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Documenting the 1 Million dollar 0DTE trade thats coming.

Joined September 2009
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@ag_trader
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if you know.... you know. I literally pray every night im going to be fast enough.
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@ag_trader
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Gonna tell my kids this was the inside of Ft. Knox.
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@ag_trader
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2 years
Reminder for the ponzi yield farmers: the real ponzi backed by an actual army is offering 4.7% risk free.
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@DailyCaller We are the fucking USA with trillions in military spending!!! WTF do you people do all day?
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@ag_trader
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4 years
Its times like these... I cant believe other countries buy our debt.
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2 years
We are opening Pandora's box by restricting exports and companies pulling out of an entire COUNTRY like its no big deal... Sure.. lets threaten China now China could bankrupt AMZN overnight if it wanted to.
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@ag_trader
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3 years
@elonmusk GAMESTONK! that tweet ruined a bunch of lives... but, whatever right?
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Cramer : "we're in a real bull mkt now" Jesus christ
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@ag_trader
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4 years
lumber did it... $1000. good luck building. #inflation
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4 years
@HuXijin_GT Pandemic starts in Wuhan.. China lets 5 million people leave Wuhan before the lock-down....but its our failure???
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@ag_trader
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2 years
3.79 a few weeks ago. Outside of Chicago. We have a few weeks max at this level before everything breaks.
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3 years
One for the history books
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@ag_trader
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1 year
Theres never been a more perfect moment for Powell to do a .50 and put his stamp on this. Biggest tech bank fails and tech is up 2.2% the next day. lol what a joke. too much money out there.
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@ag_trader
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3 years
so it begins
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@ag_trader
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3 years
@AOC I would instantly vote to stop this, go on national tv and read the absolute bullshit pork thats in this bill LINE BY LINE to the American people. Even the ones that need money the most... would vote no
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@ag_trader
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5 years
Cramer "I knew NVDA was no good" Jesus Christ, the hypocrisy of this guy knows no bounds.
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@ag_trader
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@unusual_whales falling inflation doesnt mean lower prices.
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3 years
This guy was trading ES FUTURES FOR CHRIST SAKES!!
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And while linked in story, here's a shot of Dallas Fed Kaplan's trading activity last year.
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@ag_trader
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5 years
argument with friend: Me: In '98 u had a house worth 100k .. it went to 500k in 2000...back to 100k a few years later... then bounced to 250k in 2007...back down to 100k... and just now, its 820k!! do you sell?? his answer YES!!!! i said i just described the Nasdaq
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@ag_trader
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1 year
If you haven't blown up today...you're doing great!
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3 years
@wolfofwallst @DipDeity Pretty sure the US govt judged you
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@ag_trader
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@historyinmemes Why hasn't Ukraine won by now?
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@ag_trader
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3 years
I dont think people understand how many millionaires were made today from a reddit website.
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@ag_trader
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2 years
ES 3500 and we'll never have to hear about crypto/NFTs again
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@ag_trader
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3 years
Thanks for the ride #Lumber . We weren't running out of trees after all! Maybe you'll pop up again in 10-20 years.
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@ag_trader
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4 years
Cramer "ive been bearish for a month and a half" this motherfucker .... twitter exists ,we have your tweets Mr. oscillator!!!!!
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@ag_trader
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4 years
@KeeleyFox29 @PhillyPolice @FOX29philly Way to announce this to all of the criminals
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@ag_trader
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1 year
Doesn't feel like anyone is short going into the CPI.
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@ag_trader
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4 years
"Nobody saw this coming" Literally all of twitter saw this coming for months
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4 years
Twitter is so far ahead on certain things its scary. There should be an entire Govt department devoted to using it real-time.
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@ag_trader
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2 years
Cramer is such a bi-polar fraud... now he can see SPX 3000 lol u cant make this shit up.
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1 year
I dont think people realize how close we are to this whole narrative falling apart. all it takes is one hot inflation reading...which it looks like we're going to get from the commodity bounces.
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@ag_trader
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2 years
and then.... $NFLX loses 25% in a few min. Who is this guy being paid by? I really need to know this!
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I think we're due for a generation of terrible/hard times to fix this.
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choose
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Tom Lee's violent February rally running out of time.
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Friend told me he ordered one of the new $F Bronco's over a year+ ago for 57k... just resold it for 72k to a dealer who just sold it for 82k i guess?
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@ag_trader
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2 years
I will not short NG I will not short NG I will not short NG
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4 years
underestimated??? they were fucking welding people in their homes
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*Walter Bloomberg
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MNUCHIN SAYS IMPACT OF CORONAVIRUS ISSUE WAS INITIALLY UNDERESTIMATED INTERNATIONALLY
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@ag_trader
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@unusual_whales kanye west banned for words SBF holding court on twitter spaces after defrauding 100,000+ out of BILLIONS.
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@ag_trader
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4 years
Why do I feel like a whole bunch of Ponzi schemes are about to be uncovered?
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2 years
$AAPL
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@ag_trader
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3 years
TSLA 8 7 0 i want everyone that buys here to lose everything
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@ag_trader
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4 years
The disconnect is... 4 out of 5 people think all of their jobs are coming back in the next few months. I think it will be years & maybe 1 out of 5 will never get those jobs back.
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Muting everyone else. #MyFuru #WatchandLearn
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3 years
holy shit .. bonds are getting crushed, and indexes are green AGAIN???! Ive seen some crazy divergences... but this one is ALL TIME this will end in a taper tantrum that rivals the xmas selloff a few years ago.
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@ag_trader
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1 year
Pandemic project still in progress.
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2 years
Powell needs to do 100. this is nonsense
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2 years
A major economies currency is turning to dogshit right now.. no big deal.
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@ag_trader
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1 year
Pure lunacy. Everyone needs to be fired. This all leads to 2 or 3 megabanks and a fedcoin.
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My god… everyone watch this. Yellen literally doesn’t have an answer for what they just did. This is insane.
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I think the writing is on the wall... the fed is going until something breaks now.
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4 years
2nd largest economy on the planet shutting down..and youre still rushing to buy FANG stocks
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@ag_trader
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2 years
-1200 NQ points since Cramer "bear market over" rant pretty good.
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@ag_trader
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Was listening in on a Quant room trading 0DTEs. They got smoked. All of their fancy new gamma toys, dark pool indicators didn't help...and were after the fact anyway. Takeaway: We are in BIG trouble on a real down move.
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@ag_trader
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2 years
Gasoline has literally doubled since Dec. Diesel is even worse. Yet people buying stocks because $BTC is green?!
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Markets bottom when bears cover their shorts,go long...and it drops another 10-20%
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Mr. Market teaching a whole new generation. excellent
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Remember this one? How about 10 of them at once.
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@ag_trader
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Tile guy wants $2200 for the same exact job he did last year for $1400. If Jay ever got off his ass and into the real world, he would've been raising 100 bps a crack.
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@ag_trader
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3 years
@bankingslut @Amtrak theres a dad out there that just recognized the tattoo
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Biggest sigh of relief? J.Powell... now he can blame Putin
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2 years
You do realize the NQ going up and down 400 points a day isn't healthy action right?
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3 years
With China cracking down... I really want to see what happens to Vancouver housing
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Im already getting those contrarian vibes to short Silver BTC and GME Patience
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@ag_trader
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1 year
I love these calm nights after a massacre. Its how you know people really got caught the wrong way.
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The second Jay lets up... everything is going to rip inflation wise. All of that money is still in the system waiting for a little oxygen.
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@ag_trader
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@BNODesk Everyone will catch the mutant strain before we get to 50%
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@ag_trader
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holy fuck, this man is dangerous
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@ag_trader
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ever since the BOJ , long end rates have been going bananas everywhere. the mkt is sleepwalking. jan will see a -1000 dow day. book it.
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@ag_trader
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Instead of the slow bleed... we could just black Monday this thing and get it all over at once.
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@ag_trader
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4 years
i think the bond mkt is basically confirming a lot of death coming
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Where are the $200 oil guys? i know.. theyve moved on to be the 200 USDJPY guys
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@ag_trader
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4 years
If you go home long overnight expecting another 140 point gap higher... I honestly want you to lose every penny in your account. #sorry
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@ag_trader
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1 year
2023 prediction: At some point the market sells off so hard, it forces the fed to cut rates. Thats it. Thats the tweet.
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@ag_trader
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3 years
Channel check: Home depot parking lot jammed (flower sales) Lumber aisle ghost town
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@ag_trader
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You can literally feel the bond market sucking the life out of equities.
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@ag_trader
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4 years
potential to get ugly. I can see the stimulus deal getting pulled off the table now. Joe cancels the rest of the debates saying theyre absolute nonsense, and wont subject the American people to that again. Hammer the tv with "stand by" ads.... cruise control to the election?
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@ag_trader
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Powell free to do .50 now
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swear to God.. if the mkt goes up on inauguration riots... i might lose it.
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@ag_trader
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inflation 30yr highs.. consumer conf 10 year lows... 10 year tips 2.73 highest since 2005 and we are ruled by 6 stocks that can gamma the shit out of an index.
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@ag_trader
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bonds acting like WW3 is coming... indexes dgaf
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@elonmusk ponzi schemes blowing up realtime will do that
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the craziest part about today... they gave you a second chance to get out after the number
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add a 1970s oil crisis on top of the pandemic supply crisis... the fed has a perfect storm to deal with.
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Polled everyone at the office (hey-oh!) EVERYONE with a mortgage refi'd under 3%. NOBODY is moving unless its some type of emergency. What mtg rate would they consider thinking about it? Maybe 4% Sub 3% 30yr mortgages will be one of the biggest unintended consequences of COVID
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@ag_trader
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I sense a great disturbance... feels like a million Robinhooders just died.
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4 years
how did i not see this robinhood tracker before?
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@ag_trader
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Oil just hit 117..start of a new bull mkt for stocks? Delusional
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When oil hits $80 and the CPI is 6%... is there an emergency meeting?
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@ag_trader
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4 years
Some caulk and paint left to do in room... but desk is complete. Standing for part of the day feels 1000% better.
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when 4 billionaires decide to tweet about a stock in a 24hr period... i want phone and email records.
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Trillion dollars in puts up in smoke.
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8 hours of continuous bid Jerome has fucking work to do.
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4 years
i feel deep red coming
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4 years
its just the flu though 😬
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I want to short NFLX after watching The midnight sky. Terrible.
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