Brandon Walker @BFW Twitter profile

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Brandon Walker

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4 years

In the last year or two, I’ve noticed every time you saw Kobe, he had his little girl with him. Teaching her, leading her. Forget about the player he was, that’s the kind of dad I want to be. Sorry for the serious tweet but I admired him for that a lot.

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Once a year, I will post the greatest cold open in TV history.

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1 year

This Eagles game is like when Madden randomly decides that you’re not winning this game no matter what you do.

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1 year

I love that Alabama’s entire argument was basically “but we’re Alabama” and they expected it to work.

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1 year

Mike Leach was 1-of-1. He was one of the best characters in sports and was an innovator that helped change football. In a world where coaches are corporate and mostly the same, he stood out because he was genuinely himself. This is a terrible day for college football.

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2 years

Now we get Big Ben in the playoffs instead of Justin Herbert. That fuckin’ sucks.

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4 years

My dad got caught buying weed today at the old folks home I put him in last week. So let’s have a fuckin’ weekend, everybody.

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1 year

It’s bullshit that SEC teams schedule cupcakes like Austin Peay, UMass and Tennessee in November.

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4 months

Didn’t wanna say it earlier but one guy has been absolutely hogging the golf simulator for two days.

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4 months

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fanbase act as embarrassingly stupid as Florida State fans the past 36 hours. Move on, guys. You can’t lose by 60 ever and then claim to be better than Michigan or Bama. Your team gave up that right by going out like cowards.

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2 years

That’s arguably a top 10 win in Saint Peters basketball history.

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5 months

Why the fuck was Oregon a 10-point favorite over an undefeated team that already beat them?

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2 years

Brian Kelly went from Notre Dame to LSU and somehow it killed both programs. That’s impressive.

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9 months

Forget the Ole Miss stuff. Forget Sandra Bullock. If the allegations in this article are true, Sean and Leigh Ann Tuohy are two of the biggest pieces of shit in the world. They allegedly tricked Oher into thinking he was adopted, and he signed a conservatorship instead.

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Former NFL player Michael Oher, subject of "The Blind Side," petitioned a court Monday with allegations that Sean and Leigh Anne Tuohy never adopted him, instead tricking him into a signing a document making them his conservators and enriching themselves.

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21 days

Of course Caitlin Clark can be the GOAT of women’s college basketball without a championship. Those UConn players that act special because they joined 20 5-star players at a title factory are being ridiculous.

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1 year

That was one of the greatest sporting events of all-time. Top 5 immediately.

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1 year

Guys, it’s just football.

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1 year

This isn’t a Mississippi State thing to me, it’s a college football thing. Mike Leach is one of the most genuine guys in sports and CFB is better because of characters like him. This is the worst.

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2 years

No idea how far these went because the range is only 300 yards long.

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1 year

When he was in high school I wondered if LeBron was overhyped. Watched his first NBA game and he’s been my favorite ever since. Plays the right way, never been in trouble, all-time scoring leader. Have no idea how y’all hate him.

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3 years

One of the most under-discussed things in college football right now is how Dabo has taken Clemson’s awesome entrance and made it all about himself. This is weird.

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4 months

Bad night to be a bottle of cheap whiskey in Alabama.

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28 days

DJ Burns has already been called for three first half fouls against Zach Edey.

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2 years

I’m gonna be out for a week or two. Still around on Twitter but my sister and I had to go home with my dad near the end. He passed away this morning. We’ll be back soon.

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4 years

I’m 40 and didn’t find the right place for me until the last 6 months of the decade. Fuck the noise. Be you and don’t let any clueless newspaper editors or absolute nobodies dictate your path. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna keep taking over the fuckin world. Happy new year.

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8 months

Uncle Phil saying “Geoffrey, break out Lucille,” is quite possibly my favorite TV moment of all time.

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11 months

Remember the comedies of the 2000s? Step Brothers Anchorman Wedding Crashers Superbad Old School The 40 Year Old Virgin The Hangover Forgetting Sarah Marshall Zoolander Tropic Thunder Knocked Up Meet the Parents I Love You Man Best in Show Sure I’m missing some. What a time…

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1 year

Mississippi State has a freshman pitcher that throws 95 righty and 91 lefty. That shit is crazy. I have no other comment.

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2 years

Is this the peak of college football right here? I think it might be. It’s before Alabama took sport by throat, it was still a national game. We haven’t gotten close to this star power since.

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4 years

Mississippi, I love you. Change the damn flag. It’s an embarrassment and it sets our state back years. Flying a flag that represents hatred toward nearly half our population is incredibly dumb and change is long overdue. Mississippi, change the state flag.

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4 years

This will be handled calmly and maturely.

Awful Announcing

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4 years

HBO Sports president Peter Nelson is out, amidst a wider restructuring of that division

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5 months

This is a disaster.

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4 months

It’s important to note that this is not the Florida State team that would’ve been playing in the Playoff. That team would’ve also gotten its ass kicked. But it’s still important to note.

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8 months

I’ll say it: Outside of Georgia, the SEC is average as hell.

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1 year

Hendon Hooker being the best player in America for two-thirds of the season and not even getting invited to NYC is crazy. What even is this award anymore?

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2 years

Never forget that Darren McFadden is one of the best CFB players of the last 20 years. Wildly underrated. College football is coming.

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1 year

So Joe Burrow really is just the baddest motherfucker in the league.

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2 years

Any engagement that starts with a kiss through two masks will end in divorce. Guaranteed.

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3 months

Top 6 Toby Keith songs 1) Should’ve Been a Cowboy 2) How Do You Like Me Now? 3) I Wanna Talk About Me 4) Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue 5) Who’s That Man? 6) Beer for My Horses Could’ve done a top 30. Legend.

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1 year

If North Carolina and Michigan think they’re too good for the NIT, they probably should’ve won enough games to be too good for the NIT.

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1 year

Auburn boosters spent last offseason fabricating an affair to fire their head coach on moral high ground and then promptly hired a coach busted for hookers.

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3 years

His girl is the mvp here. He makes the FG and she doesn’t even consider celebrating with anybody. Composes herself, scales the wall and goes to find 47.

Unnecessary Roughness

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3 years

Seth Small’s family watching him kick the game winning FG yesterday is truly amazing stuff. What a sport.

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1 year

NFL just fucked itself out of an all-time classic.

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2 years

You know what? I’m not waiting. I love it here. @barstoolsports is the best company in the world.

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3 months

Every. Single. Day.

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5 months

It has begun.

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4 years

Oh my God. Don’t show this video to @stoolpresidente .

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3 years

Spencer Rattler just isn’t a very good college football player.

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1 year

These players are just kids. But there is a certain irony to tweeting “respect my decision” as you’re committing to your third school in 24 hours. The player didn’t even respect his own decision.

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9 months

Logan Paul picked up wrestling as a side project and already can hang with some of the best in the world. Dude is a megastar in the ring.

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2 years

We don’t talk enough about how good the Family Guy Stars Wars episodes are.

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1 year

Michigan should be embarrassed.

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4 years

Fuck you Big 10.

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5 months

It’s over, guys. This should be the playoff. 1 Michigan vs 4 Bama 2 Washington vs 3 Texas It sucks Jordan Travis got hurt. Think they could’ve made noise. But he did. And without him that team doesn’t belong. It ain’t fair but that team can’t be let into the playoff.

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5 months

Have we considered eliminating teams whose coach was suspended for cheating this season? That would clear this situation right up.

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5 years

Thinking about leaving this basement and going upstairs to tell my wife I lost $800 in gambling since noon. Probably won’t though.

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1 year

I’m Team Trent Williams on that one. That dude wouldn’t let go.

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4 years

I’m beginning to think the 2019 version of Joe Burrow is the best college QB we’ve ever seen. 80 percent complete percentage, 55 TDs, 5,200 yards in 13.5 games and he’s about to beat a top 10 team for the sixth time.

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2 years

Just a ridiculous number of people for a desk that size.

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4 months

No team has ever deserved a bowl bid less than Liberty deserved the Fiesta Bowl. Just a complete phony of a 12-0 season.

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1 year

I hate this decision. There’s not a mean bone in @BarstoolMintzy ’s body. There’s not a racist bone in his body. He’s a genuinely good human being who made a mistake, and innocent mistakes shouldn’t bring a man down like this.

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3 years

Look how fat this squirrel is.

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5 months

Emergency 8-team playoff. Who says no?

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1 year

Throwing a 3-yard pass on 4th and 8 to end your season is the most Kirk Cousins thing of all time.

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4 months

There’s 1:35 left in this game. It sickens me that we’re about to see cheating rewarded at this level. Michigan cheated. Michigan cheated. Michigan cheated. Michigan cheated.

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2 years

RIP the griddy Whenever it started - July 16, 2022 Cause of death: Dabo

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1 year

Looking to buy a house in Chicago suburbs. Need a pool, at least 3 acres and a tennis court. Budget $50-75K. Hit me up.

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2 years

Just got turned down for a raise so Deion could get another 4-star. Kinda bummed to be honest, but I'm gonna be a team player.

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1 year

Do I think Bama would be more competitive against Mich/UGA than TCU? Yes I do. But you have to earn a playoff spot. Bama didn’t. They didn’t beat anybody. Their best win is 8-4. They do not deserve to jump a 12-1 TCU.

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5 months

If Louisville can rid us of the Florida State problem, this playoff is awesome. 1 Michigan vs 4 Alabama 2 Washington vs 3 Texas That would be amazing.

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21 days

I feel like 40 years of me being a fan just culminated in the greatest 10 minutes I’ve ever seen. That was amazing.

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5 months

Kid’s table.

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1 year

The dirtiest program in America just hired the dirtiest coach in America. Auburn is either gonna win the national title soon or they’ll all be in jail.

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5 months

No matter what happens tomorrow, just remember college football used to just play a bunch of random ass bowl games and then would just casually pick a national champ. So this is at least better than that.

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1 year

Ryan Day was born on third base and now he’s standing on second.

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1 year

Can somebody on the Bengals go throw an arm around Ossai?

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3 months

Now that football is over, y’all owe an apology to this fan that Caitlin Clark attacked after the game. What a flop.

Hoops Nation

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3 months

Alternate angle of the Caitlin Clark incident. Looks like Caitlin may have extended her arms a little 🤔

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3 years

I ate lunch at Culver’s yesterday and I can’t stop thinking about it. Top tier fast food establishment.

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4 years

Thank you to Kate for this nice card. We’ve all moved on. I love you all.

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4 years

Scrubs should be remembered as fondly as The Office and Parks and Rec. Good night.

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5 months

Georgia will kill Michigan.

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6 months

I’d like to apologize to Georgia. Apparently they were just preparing for a playoff matchup against Michigan.

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Hey @NCAA , outlaw this thing. I couldn’t even see the play.

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4 months

This is Ryan from the Jerry After Dark streams. He was here until 1 am running around and making sure the stream worked. Now he’s back at 7:45 am. He’s part-time. Guy wants it.

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2 years

When you make America root for Notre Dame, you’ve truly accomplished something.

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I know everybody’s scared to say it but America needs Florida State to lose tomorrow. It’s needed for the good of the playoff.

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2 years

I like Hank. I like Ria. I like Marty. I hope all this works out. I’m team Brandon Walker.

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2 years

Phenomenal. Every time I see it, I watch it 10 times. A top 3 cold open in TV history.

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1 year

Mike Leach was truly one of the most genuine men in sports.

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2 months

Is Caitlin Clark simultaneously the most likable and unlikable player in college sports? Her game is amazing yet she constantly does shit like this flop.

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5 years

I now work for @barstoolsports .

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7 months

Ok can we now just sit back and watch Colorado win 6 or 7, which is a massive step forward, without calling everybody haters when they say to pump the brakes?

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2 years

I went ahead and tiered the college football landscape for 2022 ahead of the return of the Brandon Walker College Football Show on @sling . Call 888-Stool22 at 6 pm ET. if you agree or disagree.

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4 months

Team over everything.

Mostly Sports With Mark Titus & Brandon Walker

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4 months

Brandon’s reaction when he realizes Jerry hit it was everything😂

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4 years

Took my 7-year-old to his first basketball practice tonight. I was worried about the quality of instruction he’d receive, but then I saw the coach’s shoes.

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1 year

If you don’t watch wrestling or haven’t watched in a while, now is the time to start. MJF reached the top tonight and this promo shows how fucking great he is.