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My tweets are a collection of random, personal musings.

San Francisco, CA
Joined March 2021
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@_ladizaloca_
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2 months
She was 22 and a nursing student. Went on her usual run, shared her location with friends, took every precaution in the book, yet was found murdered. He didn't know her prior to running into her on the trail. He was simply a prowling blood thirsty demon look for who to devour.
@CollinRugg
Collin Rugg
2 months
NEW: Disturbing details released about the death of Laken Riley who was allegedly killed by illegal immigrant Jose Antonio Ibarra who "disfigured her skull." This is why the death penalty exists. According to newly released documents, Ibarra "physically" prevented Riley from…
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@_ladizaloca_
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22 days
Did y'all know that black girl sunscreen now has an SPF lip gloss? No? You're welcome!
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@_ladizaloca_
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4 months
Even your enemies make plans for you. How much more someone who claims to love you?
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@_ladizaloca_
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4 months
It's like they are planning to send single people to war next year. That must be the reason
@SidMich_
Sidnee Michelle
4 months
So… update: 💍🥹
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@_ladizaloca_
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16 days
My jaw dropped!
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@96MadeMe @DatGuy_DeMike That's his kid sister and that's her typical online personality. Everyone calls her squidward
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@_ladizaloca_
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4 months
On today's episode of "never settle"
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@_ladizaloca_
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4 months
Im happy for her, but may God help all the women across the country who will be victimized as a result of this headline. Congrats to everyone involved.
@SimplestKachi
Kenneth Kachi
4 months
Nigerians are great pple*** !!! Congratulations @_Debbie_OA
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@_ladizaloca_
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2 years
Omggg
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Off topic, but notice how the woman in pink keeps retrieving the dice after rolling and replacing it into the basket? Little signs like these are what show that a person is mentally present enough to be considerate of others even in heightened moments.
@Gwazavictoria
Sarauniya of Kaduna
10 days
An outdoor game I recommend
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@_ladizaloca_
Dza
11 months
Men who live like this always have girlfriends who will come stay with them. They will cook, clean, fetch water, do laundry, and shower in community bathrooms with no complaints. But I guess you people like to pretend for twitter.
@UTDReecy
REECY
11 months
Can a girl visit a guy who stays in such a room?
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@_ladizaloca_
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2 months
These are so gorgeous!
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@_ladizaloca_
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11 months
They are not vying for GWR, which is why they aren't adhering to strict rules. The goal is simply to cook for 120 hours and beat Hilda's record. To show that "what a sinner can do, a Christian can do better"
@Feyisparkles
FEYISAYO❤️🫶🏿
11 months
Chef Dammy even paused to sing praise and worship, she has broken several rules but we are the bad belles😭😭🤚🏿
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@_ladizaloca_
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7 months
The problem with us Nigerians/Africans is that we demonize our own traditions until we see it westernized or approved by the whites. Sharing this video where a white person explains it, so maybe you some of you will calm down with all the hot takes in my mentions.
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@_ladizaloca_
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6 months
Did a lil sumn with some of the pieces.
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@_ladizaloca_
Dza
6 months
This made me excited about my RabanneXHM purchases all over again 😁
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@_ladizaloca_
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2 years
@Biarmonychol @Nyakek This is not the insult you think it is tho
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@_ladizaloca_
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8 months
Someone check in the DIY girlies. It's getting crazy in there
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@_ladizaloca_
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3 years
@pixie_purfect Is he afraid to touch that booty or what??
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@_ladizaloca_
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4 months
If you go to KM 42 -48 of Lagos Ibadan expressway in the middle of December of any year, you will find at least 5000 women like this from Deeper life, MFM and Redeemed churches. But if agenda no agend, how una wan take chop?
@EASYBOI_IN_FUTA
OGUNLEYE ISRAEL A.
4 months
God Bless their Union. But wait.. Do Godly and Neat women like this still exist?
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@_ladizaloca_
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5 months
I just wnt to remind every1 that Philemaphobia, the fear of kissing, is a thing. If she's had limited sexual experience, she may not understnd why othr pple find it pleasurable. Some pple genuinely hate kissing &/or coming into contact w/ others body fluids. She prbly jst needs⏲️
@DAMIADENUGA
Dami’ Adenuga
5 months
They had their first kiss on their wedding day
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@_ladizaloca_
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3 months
The art of wooing is lost. Cos you people are really arguing about doing something nice for someone you are toasting? You're not serious at all. Wahala for who settle sha.
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@_ladizaloca_
Dza
8 months
"Meat is meat". The evil men are capable of will never not shock me to my core
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@_ladizaloca_
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1 month
And he so adamant and stubborn and hard-headed. People are legit trying to tell him, and he's vehemently arguing. This is the character of the average white American male. They'll swallow themselves feet-first before they give up an opinion, no matter how ill-informed
@paulg
Paul Graham
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@prateeks @HistoryEJ I suspect this was more common in past generations. From what I've seen kids now learn English from movies.
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@_ladizaloca_
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13 days
I know we like to pretend a lot on this Twitter, but it's common sense that if you're bringing a man to the primary living space of only women, especially at night, you should at least inform them.
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@_ladizaloca_
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4 months
Darkness and what now???? 😭😭
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@_ladizaloca_
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3 months
Some kind of talk doesn't concern me and my caliber of friends sha. Y'all be easy out there.
@reedah_of_dubai
MORENIKEJIMI🦋💙(Legal Hoodlum 🥵😌)
3 months
Sorry you guys I have one important question 🙋‍♀️ 🧎‍♀️ Do you call your friends boyfriend by his name or add brother or uncle?🥲
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@_ladizaloca_
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2 years
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@_ladizaloca_
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7 months
@Cyril__Ajah Sorry, but this analogy you are trying to draw makes no sense. Nowhere is it stated that newborn massage is supposed to help anyone win swimming competitions
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@_ladizaloca_
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5 months
Nobody is touching this dude!
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@_ladizaloca_
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7 months
@oluwatomiiwa Cite your sources for it not being proper pls
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@_ladizaloca_
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18 days
This may be a good time to call out @TomiwaOwodunni who borrowed money from me when I was a struggling NYSC member & never paid back despite all so much begging. I'd call this guy, and he would be speaking Hausa, feigning wrong number. I see you're a big boy now, pay me my N700
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@_ladizaloca_
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7 months
All of you shouting "trauma" will probably faint when you see this
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@_ladizaloca_
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7 months
Also "effectively passed down" is not he same as "effectively taught". That phrase is not putting all the blame on the older generation. If something is not being effectively passed down, it also could either mean it is not being properly taught or not being well received/learned
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Cable where?
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I work with men who will leave meetings to go pick up their kids from school or stay home cos their kid is sick. One of my colleagues has an hour on his calendar blocked off for kid pickup. Do that in Nigeria, and people will pull you aside to ask if you don't have a wife.
Feminists in western countries MIGHT have the privilege of not discussing gender roles and who cooks what, but definitely not us. We are too backward a society to exclude that. A country where women can't own/drive a car without being slut shamed? Gender war must dey
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@_ladizaloca_
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@_ladizaloca_
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2 months
This is them now btw
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@_ladizaloca_
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3 months
I think the biggest flaw about life is death. The unpredictability and finality of it is just too jarring
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@_ladizaloca_
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4 months
They won't pick from the women responding in the comments oh. It's the 1% that don't identify as "good women" that will be making them convulse.
@Theoladeledada
Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑
4 months
Drop your picture if you are a good woman like Mummy Zee Debbie. We have men out here looking for good wives.
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@_ladizaloca_
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2 months
Omgggg
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@_ladizaloca_
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3 years
@MercedesPichl @CNN Is this your husband?
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@_ladizaloca_
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7 months
@glamourngel1 This is detailed....and gentle. If it was to hard on the baby, they would be screaming their lungs out. These little things don't like any inconvenience at all
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@_ladizaloca_
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6 months
This made me tear up. I miss some good old parental love and care mahn! I'm could use a break from having to do shit all on my own
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@_ladizaloca_
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5 months
@hiamandag @Blackmillions_ You're such a dirty liar, and for what??? She'd literally stay up to cook for that man even though he came home late. He brought her snacks also and wasn't complaining about her eating them. Wtf do you gain from knocking down a woman who is already down? Such nasty behavior
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@_ladizaloca_
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4 months
@Dechelssy001 Scram pls!
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@_ladizaloca_
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2 years
@Jollz Jola if you pour anointing oil, those bones will live again
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@_ladizaloca_
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7 months
I have tears running down my face. Even with the life jacket and all 😭
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@_ladizaloca_
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7 months
@Marvilicious01 If you say so, who am I to disagree with your personal experience.
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@_ladizaloca_
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8 months
She got death threats! Men in her DMs were threatening to rape to death her over choosing to be single. Not once did she even slander men in that video. All she talked about was how she enjoyed her weekend as a single woman. An unhinged species, I tell you.
@Temi__w
Temi Wright
8 months
Reminds me of the TikTok lady that made a video about enjoying her single life and Twitter men dragged her for days, like how does it affect you ? A lot of men say marriage is bondage for them, are you not supposed to be happy a lot of women are opting out as well?
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@_ladizaloca_
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3 years
@radkira @hmmm_bot It's giving segregation
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The average person is conscientious, but very few people are truly selfless. So even when the intention for good is there, the mindfulness needed to be less self-absorbed isn't present. Unlike a lot of other traits, selflessness cannot be faked. You either have it, or you don't.
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Me. Because I do what I want and nobody can beat me
@Eminitybaba_
Commissioner for Dodo™️
1 year
@Ozelle_Kayom Lmaoooooo who actually does this?
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@_ladizaloca_
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7 months
@Cyril__Ajah Cyril pls! Massage is not food. Nobody said you should not feed your baby
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@_ladizaloca_
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4 months
@Ojay_B You can do what you like, dear. Ain't gonna hold ya
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@Munachimsoooo Apparently this is the menu she's working with 😭
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@_ladizaloca_
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4 months
If na food they wan take collect am, he should go pls
@_DebbieOA
MumZee✨🇳🇬
4 months
I've always been too lazy to wake up and get his lunch ready. But the day he told me a colleague brought two spoons so he'll eat with her, was the day I set my alarm for 4:50am.
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Feminists in western countries MIGHT have the privilege of not discussing gender roles and who cooks what, but definitely not us. We are too backward a society to exclude that. A country where women can't own/drive a car without being slut shamed? Gender war must dey
@Purpleandflawed
HARACHI
1 year
Listen, I hate this with so much passion. My relative smashed his wifes head in 2009 with a pestle because she served him “achicha” late at night. She was 3 weeks postpartum. Insisting that defined gender roles is not a conversation that is important is coming from a place of -
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@_ladizaloca_
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2 years
@samoye95 @ummyaseen123 You'd be tired by month 3 lol
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@_ladizaloca_
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2 years
I hate her mother. I hate Luke. I want Dean to suffer immensely. Rape is such an evil evil evil thing. Could never wish anyone well who participates directly or indirectly in the act #luckiestgirlalive
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@_ladizaloca_
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7 months
@jubileeiii It's a massage that is typically done for newborns for reasons like enhancing circulation, soothing sore and stiff joints or muscles. Reshaping malformed bones/limbs etc
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@_ladizaloca_
Dza
5 months
The problem is you people lack tact. Express to me no mean say you go use mouth tear me down.
@heyFxmi
Fxmi (Femi)
5 months
Everyday twitter proves why the average woman saying they want an expressive man is a lie.
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@wowgoshdamnit @cravemedia_ You don't have to know anything about people to have basic human decency
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@makispoke Oh shoot! That's a huge life change to spring up on a partner, especially if that did not appear in the cards from the start
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@_ladizaloca_
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2 years
We all saw how this babe started on here. Happy for how far she's come and the places she is going.
@whcinsider
White House Correspondents Insider
2 years
DC Based YouTube Influencer @the_odditty and Sec. @PeteButtigieg at the 2022 White House Correspondents' #GardenBrunch @whca
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@_ladizaloca_
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7 months
@Marvilicious01 Are you a doctor? Have you tried to dislodge mucus from a baby's lungs before? Pay tell, how does saline syringe draw mucus out from the chest area?
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@_ladizaloca_
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7 months
@Sl1m_Th1ck Because it was bent backwards😣
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@_ladizaloca_
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3 years
@AkanButNoJeezyy @larabillionaire Younger generation of white kids gonna finally have some rhythm and we'd have tiktok to thank for that.
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@_ladizaloca_
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2 years
@NoPauseTv_ Look how the kid kept flinching. He def hits him off camera
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@nonzo_3 Exactly my point
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@_ladizaloca_
Dza
17 days
A dating app for all my enemies, stumble
@Fayokunmii
Ambald Rose🫧🫠
17 days
A dating app for wicked people called, crumble
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And that has everything to do with how the average Nigerian is raised. Between parents and teachers, fear was used as a tool to inspire respect. The outcome is that if there isn't anything to fear about someone, the respect becomes nonexistent.
@TheTawah_
The Papi
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Nigerians respond better to fear than respect. It’s a culturally anomaly, Nigerians don’t respect who respects them, Nigerians respect who they fear.
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@_ladizaloca_
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5 months
Nothing says "I went to boarding school" like the way you make your bed. Only 3 things teach men to make a bed like this: 1) boarding school 2) being in the hospitality business 3) Prison
@JustinUg_
JustinUg
5 months
⭒ July archives ✨
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8 months
@fyrwox @ozzyetomi @FisayoLonge @fancy_temi It's the people that raised you I blame. They didn't twist your mouth enough growing up
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@_ladizaloca_
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3 years
I see Laycon going places in life. He's actually got talent
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@_ladizaloca_
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10 months
23 minutes into #SurvivalOfTheThickest and here are a couple gems I've heard. - You shouldn't be so available for a person when you don't know how they feel about you - Stop telling yourself no before somebody else tells you no
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@_ladizaloca_
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6 months
Had this in my drafts for like a week now. Anyway, happy Sunday.
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@_ladizaloca_
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3 months
There is something so satisfying about seeing people progress off their talent and hard work
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@_ladizaloca_
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7 months
@oluwatomiiwa I don't know what doctors are telling you that, but there are tons of articles and research that support the benefits of PROPER massage for newborns. Do a Google search in your free time
@_ladizaloca_
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7 months
The funny part is in both videos, none of the babies are crying. Babies are literally so flexible & it's obviously being done w/ care by somebody who knows what they are doing? So, what exactly is too traumatic? You can literally Google "infant massage" and see that it's a thing
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@_ladizaloca_
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@sirenspear @iamyesyouareno If you're too pissed, you can move out of the country they built for you and find someplace else that works for you.
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@_ladizaloca_
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18 days
Or was it even N900. That shit pained me to my bone. How much was I earning then? And if you see the way he acted like I was his last hope. Conned me into paying the driver that took us to the redeployment center, even promised to pay interest. Na wa!
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@_ladizaloca_
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6 months
@planetmari_ We memefied his pain 😭
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@_ladizaloca_
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5 months
She's not cringing away from his touch or removing herself from him embrace. It just seems to be the kissing that she has problems with. If it's their/her first kiss, they likely haven't had sexual relations. They'd by fine -I hope.
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@_ladizaloca_
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7 months
While this is great, I just want to remind everyone to be careful with your teeth while doing this because of the high acidity of lemons. Make sure to brush 30 mins after to prevent demineralization that come with regular consumption of acidic foods
@iamrenike
Renike
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Been taking tumeric + ginger + lemon + honey shots, first thing in the morning everyday for over a month now and I don’t know what the science is, but I feel great. My skin is clearer and my menstrual cramps are almost nonexistent.
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@oluwatomiiwa Omo, plenty people claiming medical school in my mentions today. Not everything is textbook knowledge pls. Also, you are very likely not in pediatrics.
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@_ladizaloca_
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@jelaniamri @EverydayDaSame @brownandbella Thinking like a child. And I bet that's a grown ass man trying to be married someday. Smh
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@_ladizaloca_
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This is one couple that adversity drew closer together instead of driving them apart. Most people are not that lucky.
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...and I smell so damn good too 😋
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While it can be learned, it requires conscious and deliberate effort to think consistently about others. This ties in with the earlier statement about having the level of mental presence required to be that person. Something that a lot of neurodivergents, for e.g., struggle with
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@_ladizaloca_
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I just want people to know that your IG feed is tailored/ curated based on your viewing activity. If you're seeing scantily clad women, it's because that is what you entertain.
@OneJoblessBoy
🐬 @𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆
7 months
“Our women think ‘I have breast, I have yansh’ is the table” - Dayo D1 Adeneye
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@_ladizaloca_
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2 years
@xogabbyelle_ She's seems so sweet, unbothered an unproblematic. The fact that she didn't even bash him at all and owned up to her faults is even more endearing.
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@_ladizaloca_
Dza
9 months
Facts! As a woman, if you're not open to the possibility of ever raising your kids by yourself, it's safter to not have any.
@imoteda
Imoteda
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The only way to truly avoid becoming a single mother is to not have kids.
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