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Online bullying segment on #TheBachelor Me who calls Peter a bitch every week:

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Joe Exotic: Alright. I’m going to be honest. A tiger did just bite someone’s arm off. People in the gift shop buying tiger keychains:

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@BarstoolBigCat @JeffDLowe Wait a minute...

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@barstoolsports “See! The place is packed! We are clearly not the problem.” Ok. Come back tomorrow. “Whoa whoa. Hold your horses there, fella.”

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@barstoolsports Back in my day if we wanted to be humiliated by a woman at a bar we just bought them a drink and they never talked to us again in their life.

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Ashley P. and Peter in the fantasy suite. #TheBachelor

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@BarstoolBigCat Big Cat: Do a kick flip! Cali Teen: What the fuck did you just say to me?

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Confirmed Urban Mayor to Notre Dame. @PFTCommenter

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Watch the moment: Mayor Pete Buttigieg says, "As an urban mayor serving a diverse community, the racial divide lives within me"

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@BarstoolBigCat Kyrie Irving on his future with Dallas:

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“Wow that flower’s sucking that bee off.” - @PFTCommenter “Can I see?” - @BarstoolBigCat #1 sports podcast in the country

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@BarstoolBigCat “Boxing out isn’t worthy of a stat” Big Cat:

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@barstoolsports He’s going to blame it on Putin’s bike tire inflation.

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@BarstoolBigCat The captcha Jay Williams had to pass before he could change his password:

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Drew Brees making his NBC debut:

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@PFTCommenter Drew Brees reporting to training camp.

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The guys: Pissed. Bennett: I hope JCPenney sees this. #TheBachelorette

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@espn Teacher: Are you ready to present? Me with my last minute project:

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@espn Americans when a European criticizes our soccer league.

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@BarstoolBigCat Soccer is bad for the over.

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@PFTCommenter HOLY SHIT IT’S @PFTCommenter

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How Alex appears on #SiestaKey from now on.

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@barstoolsports I think we can all agree that Molly Qerim offers nothing to this show.

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@barstoolsports Porn movie name: The Iowa Caucus.

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@BarstoolBigCat Nobody: Michael Wilbon: Magic is my friend. He did a great job.

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@BarstoolBigCat When Maryland doesn’t show up for Big Ten play again this year.

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@barstoolsports iT wAS JUsT LIke tHe viDEo gAme. Don’t care. I didn’t play the game. I’m watching a television show.

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Will Smith tying back Richard Williams to slapping Chris Rock in the face. #oscars

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@barstoolsports People are saying that he’s doing a Heath Ledger impression are wrong. Heath Ledger was doing a Chet Hanks impression.

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@BarstoolBigCat The course when Brooks is on it:

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@BarstoolBigCat What’s the opposite of a barn burner? A House builder? This game’s a real house builder.

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@BarstoolBigCat Just Michael Scott it.

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@barstoolsports @KFCradio She’s going to love being a step-mom one day.

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@Rangermcd @barstoolsports Except in the country with the most influence on the rest of the world. We think it’s sucks. We know our favorite sport is better than the rest of the worlds and we’re ok with that.

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@Cardinals Everyone in St. Louis knew Reyes would do that except Shildt.

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@barstoolsports

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Web sleuths for #ElisaLam when they find out a guy named Cecil visited LA once.

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@barstoolsports @elonmusk Hey @elonmusk . We got a celebrity gossip site pretending to be a sports blog.

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Marty Byrde waiting for the dog to bring back the ball at the cartel compound. #Ozark

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#SiestaKey Juliette: OMG Sam is so hot. Sam:

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@barstoolsports Did someone spoil the 2nd page of a book he’s reading?

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@barstoolsports The future is now.

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Half the time I find out breaking sports news is by seeing @OldTakesExposed RT old tweets about a random thing and I go “ok. What is the opposite of that that just happened.”

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@barstoolsports Am I the only one who thinks he’ll be a disaster? Guy dominated the SWAC. Was able to get huge recruits so his team was stacked against the rest of the HBCUs. That doesn’t make him a good coach. It makes him a good marketer.

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@barstoolsports I mean St. Louis is supposed to be blown off the face of the Earth today, so I guess the off day is beneficial today.

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@barstoolsports @stoolbenchmob Jameis looking at his next passing drill.

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@barstoolsports Cody Parkey:

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@naturallight I hear Area 69 will make a full commitment to studying Uranus.

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“wE weRE PlAYinG WItH OUr baCkUPs” LSU to UCF in the Fiesta Bowl Here’s the backups so far: 1st overall 20th overall 22nd overall 28th overall Not mentioning Devin White who was 5th overall last year.

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@PaigeSpiranac @BarstoolBigCat @AmericanAir Big Cat after an airline inconvenience is solved with none of his help.

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@barstoolsports She went about it the Wong way.

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@barstoolsports Funniest scene in any movie:

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@OldTakesExposed

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@espn Harden be like: “I didn’t travel coach.”

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@barstoolsports “And that’s good for reich 2”

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@RedditCFB @Connor_J_Hughes What’s the burn here? That his wife is pretty?

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@AngelusHector @barstoolsports Fly private, loser.

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@BarstoolBigCat Yeah but that’s only because Clowney used his head to drive Wentz’s head into the earth.

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@barstoolsports Whole lot of money to lose by 35 to Alabama at the end of the year.

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@BarstoolBigCat Shout out to this French guy that will have no clue what is going on today.

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@espn Lol. But that’s kind of making it about him.

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@PFTCommenter

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@barstoolsports NIL has turned into literal salary. Of which none of these kids are bound by any contract and talk with any other booster from another school at any time. This is not how it was supposed to be intended. Bad for college football.

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@barstoolsports “Residents are having SNL play on their televisions 24/7 in order to abide by the law.”

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@BarstoolBigCat My number 1 court.

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Be careful this weekend @BarstoolBigCat . One weekend away.

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@DaXss23 They’ll never reveal that.

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@barstoolsports Vecna:

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@barstoolsports New WWE superstar just dropped:

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@BarstoolBigCat I wrote that Ryan Tannehill sucked into my wedding vows. This is not a joke.

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@BarstoolBigCat Kansas when Bacot went down.

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College Football Playoff Committee looking for a way to put Alabama in the playoff.

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@barstoolsports He’s….literally not saying anything that is accurate.

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@OldTakesExposed YESSSSSS

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@kellykeegs I’m willing to bet she cares about it less than you do.

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@barstoolsports They’ve been making this same pitch for 20 years. Gets them nowhere.

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@PFTCommenter South Africa dominating the PGA right now.

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@RedditCFB Half the Big Ten has been just cashing checks in that league for decades now. Tell me why Indiana gets to be in a major conference but Boise State doesn’t.

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@barstoolsports David Baker arriving to notify HOF inductees:

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@BarstoolBigCat Big Cat’s son’s TED Talk: “I’m here to talk to you today about rocks”

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@_kingofthetake @barstoolsports Yeah for real. Just flip the cry switch off. All babies have one. I mean come on.

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@barstoolsports “I promise you will never see another coach be as hard as I -. Wait…” - Urban

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@WhoDeyGreek @barstoolsports @PodfathersShow Because having kids gives you a life of purpose that’s bigger than yourself. And believe it or not, they’re only little maniacs for a few years and then they become little people.

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@BarstoolBigCat Looks like Wisconsin will be playing ketchup at the Mayo bowl.

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