Alexandra Klasinski @alexandrak Twitter profile

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Alexandra Klasinski

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3 years

This is my puppy. Yesterday may have been the best day of his life.

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@BallDayNNight @mellentuck I mean she's 3 months old... she looks up at everyone. 🧐

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@PhilipLeith @amdubouchet @tattooedselkie Sir Ian made me a paper napkin rose when i waited on him in the early 2000s

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@Sharronica I love her and respect her and I am glad she is out there

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@calebsaysthings @SeanFrancis I do this too! but I say “nothing on TikTok is staged” and the world is better

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4 years

@BarackObama Thanks, Obama!

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3 years

@SeattlePD @B20e YOU contact them, Seattle PD. Your own employee is trash. Clean up after yourselves FFS.

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3 years

Wenatchee is fucked.

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1 year

@Carnage4Life The assumptions you’re making here are completely inappropriate. I will say though, thanks for sharing her information and her availability far & wide. It’s great to see a supportive partner, even if it’s through your window of unnecessary and uninformed snark.

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I work at Microsoft, there's a ton that can be done with AI! AI can be super helpful, bring people together and reduce waste work, or bring data to the table that can make reporting/building better and faster. But not like this. This is a misguided, tone deaf, and honestly,…

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Mahindra creating an AI team ambassador that is a woman instead of simply hiring one real, actual woman to fill that role is so incredibly messed up.

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@MattP1Gallagher @alo_oficial @DAZN_ES Matt asking the big questions

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5 years

@LisaBritton Wow, did you read this wrong.

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6 years

@mhkamp @sixfoot6 5 LETTUCES

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@MattP1Gallagher Splitting the Red Bulls is absolutely bananas

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6 years

@sixfoot6 @mhkamp 18 MINUTES OF FLOUR

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@jamieklingler Wait but is he cute

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3 months

@Ding_Gorgeous And your sons... learning that it is okay. It's so easy to just not be negative.

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3 months

@mckinnon_a Some cities do this significantly better than others here’s Seattle

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6 months

@MattP1Gallagher pretty sure Ocon hates everyone

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7 months

@GeauxGabrielle Whenever I hear people complaining about how no one wants to work, I remind them that no, no... they're dead.

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10 years

Holy smokes y'all. Sitting on your couch in your underpants is actually better than 99% of all other things.

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6 years

@MattOswaltVA When I first saw this photo I thought the ceiling spikes would descend and kill everyone

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5 years

@LisaBritton Also, teaching girls that they *can* have a say and *should* have one, will never be a bad thing. You can paint it how ever you'd like, but discouraging that is just poor leadership and fundamentally wrong.

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6 months

@BBCSport @TwommoF1 It’s like the worst rickroll

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3 years

No counter-protests, please stay home. Please stay safe.

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5 years

@gregory_hagen @MayaErgas @kylesethgray NOPE

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3 years

Every time I see this I get a near fatal dose of joy

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3 years

Good morning!

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4 years

The words of @neilhimself gracing the mural on one of our boarded up books stores here in Seattle.

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7 years

@Shaplessodin53 @theejamesdavis If they all mattered equally, we wouldn't need to bring it up. But that isn't the case, which is why it is needed.

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5 years

@realDonaldTrump She's an elite athlete. She doesn't want McDonalds.

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1 year

@chelscore Holy shit.

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3 years

@LanceForman @Schwarzenegger @NoraMulready You’re delusional.

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4 months

A 6th grader died today in the SECOND #schoolshooting of 2024. Sixth grader, not even a teenager yet. The constitution, written by smart but well... pre-industrial revolution era men, is NOT enough anymore.

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@MittenDAmour The fact that I have to scan a million QR codes in the grocery store, like I’m on an unhinged scavenger hunt for deals on vegetables, is absolutely a garbage experience though. 🤣

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1 year

@clhubes If you break/peel the green base before the stem and kind of flatten them carnations get RAD

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5 months

@MattP1Gallagher PLEASE. I need another @alo_oficial WDC

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3 years

@chrissyteigen I think it’s silly to suggest folks cook poorly because of their ingredients. A great cook could easily make something delicious with all of these. Also the garlic is so good in a soup.

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6 years

@True_Rys @chrissyteigen Plus hearing accents/languages growing up helps with learning more languages and differentiating swallowed vowels and half accented syllables. More languages and accents in kids worlds. As many as possible.

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@lesbrains DRINK IT.

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7 years

Perfect

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9 months

@F1 @redbullracing @AstonMartinF1 @AlpineF1Team @MercedesAMGF1 @McLarenF1 @ScuderiaFerrari @AlphaTauriF1 @HaasF1Team @WilliamsRacing @alfaromeostake The fact that Bottas has pants on and George is wearing a shirt makes this sus.

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6 months

@lauracwinter Laura, you’ve never been more relatable than when you’re terrified of mute paintmen

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@ESPNF1 Way to go @LandoNorris v2

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3 years

@Saturns_Soul Please meet the puppy that really sent this tweet

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2 months

@hankgreen @KevinSabellico From that graph it looks like men need to do better with sunscreen 🧐

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2 years

@theemare I hope she’s 10 feet long, I want her to be magnificent in every single aspect.

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2 years

@somnid @datingforflower Register on BeTheMatch! @BeTheMatch

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5 years

@SteveScalise How’s that butt cheek taste while you’re kissing it? Do you think this will actually help you?

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@MikeIsaac This is absolutely horrifying we need to get rid of cars

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1 year

@TaikaWaititi Ah yes, she went to The Chris Evans School Of Surprise, I see

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9 months

@NicolePiastri @McLarenF1 @LandoNorris @OscarPiastri @AkzoNobel And now he’s always going to be Oscar Picasstri.

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3 years

@monisha_rajesh She’s phenomenal. Just the strength it takes to go through that and then to speak about it publicly, knowing the response. Whew, what a role model. She’s just phenomenal.

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6 months

@pattonoswalt Oh you got that HOBBITMONEY now?!

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2 years

Striking down Roe v Wade means that women will die. Not a handful of women, MANY women. All because some people think that their religious beliefs are more important than a woman’s right to live.

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There is an amazing story in @politico right now. If it is right it is the first major leak from the Supreme Court ever. It’s the pentagon papers equivalent for S Ct. Says they have a copy of the draft opinion in Mississippi abortion case and roe v wade is fully overruled.

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2 years

Excited to announce my new role as Chief of Staff in Teams. Excited to deal with people and org problems, and not product problems for a bit!

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4 years

Good news is hard to share these days, but I got promoted. 🎉

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@alexandrak

4 years

Fucking hell. Breonna Taylor deserves true justice. Black women deserve so much more than this. Black people deserve so much more than this. This is not justice, it’s the inability to admit wrongdoing - this is the actions of a toddler, not a justice system.

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2 years

Anyone know a good Tesla mechanic? 😐

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1 year

Mark Davis hanging out with Ice Cube at tonight’s Rams game like

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@EngineMode11 It’s bananas that every time Carlos wins George DNFs

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6 months

The #LasVegasGP is doing the *very* American thing of significantly overpromising and significantly underdelivering. #F1

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@alexandrak

7 years

@ChrisRitacca @JuddLegum @thinkprogress I mean, I'm a @ChicagoBears fan, but I will kneel with you @ChrisRitacca and your damn @packers 😭

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4 years

@IjeomaOluo Remember to be easy on yourself. Breathe. When I’m looking for focus I put on something in the background I know by heart, so I can have that comfort and like, calm, then dive in.

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6 months

Pretending that @AstonMartinF1 is calling @alo_oficial daddy (instead of a more formal father) here.

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@AstonMartinF1

6 months

El padre is back. 🏆 #BrazilGP

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2 months

@SkyNews We’ve talked about this before, Sky. She has a job outside of being married.

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5 years

@SenatorRomney Tell that to your shitty boss

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4 years

@mekkaokereke @delohaas THANK YOU. When I manage, my entire goal is to grow each person, fast, so I can pay them more. This is a very good way to document that process and make sure that people are each getting the attention they deserve.

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6 years

@True_Rys @chrissyteigen I’m sure she is perfect and awesome

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3 years

@theshimmer_ I don’t know you, but I’m all about your vibe. I agree. Just let people live, christ.

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@_subera I would dance to get out of almost any amount of work TBH

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4 years

@jangelooff THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU @NYCMayor .

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@alexandrak

3 years

@hannahsl0an @kiddicusmaximus @kittynouveau @chrissyteigen That’s usually why 😂 and because in baking you want an even distribution of salt, which is a lot more difficult with a kosher salt. Most recipes are written with iodized table salt in mind, so they plan the sweetness to counteract.

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@cathyfarman @diameypaige @OhEmmeG My mom told me if I ever needed to get out of class, just throw up on your desk. Y'all took it one level up

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@alexandrak

3 years

@AkivaMCohen I have a general question re: the team and the blunders, what benefit do they get? Constant retries with more lawyers? Speedy path to appeals? I'm trying to find the angle.

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7 months

@f1multiviewer @danielricciardo @mereeedithh This is what happens when @brrrake is at a GP

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Alexandra Klasinski

@alexandrak

7 years

@freespirittalks @Shaplessodin53 @theejamesdavis Stand up for equality, stand up for black people, stand up for each other, fight against injustices, *until* all lives matter equally (Cont)

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@alexandrak

7 years

@Lejlie I was apparently a firestarter

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5 years

@chrissyteigen Ship it to @GrittyNHL

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@alexandrak

2 years

Can someone run into the Twitter office and scream "do User Research you coward"? All of these "plans" with no fundamental understanding of what the users actually need is the exact opposite of a Product Leader its ROUGH.

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2 years

@yunatalks Oh my god this is the absolute best

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@alexandrak

7 years

@freespirittalks @Shaplessodin53 @theejamesdavis But the situation is not there yet, so until then I repeat, Black Lives Matter. I hope you'll join in fighting for equality.

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@alexandrak

4 years

Today marks 7 years since I quit my job at Lomography. My last big marketing project was inventing International Film Photography Day (4/12) which I picked today, as it was my last day. It was my idea to sell more film and get more people interested in shooting film.

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4 months

Not to mention - why even go humanoid? Has creativity in Mahindra Racing met their limit?

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@alexandrak

3 years

@TedLasso Y'all are cute and the Lasso Social team is on point. RAISES FOR EVERYONE.

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@alexandrak

7 years

@freespirittalks @Shaplessodin53 @theejamesdavis But that's the issue, black people are not treated equally. Our country was even founded saying they're less people. We need to (cont)

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@alexandrak

3 years

I feel the worst for the really junior people at @basecamp who can’t afford to take the same stand as all the extremely senior folks I’ve seen leaving.

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@alexandrak

4 years

We’re all dead

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4 years

Hawaii's Kilauea volcano, one of the world's most active, recently formed a smiley face in its over 24-metre deep crater during an ongoing eruption. Mick Kalber of Paradise Helicopters captured the breathtaking scene.

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4 years

We're hiring software engineers at Microsoft, right now. Please reach out if you know anyone really looking or anyone that's been furloughed and wants to help make Teams.

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Alexandra Klasinski

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Hi. I now work at Microsoft.

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@hankgreen Nearly ever couple posts

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3 months

@jeppe_olesen 30 races is *not* needed.

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@alexandrak

3 years

I’m nearly 40. I just bought my first “new car” of my life.

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4 years

@ThaaBraat @thecultureofme I’m now getting calls from the “Chinese CDC”. 🤔

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@alexandrak

3 years

@idkthreat This is a great reaction to have to a serial abuser, tbh

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@paper_doll333 I LOVE this

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@alexandrak

3 years

@yunatalks If you are actually PM, Microsoft is hiring like crazy in Vancouver. I’d love to get you into the process.

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@alexandrak

3 years

I gotta say, @samhorine got me the best birthday cake ever.

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@alexandrak

2 years

@orchestructive @FinBizJedi A vastly important one: learn how to ruthlessly prioritize and understand what needs your A+ work and what can be a C/D effort. The world is so much easier if you don’t treat everything like it’s got to be your best work ever.

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