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@DatGuy_DeMike

1 year

Pick you up at 7? 💐

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@DatGuy_DeMike

2 years

Unpopular Opinion: I enjoyed the lockdown when Covid first hit.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

Not arguing anymore.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

I’m the same thing without the “RE”.

I Am The Prize 🏆

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3 years

My biggest flex 😉

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@DatGuy_DeMike

1 year

He balled that $400 note up so fast. 😂

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

Shooters shoot.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

A flex.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 years

This looks so beautiful at somebody else’s wedding, cause I can’t see it at mine.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

1 year

Men shouldn’t identify their woman as “My Bitch”.

Heart Fairy ✨

@_AyandaB

1 year

Unpopular relationships opinions that would get you in this position?

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

Me at the wedding with an open bar.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 years

Everybody stop what you’re doing & tell our momma, auntie, and grandma Happy Birthday!!! 🥳

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@MoorInformation

4 years

August 21, 1949 — Actress Loretta Devine was born in Houston TX.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

She lifted that mf up like aluminum foil on thanksgiving.

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3 years

Stitch Hittin 🙌🏾💜

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 years

Keeping it a buck, she’s beautiful af and her personality puts her above a lot of people.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 years

This was the shit. 😂

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

“Like we rehearsed.”

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 years

My uncle 51 & sent me this at 6:30 this morning. I just wanna be this great.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

We?!

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@DatGuy_DeMike

1 year

I’ll ride for my dawgs all day, but once we get in that airport it’s all on you.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

2 years

I don’t care what the CDC say, you gone need them 10 days & a negative test to come around me.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 years

I don’t care what kinda movie it is, if they in it I’m watching it!

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@DatGuy_DeMike

13 days

Side Note: how y’all do that with y’all phone?

MS. UPDASCO

@SoArrogantBabe

15 days

I’m not myself on Reposado 😭😩🤍

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@DatGuy_DeMike

2 years

I would’ve cut this segment so short. 😂

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 years

Y’all......😭

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

“For better or worse” does not include cheating. I’m leaving.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

Dawg! 😭

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

barry mccockiner

@voIcanicloves

3 years

it’s not that serious 😭

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

Don’t go broke for Christmas spoiling somebody you can’t even post.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

7 months

Day parties are better than the club.

BAMIDELE🕊

@nihiinn_

7 months

What opinion about Adulthood will have you like this?

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

Black people are showing OUT this year & guess whose next?!

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@DatGuy_DeMike

5 months

The waitress: You want a strawberry what? Me:

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 years

A southern love story.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

I’m leaving for a lack of anything you not tryna fix.

Sunshine On A ☁️ Day ☀️

@prettyass_ap

3 years

Y’all leaving a relationship for lack of quality time ?

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

Everybody hate us till they need us.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

9 months

Why y’all still traveling to Hawaii with everything going on & them folks told y’all NOT to come over there??

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 years

Not a screenshot. Not a bookmark. A like. Wow.

Dee Holt 🍎🍟🍎❄️ ➏

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4 years

I peeped that Bae had liked a picture of these Uggs and a Puppy on Twitter. Got her both and she love them😁🐶❤️

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@DatGuy_DeMike

1 year

It’s even funnier when you realize that’s the only one he got rid of. 😂

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@DatGuy_DeMike

1 year

Cause getting charged because the sun went down is criminal!

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1 year

I think establishments are getting too comfortable passing their operating costs onto customers.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

11 months

I was a pharmacist. My ex-wife & I were friends since kids. My work week got hectic & I got home late one day to a cupcake on the table. Forgot my wife’s birthday. She ended up cheating on me & leaving me for an investor who took her on business trips.

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11 months

what’s the worst way you ever got dumped?

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@DatGuy_DeMike

2 years

“Can you marry the sneaky link?” “…..I did.”

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@DatGuy_DeMike

1 year

Women really do prepare you for the next woman. My ex taught me how to wrap gifts & now I’m wrapping my girlfriend gifts perfectly. Happy Holidays! 🎄

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@DatGuy_DeMike

5 years

Hands down caramel was the best one. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@DatGuy_DeMike

5 years

It’s the small things that get me excited as an adult. 😅

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

Sex can knock a woman’s cycle on. Either wash it & keep it pushing or just get a boyfriend.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 years

To be an adult on live tv, asked repeatedly to stop doing a certain thing, and you purposely ignore her request is completely disrespectful. She’s need a public apology. @WAVY_News

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@DatGuy_DeMike

2 years

@lNTERNETBBY Amber: “You just want a house full of biracial children that serve you.” Beyn:

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@DatGuy_DeMike

1 year

She got a point. 😭

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@DatGuy_DeMike

1 year

You invited me over. You knew I was coming, & proceed to say “excuse the mess” when I come in?

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@DatGuy_DeMike

13 days

The app is called Big for my seasoned folks. 😂

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@DatGuy_DeMike

11 months

I thought you folded your eye lids up.

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these lashes so mf sexy

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@DatGuy_DeMike

11 months

Soon as I stepped a big toe on the ship!

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@DatGuy_DeMike

11 months

I just came back from my first cruise & BOY!

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 months

This what I call, “turn you every way but loose.” 😂

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4 months

I have never in my life seen a sloth get active like this 😭

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@DatGuy_DeMike

1 year

I’m not even breaking it up. I don’t want them to think I was involved. Ima politely get the police & point.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 months

& I’m suppose to be okay with somebody who can’t get me food on the way to my house?

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4 months

His wife paid off his student loan debt 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 Take a listen 👇🏼👇🏼🫶🏼

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@DatGuy_DeMike

1 year

@_halip Et all! Think ima be on a grey hound for 17 hours cause YOU AINT LIKE THE WAY ANOTHER N***A TALK??

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@DatGuy_DeMike

1 year

Really shouldn’t address any woman as “bitch” in any context really.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

10 months

Everybody who drunk brown in undergrad, drinks tequila now.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

13 days

Idc what folks say about the younger generation, y’all aight with Unc!

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@DatGuy_DeMike

2 years

Black women get bored & collect degrees like infinity stones.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

2 years

I saved so much money. Lol.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 years

What do you call a frog that parks illegally? Toad. 😭

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@DatGuy_DeMike

1 year

I love older black women. We already joking before I get to the counter. I’m checking in for a flight & she ask me would I be willing to catch the next flight cause they’re overbooked. I asked how much they paying, she said how much you want. 😂

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@DatGuy_DeMike

2 years

I’m sorry dawg his head tilts take me out every time! 😭 he wanted to say.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 months

I was on the plane headed home about to take a quick nap when I felt some shaking on my leg. This older black lady was shaking so bad with anxiety from the flight. I reached out my hand and she held it tight. She eventually calmed down. ❤️

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@DatGuy_DeMike

5 months

“go to hell” gotta be in the top 5 funniest responses.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 years

Frat shirts & Alumni shirts will always be worn during traveling.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

HOLD TF UP?!

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@DatGuy_DeMike

7 years

......but God.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

Buddy didn’t just cheat ONE time, he said he cheated with MULTIPLE women! & he presented his woman for the FIRST time to the world........in a bonnet. 😭

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 months

It’s men out here that’s for you, but you have to let go of what’s not.

The lady in Red when everybody else is wearing Tan

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4 months

I was telling my husband that I don’t know how I’ll tie my gele to church tomorrow and that I hate the fact that I don’t know how to tie gele after learning over and over again. Guess who is on YouTube learning gele styles so that he can help me tie it. 😂😂

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

If your significant other cheats on you and you take them back, you now have accepted the fact that they’re a cheater. What you allow will continue. If you’re not strong enough to leave, then let them cheat in peace.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

18 days

I really thought I was gone be married by 25.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

1 year

@Goddamnqam Down the street at the Citgo.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

@mselyserobinson Who said I wanted to be in the DMs.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 years

It’s homecoming season with no homecomings.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

@__thekei I’m a brick layer. 🥲

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@DatGuy_DeMike

5 years

“I pull up to the club V.I.P. Gas tank on E, but all dranks on me.....” Tonight about to be legendary! #MillennialTour

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@DatGuy_DeMike

2 months

Halle seeing everybody eating that yt boy alive.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 years

My supervisor called me in his office. He asked if there was something I needed to tell him. Me being confused, “Not that I know of”. He said I’ve been reported of misusing the Internet. He hands me a sheet of all the websites & why was it a PROMOTION! 🙌🏾

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

I’m using gorilla glue as the foundation for my next relationship.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

1 year

I through out a number & she said that’s all, I kept going up until one of the other flight attendants said “🖐🏾👌🏾”. I said $800, she put that $800 in so quick! I never wanted to miss a flight so bad! 😂

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@DatGuy_DeMike

5 years

If you from the country you know.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

4 years

Here’s the apology.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

11 months

I thought this was a safe space & y’all laughing at my pain. 😔

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@DatGuy_DeMike

3 years

Buddy didn’t just cheat ONE time, he said he cheated with MULTIPLE women! & he presented his woman for the FIRST time to the world........in a bonnet. 😭

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@DatGuy_DeMike

1 year

There’s no man walking this earth that didn’t learn from his previous relationship(s). Whether it’s cooking, communication skills, or simple as wrapping gifts. If you’re with a man right now you either have the final product or you’re helping develop one, & that’s okay.

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@DatGuy_DeMike

2 years

Stop giving people number out without their permission!