Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
Impossible to overstate how much Tolkien would hate Elon Musk and his industrial tech empire. Tolkien didn’t even like trains. Regular ass steam engine TRAINS.
I'm sorry New Yorkers had to deal with some jokes about the bodega thing. When I tell people I'm from Appalachia they ask me about incest and if we've got shoes yet.
My "Shit Hole Son" Soundgarden parody music video featuring a Donald Trump Jr. impersonator will be ready in 5-6 weeks, don't let the news cycle move on please.
I just don't get why rich people pay to get their kids into schools they don't deserve when they could skip straight to getting them the jobs they don't deserve.
The Digital Bits reporting that Best Buy will stop selling physical media (including 4K/Blu-ray/DVD) possibly as soon as end of Q1 2024, both in-store and online
I like the dog show, but it’s weird that it’s a rich people hobby based on genetics. I want one that’s all mutts who wear hats and ride skateboards and knock over babies but the babies are fine.
Saw the clip of Trump talking about Parasite, Gone With The Wind, and Sunset Boulevard. But I refuse to believe he's seen any movie except Home Alone 2, because he's in that one.
The "Icon Of The Seas" sets sail in January 2024. 5610 passengers, 2350 crew members, 5 times larger and heavier than the Titanic, 19 floors with more than 40 bars, restaurants and bowling alleys. What a monstrosity!
Texas - we hear you. You didn’t want to be part of our electrical grid. And now you’ve removed your mask mandate & are allowing large crowds to gather. We hear you! COVID is a hoax! So u don’t need our precious vaccine. We’ll send it to ppl who are saving lives by wearing masks.