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@dimitripilled

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Pittsburgh Pirates, philosophy, occasional conspiracy theorizing, a great deal of dumb posting. not much of anything but Catholic and stupid. John 21:15.

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i have never heard of philosophy
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smarter people than me pin their threads at the top of their profile, and i'm nothing if not unoriginal so i'll follow suit. at the time of writing, everything broadly relates to the occult/esoterica/religion and political power, a trend which i imagine will continue.
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Just got my spotify wrapped
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This guy is gonna be a boss battle in the race war
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WOW. Mingus Reynolds of Texas Tech wins the NCAA National Championship in Wild West Mobility Shooting. This is Texas Tech’s 11th National Championship in the sport. Is TTU a dynasty? Here are the highlights:
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Yeah the staple food for the longest living people on earth is probably secretly killing you. Please read more.
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White rice is as bad as candy when it comes to heart health: study
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This kind-hearted woman aside, do people really perceive $75k a year as a low salary?
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blackpilled incels HATE her
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Nick Mullen mourning at Stavros Halkias' grave
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The "Icon Of The Seas" sets sail in January 2024. 5610 passengers, 2350 crew members, 5 times larger and heavier than the Titanic, 19 floors with more than 40 bars, restaurants and bowling alleys. What a monstrosity!
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@BurnerDontask It’s wild how some people still get offended if you tell them that the Rock is blasting. Like they refuse to accept it, the very idea is offensive
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Does anyone else get the feeling that in 20 years we’ll be watching news clips like this the same way we watch the clips leading up to the Gulf War talking about Iraqi soldiers unplugging incubators in Kuwaiti hospitals? Will anyone feel shame for falling for blatant propaganda?
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“The Israeli soldiers discovered babies with heads cut off” Hamas beheaded babies.
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Dude has embodied the stereotype Texas perfectly. Good for him.
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@Silent_Mandible There will be heroic ballads sung of Mingus for centuries to come
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Lmao at “tuskeegee” in the green box of “acceptable conspiracies” and “government-made diseases” being all the way at the top in the anti-semitic point of no return
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v1 vs. v2 (cf. v3 below)
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Basically the only professors I’ve ever encountered who took teaching seriously and were willing to critically engage w students have been either Marxists or super devoutly religious
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@DeWittBFartin She’s up all night to get woke I’m up all night on my phone She’s up inhaling juul smoke We’re up all night to change genders We’re up all night to change genders
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@cilantrobot Out of respect for my Muslim brothers and sisters الحمدلله
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finished "the power of ritual in prehistory" by bryan hayden which i think is an essential read for the parapolitically inclined. major implications for the study of terror, the occult, the state, the bourgeoisie and the relation between all four--i want to summarize a bit below.
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like this if you’re a guy who likes to hang out
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funniest wikipedia pages are the ones for conspiracies where it says in the intro like “this has been fully debunked and rejected and everyone knows it’s absurd except for the completely insane” then the body paragraphs are like “the conspiracy is true, but really what is truth?”
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Being male is so awesome cause you can talk to schizophrenic dudes on the street and they’ll tell you about 80’s baseball and assassinations instead of how nice your ass is
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Analytic philosophy types love making fun of continental philosophy for being all incomprehensible nonsense, then half of analytic philosophy is like “Imagine that there’s a secret color ‘Gru’ that’s green when you see it and blue when you don’t. All emeralds are Gru.”
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as usual, YA authors do incalculable damage to the world
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The most important lesson from Pinochet and Franco’s regimes should be recognizing that fascism is never meant to last. The entire point is to return to “stable” liberalism as soon as possible—the “thousand year reich” is just mythological rhetoric.
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Educational lesson for all of you: capitalize the Allah in mashAllah/inshAllah, that’s the name of God
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I honestly have a lot of respect for those weird marketing efficiency grindset guys who use their demonic powers for good. Like figuring out how to nip every music copyright case in the bud is the least likely outcome here. Dude’s like an intellectual property Merlin.
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My guy brute forced every single melody in human history then copyrighted them all
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Schizophrenic neighbor described 9/11 as “when the world trade center got the oklahoma city treatment”
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Half of teens now say they don't enjoy life.
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Just found out about this game from 1987 where the Soviet national team scrimmaged UNC in basketball, and a bus full of NC State students went to the game to cheer for the Soviets. Heroic
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@uncledoomer Wowh…beer…and SEX?…so epic…
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it was amazing to me when i learned how particularly unread americans are among wealthy nations. like they say that normal russians can quote pushkin and shit, we really are just particularly culturally malnourished
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How do foreign historians treat major “parapolitical” events in US history? E.g. do Chinese historians accept the Lee Harvey Oswald JFK narrative?
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@dklmarxist It’s kinda bizarre how normalized it is for dudes in committed relationships to just jack off to other girls on a daily basis, girls are 100% justified to be mad about that
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Porn addiction’s bad but like have you ever met anyone who’s died of a porn addiction
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Porn addiction is the worst addiction
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@dklmarxist Imagine the lives of the people who spend hours just drawing new Wojak variants to more accurately depict their self-loathing cuck fantasies
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Smoking that shit that put Huey Lewis on the news
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said it before and i’ll say it again: what’s the latin word for a shortsword of this sort
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@pastichepsyop Getting rt’d by muslim influencers rn I have done good in the sight of Allah
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As someone who’s never listened to chapo, it’s really interesting realizing over the past few days that all the twitter communities I’m somehow part of except for Pirates twitter basically were built around Chapo
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@ImSmilingRn Late nights when you need my yolk
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We're rapidly moving towards a point where robots write literature while humans flip burgers and push shopping carts. This is the most pathetic dystopia, humans do the monotonous labor while AI does everything that makes life meaningful.
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Just repugnant people really
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18-year-old brother told me about a gambling app he uses that lets you sportsbet with fake money before you’re 21, so long story short they’re literally just preprogramming teenagers to be gambling addicts
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the focus on who “is CIA” is mostly just a distraction from the fact that all mainstream American culture today must come from bourgeois educated people, and their families will inevitably have those intelligence connections.
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@gracecthdralprk David Foster Wallace was apparently planning a short book on porn in the late 80's which eventually fell apart, would've loved to see his take on that. But would be impossible to foresee how all-encompassing porn would become in the future.
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This author is canceling a book set in the Soviet Union because of people telling her it’s inappropriate to publish a book set in Russia rn. NPR libs are literally living in a new Red Scare and cannot comprehend that they’re the only people feeling it.
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Important announcement about THE SNOW FOREST. Please note that if you were charged for your pre-order, you will be fully refunded. Thank you so much.
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it is so fucking funny that they explicitly said they need the disinformation board to stop minorities from breaking off of the narrative
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20 books to read in your 20's: 1. Infinite Jest (x19) 2. Programmed to Kill
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Entire map should be painted black
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Nagamy 🦉
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Map of USA by hitler particle density
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I miss when the word “incel” was something I only heard from 13-year-old half-Filipino anarcho-capitalists describing the struggles of being 5’7
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Introducing our Fall Preview cover stars: Ayo Edebiri, Rachel Sennott, and Emma Seligman 🍿
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@ImSmilingRn (At a bar) Saw you guys have margaritas. Could I substitute bone broth for that?
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something incredibly funny about wikipedia identifying babies as “implicit atheists”
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I genuinely think that stuff like this makes people right wing
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Spooky season👻👻🎃🎃
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@jesuslasupajew Almost every song with “rock” in the title is one of the worst songs ever. Old Time Rock and Roll and I Love Rock and Roll gotta be like bottom two songs of all time
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@TheMonkeyJungle *buzzing instantly on every question* “Haha that’s so much fun”
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Both regimes transitioned to average liberal democracies without violent opposition. Fascism was just a temporary condition of normal capitalism in the face of a legitimate threat to the status quo.
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@smokeismedicine I wish I had this when I was like 8 so I could write a note that says “my sister is gay” and leave it in the most obscure crevice in there
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Chinese Chief Keef on Hold My Liquor: I can't handle no Uyghurs But these Muslims will be Chinese
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Reality Winner being a real person involved in real intelligence operations is all the evidence you need that thomas pynchon novels are entirely factual accounts of real events
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The Divorced Lindyman: Don’t see my kids much anymore.
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My teacher just emailed us to tell us he’d be 20 minutes late because he’d been “wandering aimlessly”
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Every New York post is like “are you telling me they don’t have VENUES WITH LIVE MUSIC outside of New York?” “Are you telling me they don’t have RESTAURANTS WITH SANDWICHES outside of New York?”
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@somhairle_ This is your daily reminder that belgium should not exist
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It is so funny how mad people get about the slightest insult towards video games lol
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Last night, 39-year-old composer Ludwig Göransson won his second Academy Award for his score to ‘Oppenheimer’. In a heartfelt speech, he thanked his parents for giving him his foundation in music.
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Aberration in the Heartland of the Real is rapidly gaining in status as a /lit/ meme. The Plan is going perfectly
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@uncledoomer it’s so absurd how the Fact Checkers have convinced a bunch of people that since one particular pizza place wasn’t the central locus of a massive trafficking conspiracy, the entire theory of “there is in fact a massive trafficking conspiracy” is now invalidated
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I met Thomas Pynchon. She’s Black
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Saw someone saying that english teachers telling you to look at symbolism in books is a precursor to conspiracy theorizing. Unsurprising that all my enemies hate reading anything deeply
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@Dakota045143812 it seems like stav wanted badly to be a Real Comedian and thought he’d never get recognized as one if he stuck with the podcast. and idk, guess i can respect it.
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My uber-conservative polish Catholic grandma is just randomly Saddam-pilled. She's like "oh he kept the terrorists under control, he treated the Christians good, Bush was just a Masonic intruder." Just the most random thing
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The Hill
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Hillary Clinton and “Hamilton’s” Lin-Manuel Miranda are reportedly stepping into the spotlight for President Biden’s campaign, hosting a Broadway-themed fundraiser together.
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Pixies if Will Smith was the frontman: Where is my wife
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what’s wrong with his eyes? is this some weird flaw in the holograms or is the executive branch just on hitler-levels of amphetamines to survive the day?
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You can’t be pro-insurrection and pro-cop. You can’t be pro-insurrection and pro-democracy. You can’t be pro-insurrection and pro-American.
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Met the single most powerful man on earth: Chinese dude triple majoring in math (topology specialization), physics, and philosophy (with a major interest in Heidegger) who picked Abraham for his English name
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@PYeerk favorite comment here is “a ton of people have lost their livelihoods to lockdowns and such, but not the truckers, so why are they protesting against lockdowns?” if the bad thing doesn’t directly affect you, it’s not your problem.
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to give you some basic background on the book: hayden's chief argument is simply demonstrating the validity of the secret society as an interpretative tool in archaeology, showing its omnipresence in complex society. ('complex' encompassing farmers and some hunter-gatherers)
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Never trust a cute blonde girl dawg I was talking to this girl about her family and stuff and it turns out some great uncle or something of hers was a literal Operation Paperclip scientist
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@marina0swald i miss when wojaks were just funny lil guys you put next to a post when you felt a lil down
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we went from the libs girlbossifying big pharma to literally canonizing the military-industrial complex entirely seamlessly
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St. Raytheon of the Javelin, patron saint of slagging Russian armor.
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Update: he's now explaining Lyndon Larouche's thoughts on 440 vs 432 hertz music
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My teacher just emailed us to tell us he’d be 20 minutes late because he’d been “wandering aimlessly”
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People who argue in favor of teaching fiction in schools always have these idealistic arguments about how it “teaches you to be human,” which is true and good, but the much simpler argument is that learning to read fiction well is one of the most applicable skills you can get.
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@dklmarxist what i really hate about his music is how so many of his popular songs are just these nonsense collections of one liners with no real theme or direction. like you could put any stanza of bonfire in any random spot in the song and it wouldn’t make a difference. becomes exhausting.
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Lol now Reddit is saying that Putin orchestrated getting Zelenskyy to take that SS veteran into Canadian parliament. How much cognitive dissonance do you need man
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A computer should last like 150 years, these things should be passed down for generations and feared like an ancient family relic
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Surprised/disappointed that I haven’t seen anyone taking up the angle that a guy named Mr. BEAST performing false miracles and promising to earn fame and power is obviously just Satan
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US schools will send every young industrious student to jail before they break one single contract with an MIC firm
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ashok kumar 🇵🇸
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If this was happening in China, it would be on the cover of everything under the headline “the return of Tiananmen Square” and western leaders would be calling for regime change
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(Is this a stealth “Marxism is like religion” post?”
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Making one of these "why didn't we learn THESE in school?" charts but it's all just like literary analysis, dialectical thinking, appreciation of poetry, different forms of philosophical logic and judgment, etc.
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Do you agree?
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Michael Jordan reading Infinite Jest
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but what we're interested in is what it presents regarding the origin and development of secret societies. hayden notes that it is critically important that these societies cannot be found in simple hunter-gatherer societies, likely for one reason: a lack of economic surplus.
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Beyond insane how even mainstream media outlets are basically just saying "yeah, Boeing killed that guy" and they're still not gonna face any consequences
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It’s so annoying when you try to critically view anything and people just hit you with “your life must be sad if you’re so negative all the time.” Like, I’m sorry if I don’t enjoy “turning my brain off,” I don’t want to just mindlessly “enjoy” things by not thinking about them.
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Dawg zoomers are literally sociopaths these high schoolers are like 50% in favor of killing homeless people because they’re “useless”
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@StarToasters Because anything you didn't learn in grade school history or an NY Times article is conspiratorial in nature
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@TheyCallMeHimay @dklmarxist Porn has done absolutely nothing to lessen infidelity lmao, it’s not an alternative at all
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The average "science" type is so foolish at to unironically think that any beast of the earth could ever match the divine intellect endowed upon Man when he is made in the image and likeness of God
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Curiosity
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It is probably easier to teach a dolphin quantum physics than to teach you!
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Average Amerikan high school class schedule: Trickonometry Trickonomics Grafting Lessons Tricknological Engineering Lunch (unseasoned) Trickstory Home Trickonomics Physikkkal Trickification
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