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Rattlesnake

@RattlesnakeTex

3 years

Sorry @steveaustinBSR but the real Texas Rattlesnake is on Twitter now.

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8 months

@messedupfoods Perfect example of why architects need engineers

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@barstoolsports @spittinchiclets @pinkwhitney The grown men anti jersey crowd is so much more annoying than the grown men just wearing jerseys.

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@zillowgonewild Some corporation eager to tear it down and replace it with a 20 story apartment piece of modern art that looks like a giant battery…

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@FightHaven “Other kid threw an elbow” - commented by everyone who never wrestled.

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@RedditCFB

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11 months

Let me get this straight… NASCAR has a race on Mother’s Day - when husbands are busy - but not Father’s Day, the one full day of the year dads can do whatever they want.

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2 years

Nothing kills a potential NASCAR rivalry faster than fox trying to make it a thing.

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2 years

@barstoolsports First rule of getting out of your car during a road rage incident, don’t get your ass kicked.

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9 months

@BigSeanQ_ “I don’t just people’s actions, I look at the intention behind it. So why do you ask for that?” “Because I only want to date a wealthy guy that has money.” “Valid.”

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11 months

@barstoolsports @StoolBaseball It doesn’t matter what a dead person would hit today. When he played he had a .342 batting average, 714 home runs and still holds the record with a .690 slugging percentage. All that matters is how you performed against the competition you had at the time.

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2 years

@RedditCFB TCU’s last 4 games… ✅No. 18 Oklahoma (3-1) ✅No. 19 Kansas (5-0) ✅No. 8 Oklahoma State (5-0) ✅No. 17 Kansas State (5-1) Show the toads the respect they deserve.

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2 years

@barstoolsports @Chicks Her daughter dying of physical embarrassment was the best part of the vid.

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7 months

Houston legitimately lost to the longhorns because of a horrible ball spot. Absolutely ruined a great game.

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1 year

@UnnecRoughness @ByPatForde Conference that only exists because of their passionate fans decides to punish fans for their passion. Got it👍

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6 months

@JackKennedy Dude sitting there fighting the urge to check his phone.

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1 year

@WowTerrifying Crack a window

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1 year

@BigGameBoomer Where did you get these rankings?

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1 year

@CBKReport Memphis fans thinking they are relevant lmao

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2 years

@severn58 @barstoolsports This got me. I laughed out loud.

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Rattlesnake

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2 years

I’ll never understand race fans wanting less racing.

Daniel Kriete

@DanielKriete4

2 years

No NASCAR Cup Series race should be over 400 miles except crown jewel races #NASCAR

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1 year

@barstoolsports He’s upset about his team struggling in the Super Bowl and he “thought he was on the team?” Have y’all ever been a fan of a team before? Are you new to sports??

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Rattlesnake

@RattlesnakeTex

4 months

Utah should have never been invited to the Big 12 because of their fan’s cancerous attitude and should be sent back down to the MWC where they belong #BigXII

UtahFootballGM

@utahfootballgm

4 months

Cincinnati, BYU, Houston and UCF should be kicked out of the #BigXII

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3 years

@barstoolsports @StoolGametime Most slept on at least.

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2 years

@barstoolsports The rest of Texas has been trying to tell the rest of America for so long about the Aggie cult but no one has listened.

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4 months

Kansas is handed their SECOND loss to UCF who will finish around the bottom of the Big12. They finally played someone average and lost. #GoCoogs

JayhawkFocus

@JayhawkFocus

5 months

Houston is handed their first loss to Iowa State who will finish around the middle to top half of the Big12. They finally played someone decent and lost. Thank you Iowa State for the help by the way! #kubball #RockChalk

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3 months

Welcome to the Big 12. #GoCoogs

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1 year

@barstoolsports That crowd was not nearly as stoked as they should have been. 5 beers and a whiskey shot deep and I woulda been absolutely losing it from the bar.

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@ChrisYBaldwin

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1 year

@barstoolsports @OopsThePodcast The way he says it, with his pompous Ivy League disdain for average people, makes this clip so much more infuriating.

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4 months

@BlindMike_ @marknorm @TuesdayStories To make matters funnier management sent out the perfect woman to make that announcement

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3 years

@barstoolsports @Chicks Dads rule. Always have always will.

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1 year

@nocontextcfb Except Buc-ee’s is a long standing Texas brand that Alabama just recently got. That’s like A&M bragging about Waffle House.

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1 year

@barstoolsports Becomes so rich and famous that he’s able to buy a pro sports team. Living the dream.

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1 year

@UnnecRoughness Hope the dude on the right also completed his dream. Seems just as important.

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2 years

@PardonMyTake One of the best openings to any comedy movie

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@UnnecRoughness If I’m a Colorado alumni donated, I love to see this attention to detail. Clearly takes uniformity serious. Helps build a team and culture. It’s the little things that make the biggest difference.

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@barstoolsports Does no one else find it funny that artificial intelligence was able to create a song that sounds exactly like current pop music because it’s all just a formula?

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1 year

@shirtsthtgohard I would have 100% autographed it

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Rattlesnake

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2 years

@HistoryInPics @KPC4theWin FYI: those prices with inflation today would be $91,587 and $97,119 with the monthly payments at $589.11 and $611.48. So if you’re wondering; yes, we are paying way too much for housing today.

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9 months

Best candidate rumored for the Michigan State job: Dana Holgorsen

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1 year

@barstoolsports @PatBevPod Perfect setup as a villain team to eventually get upset by a group of nerds they picked on that bound together to create the most unlikely underdog team in 3rd grade basketball history. Disney, DM me about a rights deal.

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Rattlesnake

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2 months

Took my future Coog for her first UH visit #GoCoogs

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3 years

@TracesofTexas It looks like he’s about to announce the Soggy Bottom Boys

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3 years

@A_S12 @NASCAR If you think NASCAR should have more road/street course races, then we fundamentally disagree on what’s best for NASCAR.

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2 years

@br_betting @gallerysports

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Rattlesnake

@RattlesnakeTex

4 months

This wasn’t just an OT conf win for us. This was 28 years of pent up aggression. #GoCoogs

NCAA March Madness

@MarchMadnessMBB

4 months

NO. 4 HOUSTON TAKES THE W IN OT 🔥 The Cougars prevail in a hard fought battle against Texas 💪

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4 months

Being able to shit talk UT coworkers today is a feeling I’ve been waiting a really long time for #GoCoogs

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2 years

@JerryJordan_KTT @KicknTheTires @lacoliseum They are testing to see how to best implement electric cars, not to see if fans actually want it. NASCAR has moved passed fan opinion a long time ago.

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8 months

@MacrodosingPod Billy with a solid hot take

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4 months

Proceeds to take an L from the actual Mickey Mouse school. Welcome to the Big 12 Kansas!

Rock Chalk Blog

@RockChalkBlog

5 months

No more Mickey Mouse conference games for KenPom and ESPN analytics’ favorite basketball team of all time.

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1 year

@barstoolsports @lildickytweets @mworthofgame I really feel I’m also one of the best rappers alive. Unfortunately I just don’t have time to offer you an evidence of the fact but if y’all could hear me spitting in the shower, you’d probably agree.

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TickPick

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What rough stretch as a fan have you endured that proves your loyalty to the team?

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@ThrowBackFrog Meanwhile, in Fort Worth…

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@Texrangernation

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10 months

Tech’s true Big 12 rival #GoCoogs

Texas Tech Football

@TexasTechFB

10 months

That’s ✌️ #60MinutesOfUs | @SeatGeek

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1 year

@CBKReport It’s funny realizing how many people outside of Texas have no idea about A&M corpus. Makes sense, just don’t ever realize it.

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9 months

RIP Charlie Robinson. Truly a Texas country music legend. This one hurts.

Rich O'Toole

@RichOToole

9 months

Heartbroken 💔 RIP Brother

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Rattlesnake

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11 months

Some memes to celebrate our addition to the Big 12, a thread:

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5 months

Moment of truth: no one else should relocate from outside to inside anywhere in here. It’s full.

Tom Horsman

@TomHorsman

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Moment of truth: the best place to live is somewhere in here.

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2 years

@BrettCemetery @barstoolsports That joke was better than anything written for SNL in the past 10 years. Congrats.

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1 year

@barstoolsports Jealous dudes posting their own L’s as this kid walks away with the W

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Rattlesnake

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8 months

@adb0wen Then tip less. You have that right. But when you come to a foreign country you’re expected to adopt local customs. If you refuse to tip at all you should just not eat anywhere with a wait staff because tipping is expected.

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1 year

@UnnecRoughness Here’s two hot takes: Big 12 football is tougher than Big Ten football week to week. TCU was the better team.

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2 years

@Robbguerra Night of the win

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7 months

@GSwaim Did you mean to tweet this last year??

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2 years

@barstoolsports @Chicks Literally 0% chance anyone in this car gets a ticket.

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Rattlesnake

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10 months

Made a new Houston Cougars iPhone wallpaper for anyone interested. #GoCoogs

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2 years

@barstoolsports “Wait a damn minute…”

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2 years

@barstoolsports Kanye shows up with a whole computer in a suitcase and says this? Did Kanye murder a guy??

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1 year

@ballknowerwill @FauOrDie

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@BFW

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2 years

@barstoolsports I don’t see why this is such a bad idea. If im shopping at Costco and see this, I’d probably get it for any team near me just to have something to do on Saturdays. Good way to turn casuals into fans imo.

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Rattlesnake

@RattlesnakeTex

10 months

How about a list of schools that participated in the Men’s Final Four (not vacated) and WON a NY6 bowl while G5, in the past 7 years: THE UNIVERSITY OF HOUSTON That's it. That's the list.

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Rattlesnake

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1 year

@bobpockrass One of the better post race interviews I’ve heard in awhile

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1 year

@barstoolsports Blues Brothers (wrote and acted) Ghostbusters 1&2 (wrote and acted) Spies Like Us (wrote and acted) Trading Spaces Coneheads (wrote and acted) The Great Outdoors Tommy Boy SNL (wrote and acted) Dude has well earned the right to take some trash roles. He’s a comedy actor legend.

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Rattlesnake

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3 years

@stoolpresidente Damn, here I am thinking my looks was gonna get me the job...

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2 years

@KFCBarstool @KFCradio The only weird thing about this is you tweeting out a screenshot of that message.

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2 years

Chase Elliott is in second, NBC is talking about the possibility for a caution. Get ready y’all, NASCAR ain’t gonna let this one end without another restart.

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Rattlesnake

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2 years

@bobpockrass A few moments earlier…

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1 year

Got to watch the Chinese balloon get shot down from my front yard👍🇺🇸

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10 months

@BSSportsbook Marshall Faulk because of this cover

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1 year

@A_S12 @CrainsChicago If only there was some sort of alternative… something like a purpose built race track outside the city but in the metro area so it doesn’t have as much of an impact on traffic. Maybe even a mile and a half oval??

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Rattlesnake

@RattlesnakeTex

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@VivaLaStool @KFCradio @KFCBarstool @FeitsBarstool @barstoolsports Sounds suspiciously like a guy that doesn’t return his shopping cart…

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Rattlesnake

@RattlesnakeTex

2 years

@CFBHome Number of games played matters. Here’s the rank for worst all-time win percentages. FIU .342 Georgia State .348 Charlotte .356 Kent State .387 UTEP .399 UNLV .401 New Mexico State .402 Monroe/Wake Forest .418 Indiana .421 Buffalo .427 Idaho .429 Rice .432 Eastern Michigan: .440

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1 year

@jeff_gluck Dudes a dirt racer at heart. I’m sure this will upset plenty of NASCAR fans but to him this is a bastardization. Whether you agree or not, he gave his honest opinion and that’s the most we can ask for.

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@Brett_McMurphy @usatodaysports People complaining about what Big 12 is gonna make but got nothing to say about what Rutgers or Northwestern is pulling in…

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@RattlesnakeTex

3 years

@barstoolsports @StoolOutdoors I feel like we missed something truly badass like 3 seconds before this video starts and I really want to see it.

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Rattlesnake

@RattlesnakeTex

3 years

2023 Big 12 basketball: Kansas Baylor Texas Tech Iowa State West Virginia Kansas State Houston Cincinnati This will be an outrageously stacked basketball conference.

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Rattlesnake

@RattlesnakeTex

8 months

Oh, let me try! 28-21 record at UH Brutal loss to Rice last week Bad culture Buyout after this season is $14.48 million.

CFBTalkDaily

@CFBTalkDaily

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This is what Fraud looks like 40-22 record at A&M 5-7 last year Brutal loss to Miami last week Bad culture The Aggies would owe him 76.8 million dollars if they fire him this year!!

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@JoshLilly48 We learned that Cole Custer always has a lucrative career in acting he can always fall back on

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Rattlesnake

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11 months

@bobmarley @OneLoveMovie Whatever they do, I hope they don’t “update” his music for “modern audiences” like they did in that Elvis movie. Bob Marley created some of the best songs of all time, just play the music as he created it and this movie will be a banger.

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10 months

@barstoolsports @ItsBrittBrit

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1 year

@NBCSports Why y’all got to pick our worst throwback?? #GoCoogs

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10 months

@CollegeSportsO I actually agree about the contract thing. If money is involved and kids have the ability to change teams now, contracts should probably be involved.

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@RattlesnakeTex

1 year

@stoolpresidente @BFW The more wild revelation of this is finding out Barstool doesn’t pay for their employees meals during work trips.

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Rattlesnake

@RattlesnakeTex

9 months

The proper way this jersey is supposed to look, with HOUSTON on it.

Sam Khan Jr.

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For its 2023 opener on Saturday, the Houston Cougars will be rocking Houston Oilers-style uniforms as an homage to the city. Here’s a look:

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Rattlesnake

@RattlesnakeTex

10 months

@kyleumlang Can we now address Utah’s absolute theft of Houston’s logo?

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Rattlesnake

@RattlesnakeTex

7 months

@BarstoolBig12 @NFL The actual Oilers won their first ever AFL championship over the LA Chargers in 1960 on the very site where UH’s stadium sits today. Seems to me UH has more claim to those jerseys than Nashville.

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Rattlesnake

@RattlesnakeTex

1 year

@BFW Happy Gilmore, the greatest game ever played, tin cup, the legend of bagger Vance, caddyshack

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Rattlesnake

@RattlesnakeTex

11 months

Most people won’t fully appreciate the importance of this day for UH. Not sure even the other new members will quite the same either. Nearly 30 years ago we were kicked out of the formation of the Big 12. For nearly 30 years we’ve been clawing our way back. Here we are. #GoCoogs

Houston Football

@UHCougarFB

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We're finally home, and we're just getting started. #GoCoogs

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