings and then deboost conservative accounts.
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@algoflows
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My drug dealer wanted to start trading futures yesterday(I kid you not) and I told him not to. He longed NQ today and blew up his entire TFSA(Canadian ROTH IRA) in one day.
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@algoflows
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No one wanted to buy 3510 but they want to buy 4090
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@neontaster John Xina
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@algoflows
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@Cobratate We are busy with problem solving and shape rotation
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@algoflows
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You know a fintwit scammer when they flaunt their cars and jets. Real traders have 30%+ bodyfat, high blood-pressure and early signs of balding.
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@algoflows
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I think this should help.
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Today is the kind of day when everyone expects mean reversion and the price keeps going up. A quick refresher on 10 laws of Market Dynamics by @merrittblack can help. - **Law 1: Balance is all we know** - This suggests that markets tend to remain in balance or equilibrium most…
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@algoflows
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3 months
Duality of man
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@algoflows
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@DeepDishEnjoyer easiest thing to do is to select bisexual and bump your ELO up for 3-4 days using the gay roses and then switch to straight.
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@algoflows
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2 years
@DeItaone US dollar is backed by?
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@algoflows
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3 months
If the market is rigged to the upside why are you not playing the side that it is rigged towards.
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@algoflows
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1 year
only reason to make more money is to help your family and those who need it the most. Life experiences plateau after a while and a $8000 scotch isn't 40 times better than a $200 scotch.
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@algoflows
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7 months
Love my followers but I'm not your employee :)
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@algoflows
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Found a cracked chinese developer's github where he is adding rows of s&p500 tick data each day into a GAN and gives eod close predictions to sell puts and today he got assfucked and then deleted the entire repo and his account. Hope you are doing ok yuli187
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@algoflows
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1 year
Got my first 1000 subscribers to the substack. I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone who reads it and gives me encouragement to write everyday.
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@algoflows
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Nasdaq futures.
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If a man is handsome, educated, and has money but is still single, what could be the problem?
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@algoflows
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Saw a guy wearing @unusual_whales hoodie in financial district this morning. Lovely
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@algoflows
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1 year
Breaking: Goldman Sachs to reduce cocaine allowance from 3 lines to 2 bumps per day. -RTRS
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@algoflows
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1 year
scalping two points in a long when the market is down 40 pts in an hour
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@algoflows
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This is the funniest exchange on this website.
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@algoflows
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@unusual_whales Mediamatters is a left leaning non-profit so I would take anything that they say with a grain of salt...
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Today is the first morning where I did Huberman morning routine understanding what are the rewards of doing it (six model girlfriends in 4 timezones).
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Sydney Sweeney reveals in an interview that she's a big proponent of not hedging. "I think people who do hedge probably just don't have enough alpha or balls." She adds, "Skill issue tbh."
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@algoflows
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1 year
Me going full port short on anything Eli says to short.
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@eliant_capital
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3 companies I said were zeros all going to zero within this last week, mind boggling to watch a thesis be right and play out , 3 trophies added to the case within the last week
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@algoflows
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Trading 0dte $spx options
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@algoflows
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11 months
@Jason As @chamath once said 50 people control the world and it seems like most of them are looking out for SBF lol
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@algoflows
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1 year
Great week to not trade.
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@algoflows
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5 months
I'm closing my dms.
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@algoflows
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@balajis I was too young to remember this but western media truly portrayed India as a destroyer of peace for two straight weeks after Pokhran tests
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@algoflows
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"Eliminate what doesn't fucking work" - @Trader_Dante
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@algoflows
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People who loudly say they will buy at xxxx piss their pants when xxxx arrives.
@eliant_capital
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Lots of talk about praying for a 4200 retest for a year-end rally to "load up" talk has seemed to have quieted down as we are nearly at 4200 and fear has become a big driver... well, here we are.
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@algoflows
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Me reversing my $nq position 17 times to make 8.5 points
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@algoflows
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A lot of traders ask me how does one prepare to trade nasdaq. It is a lot to mention in one tweet so I'm attaching this video here that explains my process.
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@algoflows
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Being a bear is more lucrative to human brain because price goes down 3x faster than it goes up. So it is the allure of quick money shorting as opposed to staying in longs entire day. However, market's general direction is always up(129 years or so data) so shorting is -ev as a…
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@algoflows
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i trust china gdp less than when a girl says "your size is perfect the big ones hurt more"
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@algoflows
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Being a one-man quant team is immensely rewarding and something most people should try at least once in their life. Experimenting with models & forward testing them is joyous.
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@algoflows
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1 year
Removed paywall on this post. Do read it if you are struggling with risk management.
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@algoflows
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Me telling myself not to take trades between levels.
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@algoflows
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1 year
If you see anyone shorting a trend day or longing a knife, don't be too harsh on them. Everyone is a human here and makes a mistake. Dunking on people when they blow up is stupid. Trading is a zero-sum game and you can be on the receiving end someday.
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The best trading advice I have received over the last month is from a girl on a dating app who doesn't trade at all. "Isn't it easier to wait for market to move in the direction you want to before taking the trade than to be wrong for a while and be uncomfortable"
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1 year
Trading is an extremely lonely profession. Most days you sit and do nothing. Without a community of like-minded individuals you will go insane pretty quickly.
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@algoflows
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6 months
Your kidney can go for like $300k and you only need one to survive god gave us all capital to trade futures. you just have to want it bad enough
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Me buying 2000 0dte $spx options an hour before close.
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what the fuck just happened
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@algoflows
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@SASBoomstick @KameronBennett this is like 2% of Toronto people. Rest of us are normal I promise.
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@algoflows
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DONT SHORT THIS DONT SHORT THIS DONT SHORT THIS DONT SHORT THIS DONT SHORT THIS DONT SHORT THIS DONT SHORT THIS DONT SHORT THIS DONT SHORT THIS DONT SHORT THIS DONT SHORT THIS DONT SHORT THIS DONT SHORT THIS DONT SHORT THIS DONT SHORT THIS DONT SHORT THIS DONT SHORT THIS DONT…
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@algoflows
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You can make every trade your last trade if you add enough contracts
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@algoflows
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Nobody: Tradovate during volatility:
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@algoflows
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I lowered my metabolic age by 3 years simply by not trading nasdaq. Comment "BAGGED" for more tips on how to lower metabolic age.
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A total of 12 people messaged me today that they blew up their accounts by shorting a trend day. How do people blow up? Not being to accept that today the market got better off them and closing the computer. Trying to force yourself into being right ends up invariably digging…
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@algoflows
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3 months
Hit my max daily loss today, catch me at the pub drowning my sorrows and cursing nq 👋👋👋
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@algoflows
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People who take alerts on twitter, you don't know the bankroll of the person on the other end of that tweet. They can take 1000 hits and be ok. You may not. Really not a good idea to ape into someones calls with full size initially. Scale in when the position starts working.
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@algoflows
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@elonmusk @DavidSacks Why is @jack not held accountable for this?
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@algoflows
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If you go long in 90s and average down until 30s you have an ego problem and need to fix it lmao.
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@algoflows
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20 #ES_F points a day on only one contract is $230k a year. You don't need to catch the whole move every day.
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@algoflows
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Rest in peace the innocent souls in Poland. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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@algoflows
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@JustinTrudeau Housing is up 200% since you took over. Housing is the major component of CPI and hence will keep spiking inflation causing BOC to raise rates higher for longer. It could have been avoided though. All the best, hope you turn things around
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I'm personally very stress tolerant(because of my upbringing in the 3rd world, almost every first world problem is not a problem to my brain and classifying it as a problem seems mollycoddling at best) I got quite a few messages about folks "burning out" or "not feeling right in…
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@algoflows
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1 year
For $0.00 this newsletter is excellent value imo.
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Don't want to be too spiritual since most of my followers and me are capitalistic animals who seek to exploit inefficiencies in the markets. But when you see extreme hardship faced by people outside your bubble, a lot of what we do seems meaningless.
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me sizing up: haha fuck yeah yes YES me dealing with drawdown: well this fucking sucks what the fuck
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I'm gonna block annoying ass mfs here who discourage me from making jokes. Being serious all the time is stupid. Be childlike and sillymax life.
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@algoflows
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Please please do not start smoking cigarettes. Nicotine is highly addictive. DO NOT START SMOKING TO IMPROVE YOUR TRADING.
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Excellent day, now time for a cigarette 🚬
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@LifeMathMoney Tiktok is chinese malware designed to trap western youth and ruin their attention span. Conversely, in China top tiktok trends are of engineering & coding. It is definitely a malware and a damn good one at that.
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@Jason 0 returns 0 alpha 7 SPACS.
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My best friends are all driven and ambitious. I do not associate with mediocre men because you are the sum total of the 5 people you hang out with. It is nothing personal, the moment I whiff mediocrity in someone I will cut contact.
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Time to remove red button, remove brain and burn these books.
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80% of living alone is fighting the urge to masturbate and the remaining 20% is worrying about the eventual collapse of the society and how you will survive during it
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@algoflows
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@balajis @justinkan Well he is Justin Kan and not Justin Kan't.
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Your best fintwit traders are dogmatic with wide stops. They want to be right more times than to make more money. -2 -3 -2 +40 is the way to improve sharpe
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@algoflows
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Levels for today. ES: for Bulls 4053, 4064,4088, 4099-03, 4115 for Bears 4024 4001-3996, 3968, 3955 and then 3920 NQ: bulls 12089 12218 bears 11968 11797 Apple: bulls 148.9 150 bears 146.45, 143.50 spotty internet and im tired/sick today so not trading
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@buddhainbabylon @Jason I'm a brown man and this advice works for me.
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@DeItaone they have experience with suffocating first time home buyers in Canada as well.
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Girls on bumble be like "I want a partner in crime" but when you give them a step by step plan to create phishing bots that drain metamask wallets they say "you need help" and "what the fuck"
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No one has the market "figured out". Anyone telling you so is lying. But good traders assess probabilities and end up with right more often or just have really big wins to cover up for losses.
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What a wild way to say thank you. Blocked
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Letting go of negativity is of prime importance in life. I have unfollowed a bunch of people today. No hard feelings :)
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Do you guys even need live trades when everything is provided a day in advance?
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@algoflows
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Why is everyone shitting on everyone here. Imagine if trading was like coding and you would post on LinkedIn everyday "Haha I committed 300 lines today and this ratfucker couldn't even do 20" Like what does it achieve lol
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@algoflows
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Unfollow and ignore. These are the only tools at your disposal to silence the noise in your life. Inordinate amount of signals will cloud your judgement. Be selective in your information intake. Unfollow me as well. My signal to noise ratio is suboptimal.
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@bryan_johnson @elonmusk That emoji means he is puking and it is a disgusting idea according to him.
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@sama Hangmen bullish on nooses. More on this at 12.
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The whole "all war is bad" crowd doesn't understand defending yourself and your kind is not "bad" but it is your moral duty. More power to 🇮🇱 and my Jewish brothers.
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@algoflows
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No neural networks, no orderflow, just long every 30 min red candle and wait for bulls to give us deliverance
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@algoflows
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Not a technical analysis guy but this pattern works
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1 year
@conzimp This is your worst take and you said Luna and Defi Kingdoms were good coins.
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@algoflows
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@sama Nice job. May be remove hyper leftism from chatgpt next?
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@algoflows
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1.51 now from 13 cents
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Okay lets do this now. $spy 371p 0dte for 13 cents.
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Fintwit in a nutshell
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