Impossible to overstate how much Tolkien would hate Elon Musk and his industrial tech empire. Tolkien didn’t even like trains. Regular ass steam engine TRAINS.

@TheThomason Going viral is a bit like being seen by the eye of Sauron

@KiefoNilsson I never should've left the gd Shire

@TheThomason Don't pontificate like you're the Mouth of Tolkien.

@TheThomason He's right though! Once the trains become sentient, we're all in trouble then!

@TheThomason Well, that escalated quickly.

@TheThomason To be fair, the thing Tolkien stated he hated more than anything else was THE COMBUSTION ENGINE, and he would be celebrating its death. Not pushing for people to ride combustion-engine mass transit. Tolkien didn't hate technology per se, but hated it *at the expense of nature*.

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@TheThomason I live in Duluth, he's got about 90 days to train before its too cold to be outside, I think we'll be OK.

@TheThomason "The Civil war has been going on for 48 hours. Or well trained Milita was reduced to half strength as the Insulin supply was immediatly disrupted. The other half will run out tonigth. GOD BLESS MURICA!"

@TheThomason "Oh, you have opinions about a social figure, well what about IMMINENT CIVIL WAR!?"

@TheThomason He's right though.

@TheThomason If you hate America, why don’t you move out?

@TheThomason Gotta love mush's incel army

@TheThomason Very sporting of them to give you forewarning though.

@TheThomason Well the last Civil War was about the rights of black people so declaring Civil War over black people in a Tolkien TV show is only slightly more ridiculous

@TheThomason Can you imagine picking up arms because you want to fight for the right to loose your house from medical debt and to avoid acknowledging pronouns?