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feitelberg

@FeitsBarstool

3 days

Delusional

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Rap Beef

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feitelberg

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4 years

This 11 year old is a 43 year old union pipe fitter

Leanne Stuck

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5 years

11-year-old Sam just won free Chick-fil-A for a year. I think we can all relate... Learn more about the new Cheektowaga location at 11. @WGRZ

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A fuckin kid had to send this to their parent, this is just about the saddest thing I've ever seen. Idk how you stop this shit but I know you have to at least try something.

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@wsvn

6 years

HEARTBREAKING: Text message from student to parent during Marjory Stoneman Douglas High shooting. Thankfully, this child is safe.

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feitelberg

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2 years

Hello I would like some disrespect please

Babz

@BabzOnTheMic

2 years

This is how Miami Heat fans celebrated last night in Boston after winning game 6. The utter DISRESPECT to the legend Red Auerbach is disgusting. The Celtics need to take care of business Game 7 so we can get a proper picture out there…smoking a victory cigar with Red ☘️

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5 years

Did we just watch Drogon comprehend how power corrupts and break the wheel himself?

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I’ve never both completely agreed and completely disagreed with a person more in my life

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In front of A CHILD???

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@JordanDajani

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“Draymond how do you feel like you played?” “Like shit”

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I'm not even a Star Wars guy and this sounds like the sickest thing ever

Le Cinéphiles

@LeCinephiles

2 years

BREAKING: Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex-girlfriend, Camila Morrone details the “worst date of my life” with the actor. “He rented out a whole cinema, and made me watch every single ‘STAR WARS’ movie while he ran around with his lightsaber pretending to fight bad guys.”

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I could be wrong but this sure looks like a Celtics player wearing Celtics gear during a Celtics practice

ESPN

@espn

2 years

Jayson Tatum recreated Kobe's Celtics pre-draft workout fit 🤝 (h/t @taylorcsnow )

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3 years

I’ve got a guess

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@nypost

3 years

Deshaun Watson trade in place — but there's one big problem

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I didn’t realize only Americans could make NIL money? I’d be in Edey’s ear all day about how broke he is.

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5 years

Stanley Cup champion sequence

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That was a FIRST DATE??

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2 years

Everyone with tickets to game 4 reading the “classy” comments

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9 months

Dude no way. I’ve been laughing at the cop video for 24 hours but this just took it to another level.

Weird Foothill Guy

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10 months

For reference here’s my kid 2 weeks ago on the same slide that rocked that Boston cop. No idea how he attained warp speed.

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4 years

I’ve started The Mandalorian. I liked the baby yoda memes, they were fine. They didn’t annoy me but I didn’t overwhelmingly love him. Now that I’m seeing him alive I would die for baby yoda. I think I understand parenting now and I am baby yoda’s father.

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This is so fucking funny. I’m very excited for Mac and Dee to finally become Hollywood’s it couple.

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4 years

I’m doing great, why do you ask?

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5 years

The body language from the BP pitcher is so perfect that I can hear my dad yelling at me “See?! That’s what happens when you half ass something”

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2 years

The masculine urge to run a play action to absolutely no one while playing catch in a parking lot

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4 years

This plexiglass is gonna work wonders right up until they get up and go play football with each other

Detroit Lions

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4 years

👀

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feitelberg

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Petition to cut to parents less when they’re excited and more when they’re upset at that one aspect of your game they’ve been unable to get you to stop for 15 years. Much more relatable look.

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4 years

That is definitely the best way to not get convicted of murder

WEEI

@WEEI

4 years

Aaron Hernandez Netflix Producer: 'All He Had to Do Was Not Kill Somebody'

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4 years

In the last 5 hours the coronavirus took the NCAA tournament, Europe, and Tom Hanks. Motherfuckin statement day.

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2 years

Every child should strive to be so talented at something they don’t find out about algebra until they’re 36.

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3 years

My mom has us spending Christmas Eve singing carols to dead relatives in the cemetery. Hope my therapist enjoys her week off cuz we’ve got a whole lot to unwrap when she gets back.

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10 months

Lmao having your kids walking around crushing NAs is rad as hell

New York Post

@nypost

10 months

Kristen Bell reveals why she lets her kids drink non-alcoholic beer

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7 years

No questions asked, best video ever

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3 months

Ari going viral as America’s sweetheart is really one of the most unexpected things of all time.

New York Post

@nypost

3 months

Comedian’s ‘exquisite’ story of ‘sweetest’ thing he’s ever done for someone has women swooning: ‘Sealed the deal’

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2 years

I don’t wanna throw around the O word but I might be obsessed with Joe Burrow.

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4 years

We stopped caring about this dude like four crises ago

TMZ

@TMZ

4 years

'Tiger King' Comic Book, First Pages of Joe Exotic Origin Story

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5 years

They don’t say one single word and it’s still the cockiest statement ever

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3 years

WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. You get so much more meat coverage with a sausage patty. It's far, far superior.

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This is the smoothest thing I’ve ever seen.

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4 years

Hell yeah! Thought the one year anniversary of this was coming up, glad I didn't miss it.

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

4 years

It's been one year since @carmeloanthony 's pump fake had everyone on their feet at @DwyaneWade 's final game 😂

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5 years

Can't even see a swoosh without thinking of Eliud Kipchoge at the 2015 Berlin Marathon.

Darren Rovell

@darrenrovell

5 years

Worst Nike shoe malfunction since Eliud Kipchoge missed a record in the Berlin Marathon in 2015 after the insoles fell out of his shoes. Nike said they were prototypes. Doesn’t compare to the stage that the Zion malfunction was just on.

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4 years

Is Nick Miller a top 5 sitcom character? He’s right on the edge if not

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I imagine Tom and Gisele are having quite a conversation about what to do with their new house guest

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4 years

SVP is incredible. Dude just doesn’t miss.

Funhouse

@BackAftaThis

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Scott Van Pelt puts @RealSkipBayless in his place.... without ever saying his name. 🐐

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I just figured this was universal, it’s front right in a runaway.

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@mrmess

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Which is your favorite stove top burner? Mine is back left.

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5 years

When you beat the Patriots, you take championship team photos on the field even if it's November.

Baltimore Ravens

@Ravens

5 years

We know who we are. #RavensFlock 😈

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2 years

Making these kids do morning shows after winning a championship is the most fucked up thing the NCAA does

Barstool Sports

@barstoolsports

2 years

National Champion Stetson Bennett Looked Hammered On Good Morning America After Crushing Victory Beers Until The Wee Hours of the Morning

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1 year

Doing the tap the other shoulder trick and not even turning around to laugh about it is the coolest move I’ve ever seen

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4 years

I mean I can’t believe Brady split his pants on top of all this

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“I wouldn’t say it’s been all that thin around here” is stuff of legend.

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4 years

Get my lawyer on the phone

New York Post

@nypost

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Israel to pay $2.7M to man who says he shouldn't have been born

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Brady in the locker room after the game is incredible. Very clear everyone would go to war for him.

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“Brady’s done! He’s got a noodle arm!” Tom Brady:

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This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

Keaton Patti

@KeatonPatti

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I knew he'd get to the Panera lemonade at some point.

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2 years

Bro imagine you sprain your ankle and a kid has some pretty good games then a whole region just decides to hate you? Sports are fucked.

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That’s Billy Costigan

New York Post

@nypost

5 years

Cops release sketch of potential witness in Dulce Maria Alavez disappearance

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6 years

No one tell my dad please

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6 years

What a desirable level of anger

The Daily Dot

@dailydot

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Chinese farmer studies law for 16 years to sue corporation for polluting his village:

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2 years

Having to stand there and pretend to be concerned about an adult who bumped into twine must’ve been wild.

Bunkie Perkins

@BunkiePerkins

2 years

The crowd shot of Bryson getting close lined by the rope is so great. Dude goes down like he’s been shot.

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6 years

Tits out for the Cup

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Never in my life seen a guy make a worse gamble on a fart

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6 years

TELL EM, JACK!

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Why do I look like a fuckin deformed tomato

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@bingowings14

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The tomato of confusion has arrived. #lockdownextension

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“I mean it’s a rule in the NBA” is the saddest thing I’ve ever heard

Beau Knows

@BeauLWagner

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Hi Mr. @Divincenzo - what did you say?

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4 years

EVERYBODY STAY CALM

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My mom wears a headlamp to do puzzles like she’s a coal miner.

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Seeing all your empties and knowing you had a crazy weekend >>>>>

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It’s not even a superstar thing, but getting engaged in college is so incredibly silly.

Unnecessary Roughness

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Congrats to Trevor Lawrence for getting engaged!

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I am FURIOUS I had to read to this tweet. FURIOUS.

NFL Memes

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BREAKING: Manti Te’o’s girlfriend has tested positive for the Coronavirus

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5 years

Call the police

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“I am the baddest motherfucker on the planet.” - Tom Brady. Real quote. Patriots by a million.

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I’m about to go on a rampage

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People were SOMEHOW still trying to debate Brady’s GOAT status so the man casually went on to beat Brees, Rodger, and Mahomes on the way to Super Bowl 7.

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If you’re a Chiefs fan I think you’re crazy to not go to this game. Cheap tix means real fans get in and bad weather games are always the most memorable and fun.

Brett Kollmann

@BrettKollmann

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My God

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Heroin addicts must get so fucking mad when they read headlines like this

New York Post

@nypost

3 years

Why sugar, cheese and fast food are more addictive than heroin

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Wow congrats to Sofia

Bill Simmons

@BillSimmons

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Tonight’s BS Podcast makes history. It’s my first dead guest.

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“Fuck this stick” - Zdeno Chara

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It’s the 5 year anniversary of SAFTB. Feels like yesterday, feels like 100 years ago.

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Weird I got my shot in my arm

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

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49ers’ QB Trey Lance has a small "chip" in his finger and is expected to miss about a week, per HC Kyle Shanahan.

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5 years

Sounds reasonable

Complex

@Complex

5 years

A frustrated mother claiming her son was disadvantaged as a result of the college bribery scandal is suing Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin for $500 Billion:

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4 years

I wrote a little diddy for Tom Brady hope you like it

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2 years

Most polite way I’ve ever seen someone called fat.

Tom Brady

@TomBrady

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Ben defied the TB12 Method in favor of the “Throw Some Ice On It” method his whole career, and ended up an all-time-great with 6 Pro-Bowls and 2 Super Bowls. There’s more than one way to bake a cake!

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The MLB announcing gold glove winners right now is the most MLB thing in history.

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3 years

Immediately in the running for best tweet of all time

Stuart Feiner

@StuartFeiner

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14 YEARS OLD, GOT MY FIRST HANDJOB AT MY BROTHERS BAR MITZVAH. WHEN I CAME I ALMOST PASSED OUT. WHAT A MESS. MY MOMMY.

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PULISIC SACRIFICED HIS PENIS FOR US! THE PRINCE WHO WAS PROMISED!

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4 years

Nick Miller had the most game in the history of the world

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5 years

Make sure your credit card doesn’t come in contact with the only two fabrics credit cards touch

AppleInsider

@appleinsider

5 years

. @Apple says clean Apple Card with a microfiber cloth, avoid contact with leather and denim

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I didn’t see the doc but I hear Manziel and his boy just made up the story that the Manziels were an oil money family to cover up that he was getting side money in college? What an all-time lie. I believed the hell out of that til right now.

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This is weirder than anything Armie Hammer said

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This is why Sunny is the best. Could’ve ended on a meaningful moment with a hopeful message but opted for “shut the FUCK up”

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2 years

Hello police?

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The most outrageous thing that happens in Fast X is this woman at a Brazilian street race in a Joe Flacco jersey dress

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2 years

I’d tell everyone to stop wearing cowboy hats to the press conferences. They look real silly while you try and explain why you were too scared to go save kids.

Oliver Darcy

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"What efforts were the officers making to try and break through either that door or another door to get inside the classroom?" "None at that time"

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If that's what NBA players are getting for dinner at Disney the NHL guys in Edmonton are getting a knife and a hunting guide

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Being a dude >>>>

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The Hill

@thehill

4 years

Billionaire who said he would pay off Moorehouse student debt admits to Tax fraud

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The legs dragging might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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Idk if this makes sense but Stu eats the way I imagine kings ate

Stuart Feiner

@StuartFeiner

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IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN A CANNOLI @FrankieBorrelli @Borrellis1955

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I love when people tell you “oh man you got burned today” like your skin isn’t on fire and you had no idea

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I. Am. Uncomfortably. Aroused.

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My girlfriend’s flight is delayed because “the system crashed” and the dude sitting next to her in the terminal just told her “same thing happened on 9/11, just so you know.” I don’t even think that’s right but what a line.

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I was buying a salad today and the woman making it said every time I come in she thinks I’m “that” actor. I was feeling really good abt myself then another lady working there yelled “Yes! That one from Cool Runnings!”

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4 years

A month ago we had Tom Brady, Chris Sale, and Mookie Betts. Now we got no jobs, no hope, and no cash.

Jon Heyman

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4 years

Chris Sale will undergo Tommy John surgery, Red Sox announce

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