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Liberal Socialist Open Borders Progressive Atheist, interested in many things In love with the most wonderful girl in the world: @androme_duh

He/Him but use what you like.
Joined February 2016
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@Incr3dibl3Sauce gege sexualises the men not the women, duh
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@girlcel_ pretty sure men think a fuckton about what it means to be a man. like there are entire songs about what it means to be a man. entire books, entire shows, entire book series about the concept and work of manhood. Idk i think men are obsessed with masculinity actually
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"there were no ideologies in the ancient world" -guy banned from editing Wikipedia
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I hate this kind of anachronistic zoomer nonsense. There were no flags or ideologies in the ancient world!!
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@twinkophrenia It is it basically says "Netanyahu's carreer is upheld by the existence of hamas so he actively perpetuates it, and there should be a ceasefire which Israel has to facilitate."
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@Lufthee It's "the trains aren't on time" kind of video
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@matthwatson it's implied this one's at least 21 years old.
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Oh wow, i wonder how a slave owner ended up having black decendants.
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LMFAO
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@verysmallriver look the AI just recognises what we as a society should have ages ago Obama is white
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@ChadNotChud English is hard to learn because of its spelling rules or lack there of, but it's very grammatically simple.
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@tcarpenter216 "On average in the world, 50% of people die from this procedure. However, I, the special super boy i am, have succeeded the last 20 times. So you probably won't die"
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@typecfemale "Consultant" also known as "person who fixes wacky problems and gives advice" it's essential the handyman of business. but ofc, it seems completely fake to outsiders.
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@maiamindel Tolkein had a clear message with borimir and it was pretty obvious in the text. That message is that you cannot contain or control an evil such as this, even if your desire are pure. Though you may delude yourself into saying that your ends are just, it's just hiding your evil
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@McNolf @tulpapilled Imperial Japan and Nazi Germany are in hot contention for the "Most evil in the shortest ammount of time" award.
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@thatfrood and today you are a niche internet microcelebrity, so i think he's right actually
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@ZirizoReal Literally all of those vegetarians are musclebond tanks Vegetarianism corrolates greatly with muscle mass actually and the largest land animals are always vegetarians, and they're built like tanks
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@AlexArborist the key enforcers in any retributive justice system are 1. Violent 2. Low Empathy 3. Powerful In other words, the most likely to be abusers.
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@JohnThePapist The funny thing is, the woman who dedicated her life to science probably taught hundreds of scients, and so, raised so many scients. the trad woman birthed childred and raised them to be interested in science, the scientist woman made them into scientists
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@jessicobra i think it was a cis term before it was a trans term, but it might have just been two different situations that both independently got the same name.
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@3lfares As a Norwegian, i burn the swedish flag regularly.
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@frutiger_sof strawberries being picked from the earth is so fucking funny if you're Norwegian the name of strawberries in Norwegian is Jordbær (earthberries)
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@SwannMarcus89 Unironically the only european leader i'm a genuine fan of. he has incredible guts, and really said "don't threatene me with good odds"
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@girlcel_ It's true they don't really consider if they are a man/boy but they do consider what it means to be a boy and what it means to become and be a man.
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@thechosenberg This is just bragging
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@thechosenberg Generalizing all of Europe based on a single experience in a single country. Americans are wild.
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@TrueSlazac it gets funnier when you realise there's also a race of fat little clumsy bumpkins that do what the bees do, but like worse, trying their best.
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@RightWingCope ah yes All parts of the economy is capitalism including specialization of labour.
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@LinkofSunshine litterally the first chapter of the communist manifesto. Not even Capital. Just the easy to read pop political pamflet.
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@USA_Polling clearly this means that 1/3rd of states should have all of these policies in place.
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@USA_Polling Generic Democrat vs Schitzo Blitler (51%/47&)
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@LinkofSunshine oh wow Misandrist turns out to be misandrist and does misandry which perpetuates patriarchy Who'd a thunk it
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@Astro_Eggcelent this simply isn't true. ideologies come about when you have a politically active populous that is self aware. For instance, there's a clear distinction between sophists and non sophists in ancient Athens.
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@LinguistReborn Yeah, she is actively monstrous in this film. she constantly violates norms to get her way by using her literal mind control powers, and abuses the mechanics of a culture her liniage of people invented for the express purpose of manipulating that people.
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@TalksMarsh it's true these countries didn't use flags like we use them. Flags are a cultural affect of modernity and different systems of doing that were in use. but yes, flags did exist back then, but they were not as prominent or relevant.
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@Astro_Eggcelent (Feministly) Men who want to go on fun dates with women are just desperate perverts
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@Bob247874 Fun fact people are usually not too polite to say it. A person might be, most persons are, but in a group, there's always someone with the guts to tell you. if you're not told off you're probably fine.
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@satoruuu725 the VA was originally picked for the earlier seasons, when Geto was a much more menacing and imposing villain This is especially true with JJK 0. But Suguru has always had a very soft and sweet voice in the japanese dub, which fit his actual character more. So it's a struggle.
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@VoicesByZane it's extremely europop and you're freaking out correctly in a very europop way
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@MalevolentAstra @ginfantasy "do men even like women" JoeCat: "I do, and like in a very romance and loving way. big fan of women. great people!" "Eat shit fucker you just want to get into their pants you evil sack of shit"
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@KyleKulinski This is gonna go on the old Kyle tweets account in 8 years or so
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@CapriTheUnruly @realPhoenixFire You homebrew your game, I promise. do you track encumbrance, make sure to track rations and stuff. LR only once per 24 hours, and roll cha checks before RPing out your dialogue? Among a slew of other things these are common things to just ignore in a dnd game.
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@robidoesntcare you're not gonna believe this
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The anti AI movement is a bunch of reactionaries
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@nikicaga I think they're both hot, and honestly i think oppenheimer just was very intriguing and sad puppy esque while also being very hot and competent and that just gets yah, you know
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@lilbabygandhi In norway I can walk shout 4km from the center of town and not be able to see any civilisation
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@CatDadCommie SSundee Minecraft Youtuber for kids Turns out he's the bad kind of Christian and it had a fair bit of fall out, permanently tarnishing his otherwise obnoxious but spotless record
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@Shogun_lux IT SEEMS TODAY THAT ALL YOU SEE IS VIOLENCE IN MOVIES AND SEX ON TV BUT WHERE ARE THESE GOOD OLD FASHIONED VALUES ON WHICH WE USED TO RELY?
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@RedCharlotte_ there are no rape cases if there are no rape laws
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@fatfabfeminist Nah she was so real for this actually
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@Sinners4Emily Rephrasing the question slightly do you live in a city?
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@nikicaga The UK Shifting their political divide from "Socialist Progressive vs Capitalist Conservative" to "Socialist Conservative vs Capitalist Progressive" would be very funny tbh
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@weiss_hadas honestly finding that crazy is so weird to me because in Norway eduroam is ubiquitously used when at uni.
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@CatgirlAnarcho they're dating
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@EmperorHengist @Ameritard1776 And look now it's protecting itself and look who's failing now. The junta will be treated like the demons they are, and your worldview of "might makes right" will shatter, as it was those who were right without might who were mighty.
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@PiPArtemis @TheOmniLiberal Local man clogs up public sewage system costing city millions annually
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@tanijrou This manga was drawn by a woman, duh we're getting the female gaze
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@AmosPosner I hate this interpretation of Copy Right Law. it goes against the entire concept. their Intellectual Property Right is the right to control the distribution of the content. THEY'RE NOT GIVING THAT UP! THEY SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO CPUNT IT AS A LOSS!
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@sunriselaughing Once again validated in the "if all the furries died society would instantly colapse from the lack of irreplaceable workers" view i hold
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By reading mythology it becomes abundantly clear to me that we've become vastly more powerful than the ancient people thought we could possibly be. Actions reserved exclusively for the gods is now a daily occurence for humanity.
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@kimpossiblefact Aspergers kinda better explains the exact part if the spectrum I'm on
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@ElGranSenglar the Palestinians have Already done this, now where is the moderate Israeli state
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@Lufthee like spesifically she mentions how DB fucking sucks and is the worst.
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@ceremonioushurt The modern patriarchy is insidious because upholding it can be situationally and momenterally useful for the person doing it, while opressing them in general. I see tons of "feminists" engaging in text book patriarchal misandry to elevate themselves constantly.
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@north0fnorth the vibe is exhausted self destruction that's basically impossible
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@DylanBurns1776 No. It's called Football. Everyone else calls it Football American Football doesn't even use a foot more than like once. That's like calling Volley ball "Toss Ball" because you toss the ball up in the air before hitting it when you serve.
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@Lufthee Like they're not just not on time, they're usually cancelled completely unreliable nonsense.
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@ChadNotChud Replace The Father with Congress, The Son with the president, and the supreme court with the holy spirit, and god with the state. i think that might make it make more sense?
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@JustinLB02 @TheOmniLiberal You know Fucking hate that you're right.
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@Elf_Pyro @DDupzz @MisterDisco_ @ProgressBar202_ On January 1st, 2022 it will be 1 year since January 1st 2021 and then from there it's 1 day from 2020 as December 31st 2020 is one day before then.
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@yousoromi "That's lame" nothing is lame actually literally everything in this world is interesting we have a world of near infinite complexity, so vast and compact in information that you could dedicate your entire life to the most simple concept possible in fact, people have.
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@nikicaga @seaweedanxiety I've yet to see a fine πŸ”» but I've also yet to see a πŸͺ‚
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@cisgenderhaver her name is Wagenblast and she's the metro announcer? I'm sorry but that's INCREDIBLY funny
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@CherryBreadTV Clearly the best middle ground is taking on a name like Andromeda
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@AsVacation Houston and Austin are becoming significantly denser cities They're hellish for other reasons, like being car dependent and being in texas where the winter freezes you to death and the spring gives you heat stroke. But it's proof that building housing lowers rents and prices.
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@ThanksThoth this is just certain kind of salmon. The pink Salmon. Norwegian Arctic Salmon does not do this.
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@MarcusBrownsto1 @realZachBritt @SocDoneLeft The giant homeless man is litterally sitting on LA. it's ruined an entire suburban neighbourhood.
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@tee_g92 @NickTagliaferro you should advocate for changing the rules back to how it was when your ancestors arrived.
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@ExileGrimm American Collapse isn't real (yet) But british decline is real and is a very prominent voice in the "west decline" discussion the UK is on track to be a third rate power, the US has never been brutto stronger
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@Elafagalus Nah killing god is based actually i love being in charge of my own moral frameworks
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@therapatical also, hot take, all men aren't evil and the vast majority of men are just meh like everyone else
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@_night_brain__ the problem with V3 is that it's too fucking marxist. Yeah i think the marxism is cool and good for what it does, but it sucks for what it doesn't. Factions are singular blocks. No market liberal and protectionist intelligencia may exist at the same time, even though it's common.
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@yorozuuuuu if you thought Gojo was down bad for Geto...
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@ogata69 Gojo won't ever lose his virginity because he never loses
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@ODouglas_Stan @LinkofSunshine Ehhhh. these are all to similar. Also the balkans are filled with the same tricolour but with different symbols. Yay for cohesion given theor ethnic heritage and the convention of the south slavs or whatever, but Red white and blue is frankly overdone.
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@KatyMontgomerie wasps are probably net negative in pollination because they kill pollinators, especially bees.
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@nemo_literam Hungary is a containment zone. Their elections are perfectly democratic. Erdogan represents them perfectly well
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