Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."

@TheThomason Well, if they were alive they’d at least need to be inebriated. Otherwise it would just be a bowl with scurrying rats nearby. 🤔

@TheThomason A bowl of live rats might be cute and welcomed if the place of business was a Rat Cafe and the rats were meant for snuggling (not noshing on).

@TheThomason Depends if the bowl was covered...

@TheThomason Live rats wouldn't stand for the disrespect of being carried in a bowl

@TheThomason Schrödinger’s Rat

@TheThomason Lol

@TheThomason It is a skilled waitress, that can bring a bowl of live rats to a table 😂😂😂

@TheThomason Alive

@TheThomason They were alive until I read this reply ):

@TheThomason You mean the viewer!?

@TheThomason I'm imagining this being set down on the table, then all the rats come running out when the server removes the top... like a cartoon

@TheThomason Well they teach you to be polite in Appalachia

@TheThomason I’d yell if I’d made clear that my kid had an allergy and they served him food with that allergy in it. But it’s be while we were heading to the hospital.

@TheThomason In my mind they were alive

@TheThomason In my mind, they were ~alive~

@TheThomason Yeah, alive

@TheThomason Good point. I assumed they were alive

@TheThomason A waitress spilled half a pitcher of ice water all over the table and my husband once. We didn't scream at her but we rarely eat there anymore.

@TheThomason It would depend on the other person’s order, wouldn’t it?