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University of Tampering

2 years

Did this awhile back, but decided to do another one with some new additions/revisions: If College Football Programs were Game of Thrones: (thread)

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“Call me a bitch again, I’m a beat yo ass” 😭😭

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Lil Mama still hasn’t recovered from this

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What was the most embarrassing moment on live TV?

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bread, ribs, $100 bills

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what y’all wearing to the indictment party???

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America when NCAA video game drops

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We like 7 months from a college football video games. The feeling will be restored shortly

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Texans reading this:

JEWELer💎✨

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Idc how hard life get, I’m NOT moving to Texas.

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Shadeur played his high school ball in Texas, but wasn’t recruited like the QBs ranked ahead of him. He has every right to talk his shit right now.

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#Colorado QB Shedeur Sanders taking a shot at 6A Texas High School Football players wasn't something I expected. #txhsfb

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Ask Bama fans how fun is it playing Texas when you can’t injure their QB

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Arch Manning with (3) top 100 WRs, the #1 RB, and the best OL class in the last 6 cycles

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Damon might have given us an all time top 10 comedy film with this one

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Which Wayans brother is the funniest?

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Plz keep him away from the football team until after the season 🙏🏾

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This app is undefeated

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Genuinely don’t think Arch Manning would play a single down at Alabama.

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Penix when the opponent isn’t Texas

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Arch got one fit, and he don’t care what we think about it

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It’s only appropriate

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“Better have fun m’fer”

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This is why you do mat drills in the offseason

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@TheDunkCentral @getnickwright @FTFonFS1 What if I told you MJ still made this dunk

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2 years

Btw, no more Hudson Card slander. He battled thru injuries today and still almost pulled the upset.

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4 years

*Nick Cannon drops a diss track 47 year old Eminem:

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T.I. was really running things for a minute 🔥

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“I should be in Houston right now.”

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Joey McGuire talked so much shit all off-season and just lost to Wyoming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Sark is 10-1 in year 3 with a roster he was fortunate enough to mostly flip via portal and recruiting. We have our guy. Let’s stop complaining and be happy. #HookEm

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2 years

Nobody: Quinn Ewers after his first win:

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Appreciate you 🐐 @FBCoachP

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Bama fans are exiting the stadium with 3:32 remaining on the clock. This was the ass whooping I prayed for.

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The only way Bama can beat Texas is by injuring our starting QBs

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8 months

Nobody: Our PS5 this time next year:

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6 months

Last night Longhorns replaced injured star RB with former 5 star C J Baxter. Then replaced injured star WR with former 5 star Johntay Cook. This is what building an elite program looks like.

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“If you tired of your Yell Leaders being all up in the internet videos. Finishing outside the top 25. Then come to Texas!” ~ T’Vondre “Suge” Sweat

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First Big 12 member to win the Big 12. Last year ever in the Big 12. Swept the Hatelful 8 2023 Big 12 Champs.

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This is crazy when you consider how poorly he was utilized lol.

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No. 7, Bijan Robinson in the record books!

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CP3 and Pat Bev 20 yrs from now

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They been beefing for 40 years 😂 (via @Steffeazy )

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Arizona & Oklahoma will play in Alamo Bowl, sources told @ActionNetworkHQ Kickoff: Dec. 28 (Thursday), 9:15 pm ET (ESPN) All my live updates ⬇️

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Quinn played in front of more fans during his HS state championship game

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Quinn Ewers in front of 30,000 rowdy TCU fans on Saturday

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@andrejohnson357 Hahaha! Yes, she’s gone.

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Stop playing @_delconte . Now is the time. 🤘🏾 #HookEm

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Johntay said…

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All heroes don’t wear capes @MichaelTaaffe4

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Dawg, that was so embarrassing for Brett Yormark. Almost felt bad for him. Y’all broke out the SEC chants! 😂

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Never forget Blockbuster had the chance to buy Netflix for $50M

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Just checking in. 👋

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Texas vs USC in the Alamo 👀

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Of all the crazy things that happened this weekend, don’t forget a Manning took the field for the first time in 20 yrs. This was a fun weekend in CFB.

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I’m upset. That was a win by at least 10 pts with healthy Quinn Ewers.

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Imagine losing only one match for the entire year and then get swept by Texas for the natty! 😮‍💨

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Xavier Worthy Season Total: 1,014 yds & 5 TDs Career Total: 2,755 yds & 26 TDs #3 All-Time TD leader for Texas WRs

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Quinn Ewers after y’all been begging him to connect on the deep balls

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Wait a minute, wait minute… App State just whooped A&M and the Aggies still have to pay them?!? 😂😂😂😂

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Where were you when Texas played its final ever Big 12 regular season game when Arch Manning came in to secure a #1 seed in the Big 12 title game?

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Anyone else going to be upset if OU gets points on the board? I want the shutout. I want humiliation. I want tears. I want doubt. I want their recruits.

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The Iowa State AD response for his basketball team being forced to play on the Longhorn Network last night, “Can’t leave soon enough” 😂

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Duane Akina when his DBs give 8 yd cushions.

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Both getting rings this year. House of Champions.

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“We’re here. We’re f’kin here.” Texas whipping ass and talking shit. They restored the feeling 🤘🏾🔥

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Need Quinntavious to make an appearance tonight.

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Ethan Burke was the biggest steal in that Texas 22’ class.

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Some of you never had a coach threaten to put his foot up your ass, and it shows

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I love Sark, but I hope he just punched a hole in the wall after watching Michigan run up & down on this Washington defense.

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True freshmen acting a fool today: Derek Williams Manny Muhammad Anthony Hill Texas is reloading, not rebuilding.

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Haynes King passed for 97 yds in the loss to App State. Quinn Ewers passed for 134 yds in the first 10 min of the 1st qtr.

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When Mahomes unwraps that ankle after the game.

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Ewers releases this ball from the 48, but look where it lands. If you can’t afford cable, just say that.

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“Texas paying recruits” Texas fans:

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Ewers. Worthy. Deep ball. 😭🤘🏾

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Who the hell bringing down Maalik? Might be big as Cam Newton. Arch is 6-4’ and Murphy towers over them all.

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“Quinn’s playing like he never got hurt.” He’s making the same effortless throws he’s known for. “He’s picking up where he left off.” @InsideTexas

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Can’t express enough how nasty this route was. Sark’s 4th & 3 call > Jimbo’s 4th & 2

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Texas beats Bama, and and it suddenly starts to rain again across the state. 🧐

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Cyclone Larry

@CycloneLarry69

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HHAAHAHAHAHHA BUM ASS LONGHORNS

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Arch is him. I’ve seen enough!

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Year 1: 5-7 Year 2: 8-5 Year 3: 12-1; Big 12 Champs; Playoffs

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Quinn Ewers watching the spring game

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Oklahoma doesn't have a single defensive player at the combine

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Former texas DB Kris “double move” Boyd put up the highest total of reps in the bench press today. Good job Kris. Then he tweets: ThEre’S sTreNgTh, ThEn tHeRe’S tEXaS sTrEnGtH! Also Kris Boyd 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

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Steve and Loreal Sarkisian at Roc Nation Brunch 2023

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Quinn Ewers, without question, deserved the game ball last night. But if there were 2 game balls, I’m giving the 2nd one to Jerrin Thompson. Thompson gave up a crucial TD, only to follow it up with a big time INT the very next series. Helluva a bounce back.

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Ken Williams🙇🏾🙌🏾

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Texas fans what are y’all going to do when OU wins their 15th big 12 championship?

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Every selfish ass Texas fan tonight

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2-0 as a starter to help save our season. Best of luck 🤘🏾

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BREAKING: Texas QB Maalik Murphy plans to enter the NCAA Transfer Portal, @PeteThamel reports👀

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Day 3 of quarantine #QuarentineLife

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First 15min of Love is Blind on Netflix: "This is the dumbest show ever!" 6 episodes later:

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Brett Yormark was literally stumbling to get his words out. You can tell that was painful for him. Longhorns are relentless 😂😂

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With all due respect 🫡 @LorealSarkisian

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@ArchManning 🤘🏾😭🤘🏾😭🤘🏾😭🤘🏾

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Texas Longhorns 😤

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“Texas is going to struggle without Bijan” RB4 on the depth chart:

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Brett Yormark absolutely fed up! lol

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Gotta Love it! 🤘🏽

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Making my halftime adjustments on the video game

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Spencer Rattler was the first QB Lincoln Riley recruited & developed from high school

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🤘🏾🤘🏾

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Still can’t believe Sark went off like the way he did. This has been long overdue in Austin. That’s my coach 🥹

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Arch. Quinn.

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Big 12 refs calling penalties in favor of… Texas?!

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#tbt The last time Texas Tech had a sellout.

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Cedric Benson idolized Ricky so much that he grew dreadlocks when he was high school. And now we have Baxter emulating Bijan. I love this trend.

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When Quinn Ewers gets the green light from Sark at the Cotton Bowl

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State Championship: Final Season

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This was one of the wildest games that doesn’t get talked about enough.

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Spent some time with former Texas Tech/Michigan QB Alan Bowman this month along with his new teammates at Oklahoma State. His comeback story is really, really fascinating, and he might be perfect for the Cowboys.

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