Hey everyone! I've got myself a new character demo - and a website!
Need a comedic voice for your next project? Maybe a creepy, imposing one? Go ahead and let me know!
You can also reach me through
REAL WIZARDS FM
ft.
@VoiceQuills
and
@ScootusVO
who are both very very cool and good and you wanna go follow them sooo baddd if you aren't already oooooo
I hate YuGiOh. I summon one little guy, and then my opponent plays a spell with five paragraphs of text plus footnotes and it says because I slept less than 8 hours last night he gets to summon Nutbuster Dragon or whatever and the game is over and I should just fuck off I guess.
"Fuck all these limp-dick zoners and chickenshit grapplers. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of sauceless mixups and e-sports bullshit! Fuck FGC pride! Fuck the content creators! FUCK ALL OF IT! The FGC is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it-"
"Will that be all, detective?"
"Oh, just one more thing and I'll get outta your hair. Sorry, two more things. Three, that's it, three more things. Five more things. No wait, eight more things. Thirteen more things!"
Fibonacci Columbo was so much worse than regular Columbo.
a shrimp? am i to accept, as god's own truth, that the sea's very own abominable and chittering roach, was the one who took wok into hand and fried this rice?
You're going to want to see this, Dr. Hayden
ft.
@VoiceQuills
as Olivia Pierce and
@GetGianni
as Samuel Hayden. These two fully killed it, as I expected
"Yeesh, I got no idea who dis freeman guy is, but he sure is in trouble. Hey pal you know where I can find some more donuts, I ate all of em in da breakroom"
ALL THIS "BOTTOM RIGHTS" AND "TOP RIGHTS" DISCOURSE
ft. the wonderful
@amtraxVA
for elevating this very stupid jojo bit and causing unholy noises from my nasal cavity
by international demand, October 9th is officially Columbo Day. sorry gang i don't make the rules
thanks to lieutenant-columbro on tumblr for the original image:
Warner Bros Discovery is 'retiring' all Adult Swim games
A developer who owns the rights to one of the games asked WB to transfer ownership to him and they rejected his request
“I don’t know if they’re delisting it or deleting it"
(via
@Polygon
)
✨✨ quaso ✨✨
happy
#LupinSaturday
, yet again, friends.
ft.
@funnywes
as a pitch-perfect Albert and MystSaphyr () handing me this concept in the first place. incredible, the both of them