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I have never deleted a tweet. I like beer and tacos and the Iowa State Cyclones. Follow me for my Completely Unbiased Metrics #Belieber #Skol

Enjoying Life🍻
Joined September 2019
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
8 months
Got bored and designed the perfect college football model
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@DaddyZaslav Say I’m gonna get some bitches
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@CycloneLarry69
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4 years
The unfortunate truth is closing bars to stop college kids from having social gatherings will be as effective as the number 21 is at stopping college kids from drinking
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@CycloneLarry69
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4 months
Let the record show I also sat in a 70 degree building today. I’m just different, man.
@JayhawkTakeover
𝓙𝓪𝔂𝓱𝓪𝔀𝓴 𝓣𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻
4 months
It’s -17 with wind chill in Lawrence. Hoops is just different here man.
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@CycloneLarry69
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The people want 1. Michigan 2. Washington 3. Texas 4. Alabama
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@SosoTheWanderer @reeses_peaceee “Granted I’m not a civil engineer” yeah we can tell😭😭😭😭
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Alex Smith Damar Hamlin Kyle Filipowski
@AdamZagoria
Adam Zagoria
2 months
Kyle Filipowski is expected to play tonight for @DukeMBB , per source
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@CycloneLarry69
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8 months
Every Big 12 team in this picture has made the conference championship game and a NY6 bowl more recently than Texas
@UTBarstool
Barstool Longhorn
8 months
Thank fucking God we are leaving
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Big 12 student section are going to make this kid cry
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@CycloneLarry69
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4 years
@LETFootball I designed one that holds 2 million
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@CycloneLarry69
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3 months
Kyle Filipowski Caitlin Clark 🤝 Assaulting innocent kids trying to have fun rushing the court
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@CycloneLarry69
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1 year
Quick recap of Central Florida’s first interaction with Big 12 Twitter
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5 months
@KirkHerbstreit There’s no way ESPN is paying you enough to do this man
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1 year
@TomBrady @Edelman11 @RobGronkowski @bradybrand Why you hidin the meat Tom!?!? Lemme get a look!
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@CycloneLarry69
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9 months
Crazy that I can tap a button and watch all of these games except for the one involving the best player in the sport
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@CycloneLarry69
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6 months
This goes insanely hard
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
6 months
Ryan Day going to prison for Jim Harbaugh cheating would be the funniest thing in the history of the world
@PFTCommenter
PFT Commenter
6 months
I dont know but the report alleges Ohio States alleged investigator may have illeagally accessed Michigans electronic records which would be federal crime. Its the story that keeps giving
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@CycloneLarry69
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
10 months
The beers led me to this majestic place where I found the tastiest beers I’ve ever tasted
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
1 year
I’m gonna crack a beer and see where it takes me be right back
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 years
If Iowa State loses to Oklahoma today I will tase my nutsack
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 years
To the greatest Cyclone to ever wear the uniform, Thank you
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@CycloneLarry69
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4 months
Whomst among us has not sold nuclear research to our enemies for $1B in hopes of our favorite 18-23 year olds winning 15 football games?
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@CycloneLarry69
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2 years
@ShamsCharania @TheAthletic @Stadium Being a celebrity must suck. When I cheated on my pregnant wife with a college intern at work only like 7 people found out and nobody cared. When he does it the whole world finds out and is ridiculed to the point of being fired.
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
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If Iowa State loses to pitt on Friday I will taze my nutsack on livestream. They are stinky garbage at basketball and Iowa State is going to run them out of the gym.
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
4 years
Iowa State has never lost a football game on a day I’ve consumed 24 beers. You’re so screwed @OU_Football
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
1 year
NFL TikTok casually dropped one of the best player videos I’ve ever seen
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 years
Don’t let Texas blowing a 20 point lead against TCU distract you from the fact they lost to Kansas in football
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
3 months
Being so incredibly bad you at football you start catching strays from political parties is insane😭
@JudiciaryGOP
House Judiciary GOP
3 months
Joe Biden to his staff: “We need to go on offense tonight.” The offense:
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4 months
@LibertyFootball @LibertyAAA There are no laws requiring you to disclose this information
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 years
If Kansas beats West Virginia and Kansas State beats Texas then the Longhorns will finish dead last in the Big 12
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
8 months
Our QBs need to stop gambling smh
@Eric_Branch
Eric Branch
8 months
Brock Purdy lost an Iowa State-Iowa bet to George Kittle. #49ers
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
9 months
Lmfao at GameDay running a segment about how money hungry institutions are ruining the sport
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
4 years
Maybe they don’t play defense in the Big 12 but they don’t even play football in the Big Ten so sit down nerd
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
6 months
Best addition to the league and it ain’t close
@Moldy78
Moldy
6 months
BYU hands out brownies and ice cream to the visitor section after the first quarter
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5 months
@Dexerto Give me this little nerd’s @ so I can cyberbully him
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 years
OU and Texas spent 10 years making fun of Nebraska and Missouri for selling their souls for money, blowing their programs up, and rotting in the cellars of their new conferences They then did the same thing and are surprised by the results lmao
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 months
Is there a single argument to be made against Ken Pomeroy and Bart Torvik just sitting down and seeding the tournament over a couple beers?
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
1 year
Did I just start an official CFB rivalry in less than 24 hours by shitposting?
@UCFKnights
UCF Knights
1 year
Twitter the last 24hrs 👀
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1 year
“Another brick in the foundation of the narrative that the Big 12 cannot compete with the SEC and Big Ten” THEY LITERALLY BEAT THE BIG TEN CHAMP 9 DAYS AGO
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
7 months
Lincoln Riley ran from Oklahoma to avoid Sark and the SEC and now he’s gotta play LSU, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Penn State, Oregon, Washington, Wisconsin, and UCLA in his first season without Caleb Williams😭😭😭
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7 months
I wonder if Caleb Williams is gonna request partial ownership when he’s working at T-Mobile in 6 years
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
1 year
Lots of people complaining about Iowa bball attendance and since I honestly feel bad I’ll give advice When ISU has these games against bad teams they do fun events to boost attendance For example last week they unveiled their Sweet 16 banner pregame. Maybe Iowa could try this?
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Iowa fans would be unbearable if Angel Reese put on a show like this😭
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
3 months
WHY AM I IN THE CENTRAL FL SCHEDULE RELEASE VIDEO SKSKSKS😭😭😭
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@UCF_Football
UCF Football
3 months
🎥 The Schedule Release
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
4 years
Iowa State has lost to #7 , #9 , #17 , and #21 by 11 points Iowa has lost to #8 , #12 , and #13 by 14 points. Nebraska has lost to #1 , #12 , #14 , #17 and 3 unranked teams by 101 points
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AP Poll: Iowa St #4 Auburn #7 KenPom: Iowa St #5 Auburn #4 Vegas: Iowa St #5 Auburn #4 Selection Committee: Congrats on your #1 overall seed UConn!! Iowa St is our #8 and Auburn is our #15 have fun with them!!!
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1 year
Ames will forever be the best college town
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 years
My favorite part about Texas fans is that they choose A&M to be their in-state rival Baylor, Tech, Houston, and TCU, are all better athletic departments over the last 50 years, but they choose A&M because it’s like looking in a mirror. Tons of money with hardly any success
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
5 months
Michigan: 17 Alabama: 38 Texas: 52 Washington: 28 Texas: 31 Alabama: 27
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 years
Rex Chapman literally stole peoples content all the way to a job on national tv covering the NCAA Tournament
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 years
Texas lost to Kansas
@_dannydavis
Danny Davis
2 years
Georgia lost to Alabama. Alabama lost to Texas A&M. Texas A&M lost to Mississippi State. Mississippi State lost to Texas Tech. Texas Tech lost to Texas.
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
3 months
Chris Beard off the court:
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@hoodieeeebrendo
Brendyn Harris
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Chris Beard is by far one of the nicest coaches I’ve ever met off the court and cares for his players and every school he’s been too since I’ve been watching him at UALR. BGB with another bad list
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
1 year
I’m so annoyed that we lost to Pitt. While we were focused on a Final Four run, they only cared about beating us. It’s time to shrink the field to avoid teams like them who only care about winning 1 or 2 games beating serious programs that are actually capable of winning titles.
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@CycloneLarry69
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It’s been 5 years now y’all know what’s comin So thankful for this platform and I can’t wait to do it again next fall Put the phone down, stay up a lil too late, have a few too many drinks, laugh a lil too hard, and spend all the quality time with your peeps Love you all🥹✌️🍻
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
4 months
Oh
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
7 months
@HornSports The craziest part about this is if they threw the flag here Texas would STILL have zero Big 12 championships since the release of the iPhone 4
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
10 months
My inner monologue is telling me to drink some beers and visit Eugene Oregon I’ll be right back
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 months
TJ Otzelberger now has as many Sweet 16s in his first 3 season at Iowa State as the Iowa Hawkeyes have in the last 37 years
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 months
I can’t believe the Big 12 schedule makers did this to them
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
4 years
Folks,,,,,
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
7 months
Kansas having eternal scoreboard over OU after 1,000,000 losses is so funny
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
1 year
Max Duggan’s Heisman is sitting in Caleb Williams’ house
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
1 year
What the fuck is the point of the NET if we’re gonna put 67 and 68 in over 43
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
5 months
Can we stop with the long letters and just tweet DRAFT or I’M BACK or PORTAL
@SpencerRattler
Spencer Rattler
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Cyclone Larry
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Year 3 TJ Otzelberger is now 1 NCAA Tournament win away from matching Fran McCaffery’s 14 year total at Iowa
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
3 years
It only took Matt Campbell 5 years to scare Oklahoma and Texas into joining the SEC
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 years
S ucks E at C football
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
8 months
Saying this after TCU stole your coach, whooped your ass, and then went to the natty is wild Especially when you had to whore yourself out for free to get into that inferior conference😭
@Matt_Fortuna
Matt Fortuna
8 months
SMU coach Rhett Lashlee: “We’re the only school in the DFW Metroplex that’s in a top-3 conference in the country starting next year.”
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
5 months
Lincoln Riley broke the OU fanbase beyond repair this is so fucking pathetic
@DryfitVenables
Dryfit Venables
5 months
Y’all savage 💀💀 Deserved. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
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I am tired of being Oklahoma’s Super Bowl. This is the one game a year they always have circled on the calendar. While we're focused on winning championships, they are only focused on beating us. It's time to end this series
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 years
Don’t let the Lincoln Riley news distract you from the fact that Texas lost to Kansas in football
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
6 months
They should play to settle this dispute
@BigGameBoomer
Big Game Boomer
6 months
Oklahoma State lost to South Alabama. The two best teams are not playing in the Big 12 championship. OU deserves to be in Dallas. They are better than OSU.
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
6 months
Sources are telling me Kirk Ferentz has created a preliminary list of candidates for the Iowa OC position following today’s firing
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
3 years
Lol Oklahoma gets routinely clowned by a bunch of 3 stars from Ames Iowa and Manhattan Kansas and they think they can hang with Texas A&M and the SEC?
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
6 months
Texas Texas A&M Texas Tech Baylor Kansas Missouri Kansas State Iowa State Nebraska Oklahoma Oklahoma State Colorado
@txfblife
Texas Football Life
6 months
If you could create a conference with 12 of the most toxic fanbases, which schools would be in this hypothetical conference?
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 years
Iowa’s best team ever lost to ISU by 20, got swept by Illinois, and lost to a 12 seed in the tourney
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 years
MFer blew a kiss and then went 3-11 lmaooooooooooooo
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
7 months
Talk to your children about the 10-2 West Virginia Mountaineers heading to the Big 12 championship game
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
4 months
Amazing that all of the Kansas players were able to get off the court without intentionally plowing over any Iowa State students rushing the floor
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
1 year
I like how we all just decided we’re gonna be chill with BYU and Cincy and bully the shit out of Houston and Central Florida
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
1 year
I am tired of being Texas Tech’s Super Bowl. This is the one game a year they always have circled on the calendar. While we're focused on winning championships, they are only focused on beating us. It's time to end this series
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
4 years
If Iowa State loses to TCU tomorrow I will tase my own nutsack
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
9 months
Best league to gamble on and it ain’t even close
@DWStraka49
Dean Straka
9 months
This will be an official college athletic conference in one year from now.
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
6 months
Imagine watching that bedlam game and thinkin “yeah we need less of this and more Washington vs Purdue”
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
3 years
“Yeah bro Sark is the real deal the Big 12 better watch out Texas is back” *The Big 12*
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
6 months
Olivia I promise you it really is as simple as I fucking hate the Iowa Hawkeyes
@oliviajwebber
Olivia Webber
6 months
A woman being extremely good at a sport, winning the Naismith, and getting coverage on ESPN would never be called “propaganda” if she was a man. Just say you hate seeing women succeed in sports and move on, you can’t blame her for your teams losing BFFR larry
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 years
Good job gang!
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@kyleumlang
Kyle Umlang
2 years
This will be the first Big 12 Championship Game not featuring the Oklahoma Sooners or Texas Longhorns since 1998.
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
5 months
Thinkin about how wild it is that I was bored in my dorm room 4 years ago and decided to make a burner account and now I have thousands of random friends from all over the country. The internet is pretty cool sometimes
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 months
Even Caitlin Clark’s dad is tired of watching her be a whiny brat
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
8 months
@slmandel Literally everyone wants to see this. Idiots like you are why the PAC-12 is dead.
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
5 months
Who among us hasn’t left a rotting steer carcass on the lawn of our enemies
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 years
Shitfaced with some WVU and TTU fans and I’m 100% convinced West Virginia, West Texas, and Iowa are the exact same place
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
3 months
Making an employee of an institution of higher learning say “69” is my Mona Lisa
@NealsBurner
Neal Brown’s Burner Account
3 months
this might be the funniest shit i’ve seen all day
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
8 months
I cannot believe some of y’all are calling for this man’s job. Matt Campbell has done more at Iowa State than every other coach in school history combined. If he’s unable to turn this around, nobody can. Trust the process.
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
7 months
Cy is dating Taylor Swift what a time to be alive
@bjbowman13
Bethany J. Bowman
7 months
Travis Kelce “lost a bet” and had to come in wearing an Iowa State mascot head 😂😂 #ChiefsKingdom
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
5 months
Different teams to make the CFP Big 12: 4 Big Ten: 3 SEC: 3 PAC 12: 2 ACC: 2 Makes you think 🤔
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
6 months
Everyone knows realignment stinks except for the Fox and ESPN accountants and a handful of braindead fans who are excited they get to pay their coach $15M to go 8-4 instead of $7M
@nocontextcfb
no context college football
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
2 years
You hired Steve Sarkisian lmfao
@BON_SBNation
Burnt Orange Nation
2 years
Brent Venables falls in the “best case scenario” options for Texas fans, imo.
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@CycloneLarry69
Cyclone Larry
9 months
Ames is so back
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