@TheThomason
Sean Thomason
13 years
Parents in paper towel commercials, your children are monsters. Forget about absorbency and focus on getting your shit together.
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@TheThomason
Sean Thomason
10 years
@Ahm76 A laugh over three years in the making!
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@TheThomason
Sean Thomason
10 years
@Ahm76 Comedy = tragedy + time + @LizHackett
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@favstar1000favs
Favstar.fm 1000★'s
12 years
@TheThomason Congrats on your 100★ tweet! http://t.co/YkEh1A3K
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@Favstar250
Favstar.fm 250★'s
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@TheThomason Congrats on your 250★ tweet! http://t.co/2q0gLrTgU6
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@MarilynLynch
red butler
10 years
Mt “ @TheThomason : Parents in paper towel commercials, your children are monsters. Forget about absorbency and focus on getting it together.”
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@MarilynLynch
red butler
10 years
Mt “ @TheThomason : Parents in paper towel commercials, your children are monsters. Forget about absorbency and focus on getting it together.”
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@ImnotaVerb
carrie
10 years
@TheThomason @MeaghanTO my daughter has commented "why would we buy Sparkle? A Fairy is selling it and putting down Bounty" >mygirl
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@pmbaxter
Pawl Baxter
10 years
I now want to see paper towel ads aimed at actual monsters. Werewolves and vampires with tough cleanup jobs. @TheThomason @LizHackett
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@pmbaxter
Pawl Baxter
10 years
"Bounty! The paper towels for serial killers and zombies!" @TheThomason @LizHackett
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@Pupster_2000
Pupster_2000
10 years
@grobanmelody RT: @TheThomason : Parents in paper towel ads, your kids are monsters. Forget absorbency & focus on getting your shit together.
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@favstar1000favs
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10 years
@TheThomason Congrats on your 1000★ tweet! http://t.co/hvXwZnV7MY
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@BenjaminWilkins
Benjamin Wilkins
10 years
@TheThomason Thanks for raising awareness of the glamorization of bad parenting. Now its obvious that paper towels are ruining our society.
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@StealthBlade98
T.M 🏳️‍🌈🌊
9 years
@TheThomason @DCDeacon then the commercial wouldn't be about paper towels lol
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@Yardboy
Yardboy
9 years
@TheThomason Not to mention that little fucker in the dishwasher commercial that just two-foot jumps right on the dishwasher door.
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@Kraftypaws75
Kraftypaws4acause
8 years
@TheThomason @MrJonCryer parents in the pampers cruisers diaper commer nd 2get their shit 2gether 2change the kids diaper It wont be saggy!
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@jessstites
Jessamine Stites
8 years
@TheThomason @MrJonCryer 😂 & quit relying on 2 guys dressed as paper towel rolls to clean up messes even though they brag in the locker room
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@hairgoddess1221
Chrissy 😁❄🍃🖤🤘🏻🟦🟧
7 years
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@jadalypuff
Jj the jet plane
7 years
@TheThomason and then they explain somehow it's the moms who must clean up the mess and the husband and kids are incompetent?Why is that acceptable still
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@terry313401
Theresa Sisk
7 years
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@KingTru74988360
ppppppp
5 years
Tweet media one
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