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Mike Baldwin 

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The most well behaved account on Xitter. If you're a Tory just block yourself. (LibDem = Tory.)

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Joined November 2013

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

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Mike Baldwin 

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#poll #youtube You are watching a video on YouTube, perhaps related to a hobby you enjoy. It soon becomes obvious that the voice on the video is a synthetic, non-human voice, with no warmth, incorrect intonation, and numerous pronunciation errors. Do you:

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6 months

Perhaps HMRC could go after billionaire tax dodgers as a matter of urgency, rather than people making a few bob on eBay.

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It's almost like Charles and William pay for this anti-Harry propaganda. #LooseWomen

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@Ryanair Needs a credit card reader on the toilet door.

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5 years

Some of the people of Stoke, who voted Leave, will "never vote again" if we don't leave. Struggling to see anything bad about that.

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@anon_opin The local barber has just been nicked for dealing drugs. I've been using him for over 20 years and I had no idea he was a barber.

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@grantshapps Absolutely ridiculous. Rather than *force* a "minimum service" level, decent pay and conditions will ensure a much better than "minimum" level of service. Negotiate or resign.

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Just as you don't care about Harry and Meghan, about 50 million of us couldn't give a monkeys about Liz and her jubes. #LooseWomen

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@nattyrem420 @Reuters Spanish flu originated in the United States and swine flu came from Mexico but don't let facts get in the way of your racism.

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Noticing tucked away on the front page of the Telegraph, Sunak to scrap return rail fares. All fares to be priced as single leg journeys. Also, e-ticketing preferred, suggesting a closure of ticket offices and even machines. What does the @RMTunion think of this?

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@BBCBreaking Wrong decision for so many reasons. Dumping our citizens on a third world country is wrong. Leaving someone stateless is wrong. If they've committed a crime you bring them home and put them in court.

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@Phillip_In_HK @SkyNewsBreak It says Spain so I'd presume they mean Spain.

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@fesshole I had a spotty complexion Yet she offered her affection She dropped her knickers But I just ate my Snickers, And wasted an erection.

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@Lucial667556 @fuckedupfoods It's condensed milk.

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@fesshole 1. Leave 2. Apologise to your wife 3. Ask nicely for forgiveness but don't expect it. 4. Get on with your life.

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@fesshole Put a note in next time asking if they fancy a fork.

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@BBCNews It's not fair is it? You can't even be openly racist these days without someone complaining.

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@SeanWHughes @fesshole She was still wearing them?

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@archaeologyart What did he die of?

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@WearsTheFoxHat_ @fesshole Came in handy.

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@Otto_English Wouldn't someone have to be in their 80s now to have completed National Service?

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@AndyBurnhamGM Met someone in Leigh a few weeks ago who is adamant you are still the Health Secretary, and not doing a good job. That says all we need to know about democracy.

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@PlenumTriune @MrWinMarshall Cancelled? He chose to quit. He could choose to ignore.

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@BBCLauraKT @bberrybeth365 This is why we need a Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things. Since it was disbanded, not only are fewer things being put on top of other things than ever before, but people, especially new Kings, have no idea how to remove them once they’re there.

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@fesshole When I used to drive a cab, so many male drivers were treated with suspicion by passengers. "Text me when you're home safe," etc. Number of passengers I heard were assaulted by drivers: 0. Number of drivers assaulted by passengers: too many to count.

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@nytimes People. Leave wildlife alone. That's what wild means.

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@dunbar1987 @SkyNews Work there? They should be in there permanently.

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@jcampbell_05 @JohnnieWatson23 @mancalledczar luvvie, snowflake, bleeding heart. They all mean "not a horrible wanker."

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@mikegalsworthy @BBCr4today @CarolineFlintMP For any Labour MP who isn't getting the right message from the local election results, I'll be sending the same message at the European elections and voting for a party with a clear and unambiguous pro-European policy

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@anon_opin There are plenty of times you will be expected to solve problems instantly, under pressure.

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@fesshole "Flowers? I suppose this means you want me to open my legs?" "No don't be daft. Just put them in a vase."

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@War_Eagle1991 @RolandLeander @Aisling_Pash @JimMFelton @LizMair Nobody expects you to "protect the world". Spend it on nurses, not weapons.

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@fesshole This happened to one bloke, lost his little toe and big toe. Doctors managed to sew them back on but put the little toe where the big toe should go etc. Now he's got mixomatoesis.

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@nina5878 @NoContextBrits Oh no it isn't.

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@BBCNews This is terrible. Maybe there should be separate categories for men and women.

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@ulstershaker @ccbaxter1960 @mollygiles2015 That's right. I'm sure Mr Pinochet cringed every time he saw that photo.

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@EmmaMCrossan @GingerK8e I wonder how we would treat a woman PM if she had that many children with multiple partners. It shouldn't matter, but you can bet it would.

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3 years

@AyoCaesar Everyone at the BBC, ITV, and every newspaper is on the payroll.

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@AyoCaesar They could just self identify as women, they'll just get a tag and curfew order.

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@SkyNewsBreak An office closing on Friday afternoon until Monday. This is highly irregular.

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1 year

@fesshole What do your constituents think?

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5 years

@Dalek_fan @inderjot09 @InstituteGC @joswinson Tony Blair is the only man alive to ever lead a party to victory over the tories. He crushed them 3 times. If I wanted advice on how to do it, he is the only person to ask who can speak from experience.

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@fesshole Why was he wearing them?

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Lots of people have cancer and don't get treated in a hospital like the Ritz at the public expense, or have arse-lickers like this banging on about it. #LooseWomen

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@WireBarmyArmy @fesshole Course she bloody has!

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@dennisrodman @BeeBoggle I haven't been Rick-rolled in at least 15 years.

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@5Columnist @BBCPolitics He's the only man alive to ever beat the tories. 3 times. If would listen to him.

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@aljwhite Remainers like him stopped it? What are they smoking?

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@fesshole

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@BBCBreaking Wrong, Vlad. Building the bridge was an act of terrorism. Annexing Ukrainian territory was an act of terrorism. You are a terrorist, Putin.

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@PoliticaIRants @BBCBreaking They said from day 1 they thought she was in the river. They were right. Sounds like they are vindicated.

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@emjbourne @larrymeath Er. Wasn't GW Bush president during Hurricane Katrina?

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@Ed_Miliband Why has there never been a wheelchair-bound rastafarian lesbian amputee Doctor?

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1 year

@hendopolis Strong North Korea vibes.

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@jeremycorbyn Jezza, if you win a general election, you will have to deal with the President of the United States. He could win a second term and be around for years. Snubbing him does yourself, and the UK, no favours at all.

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@AngelaRayner Do they realise that the teachers ARE the teachers unions?

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@SusanFo26109110 I do believe that anyone who is either terminally ill, or who finds themselves unemployed close to their retirement age, should simply be given their pension early. By all means, let them work if they want to, just don't compel them.

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@SwearingSport Great day for a bike ride

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@GrieveWatch Not ready to let go a 96 year old person he has never met. Poor chap. Or chapess.

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@fesshole What a lucky woman she is, to have you around to fix stuff, and control her internet use, and lie to her. Lucky, lucky thing.

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3 months

What exactly does Katie Price have to do to go to jail? While some may consider driving offences as "minor", if the court has already banned you, and you ignore it and drive anyway, what else is there for them to do?

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Reality TV star fined £880 after being found guilty for driving offences

Katie Price has been fined £880 for driving offences

www.nationalworld.com

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@g_gosden @iainivey

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2 years

@Reuters And this is why Russia will get away with it.

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@A4IScott @AndyBurnhamGM The Health Secretary is Steve Barclay. He is a Conservative MP and is responsible for Health and Social Care in the whole of England, including Greater Manchester. I hope this helps.

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@fesshole Horse - Equus ferus caballus Pony - Equus ferus caballus Just as a Rottweiler and a Yorkshire Terrier are the same species, a Shetland Pony and a Shire horse are the same species. They can interbreed, and so can their offspring.

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@fesshole Shut up and stop jumping queues.

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@fesshole Yes it is reversible. But unlike the vasectomy, reversal is not available on the NHS, and it has no guarantee of success.

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@fesshole One day my wife did scupper All hopes of chucking one up her, Though it still stings, We do other things, Like enjoying a friendly cuppa.

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@jeffburtle You can't warn someone that you will run them over, then do it and blame the victim.

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2 years

@phil_lol_ogist @Otto_English

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@honestsportz @jk_rowling She consistently gets abuse for posting common sense.

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@connordoner @BBCBreaking It won't if it's independent. It won't be independent though.

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ROFL 😂 #Jaki ’s Chippy, Muir Of Ord. This is too funny. Read the most recent Google reviews.

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@L_Mitch23 @fesshole That is great but it doesn't help him access his pension.

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@AVF_Scooby2000 @mikegalsworthy He has a level of dickheadism.

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@fesshole @MissLionHeart This is an old fess. A recent one would say "and I'm paying my gas bill."

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@TheSun But no pictures. Let's face it. She's gone!

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@KingKapiik07 @TerribleMaps Percentage of deviation from the circle.

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@AhmadAl3nzi98 @BBCBreaking It’s really stressful, living in palaces, being waited on, it’s a hard life.

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@mailandguardian Lots of corpses up there of some of the best mountaineers in the world.

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@LizzieITV That's wonderful. I mean, Fuck knows what she's done, but, that's great. In the years to come, history will remember her as a man's wife. In reality she has done bugger all for the arts, sciences, medicine, or public service.

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@fesshole Translation: I'm stealing food from the poor.

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@WildmanWildma18 @fesshole Can't move there for popes.

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Another reason why train guards must be retained @RMTunion

Northern train conductor praised for spotting missing girls

Paul Wilkinson says he trusted his instincts in spotting the two runaways.

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@ukpaperwatch @Ryanair President of the Football Association likes it up the arse.

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@fesshole I told him my name was Hermann, And spoke in made-up German, But I hear a klaxon, This man is a Saxon, For speeding, he gave me a sermon.

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@Minkybiscuit @BBCBreaking I don't think Paris did it.

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@LBC Good. There is no place for a monarchy in the 21st century. It makes us look ridiculous.

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@TitaniaMcGrath Blimey, she's a bit rough. Almost looks like a bloke.

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@Zero_4 @MaxFRobespierre It's a bit of a stretch to imagine that things could have been worse under a Corbyn government.

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@Otto_English I wonder what it is she feels unable say.

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@fesshole Imagine if he turned out to be yours, but all the others aren't.

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@BritainElects The ukip vote went to its natural home. The tories.

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1 year

@fesshole Except you're not a grandad.

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@Broad7J @Dark_Blue_Box I'll bet the pen is a listening device. With a camera.

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@UKLabour See, this is one thing the government have got right and where you're turning voters off.

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@MartinSLewis Absolutely. They've paid their stamps, no matter where they choose to live.

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@fesshole "Are you coming to our curry night?" "No." "Why?" "I don't want to."

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@AlexanderG67588 @BBCNews Seems peaceful.

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@trillingual @AyoCaesar @johnedenuk These extremists plan to hire teachers and plant a lot of trees. Wicked.

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@AnnieG65368343 @AngelaRayner You helped get Johnson elected.

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