@chiweethedog
My friend named Brian moved to Honduras after college and kind of forgot how to speak English. He forgot the word co-ed and asked a girl if she still played bisexual soccer
@joshgondelman
Thanksgiving Reddit: My fiance came over to my family's for dinner and told everyone that I actually hate my family and I have an off centered butthole. my family got upset and now they want to disown me and he was laughing at me in the car while I was crying. Am I the Asshole?
@ZeframM
@laurenhtexas
It was funny when we were making fun of white people putting bare chicken breast in the oven. Now thatās used for actually trained chefs teaching you how to spatchcock a whole chicken itās just annoying.
@RowanKaiser
@notdylm
Ironically that movie killed Merlot because it was mass produced crap to where now Merlot is mostly grown for blends and as a result it has low growth and general high quality
@equine__dentist
Iāve been saying for awhile that they might not make me laugh the hardest but their comedic hit rate is almost perfect. One of the very few viral internet stats to keep a consistent product
@FloatinMangrove
@bbornaa
No. I see someone buying a snack. Itās not amusing to see someone walk in a store and buy food. If Iām walking by the store and I want an apple id walk in and buy an apple. How is that in any way amusing?