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2 months

this is big. this may be the very first time a bethesda game ever been in a playable state

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The Elder Scrolls VI is in a playable state. "We are in development on the next chapter - The Elder Scrolls VI. Even now, returning to Tamriel, and playing early builds has us filled with the same joy, excitement, and promise of adventure." (via @BethesdaStudios )

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this thing wouldve gotten bullied into suicide if it lived in the cars universe

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6 months

just saw what the cybertruck looks like from behind and buddy I am both hootin and hollerin

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9 months

she just finished a story cutscene and is now free to roam the open world

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@jessicobra

1 year

you can tell trans women really are women because men are incapable of telling when we're joking

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@WokeArchive

1 year

“Trans women” are the most delusional people in society right now

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7 months

my favorite part of the last 50 years is how every moderately successful critique of capitalism has inevitably been made into a brand or franchise where all the original poignancy has evaporated. like sure. squid games is just takeshi's castle now. why not

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The trailer for the ‘SQUID GAME’ reality series has been released. Releasing on November 22 on Netflix.

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1 year

penis envy implies the existence of 6 other deadly penis sins

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21 days

"go piss girl" "pissing all by yourself, handsome?" these are the two genders. anything else is a mental illness

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@jessicobra

7 months

you cannot eat a bucket of fries in one sitting. popcorn is made of air. fries are made of fries

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭 ✍︎︎

@realest2solid

7 months

If they sold these in theaters instead of popcorn I’d be happy

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@jessicobra

2 years

A SECOND SET OF PRONOUNS HAS JUST HIT THE WOKE TRADE CENTER

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@jessicobra

4 months

linguistics major who studied japanese for 6 years here!! this is exactly how japanese works

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jess!

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10 months

"i dont think torturing small insects is funny"

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@jessicobra

4 months

shoutout these bisexual queens who both dated the same guy and each other

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4 months

the fuckgraph isn’t real… it can’t hurt you the fuckgraph

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11 months

13th century lesbian twitter wouldve gone so hard like "woke up at sunrise today to watch the brawniest of the peasant women chop wood in her late husband's stead. if i am dead within a fortnight it shant surprise me. i believe i hauve contracted the plague"

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9 months

the old gold had a shine. a luster. new gold looks like cheese stuck in rock

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1 year

please dont point guns and yell at autistic people!!! it can be very stressful for us :(

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11 months

went to this queer cafe near me and it has trans flags everywhere and is ran by a bunch of gnc lesbians who all turned around and smiled at me when i walked in....this must be how puppies feel when theyre surrounded by kids who wanna adopt them

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2 months

i wouldnt read any of these. where are the pictures. andthe little tabs you can pull on the sides to make the animals move

cookiu ☆ RIP ICE ADO

@cookitwo

2 months

my opinion on fic formatting…..

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13 days

men will "looksmax" for 6 months and still not clean up their eyebrows

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4 months

this is the most butch woman twitter can handle before they start transvestigating her

Oui || 🌻 Undergrad Lad 🌻 ||

@Oui_Cake

4 months

*taps mic* Artists should stop drawing Karlach with a tiny waist, stop trying to feminize her body type and force an hourglass figure onto her, she is jacked and thats ok

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1 year

genuinely fascinated by the people who insist you should be taking damage during the set piece moment where the player is expected to hold right for a few seconds

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@jessicobra

1 year

transphobes thinking this is real is so incredible lmao

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@ihykari

1 year

HEARTBREAKING: Unsupportive father harasses trans daughter!

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1 year

personally i think we should let the baby transes wear whatever makes them Feel something for the first time in their goddam lives but thats just me

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1 year

like thi- [GUNSHOT]

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4 months

terfs are an incredible phenomenon because theyre the closest a woman can come to being a divorced man

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1 month

jesus wouldve loved transgenders he woulda thought that was sick as fuck he wouldve been bumping ket with the dolls and turning water into monster

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9 months

radiohead fans are weird theyre all like nO !!! you cant like the one where he goes 'im a creepima weirdo' you have to like th eone where he goes "oooouuuuhhhhh"

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@jessicobra

7 months

these dogs only look like this on the surface. 5km under the ocean they look pretty normal

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7 months

What breed of dog is this?

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3 months

the "sex =/= gender" narrative has been such a disaster for trans ppl lol

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5 months

every time i see one of those five hour videos analyzing some piece of media im always like "That cant be right, theres no way that sonic 2 warrants 5 hours of analysis" and by the end of the video im consistently blown away by how completely correct i was

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@jessicobra

11 months

twitter will realize theyre trans and go from the coolest username youve ever heard to "emily :3"

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@jessicobra

1 year

Scott Newgent-Trans Regretters

@NotScottNewgent

1 year

Parents, block this account. Dozens of accounts grooming kids, showing them how to get HRT without parental consent. Of course, this account has protected tweets. Care to ponder why? SCREAM Louder

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2 months

i hate this notion that medically transitioning is done solely to 'pass' as cis. im transitioning so that i can look in the mirror and not see a stranger. so that i can die in a body that feels like mine. i am not doing this for cis people's comfort

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7 months

sex hormones are weird its like would you rather be oily or cry a lot

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8 months

>be me >pretty girl >go to a firing range >find a big strong guy with a pistol >*bats eyes* "can i try shooting it once??" >he hands me the gun and smugly gives me some pointers >i fire it once into his head >its mine now i have 36 guns so far. i love being a girl

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5 months

5 inches....last year he said 6.....he's definitely on it folks

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5 months

horrid vibes. finnster belle delphine vibes. blowing up the sun with my mind vibes

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1 month

sorry girlies but looks like the bible says NO to boymoding

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3 months

Shae Reloaded

@judgementshae

3 months

transgenderfying this innocent small town Twink

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5 months

the reason there are so many cartoon lesbians is because nobody in the industry knows how to animate two men kissing. theyve never tried it. and now theyre scared

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1 year

okay now im just super confused why the klan would steal their look from catholicism when they hated catholics?? were they just that dumb or like

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1 year

america is a failed state. actually despicable that so much of the US is living in a LITERAL food desert. you cannot reform this

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5 months

this is how bugs feel when you lift up the rock

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cats crew

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4 months

this is a psychological effect known as "anchoring". if you closely enough, you will realize that none of these can in fact be described as "long skirts"

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@AngelCatze

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Question what is the best skirt??? (I love Long Skirts)

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5 months

my wife.... mah waif.... ah waof.... arf woof.... much to think about......

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11 months

every time i click on a video essay and the person has an annoying high pitched voice i always have to look up their twitter and check if they have a Gender so i can know if i can be mean to them or if theyre just trying their best

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5 months

fuck

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@jessicobra

3 years

@PeppermintFlyBy very true! im cishet but im strongly considering becoming gay to be more in line with my politics

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4 months

you guys do realize the issue with terfs is the first two letters right? not the radfem part??

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4 months

whoever invents a strap that starts soft and grows as you playfully tease it with your tongue until it fills your mouth and you can barely breathe.....that person will be the worlds first trillionaire

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9 months

pussy so patriotic it got an honorable discharge

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3 months

im glad i dated a diabetic person for a few years before i started transitioning so i didnt have to learn the hard way that endocrinologists are completely imcompetent

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2 months

he was murdered.

President Biden

@POTUS

2 months

In memory of Nex, we must all recommit to our work to end discrimination and address the suicide crisis impacting too many nonbinary and transgender children.

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transfem fujoshis are so funny like girl you couldve had all that. you couldve been the yaoi king. now youre just a peasant girl in a yaoi world. glancing up at the yaoi castles from your yaoi fields, having to shield your eyes from the yaoi sun. do you ever miss it yaoi girl

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5 months

im watching the sunrise with my beautiful wife

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@y2khunter

5 months

NNN is ending tomorrow, which one you watching first?

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1 year

man i got big news for you about autistic people and transgenders

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you can avoid 99% of transmisogyny if you just treat trans women as a type of woman with a really fucked up childhood

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2 months

i love t girls

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hey guys i know youre joking but please dont say stuff about how you wanna bash my head in with a rock or cut me into thousands of cubes or stuff like that. im not always in a good place to read it--last time i let out an audible moan and everyone on the bus stared at me

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finnster coming out as asexual 3 months ahead of coming out as trans in order to dodge the AGP allegations.....masterful gambit.......

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9 months

in regards to the transgender vs. transsexual debate: say whichever one you think is funnier at the given moment

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2 years

okay but who tf opens a letter from ted kaczynski

Alpine Rockhead 🗿✹

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Ted Kaczynski has been diagnosed with cancer. 😢

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@Pletschy1 @PanCovenJohn 26 followers bestie i aint taking comedic advice from you

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yo mistah white this is the purest yaoi ive ever seen! youre a good damn artist!! its just basic chemistry jesse. how quickly can you distribute this to the fujoshis fuck, yaoi this clean...i could get 50 pages out a night, easy *slams fist* THATS NOT ENOUGH *starts coughing*

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shes literally an elf but nintendo a little bitch

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@PopBase

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Hunter Schafer says it would be ‘so cool’ to play Zelda in the upcoming live-action: “I love the game, personally. I played it as a kid and I still play it now. Who knows! That would be pretty cool.”

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lol

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i love how the trans community has, over the course of a year or so, gone from dooming over pictures of finnster to being completely certain that he is on hrt

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how it feels to be a transfem gooner

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⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.

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shouted EMILY at the trans girl meetup and a third of them looked back at me

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i support my trans brothers but ever since my friend told me that he gets euphoria from not washing his hands i have been looking at yall a lil differently

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i love how the trans community has, over the course of a year or so, gone from dooming over pictures of finnster to being completely certain that he is on hrt

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7 months

autistic baddie who only makes eye contact when shes...well....you know

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5 months

gale na

@poisonjr

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it's okay buddy. today was a really good try. and you'll have plenty more chances to beat the most depressed person record

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had a dream i was on a train with a bunch of trans guys and one of them took out his T shot and started crying and was like "I HATE DOING THESE" n janmed the needle into his shin and i winced and had to look away and an older trans guy was like "dawg thats not how u do it"

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i still refuse to acknowledge a lot of the childhood "signs" i was trans because, like, maybe wanting to have a tea party isnt "girly"?? maybe its just Awesome??? and maybe i was just born Awesome ?????

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1 year

the oomfs werent lying they really do be eepy

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1 year

Gay and tired: Queer youth twice as likely to have sleep problems, study finds

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im so sick of "leftists" advocating for the abolition of the nuclear family. didnt we learn our lesson from the 1970s? like, there are some legitimate concerns, but it still remains our best alternative to fossil families

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every cis boy deserves to be fucked like a girl at least once i think

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i love how terrified men are of the hypothetical idea of women lying to them for sex,,,meanwhile an entire industry is built around teaching men how to lie to women for sex

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feels like we sidestepped any discussion on what sex actually is, and progressives are still stuck thinking that sex is your genitals and chromosomes -- despite those being the two least visible sexed characteristics

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size difference frotting with this trans bitch i met on the world wide web yeah we call that micro soft edge

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the reason i like hanging with trans women is because its really the only time when i get to be seen as both trans and a woman, since most of society sees those two identities as incompatible the other reason i like hanging with trans women is because i like having sex with them

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oh? its over for you because you started transitioning after 22? you poor thing. in 1987 in freddy fazbear's pizzeria i witnessed an animatronic bear bite directly into a child's head,

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im sure this is going to be embarrassing for a lot of wannabe cis allies but trans ppl can literally always tell when youve never talked a trans person before lol

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10 months

They go shopping in group now.

''Femalism''🟥 🟩⬜🟪

@ilovepreserves

10 months

If you are a woman in the UK you might come face to face with these 3 TIMs in the women's bathrooms of your shopping mall. They go shopping in group now. Imagine being the only woman in the bathroom with them.

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nearly all sexed traits are downstream of hormones and thus are mutable. it really feels like people have an insane block when it comes to this fact though -- ppl will do anything to deny the reality that you really can change your sex

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i lost my pronouns in the war....

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(wokely) we should shame women for being horny

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@fpsbypass

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New game! Every time trans Twitter fetishizes trans people take a shot

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spraying faith with water every time she asks if i still like her. she said its not her fault, that she has "bpd". i said yeah i know she does. bad puppy disorder. then i spray her again

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700k to tell "trans-identified afab youth" that they can get pregnant, as if theyre not already painfully fucking aware of that

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Yet y’all wanna reelect Trump

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going to an american restaurant and ordering a cheeseburger, fries, and a soda with a straight face

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going to an indian restaurant and ordering chicken tikka masala, garlic naan, and a mango lassi with a straight face

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bottoming with a blindfold is out. too vanilla. now, topping with a blindfold -- thats impressive

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my pronouns arent they either but please talk to me like a dog

🌸 ꇙ꓄ꋬꉧ 🌸

@staxdeadempress

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yeah honestly it's so over for her, she's so cooked. She hit the bottom and kept digging. Anyone with any respect for her is braindead

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3 months

covid lockdown was basically the baby boom for transgenders. now everyone is the same fucking age

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3 months

i hate how "AI" is now just the term seemingly used for any generative algorithm. like, no, the software that upscales your textures in a video game to look sharper is not "artificial intelligence". its a fucking "add more pixels" machine

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and for the record,, sex and gender arent the same thing. if that was the case then it wouldnt be possible for trans ppl to realize theyre trans in the first place. but its frustrating when our "allies" use the distinction to reinforce the belief that transition is impossible

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femboys are the weakest link

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4 months

my dawg you are not 'puppybrained' you have undiagnosed adhd

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3 months

...and so it feels like we're stuck in this hell where ppl think theyre 'progressive' for seeing trans women as "biological males who identify as women", so long as they 'respect' their identity

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rules 4 being a trans woman: -NEVER smile in selfies -ALWAYS use ironic humor as a coping mechanism -SOMETIMES have sex with ur tgirl roommates and immediately regret it

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bottom text? i sure hope they do

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