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Dylan Hornik

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24 days

OJ Simpson? The Hall of Fame running back?

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Dylan Hornik

@_Hornik_

2 years

The best remedy for 2 concussions in 5 days is rapid elevation and pressure changes in an airplane. I’ve always said this

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Tua Tagovailoa is expected to be to discharged from the hospital soon and travel back with the team

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Dylan Hornik

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When I ask for my receipt to be emailed instead of printed

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4 months

Isiah Pacheco runs like he’s wearing these in gym class

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3 years

If you’ve gone to the bathroom in Penn Station then do not worry about what’s in the coronavirus vaccine

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2 years

The Queen is gonna have to hang on for another 6 days because Nick Castellanos is on the IL

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The Mets win ONE GAME and the damn rapture happens in New York City

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Seymour Wiener is the Mets Veteran of the Game. Baseball is so back

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9 months

Business Decision Hall of Fame

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Dylan Hornik

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2 years

I asked my 4-year-old son why he didn’t open any of his Christmas presents and he said “Dad, I don’t want to feel happiness until MLB owners restructure the service time system to make it equitable for players in their prime earning years.” I’m shaking and crying and throwing up

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Dylan Hornik

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2 years

EVEN JUSTIN HERBERT SAID “I’VE NEVER WANTED A TIE SO BAD” AND BRANDON STALEY SAID NAH LEMME CALL A TIMEOUT

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The European mind cannot comprehend this

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SEYMOUR WIENER

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Dylan Hornik

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2 years

I cannot get over the fact that this just looks like two dudes that woke up at 1 pm after a sick Kappa Sig banger and decided to get a coffee and a BEC before ripping lax house for a darty at 3

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Dylan Hornik

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2 years

MLB should be doing: - Fastest Baserunner - Pitch Accuracy - Longest Long Toss - Bunting Competition In addition to the Home Run Derby. Would be the coolest of the sports skills competitions

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1 year

Carlos Correa leaving his Giants’ physical and immediately signing with the Mets

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2 years

Jacob deGrom watching Max Scherzer throw a gem and get zero run support

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Dylan Hornik

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1 year

Kevin McCarthy

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Dylan Hornik

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7 months

Times shown on RedZone today: Taylor Swift: 2 The Jets offense: 1

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2 years

SNY production makes ESPN look like public access TV

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Dylan Hornik

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Donte DiVincenzo celebrating in the Knicks locker room after the game

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Dylan Hornik

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4 years

Mets fans after every game: “That’s IT I’m DONE with this team they’re the WORST” Mets fans at 7:10 sharp the next night:

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Dylan Hornik

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1 year

Someone on WFAN just compared the Carlos Correa deal to the 2020 election. This could be the greatest day in sports caller history

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Dylan Hornik

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3 years

Terry Collins officially retired today? Great excuse to watch the best baseball clip of the last 15 years

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3 years

Mets offseason: - New Owner - New President - New GM - Paid furloughed Citi Field workers - James McCann - Trevor May - Francisco Lindor - Carlos Carrasco - Offered Citi Field as a vaccination center Yankees offseason: - Greg Allen - Tyler Lyons - Made DJ LeMahieu upset

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Dylan Hornik

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11 months

It was supposed to be so different man

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Dylan Hornik

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2 years

Not mad at the Braves legally and smartly catching signs the old-fashioned way like most teams should be doing. Mad at James McCann for being a simpleton behind the plate

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Dylan Hornik

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2 months

DJ Burns for NC State

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Dylan Hornik

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6 months

He looks like a guy that would get randomly called up by the Mets for a spot start in June and give up 7 ER in 3 IP

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If he wasn’t an NFL QB, what does it look like Tyson Bagent would do for a living

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2 years

Reminder: Citi Field is a top 5 playoff atmosphere

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1 year

Mets fans right now

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Dylan Hornik

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11 months

Just took this outside my apartment. Crazy stuff in NYC rn

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3 years

Yankees are in third, Mets are having a mini-collapse and the governor of NY resigned. Welcome back to 2008

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8 months

Shohei broke a light on one of the LED banners in the Coca Cola Corner and this was the Mets’ response 😂

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2 years

Braves fans are gonna hate this clip

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Dylan Hornik

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11 months

Following her breakup, Taylor Swift was reportedly seen in an NYC nightclub this weekend with New York Mets star catcher Francisco Álvarez

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Dylan Hornik

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4 months

I asked my 4-year-old son why he didn’t open any of his Christmas presents and he said “Dad, I don’t want to feel happiness until MLB steps in and does something about the Dodgers unfairly upsetting the competitive balance of the league.” I’m shaking and crying and throwing up

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Dylan Hornik

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3 years

Good morning Mets fans

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Dylan Hornik

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4 years

This is still one of the coolest moments in my life as a Mets fan

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Dylan Hornik

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9 months

Max Scherzer on the Mets

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Yankees fans prepping their only two comeback lines rn

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3 years

Albert Pujols on the Dodgers

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9 months

Remember when the Mets were in first place last season and traded for Vogelbach, Naquin and Givens at the deadline lmao

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Dylan Hornik

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2 years

Edwin Diaz is an: ⚪️ Elite closer ⚪️ Elite shit-talker 🔘 Both of the above

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Dylan Hornik

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9 months

Max Scherzer walking into Billy Eppler’s office to discuss the direction of the team

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Dylan Hornik

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9 months

Max Scherzer and Jacob deGrom driving past each other in Arlington

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Dylan Hornik

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3 years

Good morning. Blue & Orange NYC sports teams: Mets — 1st in the NL East Islanders — 2nd in the East Knicks — 6th in the East

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Dylan Hornik

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3 years

A 27-year-old waiver-claim reliever with a 5.50 career ERA coming out of the bullpen to protect a 2-run lead in the 7th inning for the Mets

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Dylan Hornik

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10 months

We can all agree the Giants were cheating in 2021 right

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Dylan Hornik

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3 years

Every Mets hitter in a two-strike count

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Dylan Hornik

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2 years

Respectfully Anthony please never start a tweet with “Jacob deGrom tweaked” ever again

Anthony DiComo

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2 years

Jacob deGrom tweaked his offseason lifting routine. He's intentionally dialing back his fastball a bit. And the Mets are taking things slowly with him leading up to Opening Day. 📰 Will it all work to keep deGrom healthy? So far, so good:

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Dylan Hornik

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3 years

Bro ???????

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Dylan Hornik

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1 year

When Daniel Murphy became Babe Ruth for a couple of weeks

Codify

@CodifyBaseball

1 year

What's the biggest “I’m him” baseball performance ever?

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Dylan Hornik

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3 years

Cody Bellinger This pitch 🤝 Being high for a HR

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1 year

These are real Mets lineups that I have witnessed in my life

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3 years

For someone who loves closed borders Patrick Corbin had no problem allowing Pete Alonso to send this ball over the wall

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Dylan Hornik

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4 years

Guys literally only want one thing and its to be paid $1,193,248 every July 1 for 25 years

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Dylan Hornik

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3 years

Mets won this trade

New York Yankees

@Yankees

6 years

The Yankees have acquired LHP J.A. Happ from the Toronto Blue Jays in exchange for INF Brandon Drury and OF Billy McKinney.

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Dylan Hornik

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3 years

15 years ago today the Mets traded for Paul Lo Duca. He’s the best Mets catcher since Piazza and the key to one of the most electric Shea Stadium moments ever

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3 years

“The Mets suck,” he mutters to himself as he settles in front of his television for the start of another game, of which he will watch every second

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Dylan Hornik

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6 days

Dipping an All-American burger in the ocean at Jones Beach

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2 years

Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

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Dylan Hornik

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5 months

Jarred Kelenic against the Mets for the next 15 years

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3 years

Terry Collins won a pennant and helped a lot of the Mets core develop into key pieces, but his most important contribution might have been this conversation. Turned deGrom from an All-Star to an ace.

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2 years

Mets fans and Phillies fans uniting to piss off Spencer Strider

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1 year

Steve Cohen stumbling back into his suite in Hawaii after pounding 6 martinis and offering Carlos Correa $315 million

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2 years

Hilarious that the Mets’ aces are such polar opposites. One of them disappears into the Florida backwoods every winter and hasn’t felt emotion since 1994 while the other nearly assassinated Rob Manfred and curses out the voices in his head when his fastball misses by a centimeter

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Dylan Hornik

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2 months

If you were a devoted fan of the early 2010s Mets you deserve financial compensation

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What's the worst starting lineup you've ever seen in any sport?

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Dylan Hornik

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1 month

Are … are the Mets making a stolen content joke!?

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Dylan Hornik

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3 years

The Mets play tonight

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Dylan Hornik

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9 months

Smoke rises from Citi Field as a new trade has been accepted

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Dylan Hornik

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3 years

You try spelling Nieuwenhuis for four years and see how you feel

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3 years

New York Mets fans are the worst spellers in baseball, while Cleveland Indians fans are the best

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Dylan Hornik

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3 years

The Mets should let the Angels outbid them for Trevor Bauer and then, as a token of appreciation and goodwill, the Angels should simply give the Mets Mike Trout

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Dylan Hornik

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2 years

Guess we’re really testing the whole “not even God can save the Mets” thing now

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3 years

Steve Cohen coming back to Twitter as Metsfan611562021 after deleting his account

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Me in the Citi Field crowd when they start playing Narco in the top of the 9th during Game 7 of the NLCS

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3 years

Steve Cohen is paying Jonathan Villar $3.55 million for the role that Brodie Van Wagenen gave Jed Lowrie $20 million

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John Starks next time he sees Embiid coming down to his baseline

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3 years

The last time the Mets had three straight winning seasons they wore black jerseys. Your move, Steve Cohen.

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2 years

Happy Max Scherzer day! Today, the Nationals will give Scherzer the first of his $15 million deferred payments that run until 2028. This year, the Nats are paying Scherzer as much as Ronald Acuña Jr.’s full-season salary to pitch against them in the same division.

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Max Scherzer cursing and screaming and strutting around the Citi Field mound in a crisp black jersey

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44,000 HOT DOGS!!!!

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3 years

A Jacob deGrom perfect game

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2 months

Remember when John Maine used to pound the zone with some of the most regular stuff in major league history

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Name a random athlete that wore number 33. We’ll start: Grant Hill

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Dylan Hornik

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11 months

Nick Castellanos is +360 to homer tonight.

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BREAKING: Titanic-tour sub is believed to now have less than 24 hours of oxygen supply

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2 years

I’m just really sad for Matt Harvey

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3 years

Anyone: “Happy June!” Mets fans’ brains:

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Tim Tebow showing up to Spring Training as a 33-year-old outfielder that has never played above AAA

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Good morning Mets fans

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What is Joe Biden’s plan to extend Francisco Lindor

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Me showing up to school every day preparing for endless ridicule from Yankees fans from 2007-2014

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3 years

Lmao

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What is the least skillful popular sport? I was thinking it had to be baseball?

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The Mets lineup hiding from Scherzer in the clubhouse after the game

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The earthquake permanently shifted the Mets vibe, change my mind

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Max Scherzer should recreate this moment tonight after the Nationals treated the Mets as target practice

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2 years

If Max Scherzer wasn’t a baseball player he’d be in a maximum security prison

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3 years

The Mets now have a fake hitting coach and a fake rat infestation and it’s only May

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4 years

I am filing a lawsuit to demand that Major League Baseball STOPS counting votes for the National League Cy Young, leaving Jacob deGrom as the winner

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2 years

We used to live in a country. A proper country

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Billy Eppler in a hat looks like a 40-year-old long reliever that’s still hanging on to try to win his first World Series

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Prayer circle time: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 George 🕯 Springer 🕯 to NYM 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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