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sports fan and realist

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FSU players in the combine are proving the FSU snub was the biggest snub in CFB history. That defense was all-time great. Packed with talent.
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All this upheaval and @jordantrav13 is still there supporting his teammates. FSU legend.
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Jordan Travis watches Brock Glenn, freshman Luke Kromenhoek and FSU’s walk-on QBs take part in practice Tuesday morning at Nova Southeastern University.
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I mean, #FSUTwitter clearly got herbie shook. He’s been on a blocking spree. That means he’s reading the comments…
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@andrewkimmel And…he’s masked? Interesting.
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@AmoneyResists “Blue lives matter…except when trying to hold republicans accountable for crimes”- traitor maga
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@theethos828 @ArtieVandelay1 @HealthyFla *they base their decisions on a political agenda and alter data to suit that agenda. Fixed it for you. It’s proven, too.
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@AmoneyResists Judge also noted the info supporting the affidavit to be reliable.
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@dannykanell Parents can decide...by homeschooling or private school. Public school is obligated to protect ALL students, even if it hurts your feelings....
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@scrowder When will Stevie realize free speech literally only applies to speaking against the govt and guarantees freedom to do so? Has no bearing on private platforms. None. Zilch.
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@pblodlr @IntelCrab When rockets exploded off Kennedy space, Center they would lock people down because of potentially hazardous materials and chemicals. SpaceX doing this or no?
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@Phantom2Phlyer @MikeSington Name the decision and explain how it’s applicable. You can’t. The papers belong to the OFFICE of President. Not the man. A concept you don’t understand.
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@DWaitan @dannykanell He is an employee of the NFL, so....
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@dannykanell How does Jim NOT know the extent when his coaches on the sideline have sheets with opposing signals on them? Calling out to coordinators and play callers? Harbaugh knew. 100%.
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@LateKickJosh @bellbxnus No Josh, he questioned your justification. Seems to me FSU beat UF on the road with qb2 without needing a Hail Mary. FSU won their conference title with qb3. By 2 scores.
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@Osinttechnical In English, this is called “moving goalposts”
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@StephJayB @tanyaboza And tenure gives unbelievable protections that perpetuate this garbage!
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@finalboss1776 @JesseKellyDC This country would be half what it is without CA’s economy. Pay attention.
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@CNBCnow @shepdf Still more successful than truth social 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@primediscussion It’s a thankless job that nobody wants to do, least of all clout seekers. She’s weird, but on the flip side, that’s dirty, hard work and she’s doing it for those generations long before us.
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@mediocregoon @NoleWx @historyinmemes Wait. Aren’t y’all the ones removing slavery from history books and decrying the holocaust and naziism as “overblown”? Maybe sit this one out.
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@BrentZwerneman 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Program with delusions of being “elite” despite being historically mid
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@camilleelese He was killin it. Having fun and taking pride, and buttering ALL the popcorn.
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@IntelCrab This is how change is forced without military intervention. Force the people to overthrow the bad leaders
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@BillDungsroman @TheGoodLife_32 It would be illegal to not pay them for work, especially hourly workers, friend. No business can force that legally. Get real
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Did anyone else hear that shoutout from Herbie about FSU and JT?
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@_GEN_STRIKE_ @Bowsnonk Oooh look how edgy you are
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@primediscussion But republicans kept telling us that Mexicans and immigrants are the ones bringing drugs here. Not other republicans!
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@JohnHRuiz Bobby Bowden has more bowl wins since 2008. You rent a stadium and can’t get people to show up. Your program is not the same
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ESPN is gonna wind up firing @ESPNBooger if he keeps hyping FSU. We see you Boog. Keep your job brother but PREACH!
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@jsdouglas444 @RonFilipkowski Enlighten us. Esp the part where her authority to interfere actually exists?
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@SBaysden Y'all say the 2 weeks thing like any of y'all actually did your part to help. You didn't, and that's why we're here now.
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Not quite to my follower goal but I'm a first-time @SeminoleBooster !! Go Noles!
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@EgorKotkin @MattBinder The guy was sitting with Rupert Murdoch last night. That says everything you need to know.
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@RAPbutBullshit @deadb3atkid This happened 20 years ago with Eminem. Shit existed before Travis Scott.
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@RiceyCoops @shepdf Until proven real, I'm calling it fake.
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@martianbycreed @ArmandDoma @Timcast Lmao you think farmers are net payers. Bless your heart.
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@Genetics56 Miami isn’t going anywhere. They have no money, their billionaire booster is under investigation, and their viewership is crap. Not to mention game attendance.
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@ACCFootball @FSUFootball Homie mad we put up 52 unanswered and held him to under 200 total yards almost the whole game, goes for a garbage time fg and fails. Eat it.
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@GabyUrrutia247 @MikeSanchize @RyeSammy43 Says a guy who writes think pieces at the behest of Mario, often turning off commenting. Sit this one out gabby.
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@slanderson2474 @kenolin1 Because your post was a dumbass post, that’s why they’re attacking you. Don’t play victim for your own idiocy.
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@ADavidHaleJoint He actually said something decently smart
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@IntelCrab The propaganda machine never stops
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@scardykitty @Acyn It’s intentionally condescending in a manner bobo doesn’t understand
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@JHC_53 @TheOnion Blue check account. Butthurt checks out.
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@RedditCFB @CjWilson850 It’s ok tho. They’re off-season champs 20 years running.
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@Iamrobjenkins @LogansTwitty @dak He was a big scapegoat in tampa. For a lot of reasons.
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@MindOfRusso @DJJEDTHVSLOTH @MySportsUpdate @PatMcAfeeShow Consequences like Super Bowl championships, and, you know, not getting long Covid 🤣
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@RedditCFB @zasar909 5 goals? Should Stanford have been replaced with a more competitive team? That’s how this works right
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The best 4Q program in the nation.
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@TransferPortal_ @orieboyy @PatPayton6 This is because the CFP told players that being undefeated isn’t meaningful. They’re making college ball into a NFL farm league only.
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@darrenrovell “wE gOt A bIlLiOnAiRe BoOsTeR” Miami, 2022
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@Osinttechnical To be clear: it’s only a war crime if the international community is interested in pursuing those charges/holding someone accountable…with zero authority or punitive measures available?
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@Esqueer_ @MSSpaint Pretty sure there are established case laws precluding a prior employer’s responsibility for health care obligations after they cease to be the employer providing health care. This won’t pass because it’d be a “slippery slope” for coverage.
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@smalls2672 @gerrypayne “Alpha” is just another word for “not man enough to admit being wrong”
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Ever notice FSU'S 3most hated rivals have orange in their colors?
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@willsommer Sooo hannity admits not reporting news but reporting drama for ratings. 100% nothing else.
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@ReceDavis @AmericanAir Are you most deserving, or the best? Airport has to get the committee to decide with the competing airlines.
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@TexasTribune Tell us again how this isn’t about control masked as “moral” bullshit? I beg you.
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@DemonDeacons Top athletic conference
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@CFBRep @browezzy Facts are FSU is 13-0 and every major poll had them 4th except the CFP which isn’t even a poll.
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@PFF_College @trey_uno1 Florida State speed is a thing again
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@Reflog_18 “Agility”. No company with 700+ employees is “agile”. It takes 4 years to implement software changes.
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First time FSU booster family here. I'll donate $0.10 for each new follower through Friday, the 11th, up to 1500 followers (19 now). If I get more than 1500 followers? We'll see! #NoleBlooded
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@unindoctrinated @DashDobrofsky His newest “fans” have already forgotten about his promises to buy twitter and make it “free speech”, and we all see how that’s not gonna happen.
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@9mxvi_ Share the backfield with the best RB room in college ball - FSU
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@lawofruby @PL67712441 Show us for trump. Those aren’t lawyers, they’re actors playing for a crowd/paycheck
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@oneshottezza @BluMoonMan_ @mrobmused @CollinRugg And well on his way to being an incel.
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@fearingthespear Man, it’s the receivers. So many drops
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@sbaprolife Choose life by preserving the mother’s life, since y’all will disappear like a fart in the wind once a child is born. “Pro life til we have to pay for it”
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@LifeLibertyEvan @elonmusk Trump isn’t a billionaire 😂
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@Sarah4RRC @AndrewYang Not quite, but good try
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@jordantrav13 You never got that call, Jt. We saw you get pummeled with no call
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@McShay13 You don’t care for the kids or you’d admit the CFP fucked up. This isn’t subjective, it’s objective. They cheated FSU
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@Bitcoin_Teej And you have overhead, biz tax burdens, supply your own benefits, and def ain’t working just 40hrs a week
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@KappaCane Dude is a sports writer and never heard of Nnadi?
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@Anthrage @vcdgf555 Why the hell would an attacking force have their transponders active? Come on.
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@BattlesEndFSU A NIL that says they don’t need money? 👀👀 I’m in
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@SenTomCotton Tom is racist. That’s the real tweet. Tom is racist.
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@danevanssays @MeidasTouch @MuellerSheWrote Where was the lie? Charlie says racist shit all the time.
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@Sonar706 @davenewworld_2 Investigating? Video leaves no doubt. Context does not matter. The cop assaulted the suspect. Period.
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@JDMixon @laurenboebert @GOP They’ve had 3 years to find something on joe. There’s nothing. Just like trump had nothing on Hillary and he never locked her up. The cult has you.
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@Tripp_13 @Dussttin @hurricanesmarsh Truth? He didn’t develop shit
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@JHC_53 @TheOnion “yOu MuSt Be VaCcInAtEd” . Btw, that article you mentioned…is from a conspiracy theory website and not NASA. You must be a Maga sheep! Yes, you are. 🐑
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@Osint613 @CzarinaWrldWide Also to be fair, The Hague is a joke because they will only charge and enforce against those members who voluntarily submit. Why isn’t Putin under their scrutiny? Or Kim Jong?
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@Daytobehappy @highbrow_nobrow Bless your heart, thinking Ron ever cared about you. Or trump 🤣
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@PJLopez58 @TimBrando I saw the Bama- USF game. And they didn’t have a 3rd string freshman playing at QB, so….
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@frankie_Fword @RepAdamSchiff Takes a Maga Republican to make that comment without any sense of irony or hypocrisy at all.
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@MsMayaPapaya @zachsilberberg @MNateShyamalan The “elitists” and “Illuminati” are out for him. Nevermind he’s an elitist and one of the top 5 richest men in the world.
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@cardinals150 @ADavidHaleJoint That’s a you problem, not a journalism problem. If you can’t discern facts from opinion-laden drivel, folks can help you.
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@Huricane_Ditka @pblodlr @IntelCrab Silica dust is toxic for lungs. Anything particulate ingested/inhaled is not particularly good….
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@TheBattlesEnd @95productions1 The troll is freaking epic
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@JaymeKnyx And yet y’all still won’t say who the money was behind that whole clown show.
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@HrTomnielsen @Pillezzi @LucasFoxNews Nobody is talking nukes, commenting that was unnecessary
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@gabrielmalor @Popehat It doesn’t matter that this is another one of DeSantis‘s big L’s in court, he won the rabble rabble audience with his 4 day a week press conferences on this stuff. Law prevailed, fortunately. But still.
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@RickCromack @kenfromga So even the republicans that win, you question those results? Really? Or just when dems win
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@notcapnamerica @10khr_realty Great stuff. Sad thing is there are people fighting kids being taught this in school. Critical life skill
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@mcane44 @BSonnone 31-28. 2 bowl victories in what, 15 years? You have zero, literally zero place to talk about relevance
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