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faith

1 month

it sucks to live in a world where nice guys who happen to have A cups (me, pictured) finish last while mean chads who probably have B cups get the girl (who is my girlfriend)

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2 months

imagine seeing someone gliding through the air like an angel and being like that's lame why aren't you running around in a circle

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Middle aged women will do anything other than cardio, weight training and count calories

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2 months

i think we should lock the person who made this in a chest and throw them in the ocean like dio

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@girlcel_

8 months

16 yo me: haha hey guys look, i made me but like as a girl in fallout 4 lol friend: oh cool, did you like, call her [deadname] or what did- me: her name's emily. friend: ... me: ... friend: why emi- me: anyway moving on let me show you a settlement I built or something haha

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@girlcel_

10 months

GLOP SLURP GLORP GLOP SLURP GLOP GLORP GLORP GLORP anyway, i GLORP GUH GULP GLOP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP *gasp* am really glad you liked my Spotify playlist!! ^-^ GUH SLURP GULP GLORP GLOP GLORP GLOP GUH *gasp* it's cool meeting someone with similar music taste :) GLUP GU

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@girlcel_

9 months

[at high school reunion] old math teacher: i always knew there was something different about you, faith. im glad you're finally living your best life me, drunkenly trying to flirt: r-remember that time i called you mom in class,,, c-can i d-do that again but like on purpose,,,,

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@girlcel_

3 months

i think Kristen Stewart should transition to male and Robert Pattinson should transition to female and i think they should remake Twilight and swap roles

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@girlcel_

1 month

why is forcemasc alll just awesome shit like digging holes and forcefemme is just racism

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@rex_felium

1 month

discovered the "forcemasc" posters on tumblr. more power to you guys thats real as fuck but this is comedy heaven

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@girlcel_

4 months

florida state-mandated bathroom police: so which is it? XX? XY? me, trying not to piss myself: man idk i still call it twitter....

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@girlcel_

3 months

when i told my mom i was non binary at age 18 but wasn't going to medically transition she shrugged and didn't care when i told her at 20 i was a trans woman taking hrt she threw out all my clothes, kicked me out of the house, took away my hrt and tried to take me out of college

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@ranastrans

3 months

this tweet is implying that not transitioning is the status quo???? historically, no. currently, still no. trans people are, famously, Expected to transition. what world are you guys living in

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@girlcel_

11 months

thanks google

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@girlcel_

3 months

trans woman: im a woman my pronouns are she/her. is this clear? liberal ally: *nods* trans woman: say it back. liberal ally: you are a Person and your pronouns are They/Them.

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@girlcel_

9 months

[8 minutes into an overwatch game] D-Va main: where's the healslut? Genji main: yeah, she started pretty good but is barely healing now, what happened? me, so bricked up im about to die: c,cc,an you guys c,all me a healslut again..

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@girlcel_

9 months

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@girlcel_

11 months

one time on 4chan i made a post asking transphobes if itd improve their day/make them happier if i, a trans girl, killed myself. about 75% of the replies were some variation of no, it wouldnt bruh then whats your goal? what do you think the policies/actions you support lead to?

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@girlcel_

2 months

god: i rlly like fw your new invention, the white woman yakub: thx god: but why make white men i dont get it yakub: just wait [millennia later] transgender shawty: i think im gonna take estrogen and call myself a dog on the internet god: wow.. he did it again... amazing...

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@girlcel_

3 months

>trans woman >looking for a trans-friendly place to chill >ask the gay bar bartender if her place is cis LGBT or trans LGBT >she doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is cis lgbt and whats trans lgbt >she laughs and says “its an inclusive bar sir” >...

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@girlcel_

9 months

"hey guys, just so you know i use any/all pronouns :)" >visibly grimaces whenever she gets called he >eyes light up whenever she gets called she

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5 months

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@girlcel_

5 months

"you" -thrust- "are" -thrust- "my" -pant- "m-my" -pant- "m,,m,fffuck,,m,,,m,,y" -trying not to fall over- "im sorry i; u,,m, c,,can we uh,, d,do you wanna take a break actually haha n,,,no reason,,,,"

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@girlcel_

2 months

i feel the need to comment, given a lot of weird people in the replies to this are saying "lesbian couple domestic violence rates", that neither of us have ever been violent to each other, still love one another quite a lot, and are breaking up due to long distance and borders

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2 months

💀?

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@girlcel_

9 months

reddit sucks in my opinion

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@girlcel_

1 month

"trans women are the only people who have like, 2 separate dice rolls to be well endowed. it's crazy how you rolled bad on both" - my loving wife, unprompted

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@girlcel_

2 months

Foreman: she can't possibly be a Lesbian. she's never had sex with a woman, feels isolated from other women and is attracted to masculine presentation Femme Girl: [wistful, yearning sigh] House:

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@girlcel_

4 months

what's it called when you're down bad but like for a giggly and kinda wild makeout sesh, not for sex

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@girlcel_

4 months

owner gf >_<: does puppy wanna hear the clicker again? does puppy like her clicker? :3 puppygirl gf: [lovingly] mommy, puppy has a migraine and needs you to shut the fuck Up rn

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@girlcel_

4 months

Dave Chappelle: now if i was alone in a room with a woman, whom we all know are sex objects- trans people: wtf what do you mean women are sex objects what's wrong with you? 50yo British "feminist": look how triggered the wokes are! masterful comedy Mr David! sex objects indeed!

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@girlcel_

1 month

sucks i was the annoying kid in high school because now if i ever talk slightly too much my brain immediately starts flashing me with images of a noose like I'm in that scene from Akira

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@girlcel_

5 months

i hope my girlfriend sees me not just as a girl shes dating.. but also as a cute Tomodachi internet pet >///< she goes on discord and says hi and all my stats go up and i get all excited when she leaves i power off and wait for her ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა if shes gone too long I DIE

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@girlcel_

4 months

how the cast of the Big Bang Theory would react to finding HRT in your room >_<

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@girlcel_

4 months

>boymoding >arrive at airport hotel >give my deadname at the front desk >show the receptionist lady an ID that clearly says 'Male' >use guy voice >"Enjoy your stay, ma'am" dawg what

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@girlcel_

5 months

my gf introducing me to her family: and this is my girlfriend, faith :) me: [frowning, tugging at her sleeve] her, with a strained smile: g-girlfriend slash dog... me, already approaching her visibly confused dad on all 4s: paw-leased to meet you sir >.<

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@girlcel_

3 months

sometimes i shove my face into a pillow and pretend someone else is doing it to me and i whine a little

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@girlcel_

1 month

[trying to impress a girl i met at a protest] yeah im actually a polsci major. i like, care a lot about idk, theory and stuff, y'know.. her: huh! how do you feel about Marx? me, not expecting to have rizzed her so quickly: oh,, ,um,, i,l,,ike them on my neck n whatever......

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@girlcel_

5 months

>google "how to propose marriage" >read i have to kneel for her >get so bricked up i die

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@girlcel_

8 months

yeah that's right i was an emily girl

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@girlcel_

5 months

gf: dude thank god we're both past that reddit babytrans phase and are normal now lol me [3 days into trying not to bark at her, veins bulging in my head]: y-yeah totally, its pawesome how we're just regular- gf: did you just say pawesome? me: ..no... [whispering] ..pawsibly..

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@girlcel_

9 months

@SecretPidgen but it could have and the fact it's believable says a lot about society

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@girlcel_

1 month

*paws at you* can i have attention >_< *paws at you* can i have attention >_< *paws at you* can i have attention >_< *paws at you* ca- oh. youre uh, youre giving me the attention i asked for. fuck. uh ... ... ...are you ignoring me again yet? okay cool *paws at you* can i

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@girlcel_

23 days

accidentally replicated an existing meme today while talking with my gf.. doodled it.....

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@girlcel_

10 months

anon is confused

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@girlcel_

21 days

calling your girlfriend right as she's waking up and hearing her groggy, barely-awake "heyyy" feels like having a sleeper activations code set off and what the code does is make you even gayer for her

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@girlcel_

3 months

girl who uses other girls as furniture: please, take a seat wherever girl who just came over for coffee: ill uh,, just take the floor..... chair #3 : [whimpering] don't,,,,,, the floor is for the furniture,,,,thats how she gets you,,,,,,,,

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@girlcel_

10 days

[at the FFS clinic for my brow reduction surgery] me: [tipping the surgeon a 20] mmm be a doll and make the incision a little deeper?<3 ive always had a thing for lobotomy...~ my gf: [tipping the surgeon a 100] she is already very stupid. please do not.

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@girlcel_

2 months

found on quora

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@girlcel_

2 months

we broke up

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@girlcel_

3 months

when a top dies, her bottom, much like the beloved pet of a pharaoh, is supposed to lie in her coffin with her forever

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@girlcel_

2 months

@mizawam1 I was dating another woman

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@girlcel_

5 months

is anyone into this it's fine if you're not

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@girlcel_

1 month

tired of pills and needles, they should make estrogen you can smoke

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@girlcel_

3 months

why are cis girls and trans girls fighting when there are Cathedrals of Yuri everywhere? :(

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@girlcel_

1 month

and she's been alone this entire time??? :(( she must be so lonely and sad......... *paws at- [i am violently incinerated]

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1 month

This is probably fine

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@girlcel_

4 months

her: babe can we fuck tonight me, lovingly: darling, if i had a vagina, we would fuck *every* night<3 her: ...yeah but... you don't so.... me: :) her: is that a...no? me, with grace: dearest, if i had a vagina, it would *always* be a yes her: ...so... me: dear one, if i ha

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@girlcel_

23 days

[playing worm. io with my girlfriend] her: wow babe youre like, really bad at this game, you keep dying me: yeah haha... her: my worm is like, huge compared to yours, i- babe you rammed into me again *sigh* at this rate you'll never be as big as me me: [drooling] o,,oops haha

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@girlcel_

2 months

fucking idiot thought she was in the silent carriage. this is the laughter carriage bitch better get your dopey ass outta here

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Is this the future you want for your daughters and granddaughters? 😡

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@girlcel_

11 months

"i dont want you to get hurt, i just want you to stop being trans and live happily as a man" was the only coherent reply i got from someone who said no, and its incredibly stupid. these people cannot fathom that gender dysphoria exists and that repressive apathy isnt a happy life

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@girlcel_

3 months

girl: hey can i have a pepsi cashier: sorry we're all out :/ girl: oh ok guy: hey can i have a pepsi cashier: sorry we're all out :/ guy: we need to talk about the women-not-selling-me-pepsi epidemic

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@girlcel_

2 months

men r so weird like there's so much performative cruelty in being a man like i remember being scared to idk,,, stand out in male friend groups because I never knew if id get praised or ridiculed for it, there's this constant are my friends going to be horrible to me 4 no reason

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@girlcel_

6 months

*paws at you* sir the reactor is melting *paws at you* sir the reactor is melting *paws at you* si- [my supervisor just stares in abject horror as the radiation morfs my hands into mutated paws, i turn into a dog girl before his eyes] *paws at you* sir the reactarf is melting..

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@girlcel_

1 year

anons dad is a cowboy

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@girlcel_

3 months

her, on the phone with a friend: yeah, we're taking a trip to- me, interrupting: ww,ere goig to armpit town hffghfg g her: ...i honestly don't think she like, *understands* what Pittsburgh is. im worried she's gonna be disappointed :/ me, feverish: arpi,t town,, sweaty,, hh,,,

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@girlcel_

1 month

me: happy transgender day of visibility :) Transgender John Cena: nothing to be happy about....

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@girlcel_

2 months

vendor on the street: hot dogs! hot dogs! get your hot dogs! regular gf: oh i could go for a- puppygirl gf [staring at her with pleading eyes]: g,,go for a waht...? regular gf: ...babe i *sigh* im really hungry... puppygirl gf [tearing up]: ,,a,m ,i not h.ot..?.. is rhat it..

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3 months

woke Batman: that's the difference between you and me, kid; I have a code - i NEVER misgender my enemies, that'd make me as bad as them. it ain't right Transfem Nightwing: you called me bro 2 hours ago woke Batman:[yelling] bro is Gender Neutral, dude, you fucking Words Fascist

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9 months

my son turned out-- [coming softly from the other room] *im a good girl, im a good girl i- *sob* im a good girl, im-* ...fine. he turned out fine.

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3 months

me; ugh what a long day, time to take off my shoes~ her: ... me: move my toes a little~ her: ... me: babe are you listening? her: ...faith im not into feet me: wha? no thats not right, i swear one of us liked- her: i should take my shoes off too me, drooling: o,,h right,,

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@girlcel_

8 months

>at restaurant >boymoding >waitress asks if there'll be anything else >all good, nobody needs anything >suddenly dad points at me >"oh, he wanted some water earlier" >"sorry, i mean *she* wanted some water earlier" dad whyyyyyy

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1 year

i wonder how spanish colonizers would feel about the fact spanish men look like this nowadays

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listen, i realize saying "estrogen made me a whiny bitch who cries too much" perpetuates misogynistic stereotypes, but the fact is from ages 13-19 i cried about 4 times and today i broke down in tears because i asked my gf if she still liked me and she replies "yes" so

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5 months

getting puppy affirmation from gnawing on a bone >.< being informed this is the worst head she's ever received :(

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@girlcel_

1 month

we need to make more women. at least 10% more. i propose we feminize an entire state as a quick fix. maybe Missouri?

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@girlcel_

3 months

we're supposed to be on a coffee date and she's having a twitter argument with Vaush

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@girlcel_

9 days

you PISS Off your gf </3 i PISS ON my gf <333 we are NOT the same

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5 months

finnster really really upset the puppygirl community, huh? call that.. c-call that getting dogpiled..

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my gf being playful: hey faif me: aww she called me faif instead of faith gf: i did! hey fif me: hehe that's me >_< gf: it is<3 hmm hey farf me: im farf! i- gf: hehe... hey foot me: ... gf: ... me: w-where... gf: no i was doing another- me: is it yours..? c,,can i see

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@girlcel_

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47-year-old transsexual drag queen clocking her starbucks barista: omg yassss you look so fish gorge<3 the 19-year-old twitter transfem barista: i-is that 4chan speak? p,,please stop being so brainwormed toward me ,,,,,,

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[flirting with a puppygirl two years older than me] wow,,y,you're like,, old enough to be my mom,,,,,,

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5 months

2009 catgirl: nyaaa mrrp i love yuri and anime music :3 society: boo! cringe! die we hate you! 2023 puppygirl: arff i love cuddles and ketamine >.< society: stupid mutt! shut up! kennel! 1996-2023 Benjamin Netanyahu: i love ethnic cleansing society: aww so cute! good boy :)

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pretending transition isn't extremely dissuaded societally (and that a large percent of trans people don't transition either because of medical gatekeeping or because the cisgender fear of hrt has been pushed so hard they've internalized it) is so terminally online like dawg

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*paws at you* do you hate me :( *paws at you* can i suck your dick :3 *paws at you* do you hate me :( *paws at you* can i suck your dick :3

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@girlcel_

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woman: hi guy talking to her: shut up stupid moron ugly fat bitch women are so stupid and dumb society: dude wtf why would you say that the guy: she is transgender society: wow trans inclusive radical misogyny,, so funny, well memed sir you have won the internet today!!

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me: [sane voice] yeah, my number one sex fantasy rn is being ordered to kill myself by another woman my therapist: that's... troubling... me: wha..? ...did you not see me preface the sentence with "sane voice"...?

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me: [having my intestines violently ripped out of my body by a serial killer called Bob the SkinEater] HELP! HELP! I DONT WANT TO DIE H- ally cop: y'know the skin eater actually only kills women 2 month HRT t-girl: wow! validating! proof he really does see trans women as women!

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10 months

my bf wants me to do his compsci homework how do i explain to him he's dating the wrong subclass of transfem :/

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8 months

how i be looking at the mcdonalds ad knowing i dont have a womb

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normal transfems: i wish i was a woman :( british transfems:

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Sheldon - [deadname], i found oral usage estradiol valerate pills {2mg/capsule} used for treating menopausal symptoms in women in your bedside table. as you're not a woman and do not experience menopause i have thrown them all in the dumpster - you're welcome. bazinga.

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wife is now saying "puppy! paw! give paw!" and when i give her my hand she just puts random junk in it. have asked her what im supposed to do with the junk and she just shrugs every time, what is she doijg

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