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Talk to your doctor about anything. Science communicator and professor of biology. Division Director. Polymath. I question EVERYTHING. Same on Bluesky.

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5 years
A collision of two vortices and their resultant tori. The results are amazing!
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4 years
I lost my dad today. I'm not looking for sympathy. I just want to say that the world is a little worse. Think on the good things in your lives. Hug your loved ones a little harder. Listen when they speak to you. Love them so much it hurts. Bye Dad. I love you.
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Every guest for Thanksgiving canceled. I'm sitting here by myself with food for 12 people. How's your day? I'm not thankful for the silence, but I hear the message.
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4 months
My sweet kitty crossed the rainbow bridge today. If you have a companion, please pet them a little for me. Love them just a little more. Squish them just a little tighter.
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9 years
Delphine enjoying the grass http://t.co/WkvVNOBVW6
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7 years
This is Walter. He'll have none of your shenanigans. None of it.
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@mukuba_charity They buried them in a loving embrace so they would be together forever. Likely story you conjured up. By the way, that image is from Sofia Voutsaki’s excavation of ‘Mycenaean Sparta' in 2013.
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4 years
Pierce Brosnan and Colonel Sanders:
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It's camouflaged. For space. It's green and brown camouflaged. For. SPACE.
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4 years
Using the worst possible units of measure, how tall are you? I'll start...I'm 6 feet tall.
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3 years
It took 72 million people to do what 100 could have done in January.
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8 months
This should only upset 756 people.
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It’s time billionaires paid at least a 25% minimum tax.
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4 years
Explain that, @physicsJ .
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6 years
@thehill FFS...
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2 months
I'm reminded of a story about a man who looks at the paper each day but never buys one. When asked why, he said, "I want to see the obituaries." "But sir, the obituaries aren't on the front page." "The one I want to read will be."
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Dahlia wanted in the photo. She is 17 and almost old enough to vote.
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@GaryMillrat I'd have been okay with that, had they called me yesterday or during any of the hours between 630 and 12 before I cooked it all.
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2 months
I see Gen X is trending. Did we die?
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1 year
Smol
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4 years
@gnuman1979 Underwater volcanic eruptions are awesome!
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Nothing can prepare you for this cinematic masterpiece:
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@KaitMarieox @Debourke That is not at all what was said. You posted an edited version of the conversation discussing the apparent problems of men in todays climate, then once the sarcasm came through (and the unwelcomed touch) you escalated it. You performed a stimulation of mob-mentality.
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5 years
My urologist said I have a healthy prostate. I was deeply touched.
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6 years
@VP @USPS Take her name out of your mouth.
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Anti-mask people think the virus can pass through but CO2 stays.
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@realDonaldTrump 58 people from las vegas were killed by a citizen and you did nothing about it.
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I'm sorry. Did a hospital just tweet that it shouldn't be receiving sick people?
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Not feeling great? Your appointment can wait. If you or your child are coming to one of our clinics but are feeling sick, please call & rebook your appointment for when you are well. Thanks for helping keep our patients and staff safe & healthy.
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@mikelking Most has been given out to other families. I'll have enough for another day or so.
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1 year
[Stares directly at Samson]
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3 years
She says while wearing glasses.
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
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A parent at a Birmingham (Michigan) Board of Education meeting about mask mandates for students says “if God wanted us to cover our mouth and nose, he would have made us that way.”
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2 years
@TheeBlaackLamb Where are the heads of those shrimp? Why are the shrimp orange as though they were cooked?
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7 years
In an alternate universe:
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4 years
A children's hospital is now offering to see adults because of the overflow from COVID-19. Kudos to the hospital, shame on the governor. In his haste to please trump, Abbott willfully denied science and epidemiologists' advice, encouraging 2k Texan deaths. #AbbottBetrayedTexas
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6 years
@AP An off-duty officer illegally entered a man's home and commanded him, in his own home, to do things unwarranted so she shot him.
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3 years
Good.
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5 years
Vaccines are safe. Education is good. The Earth is an oblate spheroid. The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Everything is chemicals.
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9 months
Same, little pastries. Same.
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7 months
Anyone else just survive the 5g rapture?
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Become ungovernable.
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Birds are stealing “anti-bird” spikes and building their nests with them.
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@ChuckWendig My drunken stepdad cut my face with a pocketknife to remind me I wasn't his child. He said "every time you look in the mirror, you'll remember." I have one on each cheek bone. I survived and learned what a parent *isn't*.
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@atrupar Notice how no one is upset that he liked the posts or commented. People are upset that he worked to harm and harass others for being who they are. They never apologize for harming people with their legislative efforts.
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I was filling-up just now and saw a man with a USPS hat on. I asked if he worked there and he said yes. I told him thank you and he literally teared up. He said "You have been the only one to say something nice to me today." The USPS employees are hurting.
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Holy crap. This is horrendous.
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@whenpigsflyyy @elyse4design Multiple people from separate groups.
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I disagree.
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@MartinKulldorff
Martin Kulldorff
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"One of the most disturbing images of the Covid-19 pandemic was when a teacher .. forced a mask on a crying toddler .. In some ways, the U.S. government .. treated all of us like toddlers, compelling us to endure draconian Covid measures" - @HRaleighspeaks
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@NRA Doctors are telling you there is an issue with guns. Listen to us. We see it far too often to stay silent.
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3 years
My Orchestra? Electric Light.
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My crüe? Mötley.
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I'm still very proud of this image.
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Adobe Lightroom
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one photo that makes you go "i did that"
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The engineering part of my brain is screaming.
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@AnIshia420 @AP Neither of those explanations make the crime anything less than murder. She was carrying a weapon, misused her authority, escalated the situation, and murdered a man in his own home.
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The metric system is a farce. Who needs that when we have...[checks notes]...washing machines.
@KSHB41
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A sinkhole roughly the size of six to seven washing machines has closed the northbound lanes of State Line Road near 100th Street in Kansas City, Missouri.
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Playing with the cat: (•_•) /\ <) )╯/ \ / \ \ ¿ ╱|、 (˚ˎ 。7 |、˜〵 じしˍ,)ノ
@OKWildlifeDept
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@LtUhura2017 I've already begun looking for people to feed. I don't believe in sin, but food waste is as close as I can think to being one.
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@kylegriffin1 He doesn't even recognize that he's done it. He's awful.
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@litlmisi5 I admit it hurts. A lot.
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@plantbboi That isnt holstered
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2 years
When I die, I'd like my remains scattered around the city. Don't cremate me, though.
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@ajplus This is literally abuse, torture, and a blatant abuse of power. To some, it could be argued attempted murder. They deserve jail.
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3 years
I try not to post pictures of fecal material on my Twitter, but please look at this shit. Abbott is a Republican.
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@kirstiealley Staying at a hotel isn't a right provided by the constitution.
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@realDonaldTrump Point to Iran.
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13 told me his teacher told him "monkeypox is just something they are using to scare us." 13 asked for his credentials in making the assessment about orthopoxviridae. He said "'cause I've worked on computers." 13: "those are jobs, not credentials. Call my dad." So proud.
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@IvankaTrump I see you blocked this particular instance from your video. I'm here to put it back.
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How many of the hysterectomies were performed to cover up rapes in the detention camps?
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3 years
War on Christmas? There's one house on my street that has a Biden sign in the yard, a staunch atheist inside, and it's the only house with lights up and a tree in the window. It's mine.
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@Jim_Jordan You covered up molestation. You didn't stand up to a bully when you had the opportunity. In fact, you sided with him. You made decisions that are detrimental to everyone on the planet rather than being mildly inconvenienced a few months. There are reasons you have the rep.
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I really like this shot. I accidentally pushed the button a little too early, but it came out "otherworldly" in a great way.
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I still chuckle at this
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I would pay @missdianemorgan money to have her read this as Philomena.
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#IveChanged the presidential seal to something more appropriate.
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Great suggestion for providers:
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@MorePerfectUS Record profits are stolen wages.
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@JaneTea4 The best gatherings!
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@realDonaldTrump This is voter intimidation and is illegal.
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Signs to look out for in the coming months: *Shortness of breath (dyspnea) *A dry cough *Fatigue *Unexplained weight loss *Aching muscles and joints *Widening and rounding of the tips of the fingers (clubbing) These are the signs of pulmonary (lung)fibrosis, a sign of COVID19
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I'm struggling today. Today is not a good day. I know I cannot save everyone but that statement fucking hurts to admit.
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It amazes me how many people are pro-pathogen. I'm no longer surprised we have polio again.
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@ItsMagdalenaaa @Closetted_Goth @JDugudichi @Findingthetrut1 It isnt being normalized, nor is it being supported by LGBT as a community. This entire idea is pushed to discredit LGBT.
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Bethany Christian Services is an adoption agent taking in refugee children so thay in 6 months an "abandonment" form may be used to make them legal for adoption by Christian-only homes. This is in line with DeVos' desire to "build god's kingdom." They are stealing kids.
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@Reagan92000 All the time. Most of us are surprised when someone wants to be with us.
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This is who trump is pardoning
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Jesus crust. Now I have AIDS/HIV deniers on my feed. This world is going absolutely insane.
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I'll state it outright...RFK Jr is a republican.
@MsMalarkey24
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Of course #Spoiler4Trump RFK Jr. floats pardons for J6ers & calls them “activists.” RFK Jr., May 2023: “the response to [the violent insurrection] should not be, ‘Oh, you’re unpatriotic, you’re un-American for saying that elections could be stolen.’”
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My son's browser history includes: how to steal Red Pandas, crate weight, shipping costs of large crate, xL gerbil water bottle cost. I am worried.
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We pay gop senators.
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So you would pay people not to work?
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@LT92692 @whenpigsflyyy @elyse4design 15 minutes *after* the scheduled time
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@sarahkendzior "What do you have to lose?" - trump "My children."- American parents
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Ummm...
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@lizzyemcee @thehill This motto is from the first transformers movie. I found it provocative then and sadly true now.
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Did a private citizen just give away US ally military strategy? @DeptofDefense
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This image speaks volumes. It was sent to me without a source. I want to credit the artist for seeing this situation as it really is.
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@VABVOX I appreciate the thought. I found a few families to help out and extended open invitation to them for Christmas and next TG. I'm certainly going to change who is invited to the table from now on.
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@softlytalk I do not have any of the answers, but I'll listen. Holidays can be stressful, to say the least.
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Bald is a hair colour.
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