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bean/beans. Tweeting mostly about types of flightless birds I think I could take in a cage match.

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@CoachBeansTTU
Coach Beans
5 months
WOW. Mingus Reynolds of Texas Tech wins the NCAA National Championship in Wild West Mobility Shooting. This is Texas Tech’s 11th National Championship in the sport. Is TTU a dynasty? Here are the highlights:
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Alright fine. Go Washington.
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Tomorrow is going to absolutely break me isn’t it.
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2 years
Just picked out my Halloween costume.
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7 schools, 3 spots. Who is going to capture the hearts of Big 12 fans? Find out on this season of the Pac 12 is Dead.
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No one: Literally not a single soul: A typical SEC fan:
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1 year
2 dudes wearing matching pajamas, one dude lookin like he belongs in high school musical, and you go after Duggan lol
@Doc_Texas
University of Tampering
1 year
Ain’t no way TCU let their QB walk out in public like this. Max left everything on the field, including swag lol
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HOLY COW. Cletus Johnson of Texas Tech University just won the NCAA Blade Sport National Championship. Blade sport school!! Here are some of his highlights:
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Coach Beans
3 months
The mental state of a kid that has been camping out for 3 days eating nothing but adderall, zebra cakes, and twisted teas.
@barstoolttu
Texas Tech Barstool 🌵
3 months
Bro went down with the burning ship last night (Via: Jacksonboyd2/IG)
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5 months
No relation to @NjTank99 as far as I can tell. Not ruling it completely out.
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2 years
Man of my word 🤝 @FardawsAimaq
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9 months
Arch is going to be so good at SMU
@RecruitClique
CFB Recruiting
9 months
Texas QB Maalik Murphy is JACKED 👀
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Recruits take notice. This man has so much love for his players and his players have so much love for him.
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3 years
I’m out to eat dinner in Fort Worth wearing a tech pullover and I hear a “fuck Chris Beard” from across the restaurant. The world is healing.
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@CoachBeansTTU
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2 years
@kenofintegrity It literally costs $0 to delete all this shit
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You know how people have an angel and devil on their shoulder well I have these two mfs on mine
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I’m going to start a thread of my favorite Texas Tech memories. The first one being TTU legend Kurt Wilson.
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@CoachBeansTTU
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UT fans acting like a commissioner having disdain towards a school that tried to kill his conference not only once but twice is a big deal lmao
@josephcook89
Joe Cook
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Big 12 Commissioner Brett Yormark today: “Coach (Joey McGuire), I’m not going to put any pressure on you, but I’m going to be in Austin on Thanksgiving. And you better take care of business like you did right here in Lubbock last year.”
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At LeAsT wE dOnT LivE iN lUbBoCk. Yeah you live in the cesspool they call Austin
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@CoachBeansTTU
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There are schools in the state of Texas that had to downsize their arenas. I’m glad we didn’t have to do that.
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Geoff Haxton
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As a kiddo there was nothing better than watching a game at old GIA. Felt like your head was going to split. Then, I wanted to call games in that atmosphere. Red Raider Nation called. I'm glad I listened. Holy loud. #wreckem
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@CoachBeansTTU
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Im dying at this. Just a couple of Tech dudes on stage confused as shit.
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5 months
Just a tid bit here Matt Wells was constantly in recruiting battles with schools like La Tech, UNT, UTSA. Joey McGuire is winning recruiting battles over ND, OU, UT, A&M, Auburn, among many others. That’s nice. That’s very nice.
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6 months
I wonder what college these two handsome, world class, world champion athletes went to.
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2 years
If you’re a Rangers fan rooting for the Astros you are not a Rangers fan. Or a baseball fan. Or a good person. I actually hate you.
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@CoachBeansTTU
Coach Beans
5 months
1. Cal basketball is 3-7 2. Cal football lost to Texas Tech by 20 Brutal time to be a Cal fan
@askewshades
Devin Askew’s sunglasses
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In less than a year Cal will 1. Take Texas Techs 2 best basketball players 2. Beat Texas Tech by 20+ in a bowl game AND they have to live in Lubbock, Texas Brutal time to be a Texas Tech fan
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The most college house in Lubbock backyard I’ve ever seen.
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
5 months
Steelers offense
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TTU now has the highest ranked recruiting class in the Big 12 in 2024.
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I’m going to be best friends with ASU fans
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Cornelius on another level today
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I’ve watched this 100 times today. Bro absolutely ate.
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2 years
4:1 4 double cheeseburgers and 1 large chocolate shake
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There’s only one man that can save us.
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2 years
The Red River Rivalry is going to decide who gets 5th place in the SEC west
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Tech is bringing in the best recruiting class in its history, switching over to Adidas and getting new uniforms, AND getting the new 200 mil south end zone. That’s pretty tight.
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@CoachBeansTTU
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It’s going to come down to Behren Morton to ruin UTs season isn’t it
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America was robbed of ketchup vs mustard game.
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@CoachBeansTTU
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Nick Saban won the Independence Bowl with Alabama and ended with a 7-6 record in 2007. He went on to be the greatest college coach of all time. 17 years later Joey McGuire wins the Independence bowl and ended with a 7-6 record. Are we connecting the dots here?
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Zach Kittley to Jake Strong last night:
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2 years
Pat Mahomes being the face of the NFL and Josh Jung being the face of the MLB. Daniel Batcho being the face of the NBA.
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Tuesday. 7pm. USA. TTU vs OSU. Buy a ticket, show up early, be loud. Let’s get this back on track. This team deserves it.
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@CoachBeansTTU
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I love how we have a big passionate fanbase and that we don’t play in a little Mickey mouse gym.
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I’m dead inside
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4 months
Pretty wild the best QB ever in the history of football went to Texas Tech
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@CollegeSportsO
College Sports Only
9 months
#ThrowbackThursday : Name a forgotten college football KICKER. I'll start: Rutgers' Jeremy Ito, a.k.a. "The Judge." 👨‍⚖️
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2 years
West Texas > West Virginia
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We had a lot of recruits there. They know. This is the way.
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Jerry Jones to cowboy fans every free agency:
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Not now babe I’m looking up Josh Kelly highlights on tik tok
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I figured out why our team sucked last year. It was f*rdaws.
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The lads and I knowing that 18-22 year old kids putting a ball into a hoop now control our happiness.
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#1 player in the state isn’t in burnt orange like I was told he would be 6 months ago
@TexasTechFB
Texas Tech Football
5 months
The ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ is official! Welcome to the family, @iammike1x ‼️ #WreckEm | #REALationships
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This was the best playoff performance I’ve ever seen in any sport. Just incredible.
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Do NOT show videos of coach leading the students onto the court for the fight song it will make people upset
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NC state big boy may have won the battle but diabetes will win the war.
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Kind of wild being everyone’s Super Bowl
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The first 8 mins of the game vs the rest
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UT fans that have me bookmarked about to be in my mentions after beating a 6-5 Texas Tech team 😂😂😂
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There’s 0 excuse (if you live live in Lubbock county) to not make Tuesdays game. If you already have a ticket and can’t make it, give it to someone who can. Students I know y’all don’t have a test this early in the semester. Get your ass there too.
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2 years
The fact that twitter labels this as a “funny tweet” is just- 🤌🏼
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“SPACE U” lmao gtfo. Space is West Texas.
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Pro tip: You can tell the UT fans that actually went to UT apart from the t shirt fans bc they have their pronouns in their bio.
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Coach Beans
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Bother copy pasta’d this speech at the previous 2 schools he was at.
@OleMissMBB
Ole Miss Men’s Basketball
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There’s no place anybody would rather be right now than Oxford, Mississippi 🫶 @CoachBeard | #BuildTheCulture
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UT fans seeing I got my account back
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Fuck it. Cosmo the cougar highlights.
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Remember when people clowned Texas Tech for losing to NC State. Yeah sorry we lost to the team of destiny and could do nothing about it.
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I personally think TTU should wear these uniforms on Saturday. Would be a lot cooler if they did.
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Pulling up to Chimys for a margarita (I’m 30 years old)
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You gotta be a sick person to enjoy the Astros downfall
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The most Texas Tech team to ever Texas Tech
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My neighbors across the street put up an OU flag so I have decided to purchase a giant inflatable raider red for them to look at.
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Whoever Texas Techs starting QB will be they will have these targets to throw to: Mason Tharp 6’8 235 Jerand Bradley 6’5 220 Jj sparkman 6’4 225 Loic fouonji 6’4 210 With Zach Kittley calling plays. This is gonna be fun.
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Coach Beans
9 months
First pre season rank since 2008
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@On3sports
On3
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🚨NEW: 2023 Preseason College Football Coaches Poll
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If @FardawsAimaq commits to Texas Tech I will eat a live worm
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I ate a worm for a dude that runs like a fat kid, would go 2-15 from the field, and tried transferring mid season.
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BREAKING: Sources tell me that Quinn Ewers is a DONE deal and will be announced as soon as tomorrow. When asked about his decision between TTU and UT he said “UT really had no shot, those weirdos can go eat a costco sized bag of dog shit”. More details to follow.
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This K State team has that 2019 Tech team feel.
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“Dad, what was it like watching Graham Harrell and Michael Crabtree?”
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Coach Beans
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The Jones is about to reclaim being one of the hardest places to play and I couldn’t be more excited.
@JoeyMcGuireTTU
Joey McGuire 🌵
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Beautiful morning to go 1-0! Lets gooooooo #WreckEm 🌵
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TTU basketball with our 2 conference wins.
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On my way to cook cyclone Larry’s ass
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POV it’s November 24th:
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This year we are scrappy. Next year we will be scary.
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Can we please make these permanent @JoeyMcGuireTTU . I’m on my knees begging.
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Coach Beans
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Ah yes making plays on Sundays. Leads the NFL in passing yards and touchdowns - Patrick Mahomes (Texas Tech University) Leads the NFL in tackles - Jordyn Brooks (Texas Tech University)
@SherbalJustin
Justin Sherbal
1 year
@TexasTechFB1 @JamesBianchetta @5xSBChamps @CoachBeansTTU @OB_JasonS @Trilldyl8 The UT guys always fall in the draft but they’re the ones makin plays on sundays 🤧🤷🏼‍♂️
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Week 3 of coaching 5U soccer. They don’t listen to me. My own spawn has started calling me coach poopy pants. I’ve lost the locker room completely.
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Every time Mason Tharp gets the ball
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They all have 10-1 in their header.
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😔
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Texas tech sports to me 🥰
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The two most accurate throws of the night.
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One. More. Day.
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57-7? Nah 11-3 we own you.
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Ole Miss -3.5 ❌
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🐐x🐐
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If Texas A&M was a person
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2 years
Just bought 6 tickets on the TCU website for the mini plan. Total of $129 a person for all 3 games. Guys it’s CHEAPER than what they are trying to sell for single game tech tickets. Go buy them now. You can sell the other games.
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Pov you’re walking around uptown Dallas:
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On a date. She’s bashing Arby’s. I’m going to leave.
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Coach Beans
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Don’t ever come to a Tech game. Thanks ❤️
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Ted Cruz
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