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Kyle Umlang

3 years

Introducing Amazon's next Best Seller: 101 Aggie Facts: Things Every Longhorn Should Know 📕 - #MrDataCFB #AggieFactThursday #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘

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3 years

How they manage to still get recruits is beyond me.

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1 year

My favorite Mike Leach quote… #AggieFactThursday

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This will always be my favorite Mike Leach quote

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2 years

The United States of College Football FBS, FCS, D2, D3, NAIA, NJCAA and CCCAA schools

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If Texas never let Mack Brown go and he repeated his 9 worst seasons at Texas from 2014-2022, Texas would have 18 more wins than they do today.

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6 months

The Jimbo Fisher Era at Texas A&M is over - 0 National Titles - 0 Conference Titles - 0 Division Titles - 0 10-win Seasons - 0 wins vs ranked opponents on the road - 0 ranked finishes in last 4 full seasons - Worse record than Kevin Sumlin - $117,450,000 guaranteed

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5 months

@BarstoolOKST Fuck everyone involved in this

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Mike Leach got a law degree from Pepperdine but didn’t take the bar exam bc he asked his wife “Do you want me to come home miserable & making a lot of money or come home happy & not earning as much money?”& she told him that being happy was more important. #MikeLeachFactMonday

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1 year

How tough SEC How tough SEC teams think their vs team schedules schedule is. actually are.

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1 year

Texas A&M is now the only power 5 program in the state of Texas that hasn’t played for a National Title in Football, Basketball or Baseball since 1940.

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5 months

This will always be my favorite Mike Leach quote

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1 year

Which Texas logo is your favorite??? #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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5 months

In 2018, the University of Texas extended an invitation to play a home-and-home with rival Texas A&M during the 2022-23 football seasons. After the Aggies declined, Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte scheduled Alabama for those two years instead while Texas A&M played…

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Kyle Umlang

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7 months

Ok let’s settle this. What outcome is happening on Saturday? #OUvsTEX

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@kyleumlang

2 years

“Jimbo, sign the #1 recruiting class of all time and then lose to winless Appalachian State”

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Kyle Umlang

@kyleumlang

3 years

The future of College Football

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4 years

Would you watch #CFB if these were the only teams who played a 2020 season?

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5 months

Let the record books forever show that the Texas Longhorns ended this thing the same wait we started it… …as CHAMPIONS!!! #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽 #Big12Championship

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@kyleumlang

5 months

Thank you for everything Maalik!!!!!! #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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4 years

If Texas never let Mack Brown go and he repeated his 6 worst seasons at Texas from 2014-2019, Texas would have 7 more wins than they do today.

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@kyleumlang

2 years

Tell me Texas isn’t 5-0 heading into this game with a healthy Quinn Ewers…I dare you

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@kyleumlang

2 years

The 2025 Texas Longhorns #CFB Schedule will be 🔥🔥🔥

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@kyleumlang

2 years

Arkansas State has only beaten three Power 5 teams ever in school history. Louisiana Lafayette has only beaten four Power 5 teams ever in school history. Appalachian State has only beaten five Power 5 teams ever in school history. All THREE have beaten Texas A&M!!!

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4 years

Who wore it best?

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2 years

The future power conferences of College Football

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8 months

Okay let’s settle this… What’s the outcome tomorrow of the Texas vs. Bama game?? #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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Kyle Umlang

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10 months

Ok, let’s settle this #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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Kyle Umlang

@kyleumlang

3 years

The United States of College Football FBS, FCS, D2, D3 & NAIA Schools

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@kyleumlang

1 year

The Texas Longhorns have reached the Sweet 16 for the first time in 15 seasons!!!! Give 👏🏽 Rodney 👏🏽 Terry 👏🏽 His 👏🏽 Money #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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9 months

Honestly, this is how the 12-team #CFBPlayoff should be

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8 months

The Texas Longhorns just handed Nick Saban his biggest loss at home during his entire coaching tenure at Alabama. #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽 #TEXvsBAMA

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3 years

You hate to see it #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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5 months

Attention @CFBPlayoff Committee!!! 😤 #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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3 years

Please pray for the Ehlinger family

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2 years

This is all I want…

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1 year

Congratulations @Bijan5Robinson !!! No school has more Doak Walker Awards than THE University of Texas!!!! #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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@kyleumlang

2 years

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 DALLAS, TX — The Texas Longhorns have announced that they will wear all new alternate uniforms to this year’s #RedRiverShootout in order to finally destroy the Oklahoma Sooners

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@kyleumlang

6 months

Screw the Big 12

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6 months

Coach Sark leads the Longhorns to their first 10-win regular season since 2009. Absolutely amazing season so far! #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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2 years

Texas A&M spent more on Jimbo Fisher in the last two seasons than the United States spent on the Louisiana Purchase. #AggieFactThursday

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5 months

Sark fucking did it!!! Lets go!!!!!! #Big12Championship

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1 year

RIP coach 🏴‍☠️

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2 years

Live look at Oklahoma’s season right now #OUvsTCU

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3 months

Which Texas logo is your favorite??? #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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Kyle Umlang

@kyleumlang

9 months

How tough SEC How tough SEC teams think their vs team schedules schedule is. actually are.

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9 months

@kyleumlang Also all Power 5 schools that don’t play an SEC schedule. #itjustmeansmore 👍🏼

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Kyle Umlang

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1 year

Texas Tech had more wins against SEC teams this season than Texas A&M #AggieFactThursday

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@kyleumlang

1 year

If TCU beats Texas on Saturday, they will have more 10-win seasons since 2000 than Texas A&M has in its entire football history. #AggieFactThursday

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@kyleumlang

4 months

TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@kyleumlang

9 months

The Big 12’s Brand Value | @WSJ Added +$1,121,711,347 (Arizona, Arizona St, BYU, Cincinnati, Colorado, Houston, UCF, Utah) Lost -$1,991,051,431 (Oklahoma, Texas) That’s a total loss of -$869.3MM after adding 8 new schools.

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5 months

Back 2 Back Baby!!!!! Congrats to @TexasVolleyball for winning their 2nd straight (5th all-time) National Championship!!!!! This is the University of Texas’ 65th National Championship! #ThisIsTexas #HookEm

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2 years

Hell yeah!!! The annual @txdot I-35 road signs are already up! #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽 #TEXvsOU

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@kyleumlang

1 year

RT if your school is the Flagship institution in your state 🤘🏽

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5 months

Updated #CFBPlayoff

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@kyleumlang

2 years

First 48 games as Head Coach at Texas A&M Wins 34 Jimbo Fisher 34 Kevin Sumlin Ranked Wins 7 Jimbo Fisher 9 Kevin Sumlin Ranked Road Wins 0 Jimbo Fisher 5 Kevin Sumlin Salary $30M Jimbo Fisher $13M Kevin Sumlin #TAMUvsLSU

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Kyle Umlang

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2 years

Rough few days for A&M Lost to App St at home Lost Gameday vs Miami Tied record for biggest fall inside AP Poll Tried to DMCA Midnight Yell video Other Midnight Yell videos surface Evan Stewart RT negative A&M tweet Denver Harris Tokyo Drifts in garage Rueben Owens cancels visit

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8 months

What’s your prediction for #TEXvsBU #ThisIsTexas #HookEm

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8 months

Texas is the #4 team in the country while Baylor, TCU, Texas Tech and Texas A&M are unranked. College Football is back to where it should be #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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How long did it take for Texas’ National Championship winning Head Coaches to win a Conference Championship outright? 8 years, Mack Brown 6 years, Darrell K Royal Steve Sarkisian did it in 3!!! #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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2 years

RT if your school is one of the 7 most dominant athletic programs in the country

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3 years

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 AUSTIN, TX -- The University of Texas football team unveils their new alternate throwback logo to be worn on helmets this Saturday for the Iowa State game. #ThisIsTexas #BiteEm 🤘

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@kyleumlang

2 years

I hate it here

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2 years

Quinn Ewers now has more passing touchdowns against just Oklahoma than any Texas A&M QB has all season #TEXvsOU

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8 months

#TEXvsBAMA

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4 months

Out with the old in with the new #ThisIsTexas #HookEm

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2 years

Argue all you want, but these are the 2 best #CFB rivalries in the country.

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@kyleumlang

11 months

Let’s settle who y’all think will win the Revival of the Lonestar Showdown in 2024 at Kyle Field in College Station: What do you think will happen????

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Kyle Umlang

@kyleumlang

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I present the future of #CFB • 4 16-team Mega Conferences (ACC, B16, PAC16, SEC) • 7 Division Games + 2 Rotating Conference Games + 3 Out of Conference Games (1 from each Conference) • 8 Team #CFBPlayoff (The first round would be the Conference Championship Games) Thoughts?

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First 50 games as Head Coach at Texas A&M Wins 35 Jimbo Fisher 36 Kevin Sumlin Ranked Wins 7 Jimbo Fisher 9 Kevin Sumlin Ranked Road Wins 0 Jimbo Fisher 5 Kevin Sumlin Losses to G5 Schools 1 Jimbo Fisher 0 Kevin Sumlin

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8 months

Texas ( #3 ) and Oklahoma ( #16 ) are the Big 12's only ranked teams 😂

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2 years

Let's settle this! #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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2 years

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 COLLEGE STATION, TX -- Texas A&M set to unveil new 2022 home uniforms to honor last week’s performance against Appalachian State!

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7 months

Hell yeah!!! The annual @txdot I-35 road signs are already up! Drive safely everyone! #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽 #OUvsTEX

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6 months

In Maalik we trust. #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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7 months

Oklahoma played better, executed better and gave everything they had for this win. Well deserved. Texas isn’t going anywhere though, so y’all chill with the doomsday shit. Texas loses a heart breaker, mostly bc we had many chances to win and just didn’t play our best.…

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Oklahoma got screwed today big time and the refs tried their hardest to screw Texas. Sooners, sorry but you’re gonna have to root for the Longhorns so the Big 12 doesn’t win I don’t make the rules

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2 years

The Big 12 is really going to miss Oklahoma and Texas.

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5 months

Out with the old, in with the new #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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@kyleumlang

6 months

Strength of Schedule - Oregon #63 - Texas #10 Strength of Record - Oregon #10 - Texas #5 Wins over #CFBPlayoff Ranked Opps - Oregon 1 ( #18 ) - Texas 3 ( #8 , #16 , #25 ) #CFBPlayoff Ranking - Oregon #6 - Texas #7 What am I missing?

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First 48 games as Head Coach at Texas A&M Wins 34 Jimbo Fisher 34 Kevin Sumlin Ranked Wins 7 Jimbo Fisher 9 Kevin Sumlin Ranked Road Wins 0 Jimbo Fisher 5 Kevin Sumlin Salary $30M Jimbo Fisher $13M Kevin Sumlin #AggieFactThursday

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9 months

RT if your school is the Flagship institution in your state 🤘🏽

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@kyleumlang

3 years

Hands down the best thing I’ve ever seen on this app. #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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4 months

Congrats @Bijan5Robinson on the Atlanta Falcons team record of most scrimmage yards by a rookie!!!!! #ThisIsTexas #Hookem

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4 months

As of today, January 1, 2024 you can officially use this gif for the FIRST time to represent Texas A&M’s National Championship drought and it be accurate. Texas A&M’s last National Championship in football was won at the Sugar Bowl on January 1, 1940 #HappyNewYears

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@kyleumlang

2 years

Twitter do your thing

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1 year

11 years ago, in front of 88,645 #CFB fans, the Texas Longhorns earned “Eternal Scoreboard” over the Texas A&M Aggies at Kyle Field. Can’t wait till this Rivalry is back!!! #AggieFactThursday

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@kyleumlang

1 year

1,000 likes and I will do a Mike Leach themed #AggieFactThursday tomorrow

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Kyle Umlang

@kyleumlang

4 years

Texas A&M is absolutely terrified of losing to Texas again. Send tweet

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Kyle Umlang

@kyleumlang

4 years

I present the future of #CFB • 4 16-team Mega Conferences (ACC, B16, PAC16, SEC) • 7 Division Games + 2 Rotating Conference Games + 3 Out of Conference Games (1 from each Conference) • 8 Team #CFBPlayoff (The first round would be the Conference Championship Games) Thoughts?

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Texas A&M Defensive Ends Coach Terry Price was a perfect 4-0 against the Longhorns when he played for the Aggies #AggieFactFriday #Here

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2 years

Still can’t believe this happened #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽 #TEXvsOU

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The University of Texas is the only Division 1 program EVER to reach No. 1 in the 3 Major Men's & Women's Sports (football, men's basketball, baseball, women's basketball, softball & volleyball). Oh, and they've also reached No. 1 in 11 other sports too. #ThisIsTexas #HookEm …

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3 years

Let's settle this! #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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7 months

Best Rivalry in College Football #OUvsTEX

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2 years

You LOVE to see it #TEXvsOU

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2 years

If you aren’t with Texas now, don’t come sniffing around in 2022! Texas till I die! #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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4 months

Washington played great, their OL deserves the Joe Moore Award. Penix is a great QB, deserved to be a Heisman Finalist. Texas could have played better, but at least confirmed they deserved to be in the #CFBPlayoff and are off to the SEC with some confidence and street cred.…

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2 years

Only teams to make both the 2022 #MCWS and #WCWS so far: Oklahoma Texas The Big 12 Farewell Tour keeps on trucking

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2 years

Kansas don’t stand a MF chance son!!!!

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Kyle Umlang

@kyleumlang

4 years

Texas St. has NEVER beaten a P5 opponent. They have 0 Heisman winners, 0 Division 1 titles, 0 bowl game wins and 0 consensus All-Americans, but they still have the same amount of weeks ranked #1 in the last 60 years as Texas A&M.

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@kyleumlang Texas State

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